THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 1924 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Jayhawk Cagers Start for Final Battles of Year Washington and Missouri Only Remaining Hurdles; Twelve Men Will Make Trip The last inn of the Missouri Valley conference basketball race will start tonight when the Kansas队赛季 leaves for St. Louis and Columbia to play Washington and Missouri. Twelve players, the coach the training staff, make up the team. Coach C. F. C. Allen said this morning, however, that the fact that twelve men were going would not bother the squad in as much as two other teams been made this season with the same success. One of the trips was successful and the other was the Oklahoma tragedy. Mosby will make the trip with the team and will be used in both games. He has been working out all this week and is being good at preparing to Allen. The squad will leave tonight on the 7:25 Santa Fe and will arrive in St. Louis Friday morning. The Washington game will be Friday night. This game will not offer any possibility especially since one of their last chance to knock the leaders off the top rung of the ladder. Washington does not use the same style of play that Kansas City. They do not use the technique of individual responsibility that is used in the Big Ten conference. center court will be waiting for the team Saturday when they take them on for the last game of the season. The Tiger has not tasted Jayhawk meat lately in basketball but the blood that they drew in the dual most probably will incite them to conquer their team. Has been improved brand of basketball lately and may spring a surprise Saturday. Couch Allen said this morning that the team was not looking towards the championship, but rather to these next two games which will mean the championship. These men are the 2015 Mets, Moshy, Rengel, Belgard, Heckert, Baker, Wright, Stratton, Hitt, Daniels, Fredricks. Call for Women Tankers Only Ten Women Have Signed to Enter Tank Meet "I would like to have more women come out for the individual swimming meet," said Miss Ruth Brown, in charge. "About ten have signed up, but we want more so that there may be some real competition. I would like to see as much of the experience been shown in the life-saving work. There are sixteen women in the class now, and more are still coming out." The women's individual swimming meet is to be held March 11, at 4:30 p. m. Any one wishing to practice may use the pool at any time on Tuesday and Wednesday except at 4:30 p. m. The events in the individual meet will be as follows: 50-yard side overarm; diving; 50-yard breast stroke; side-stroke. 50-yard free stroke; a bright free-stroke; breast-stroke for form; 50-yard back stroke. Women's Team Chosen Senior, Sophomore Basketball Squads Announced The senior women's basketball team and the sophomore first team squad have been announced by the coaches, Bill Heaver, and David Phillips. The sophomore first team squad includes: Centers, Elizabeth Balinger, and Bernice Reed; guards, Florence Hatchinson, Virginia Fowles, and Leah Hunt; forward, and Helen Milton Collier, Helen Merech, and Mary Meyers. The senior line-up is as follows Center, Dorothy Higginz; forward Margaret Walker, Dorothy Barker and Helen Heleniggker;骨干 Snyder and Jerry Olmiller; subtitle Snyder and Jerry Olmiller, Lucille Robertson, and Gladys Mallins. Marell, and Irene town has also been picked for the sophormes. The line-up is: Center, Margaret Lawry; guards, Edith Barrett and Lilian Bixby; forwards, Wendy Woods; Helen Olen, and Janetne McEl nancy. The sophomore women on the first team play squad in half of the games will receive 100 W. A. A. points. Those who are not able to be in the required amount of time will be given 70 points, the case of substitutes. The memorial team will receive second teams and receive 25 points for their word. Dorothy Higgins is captain of the senior team. The sophomores have not yet elected a captain, but will do so at their next practice. 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