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WEDNESDAY, FEB. 13, 1924
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Iash House League Members Desirous of Sparkling Prize
Sport followers were overloaded to try today that the basketball tournament of the Organized Hash House girape will begin soon. The constants for the first game are For
Coes va, the Raiy's and Harry's impatience jayhawk. The Commercial ub has put up a diamond studded spider for the winning team, "The Black Jack," a sparkling wolf.
"We're goin' to annex that "Spark-
spittoon, said Jack Figgins, coach
the Oreand, CaféFine, assuming
Pearson basketball mentor who has coached one of a national baseball tournament, and who has read a great deal on Nathansi, originator of the game.
"The outstanding man on our team "Arkansaw Slim," said Coach Fige.
"Arkansas Slim," said Coach Figs. "He stands behind and shoulders goove the rest. That is the reason the plays center. Our champion baser shotster, *Idget* Wear likes to play against him. He brilliantly throws a goal for the other dude. The other forward, *Stubby*, this never missed a goal. Although ex has never had a basketball in his hands he shows wonderful possibilities."
"The team is greatly handicapped in the inability of Smiln' Rachel to play in this game," Trainer "Little Way" said today. "He broke his arm."
Members of Football Squad Honor. Guests at Annual Law Scrim
Party Limited to 150 Couples Refreshments and Favors
on Program
The Law Scrim, the annual party given by the School of Law, will be held Feb. 21 at F. A. U. hall. The team will be in honor of the football team.
"Brick" English and his sevente piece orchestra will furnish the music Refreshments and novelty programs. The program, "Honor guests for the event," be Chancellor and Mrs. E. H. Lindsey, members of the faculty of the School of Law and their wives, members of the football coaching staff and their wives, and the members of William Oliver, Gerald Smith, Rahp Jenkins, Gene Hart, Harold Burd, Verne Coller, Walter Shannon, Edoul Colter, Alex Hodeses, Gregory Hedges, D. S. Millman, Presley Walters, John MacLean, R. B. Baker, Robert Mosby, Babe Smith, E. M. Wulliam, M. E. Voights, F. Farmworth, R. D. Fraker, Allan Davidson, E. H. Haley, Clyde Freese, Ed. Halpin, Tom Smith, John Lomborg, "Ted Sanborn," C. Cliffard, Virgil Severs, William Anderson, and Kenneary.
The Newcomers Club will entertain the husbands of the members of the club and the new men of the faculty with a "hard times" party at the women's gymnasium, Friday Feb. 15, at 8:30.
Mrs. Herbert Taggart.
Chairman.
The German Club will meet Thursday afternoon at 4:30 in room 313 Fraser. The purpose of the meeting is to organize for the second semester.
Student to Give Recital
Margaret Larkin, c'24, will give a recital Friday evening for the University Club of Topeka. Miss Larkar will be the guest of Mrs. J. R. Burrowes, who will amabilly parram will be practically the same hat was given at the Theta Sigma hri recital in Lawrence, with the new play and several new songs.
at a petting party last night but may get into the game for the last forty-five minutes, "Pots," veteran guard, is the dark horse of the team. If he throws backs at them as he slings him, he would beat the Jay hawks himself."
"I have limited men to strict training roles," was the statement of Manager "Long John" Fortune. The rest of the team cigarettes a day. They may chew as much as they like. All the men chew while on the court, and will welcome him.
"This is the prettiest looking team that I have ever seen," a sorority woman was heard to exclaim this morning. "Especially the red-bedded boy." He's the darting boy ever remember seeing in a basket ball suit."
Captain Ike O'Bryant said that the team will win because they have a new play hitherto undisclosed. They will put a steel plate in the basket, and play through their goal, thereby attracting the ball each time it is thrown into the air at the tip-off. "Ike" maintains that he can lock the Jayhawks, Commons, College Inn, and Supreme, all at the same time. The only team the Oread must face is the St. Louis Hoppers. They have a reputation of beng mean cleaver throwers.
Goldfish Tamers Find New Bedtime Tragedy
(By Science Service)
Baltimore, Feb. 13—Materials for a bedtime tragedy to be entitled "Poor Picky the Pet Goldfish" "Why He Died When She Gave Him the Air" have recently been collected by local goldfish tamers and the chemists of the city water department.
y Science Service)
Complaints had been coming in to dealers in animal pets that their goldfish did not seem to be of the hardy kind. And the only source of these from their nautical aquaria to those in the homes of their new owners, Indiana grief went and raged.
The unsentimental destroyer suspected something wrong with the water supply. City chemists were to the aid of the villagers they did. The picnic was fatalities all happened in tanks there there was a heavy and continuous supply of fresh water, bringing with it an abundant supply of oxygen indispensable to fish, but there can be too much of a good thing. In aquaria where the water flows slowed or merely drained, the little tank remained household remained alive and well.
THE CHERNIAVSKY TRIO
The chemists say there are two curals to this story. One is, that there can be too much of a good tung; and taue other is that if you want to keep a same goldfish, don't give him the air.
"Doodle Bug" Locates Oil Behind Haworth
The "Doodle Bug" has made its appearance on the University campus. Tuesday morning classes in geology and engineering were dismissed to watch the experiment performed by the owner of the "Doodle Bug."
The "Doodle Bug," so named by the students of the two departments, is a small forked stick that is supposed to have the power of indicating the direction of water on the surface of the ground. The owner of the "Doodle Bug" or "Witch Stick" he calls it, performed the experiment behind Hawthorntail. As he passed the notteck stick over the ground nothither and nothither. Then the instrument began to move and forth slowly. "Two thousand feet down here there is one-thousand barrel oil well," stated the experimenter. "The little stick never fails. I was the man who discovered the Red River field in Oklahoma."
Some of the students of the depart
ment, evidently members of the Skepite Society, decided to put the instrument to a real test, so they fixed up a bunded containing dirt, ore, and
oil. They gave this to the "oil finder" and told him to teat it. The stick was placed over the bundle but failed to respond. The owner explained that he had been package to cause a reaction. If there really is oil behind Worhall hort, it will take a large amount of laugh out of some of the members of the
Theta Sigma Phi to Hold First Annual Matrix Tabl
The chapter of Theta Sigma Phi honorary and professional journalistic sorority, at Indiana University has issued 200 invitations to the first annual Matrix Table, a feast of joy and wisdom to be held Feb. 14. Prominent upperclass women, women faculty members, and wives of faculty
Women prominent in the journalistic world will be on the program. The affair promises to be novel and entertaining.
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