. FRIDAY, MARCH 7, 1924 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Scotland STAFF STAFF Editor-in-Chief R. D. Rowning Associate Editor Glen A. Swain Campaign Editor Katherine Harrison Campaign Editor Katherine Sturli Sunday Editor Pugh H. Sunday Editor R. Smith Plan Take Editor Walter G. Grauv Album Editor Grawy Album Editor R. Ted Olson Board Members Llord L. Hamilton J. R. Engle Floyd McCoy Florid McCoy A. M. Grynell A. M. Grynell Frances Wetrich Virginia Dunn Business Manager...John Montgomery, J Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phone- K. U. 25 and 66. The Daily Kemal always picture the undergraduate in a similar way, even more rarely give the king by standing for the king, than giving the king by beating them to be silent; he is beached; to be charisma; to be characteristic; to be charming; to be characteristic problems in warriors; in all to serve the heat of its ability to kill. FRIDAY, MARCH 7, 1924 SELF-SATISFIED We boast that we have the most beautiful campus in the country—and no one who has seen Mt. Oreed questions it. But we had a good beginning for a campus. The view, the rolling slopes, the lake—all were donated us by nature. We have built a number of buildings on the crest, choppeled out a little underbrush, and lo—the most beautiful campus in America. We are prone to take too much credit ourselves. We are too self-satisfied with regard to our campus, to bring it up to its maximum beauty. Something is always in the process of being over—of being changed. Visitors remark that the Hill will be truly lovely when everything is finished. A pile of dirt, one place, some stone, another, some discarded lumber—all this detracts from the general effect. And now that spring is almost near and the grass and trees and flowers will soon clothe Mt. Oread, couldn't a little extra effort be put forth to have the campus completely finished for once? --dirt that they can't handle. Newly planted grass is always the best place for a dog to walk. Fresh cement feels good to tired feet. They play with all their might, and rest in the same way. Joy is their motto; friendship is their creed. They will go down in the gutter to lend a little encouragement to a friend in need. The dog should teach one of life's greatest lessons to the human race. He may have his faults, but the fangs of gossip or the sting of hate never mar his character. The dog is a living monument to the virtue of neighborliness. The University should not try to get rid of them. What it needs is more dogs Since the advent of the oil scandal, one wonders if it isn't going out of fashion to name babies after prominent men. TRYOUTS Big things develop from little beginnings. Look at the rumpus they are having in Kansas City over a kiss. Labor government in England has passed the danger period and has the chance now to live a life of indefinite duration as does the proverbia chronic invalid. Things have not changed enough to keep one from recognizing parinament in session. But after all old England doesn't undergo abrupt changes. Her's is a gradual evolving government and even under the control of labor keeps constantly moving forward. Perhaps after England has shown the world that labor can rule, other countries will make strides in that direction, and then if a score or so countries succeed, the United States will feel safe to hold some trysts. William Wrigley, the chewing gum man, has withdrawn financial support from *Hiram Johnson*. If any one could stick, it ought to be Wrigley. SOME FORGET One who has risen from the bottom to the top, from poverty to wealth, often forgets the poor who were friends in the "old days," and he turns in scorn and cold heartedness upon the poor left behind. Such was not the case with Mrs. Angelina Boltoni, "the Angel of Brome Street," a poor Italian woman twenty-five years are but at her death a great philanthropist who had given thousands of dollars for the aid of her native people. The thousands of inhabitants of the Italian quarters of New York mourned as they had never done before when their "Angel" was in aid in the tomb. She had made the needy her "sons and daughters" and they will never forget. But there are so few "Angels of Broom Street." OUR CANINES Every day we hear the suggestion that the Hill needs a "Piped Piper" to oure away the battalions of dogs which com- and to tio over the diminished games of K. U. The man or woman who argues this way is indeed hard hearted. The Hill dogs are real dogs. They play the game in a mud and boisterous manner, but they play for the enjoyment of life. No perfume scented, blanket wearing canisagine drains the ranks. They are the sausage eating, caching bandits that might well grow a title of Stevenem. Alreales with whiskers on their chins, hounds with the sad eyes of a Madonna, and curw with a hundred battle scars line up to gaze critically at the passer-by. A dozen tail wave a greeting at every friend and a dozen owners of the tails look for mischief. The whole pack sprint from one end of the campus to the other in search of fun, and who can pretend that they have fun? The depth of importance is to think Mare Nostrum is the name of some famous race horse. It is generally conceded among comen that a man is in his best uomo just after eating. But not after the waiter brings the cheek. The point in a joke depends on the sharpness of the person telling it. "Glee Club Not to Interfere With Tittle" reads a headline. We thought music and religion were compatible. Perhaps music and religion are. "Beware the Ideas of March"-Yes, about that time, we'll be having mid-semester quizzes. Congressman seem to be doing what same writer did during the French Revolution. He conjugated the verb suspect with the result that it was "I suspect, he suspects, we suspect, you suspect, they suspect." Hyde is Homeward Bound—Head line. Kind of Hyde-Bound? The Safety Valve is a column of sewerage with two flame-resistant faculty members, and any one of them can be removed. The Koman does not assume responsibility for the water system. All names must be attached to all construction permits. Faith-individuals may be permitted to faith-individuals only. Once permitted, care will be taken daily Kaman Your editorial last night attacking the eighteenth amendment to the constitution sounded a bit peculiar, coming as it does in a state lished in a state that was one of leaders for the prohibition movement. THE SAFETY VALVE It speaks of the amendment as har- loned been "pit over" under stress of war—"trailroaded across in the face of what was known to be powerful position. May I suggest that the whoh abriden American government is based on the representative idea, and he government of expressed majorsics. It is the only way America does things. May I suggest also that prior to the passage of the eighteenth amendment, large areas would be made a good number of the people, were living under local option prohibition laws that were enacted by the votes of the people. It is just as falx to a crime that states in which no popular vote was taken would have favored pro-Obama candidates, it would have prohibited obnobiliation. Renald Werenrath is worth of all the praise a critic could give. He is an artist of the highest order, possessing mastery in composition and perfect control are his most outstanding characteristics, but much can be said of his interpretation of them. Sometimes we are deceived by noisy minelites. You have heard the story of the New England farmer who contracted to deliver a million flirts to a New York hotel, but could find only a hundred. W. A. D. At The Concert (By Dorothy Dillaway) In the first place, the program was a popular one and one sure to be appreciated by any audiences. In fact, he and his band were probably new to most of those who heard them. The first was "Domeo" by Sanderson, a new English ballad written by Tom Kane and named "Goin' Home," an arrangement by William Arms Fisher, and the third, "The Ringers," a rollering song about Tom Ligre, Little Tom, and his band. Werreartha's third encore, "Drink o Me Only With Thine Eyes," showed her even caliber of the vibrant quality of both his high and low motes. it was beautifully sung with a subtle touch which applauded strongly to he audience. In the first group, the artist gave his initial impression, with a sympathetic treatment and perfect enunciation in the two Italian numbers, "Caro mio ben," and "tango mio ben." The man group which touches on an encore, an encore "Little Mary Cassidy" was varied in the light and heavy effects. "Licht," by Sindling, was sung with greater depth of feeling than the other two selections, but was less apprehensive because he worked in contrast "fault der Welt." by Grieg. addendum. His third group was the "Vision Fugitive," and the fourth encore, the "Kashmir Song." "Kashmir musee the Negro spirituals, as arranged by Dett, demanded Mr. Werewernr he fifth encore, which he called "a sort of fake negro spiritual." The last group, which included McFadden's favorites, was composed by Mamdasar, by Speaks, brought with it "Lone Dog," a strange monologue of a shepherd's canine friends, "Sittin' Thinkin', a pensive minded Horse, Show," in which Werewernr holds some of his most beautiful effects. M. Werrenrath is marked for his poise and unusual personality, his ability to make his audience feel with him, malumachly, joy, or freedom, and an almost irresistible impatience along to his fascinating rhythm. brhyMm: Credit is also due Herbert Carpier, his admirable work at the piano. He not only accompanied well but seemed to feel with the baritone his moods and charming interpretations. Plain Tales From The Hill An instructor in psychology was giving an example of memory the other day. He mentioned that he could give six times six, to say that six times six was—thirty-two. An instructor in English literature told his class this morning, "You have to know how to take Lamb." Don't you have to know how to take anything else, such as chickens, for instance? Two K. U. women were walking together, and one remarked that she wished she could get scarlet fever. Her reason was that she thought then her hair would come out, and it came in again it might | surely. Prof. H. P. Cady can prove that cigarette smoking weakens the memory. He told a class recently that everyone in the building has been told that the Chancellor does not wish smoking out in furs. There are a large number of stubs laying are a large door. Those who smoke are those who have forgotten, naturally. And hence cigarette smoking weakens the memory. On Other Lilies Several women were walking to 1:30 class when three men student lapped up the hill on motorcycle bikes, and they titles for them, "The Motorcycle Boys in the Alps," and "The Motorcycle Boys at College," seemed favor put his track men up against teams of other conferences as well as the Missouri Valley colleges. Wauburn journalism studentsrote their own obituaries the otherA. A novel assignment was givenby a class, B. T. Burch, the instructor.Hewanted the students to learnow to write a model death notice, and as he considered that each one ought to know more about himselfhanyone else, he asked each student to write up his "death." The Indiana University Athletic Association, according to figures made public, realized $50,000 from gate receipts from its seven football games last fall; this leaves a net profit of $29,000 to the association. William Jewell will send their truck team to compete in the second annual Kansas Relays to be held April 19. Coach Bowles wants to of an open forum talk at Tulane University. A committee which had worked for months on the subject gave a report. Both the good and the bad points of the games were given. Pool and billiards was the subject A survey of the freshman class conducted recently at Mount Hollyake shows that 15 per cent of the class were students who graduated from Mount Hollyake. Delivered! The Next Day nice clean laundry done up in a neat way that will satisfy you—and only a day in doing it. That's what our new modern plant enables us to accomplish for you. Get that satisfaction of laundry service by sending your things to the Lawrence Steam Laundry "D.y Cleaning and Pressing Establishment, too" "THE UNIVERSITY AND RELIGION" subject Sunday at 11 o'clock at Unity church, 12th & Vermont sts. The German Tragedy" subject for discussion at the Student's forum at 10 o'clock. 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