THURSDAY, MARCH 13, 1924 E THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN STAFF Official student paper of the University of Kansas Balloon in Chief Glen R. Downey Milwaukee Sports Football Jerry L. Harrison New York Tornado Hugh O. Brown North Carolina Tornado Hugh O. Brown Chicago Tornado Jim Curtis Ted Gouf Board Members L. H. Hamilton 2. H. Wright J. R. Plight F. L. Brown Hilma Brown Frances Wendle A. M. O'Rourke Frankie Adler France Eden Wendle Virginia Diane Business Manager...John Montgomery, Jr Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones—K, U, 25 and 64 The Daily Kaiwan alone to picture the undergraduate program either than university and the name by standing for the ideals and the mission; to be aware of them; to be an emblem; to be an example; to be an inspiration; to be serious problems to water hands; all to help students to understand its ability to support the University. THURSDAY, MARCH 13, 1994 DEEPER. DEEPER Without a doubt Daugherty's connection with the department of justice will soon be at an end. He has hung on with strong determination, but after the senate investigation yesterday the end is obvious. Shocking, indeed, were some of the facts brought to light concerning the corruption in the department of justice The American people, with every day's investigation, are becoming more and more ashamed of what is being revealed to the world. Every American who feels his duty as an American citizen knows that a share of the blame is his. President Coolidge can no longer leave it up to Daugherty. The President must act. At any rate, the political parties have quit talking about their well-oiled machinery since the Teapot Dome affair came to light. THE PUFF PANT FROM THE PUFF PANT PROM The last citadel of male distinctiveness is about to fall. The rouge daubers have advanced to the moat, and are upon the drawbridge. Where is the spirit of the Solomon who quelled ten thousand? A hundred rolling pins filled the air in the household of Brigham Young, but his spirit has vanished forever. Poor, beaten, whimpering man has crawled into his hair and ordered his favorite undertaker. He ran a good race but Dusees flutters over his brow Let us glance at the history of woman. She has sat in the hut of the hunter, while she watched man nally forth to great deeds. His joints grenaded under the load of captured sculps, and she yodelled a song to his might. Oh, to be a man and grab off the honors. Then times changed, and heed was given to the feminine cry of distress. Ears were stretched to hear her whoof victory. In her hilarity she demands a scoop shovel and a broncho to break. Glyns and Pankhurst bent horseshoes in their teeth, while they advised men to take a rest. Then around the corner comes the Puff Pant Prom. Another masculine luxury has fallen, but no man should be downhearted. Instead, he should go out and watch the revolutionizers of the world pass by. The comedy will be good. One fatal blunder has already been made. It is called pants, and what man over called them anything but pants? In their blissful ignorance, they will think they are fooling somebody. Instead of pulling out a cigarette, they will reach for a powder puff to stroke the nose. The handkerchief will be purple or orange. Man should observe carefully and gleefully the manicuring of those who would apa his custom. Not a chew of long green will be in the crowd. The male will be imitated but not dispersed. No great planet will fall or social order change. The pants do not make the man, and the pant will disappear forever. Let all males with a merry evening and a happy success to the Puff Pant Prom. The Reformatory Herald recently contained an editorial urging the boys to write home oftener. Wonder if they use the college student's "line" —"I wish I could come home this week-end, but I can't." A MISCONCEPTION One of the most prevalent doctrines in the world today is the belief that all men are equal regardless of their race or nationality or color. And yet this is a fallacy. The only place in which men approach a semblance of equality is before the law. But even here they are not really so. The criminal with a jail record who I trying to live honestly may be be crucified yet another man who has successfully defied the law will I be free. set free Everywhere there is a much greater difference between men. Some rise to positions of wealth and power while others do mental service all their lives. Even from birth some are handicapped by physical and mental weaknesses which prevent them from ever getting very far. Probably it is true that all men possess the same powers and ability and that all men are capable of becoming equal, but how few of them utilize those powers and express the doctrine which they preach. Chorus girl who fell in a Witchhole theater and broke three ribs, is using the theater management on the grounds that the injury cost her job. Since when have faulty ribs been an important consideration in the employment of a chorus girl? DIRECT CHILD LABOR DIRECT CHILD LABOR The present agitation with regard to child labor is for a constitutional amendment to prevent it. On a previous occasion when a national child labor law was passed by Congress it was declared unconstitutional three months after its passage. This decision left the regulation of child labor entirely to the states. By this arrangement uniformity in the laws is impossible. The various state and national organizations for the bettorment of child welfare duplicate each other's work and succeed only in organizing a sort of chaos. The proposed legislation would be just the first step in the welfare work for the children of the United States. The next step would be the finding of suitable work for juniors, work which would not deprive them of any of the rightful privileges of childhood. This sten is not merely to find the child a good job, but, includes following his carefully in his work till he is found to be rightfully placed and fully active. This plan effectively answers one of the earlier indictments of the child labor problem, that it deprives children of beneficial work. --part. His scene with Mr.Wu was done in fine style. Has there ever been a year when Spring came as often as it has this year? In Russia, 22 bandits are to be executed for robbing a freight train. Wonder what punishment the Russians would think proper for Mr. Forbes. At The Theater Lawrence again had the opportunity of seeing a first class actor in a finely dramatic play. Walker Whiteide added another success to his long string, in his appearance as "Mr. Wu." Mr. Wu" was not exactly the type of play to recommend the children to see for it has many subtilties and parts which the unapostolic mind might have overlooked. The drama it ranks very high, avoiding the final tears ending by adding a touch of tragedy to the play. Walker Whiteide proved himself a master of the situation with irony and truth, outlining each with which he conveyed it to the audience. His speech was faultless and one almost forget that he was an American artist could speak clearly in language, even scene with Mr. Gregory was an excellent hit of acting, and his death scene was realistic and gruesome. There were parts during the death scene which impressed him, been eliminated as a little agency, out the effect of realism and horror would have been lost. By T. G. Wear Eunice Hunt as the daughter of Mr. Wu, gave an excellent interpretation to a highly dramatic character, and she was able to enough to support her convincingly. Harold Vosburgh as the ship magmate gave a fine performance of the Official Daily University Bulletin Copy received at the Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a.m. PHITATELIC SOCIETY: PHITATELIC SOCIETY: There will be a meeting of the Philatetic Society in room 209 Fraser Hall, Thursday, March 13, at 7:00 p. m. All members are urged to attend this meeting. LEO REARCE, President Thursday, March 13, 1924 Miss Sidney Shields was very convincing as the wife of the ship magnate. She had her best moments of drama in the third act, which was practically all "beauty," and she marveled mavenful appreciation of the art of pantomime. The rest of the supporting cast was very good, with a few outstanding parts which were done in a fine manner. Lawrence Cain, the class list of names which Lawrence has seen this year, With Thomas Jefferson, May Robinson, Guy Bates Post, Walker Whiteside, and such such actors, "The Cat and the Canary," and the Demi-hawns dancers, Lawrence has been very fortunate in seeing first-rate actresses and Broadway successes. Absent Minded Prof—"Where is my hat?" Plain Tales From The Hill One of our professors has looked up the meaning of her name. She finds that it meant originally "Bear." Men wandering about in巷酥okes and goatskins were mentioned at the religious week dinner at the Common Tuesday. Students even asked for a pizza. Flapper Felton has not ingested shopping bags as the proper cost for "full year" students. George Baker, Baptist here on religious week, says that an apostle is a common sort of person who comes from a great way off. Another speaker at the same dinner told an introduction made for somewhere, where the honors she told that they were gathered over for her benefit. She said but was the way she felt about it. Student. "On your head, sir," A. M. Prof. Thank you, if it hadn't been for you I would have gone away without it." On Other Hills LEO PEARCE, President There is too much holding of hands and too little study at Kalamazoo college, Dr. E. B. Harper of the college faculty believes. He said that almost one-third of the students in his classes were engaged and that this condition is not in harmony with ideals of scholastic attainment. Bison The largest faculty in an American college, 1250 in all, is to be found at the University of Minnesota. The smallest, numbering two, is the property of Beaver College, Beaver, Pa. The men of Stanford. University have taken a stand with the b-lishature opposing all high school fraternities. A Chicago University professor has made the statement that the majority of the Phi Beta Kappa women never marry because they know less. Stanford University has established a yell learning class. This course is open to sophomores only, and may be used them for physical education credit. An old fashioned country square dance was held at the University of Nebraska. The men were dressed in overalls and blue shirts, and the women were dressed in gingham aprons. Cornell College of Ithaca, N. Y. dropped 225 students from the school last term because of scholastic failure, according to figures released Saturday. Two hundred and one were men. Thirteen students in the department of military science and tactics n the University of Ohio, were suspended from the University last Friday and deprived of all university privileges for the remainder of the semester. Credit for work done in other courses than military science Did you see my ad in Literary Digest? Right on the back page—March 15th issue! And in colors, too. Come to my store and see the styles about which Ye Jolly Little Tailor told you. Ed. V. 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