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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University of Kansas
STAFF
START
Edinson - In Chief.
Benson - In Chief.
Earl J. Edison - In Chief.
Robert J. Edison - In Chief.
Newman - In Chief.
Jimmy Hinkley - In Chief.
Dennis D. Hinkle - In Chief.
Alan H. Hinkle - In Chief.
Charlie O. Hinkle - In Chief.
David T. Hinkle - In Chief.
Board Members
Lloyd L. Hamilton
J. b. Fogle
Florid McCubbey
Floyd McCubbey
A. M. O'Bryan
A. M. O'Bryan
Frances Eden Wright
Virginia Dawn
Business Manager...John Montgomery, J
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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Lawrence, Kansas
Phone--K. U. 25 and 66
The Daily Kenan aims to picture the undergraduate at the University of Chicago another than him as a student using the names by standing for the ideas he wants to see. He is to be clerk; to be chairman; to be secretary; to be professor; to be chairman; to be secretary; to be chairman
FRIDAY, MARCH 14, 1924
He is old, and his eyebrows are white. His knees are weak; he stumbs sometimes when his limited endurance has been sorterly tested by an amateur riders who know neither horsemanship nor consideration.
WHITE SOCKS
He has seen students come and go, he has carried many of them along the highway outsides of Lawrence.
the highways outside of LA-water.
Pi knew, too, the dignity of age
and the satisfaction of a life well-
lived, but Pi presumed sometimes
upon his assured position. He took
things for_granted. White Socks,
veteran riding horse of Lawrenzo,
never presumes. He is a perfect
gentleman, a friend to all horse-
lovers, and he has become, like other
friends of the University, an institu-
tion at K. U.
Coolidge's appointments as secretary of the navy are being declined. It may be a difficult problem to get men to fill the cabinet positions since the sport of revealing corruption has entered in.
AN AD'S PLACE
In the golden age of advertising and of motion pictures the two have been connected in an almost disgrutting manner. To go to see a noted actor on the screen and then have to sit for ten minutes or so while advertisements are thrown before one makes it seem that he is not there to see what he wants to but what is forced upon him.
Mr. Newman of Kansas City has found it possible to maintain a motion picture house without the use of money obtained from screen advertisements. Lawrence has two rather up-to-date picture houses which are well patronized. It looks as though they would not have to resort to such a large number of slide advertisements to be successful businesses. If the slides cannot be done away with altogether, they can at least be minimized.
After bearing several stout girls lamenting their difficulty in squircing into borrowed male attire, we understand where the "puff", and "punt" idea comes in.
WHY AGAIN?
The rattle of dishes, interspersed now and again with a few admissible words from the speaker at the other end of the room. That was the impression of the religious week dimor at the Commons Tuesday night.
Anyone in the room could probably, though with some effort, follow the course of Dr. Tittle's remarks. But the noise of work interfered with the chance of getting full value from the words that were spoken.
The Commons wants dinners and banquets in the evening. Then why is not something arranged to deaden or remove the noise of the handling of dishes.
Physicians are attempting to determine the ideal position for a person to sleep. Their problem would be solved if they could attend a 2:30 class with fifty or more enrolled.
Will Mary Pickford and other movie actresses please explain how "beggar maids" and "pore workin' gur-rul'" manage to keep their nails so beautifully manicured?
PEP IT UP
The minister who can bring some drug new to his audience is extremely save. Modern religion never fails to pug in about forty years behind time. A preacher with foreseeable darts not enter into the spirit of the bustling times, least someone cries forth from the house tops that heyne is being forced upon our fair land. He cries faith, faith and more faith until it becomes as meaningless as "safety first."
Students have little religion. They cannot get any pleasure out of going to church and hearing the same thing they were told as children. The university teach new things every day. He is exploring the unknown in his studies. A new thing is what he deares at church. The people are as much to blame as the preachers. They would rather listen to the old cut and dried religion of their fathers than to strike a responsive chord by approaching a vital subject from a new angle.
new note.
No, it's not politician may come to the camp and deliver his message. Every one who goes is enthusiastic about the great good which he does. They are the same old group who attend every religious meeting. It is doubtful if any newcomers ever sit in the audience. That is where the modern religion falls down. It appeals wonderfully to those who do not need it, but the student who is not a regular churchgoer is no better off than before. An appeal to this person must be made. In order to do this it is necessary to keep up with the times. True rejection is a relief that reaches everybody, and the servant must be modern. Peop
If convocation speakers really want a large audience, they should present their address in the library.
POINTS
The present point system for men that recently went into effect reads that the captain of a major sport team counts for 40 points while the other members of the team are accredited with only 20 points. It is doubtful if there is that much difference in activity involved in the sport. The captain, it is true, is at the head of the sport, but he spends little more time on the sport than the regular player.
It appears that the difference in points is too great and that a happy medium should be struck between the two. Probably have the captaincy count 20 points and the regular membership on the team count 20.
A shotgun quiz is a quiz wherein the student gets killed.
On Other Hills
"Sir, your creditors await you without what?" "Without the door." "Well, give them that, too." Brown Jug.
Clerk—"With each $2.50 we give
a size enlargement of your
wearable photo," he adds.
"We do this one. It's a
snap I took of an elephant."
"Yes, you can be cured," replied the great surgeon, as he finished his work. "And you help the list of the suffering patient." "Vad vill idt coat," asked the doctor.
is to put girls in direct touch with practical knowledge about some of the fields open to women.
"Three hundred dollars.",
"Vell, you got to shade your pants,
replied the Hebrew. "You should see
the bid I got from the undertaker."
——Pelican
A women's vocational club has been organized at the University of Michigan, which will help women to find the kind of work they would like to do. At present the club is conducting a series of discussions on such work. The leaders are women of experience and the aim of the club
In an effort to find out where students waste their time, a questionnaire of questions has to be made at the University of Chicago. These questions include: How many studies? How much athletics? How many debates? How much other activities? How many questions covering the entire field of outside-of-school activity. The filling out of this questionnaire is to be a requirement. However, in order for an individual, no student will be censured for the answers he makes.
A new excuse was recently offered to an R, O, T. C. instructor at the University of Indiana. A student who did not want to go to college complained that he was forced into spending, which he had contracted from his ancestors.
"The New Scribe" is the name of the latest publication at the University of Cincinnati. The magazine made its first appearance last week and contained many short stories and articles of news.
Variety swimmers at the University of Wisconsin were forbidden to dive after pennies because, as they learned from their coach, their knowledge of swimming was being used for financial gain.
Delta Alpha, a local radio fraternity, is the latest addition to the Greek letter organizations at the State College of Washington. Each of the 20 charter members either has a wireless outfit of his own, or is connected with the college broadcasting station.
Nevada State University has a secret society called the "Sundowners" of the Sagebrush community who have "hummed" their forat least 1000 miles.
March 10 has been designated as Hobo Day at the Kansas State Teacher's College at Pittsburg. Hobo costumes and hobe life will be features of the day. A program of chapel stuples, parades, hobo feeds,
Brown University has joined Princeton in allowing unlimited cuts from classes, to those who attain high scholastic standing. Thus far the plan has worked out very successfully.
The twelfth annual military back at Wisconsin will be held in the state capital building April 4. The affair is under the management of the cadet corps of the university, which commemorate the state's war record and the American Legion, the reserve officers corps, the Spanish war veterans, the Gun and Blade Guillot will be making a dance at success.
A university farm picnic has been announced by the College of Agriculture authorities of the University of California. The features of year's picnic would make use of various representing the work of the various divisions, student organizations, and other activities. Every effort is being made to ensure that the event specially includes and worthwhile to the visiting high school tombs.
Subject of discourse Sunday at Unity church, 12th and Kentucky St. at 11 o'clock.
Students' Forum at 10 o'clock. Subject for discussion "Prohibition Enforcement."
The organization of a political club, called Coudie-for-President, was effected last Thursday night by the University of Ohio. The Ohio State Lantern reports that the club will have no small part in the mock national convention to be held on the campus.
"CLEAN FEAR"
- Knox College, at Galesburg, Ill celebrated its 87th anniversary Thursday, Feb. 21. The entire day
carnival and olympic games, audeville has been arranged.
Stationery!
We have lately received new lines of stationery in "pound" boxes, so that now we can offer boxes at from 25 cents to One Dollar. We have envelopes to match.
Also, we have left some boxes of Steel Die Embossed stationery with University seal at 40 cents.
University Book Store
Harl H. Bronson, Prop.
803 Massachusetts
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was devoted to honor the founders of the institution, and various forms of entertainment were furnished.
Foreign students are deserting German universities, because of the high cost of living in that country. Outsiders must pay more than twice as much for tuition fees as the Germans.
KANSAN WANT ADS BRING RESULTS
Announcing Our 67th Anniversary
Saturday you are all invited to opening of our Birthday. It will continue through next week. Birthday items of unusual interest to you will be here in numbers.
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