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WEDNESDAY, FEB. 13, 1924
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University
EDITORR
**EDITOR:** Dennis Inherent
Editor in-Chief, Donald A. Huggins
Associate Editor, Mary Wright Abner
News Editor, Mary Wright Abner
News Editor, Jeff Smith
Nicki Editor, Harry Morrow
Nicki Editor, Harry Morrow
Bunny Editor, Frances Ewitt Wright
Bunny Editor, Frances Ewitt Wright
Exchange Editor, Hugh Brown
Editor, Hugh Brown
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**nun Daffy Romain** aims to picture the undergraduate in further University of Chicago and to explore the ways he is standing for the ideals of education; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be helpful; to solve serious problems to wake up in all to serve our community; to ability the University.
WEDNESDAY, FEB. 13, 1924
THIS TEA POT THING
THE hand-raising, musk-racking, rot-brewing method of uncovering governmental scandal indulged in by parisian soukers, editors and active office holders has become a disgusting hawling of names, as seen in the eyes of this student body. The stench of this political palavering has been almost as obnoxious as the discovered rottenness.
It seems that somebody has found a can to be tied to the dog's tail and several hundred newspapers, would-be statement, little politicians and favor-seeking diplomats are running around a circle in an endeavor to attach the malefic artifact.
SCHOLASTIC RESPONSIBILITY
And still we find government oil flowing, Honey Sirinalar voyaging and Mr. Fall at home with a sick headache.
Has a spirit of scholastic responsibility pervaded the campus?
Everyone seems determined to keep up in his daily assignments. Table space at Spooner Library is at a premium.
In an advanced history class recently the instructor offered to summarize the next day's lesson for the class. An enterprising or absent-minded student spoke up, "Why don't you give us the next section to prepare, too?" Be it said to the credit of the class not a hiss was heard. The instructor gnashed but finally recovered sufficiently to make the additional assignment and proclaim the suggestion a most excellent one and an evidence of the awakening of "scholastic responsibility." At this juncture the whistle blew and the class fled out with never a word of complaint.
Was this "evidence of awakened scholastic responsibility" or was it the characteristic attitude of persons who find their burdens already so heavy that a few additional ones fail to bring forth even a lift of the eyebrow?
THREE THOUSAN1 YEARS
The torrid rays of the meridian sun beat on a queer scene thousands of years ago. It was the day of the burial of the mighty Tut-sunk-Amen, and a gorgeous procession was formed, Slaves from Nubia, Babylon, and Palestine waved planes over generals in chariots. Sacred cattle and sacred cats were given select places in the line of march. Hired wallers, string instruments, and the clash of arms announced that a mighty potentate had passed for ever.
Far away Babylon strutured in her splendor, but did not know of the death for years. The hosts of Israel felt no shock at the time, but wondered at the sudden activity of the enemies on her borders. Greece was a tiny state of barbarians. Little did the outside world care about another country's grief in those days. How different from the modern effect of a great nation's change in administration. Egypt mourned, buried her king, and the lion roared over his tom that night, as he did for ages to come.
But King Tet left much to future civilization. The heat of the dry desert and the rarified climate preserves his tomb and mummy, as if he had died but yesterday. Howard
Carter peered into the features of a king in precisely the same manner as did the workman who caused the lid on the coffin to the mumbling of the ancient priests. King Tut is uncle, but the furnishings of his tomb are of much value to modern civilization. The height of ancient culture lies in the narrow confines of the stone tomb. The lessons they shall teach the moderns cannot yet be estimated, for the effect will be felt for ages to come.
THE KALL OF THE KALE
《The Ku Klux Klan has lost an Emperor, W. J. Simmons, the founder and chief Kakeutter, liked too well the Klarion Klink of the Kold Kash, so he sold out for $00, 000. But the Klahnish Cowboy still keeps hisunning tencenas on the Kanelia, the women's Klan.
Secret organization does offer a most lucrative opportunity to a fast talker, a snow人 Simmons has the "honor to have been made the head of a new movement of national scope." He hasn't announced the title under which he will Kinduct this new Kutch, but eventually he will probably be the Exalted Kale Collector.
Editorial of the Day
The World is Safe
From the Flint, Mich., Journal.
It is the instinct of mother love to do it. It would not matter how much关心 you give her 57,000,000 dollars were manufactured in this country to satisfy the small, eager armers of American girlhood. Thirty-seven million rosey checked waxen baskets held by little mothers at Christmas time. One for every third human being in the United States. Enough to make an size the cities of New York. Thirty-seven million brand new chickens kissed and not fondly to bed.
Is this the answer to the growing starry eyed generation to the great world bogey that some life is livening and that the mother urges fast to have a girl of the women? Say it with doll clothes! Let Santa Claus naive baby! and every year about it from the houseouts. Waves of sophistication come way and go, the flageoats in the center of the stage, but while the face of dolls babies still through the dreams of little girls, the world is safe for a future to be faced without quanim. The dangerous heroes of lore are coming full and fall but yet are rosey checked, fazen haired creations of lace and珍珠 tucked lovingly into bed by little mothers who are rich. Bobbehoviem waves a red flag over the window and still are bunches of rags fashioned into human figures and tenderly crowed by the children of the poor. Ageless, knowing not only country but nursery unfolding it continues to be one of the great and simple ones of living.
Plain Tales From The Hill
For the benefit of the few, the very few girls who have not yet sprung this one, we take this opportunity of tipping us over like this:
For landlord patience, Job never had a thing on the poor student who has four consecutive Education classes at the same room two days 'n the week.
She (over the telephone): Oh, hello,
Harry. How are you? Say, have you
got a date for the Leap Year
Variety?
He (eagerly): No. I haven't.
She: Well. I hope you get one.
"good bye!"
And they call that funny.
The effect was beautiful and gratifying—to the eye; but ob, that oder! He had gotten hold of his room-mate's trombone off! Finding his mixture, the student washed his hair again, but the hateful odor remained with him during the party and for many days thereafter.
His fraternity was giving a party that night, and he especially desired to make a hit, so among other preparations for the great event, he washed his hair, with his suit, as the party suit. As the party suit and his unruly 1.6s still refused to yield to the persuasive corb, the young man grew desperate. While his room-mate was out of the room, he "borrowed" a bottle of posed hair from the founders and fitted it on the applied contents liberally to his hair.
Yale rejoices in the fact that Dr. B. C. Levermere who won the Bob Peace Prize is one of her graduates
Official Daily University Bulletin
Copy received at the Chancellor's office until 11:00 a.m.
Vol. III. Wednesday, February 15, 1924 No. 103
MEN'S GLEE CLUB:
AEN'S GLEE CLUB
the theater will be held at 7 o'clock p.m. in room 10, basement
3, theater administration building, instead of the usual time and place,
because of the concert by Chernavikaya Trio. The rehearsal will be over in
time to permit attendance at the concert.
THOMAS A. LARREMORE.
RHADAMANTHI
BRADAMANTHIL A meeting of Bhadamantili in Central Administration building rest room at 7:15 Wednesday, February 15
CHANDRANE BRADMANTE HOWE.
CONTEMPORARY LITERATURE:
CONTEMPORARY LITERATURE:
The next lecture in the course on contemporary literature will be given by Mr. Eager, Thursday afternoon at 4:30, in room 205 Braser. The subject will be "William H. Hudson."
On Other Hills
Three victories over ticket scalpers were recently realized by the University of Chicago when it won the decisions from three lawsuits brought against it by individuals who had been denied admittance to football games being played in the stadium from scalpers. This decision is regarded as a death blow to further ticket scalping in that university.
Twenty-six graduates from the Teacher's College of Columbia University sailed for France recently, where they met with French students of France under the new plan of international co-operation for the training of French teachers. One of Columbia's professors accompanied the group as their director in advance.
All freshmen entering Columbia
University in the second semester are
required to wear the freeman cap and
to learn the rules and regulations.
The freeman cap must be purchased together,
and cost the "earnings" $1.00.
The Thumbtack Club of Cornell University is an organization whose members are interested in original sketching and drawing. The club
has an its aim the encouragement of sketching and holds one meeting each week, to which each member will attend his sketched skill for the club to criticise.
Football players and sorority girls are the floorwalkers and cash girls at one of the largest department stores in Columbus, Ohio, which attends the university believes in practical training for its students.
Plans for the Student Union building at the University of Arizona are now completed and it is expected to be funded in 1253, $80,000 is the estimated cost.
The University of Illinois has the largest track squad which has reported for practice in years. The candidates are probably not from Iowa, but they will with California University, and the Olympic games. Illinois will open her x-
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Men's Gym Shirts 50c to $2.50
Men's Gym Trunks 50c to $2.50
Men's Gym Shoes 51c to $4.00
Men's Ath Supporters 50c - 70c
Misses Gym Bloomers ... $3.50
Misses Gym Middies ... $1.50
Misses Middy Ties ... $1.50
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PHONE 75
Feb. 23, when she meets Notre Dame University.
You Know Who We Are!
The basketball team of Tulane has won thirteen games. Five more games remain on the New Orleans team's schedule.
William Allen White's article on Why Students are Stupid" is still going the rounds. The Minnesota Daily recently published the editorial.
The University of California will Sensational dancing and bewitch-celebrates its annual Labor Day, Feb. the nuary 20. Needed improvement on main attractions to a musical comedy the campus are made on this day by body to be put on by the students of the student body. Utah.
Here It Is!
Law Scrim
The Big Party of the Year
Brick English with 7 Pieces, and
A One O'clock Party with Food
$2.50
F. A. U. Hall Thursday Night, Feb. 21
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