THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-Chief ... Marvin Harms Associate Editor ... Herb Little Course Editor ... Michael Kearney Campus Editor ... Catherine Oder Telegraph editor ... Harlow Tibbets Temple University ... Peter Browne Sport Editor ... Walter Heen Plain Tales ... Grace Olson Special Editor ... James A. Clark BUSINESS STAFF Harold R. Hall ... Business Mgr. Floyd Hockenhull ... Circulation Mgr. *iblert O. Sweesen*Adaldeh, Disk Ferdinand I. Göstrich Gordem P. Hill Cenna Hunter Joseph Hunter Watson Kirk James Jawson Subscription price $2.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $1.20 for a term of three months; $5.00 per month; 15 cent a week Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1875. Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Maryland or in the Department of Journalism. Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas, Phones, Bell K. U. 25 and 66 The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the university than merely printing the news by standing for the ideals the University promotes to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to be kind; to be wiser Leaders; in all, to serve to the students of the University. FRIDAY, FEBRUARY, 6, 1920 OUR COACHES The Department of Athletics deserves a word of commendation for the admirable way in which it has cooperated with the students in the various organization basketball leagues. When the Men's pan-henlise began its league, it asked Doctor Allen for his cooperation, and got it. He not only gave the team the gym court on three nights but he also furnished the balls to play with. Not only that but he put Coach McCarthy in charge, and there has not been a bitch in the playing of the games. It would have been very cayy for Doctor Allen to ask Varsity men or others to referee the games, but he did not do this. Coaches Schlademann and Linsidy of the department with the assistance of Rudolph Uhrlaub, have handled all of the games in an efficient manner. When coaches of the department give their time to intra-mural athletics as well as the inter-collegiate, it shows a cooperation that will give the University the final system of athletics in the middle west. Intra-mural games will give players a chance to develop, who do not make the variety squads, and in this way the coaches will have a good opportunity to look over all the athletic material in the University. And more, such games tend to increase the general interest in all branches of sport. Music has charms may well be applied to our state legislature. It appropriated $4,964 for the School of Fine Arts. ARE YOU CLEVER? Two men died recently. The friends of one made up a purse to buy a headstone for his grave, and on it they had engraved, "He Had Many Talent." It was not necessary for the friends of the other to take up any purse. His family took a modest alloy from the estate and set up an imposing monument, and on it was inscribed "Philanthropist," In school the philanthropist was a dumb-headed sort of chap his associates was a dill and uninterested. One of them once said he could fifty cents for fifty miles. When quarried by them as to his chosen vocation, he told them without quibbling he was going to work in a steel mill. He did it, too, and in ten years he owned the plant, and when he died, without setting the world on fire, he owned a whole series of mills. The talented man was clever. Ready of tongue, and quick of mind, he had a reply for everyone, and it was a witty one. Brilliant of mind, he applied himself to his studies only enough to make good grades. He found by applying himself in class he could pick up enough to satisfy the professors, and so followed the path of least resistance. When he finished college he had the choice of half a dozen promising propositions, but still following the path of least resistance, he decided to look around and see the world before he settled down. He looked around for the rest of his life, always dissatisfied with his position and looking elsewhere for a more pleasing one. Moral—Don't swear at the half-wit who signs your pay checks. It may be he only has the gift of concentration. The present foggy weather has caused many a student to excimin, "My, this certainly reminds me of London." RESPONSIBILITY The new constitution for the men of the university has been finally accepted by the senate and will be submitted to the men for a vote of approval or rejection at an early date. This constitution is the outgrowth of the many events of last fall when there seemed to be an inability on the part of both faculty and students to stop the various violations of University laws. It has taken several months to get a working instrument but the committee which prepared the constitution needed all of the time taken to produce a constitution that would hit the bill. The chief change in the constitution from the old instrument is the regulation and the responsibility of the Student Council in all matters of undergraduate concern. Of course there are several phases in which the Council and the W. S. G. A. have joint control. But the big thing that must be pointed out to very student who wants the control of student affairs is the matter of responsibility. By regulating the men must also be responsible and every man voting in favor of the constitution should be prepared to stand back of the spirit and letter of the document. Some of those fraternity basketball scores look suspiciously like football scores. INTERNATIONLAISM There has been a great amount of talk of the students coming out of their provincial shell and taking up some of the growing problems of national and international life that are facing every thoughtful citizen of today. The college graduate, naturally fitted for leadership in his community, should be informed on some of the phases of international events. Two talks within the next week enable every man to increase his knowledge on the conditions ovesse and in the orient. Dr. Kenneth Saunders, a graduate of Cambridge University, England, who was with the troops of India during the war and has made an extensive study of life in India, will address the Noonday Lunch con Club Thursday on "Buddham in the Orient." Dr. Sherwool Eddy is the other man who will address K. U. students, Sunday, February 15. Dr. Eddy spent 18 years in India and has made a trip around the world since the armistice. He will inform the students of his impressions of the conditions in the various countries he visited. The Faculty finally slipped one over on the students. It has elected its members to the Million Dollar Drive Committee while the students have not yet done so. THE EAST SUGGESTS From the Harvard Endowment Fund Committee, collecting upwards of fifteen millions of dollars from the friends of the great eastern institution to provide for the adequate payment of faculty members and other necessary reforms, conces the results of the collections and attempted collections from the different friends and acquaintances of the university. The results might offer suggestions to our promoters and workers for our own "Elseblair" plan for the collection of a single million dollars. nearly twelve millions of dollars were contributed in the first four months of the campaign. One and one half millions was collected from men and women not connected with the university, or connected only through relatives. More than half of the twenty odd thousand men in the College have contributed toward the fund and three thousand out of sixteen thousand of the Graduate school have contributed. The percentage of donations from the alumun by classes showed that the classes from 1800 to 1900 showed the largest donations. This was explained by two facts, that these classes are now at their physical prime, between thirty-five and forty-five years of age, and that now their sons are just in the university or about to enter. In the class of 1852, all five living members contributed for a percentage of 100 per cent. The whole campaign proves that among the alumni of a university there is an interest and loyalty which can be relied upon to support financially the college and the cause of education. The campaign further proves that men and women who have no college affiliations have a deep-seated belief in the value of education to the country. No individual can entirely deny the responsibility toward the colleges. Every individual, whether a college graduate or not, uses doctors, lawyers, engineers, experts of all kinds, in his daily life. Without this professional class, life would be very different. Mr. Frick and Mr. Rockerfeller have amply shown their belief in the educational institutions of the country. It is of the greatest importance that the needs of higher education should be realized by every citizen. The campaign carried on by many colleges have contributed greatly to this end. The financial crisis which is facing our universities has made many realize for the first time their enormous asset value to the United States. The Harvard campaign will continue until the more than three millions of dollars needed to complete the and is collected. Campus Opinion All communications to this column must be signed by the writer as evidenced in the document. It cannot be used if the author so specifies Communications are welcome. To the Editor of the Daily Kannan: Sir: It has come to my notice that the common garden variety of love feast at this University is becoming ever growing proportion of the serious minded students. By love feast in this connection I mean the orgy which takes place when the aspiring student engages his or her prof in a post notification class discussion. Why coin a half cent when the cen is worth only half a cent now? A. Nocker Wood. "Husband, that Chinese visitor seems deeply interested in our Chinese room." Insofar as these pre- or post-claustic discussions serve to clarify double difficulty they are, of course, natural, logical and commendable and cannot be classed as love feasts. But insofar as they partake of the nature of harangue, insofar as they become an effort to bolster poor classwork by plattitudinal discussion, and insofar as they become a mere lore feast of harangue, insofar as distasteful but also a positive wrong to the submerged majority, who may have a reasonable practical difficulty to be ironed out before the next class. Verily, all is vanity. Vanity, harangue, wind—aye, there's the rub—and I for one, say "dawn the rubber" with a wholesome regard, respect even by his garrulous bubbler, but he could see himself as others hear him he would shrink until the sweatband of his cap would suffice to make him a leather coat for winter wear. He would be constrained to hold his piece, or speak it in solitude to the lowly pebbles that he has to walk around. Coco bryggarkt that he is, he insults the prof by presuming to interest him with his empty prattle. But the prof. his vanity flattered, or his pity隳ed, tolerates the bunk. Poor caiving crow, I hope he may some day get a frog in his throat, and like New York Sun. OREAD TRAINING SCHOOL NOTES "Yes, he says he never saw any thing like that in China." Clint Kanaag of Kansas City, Mo, visited in Lawrence Wednesday. He has just recovered from an operation for appendicitis. —Louisville Courier-Journal. Word has been received that Miss Claudia Pendleton of Lawrence is ill with pneumonia at the home of Mrs. Charles Brooks of Bloomfield, Iowa. Paul Harrison, Phil Bryde, Sam Jones, Eugene Galligher, George Easterly, Carl Schrader and Russell Holmes. TV Show in Kansas City Tuesday. Mr. George Kirby of Clinton enrolled in Oread High School this morning. Marvin Frye, a former Lawrence High School football star, enrolled in Oread today. Agrens Crum has enrolled in Oread High School again after spending two months at St. John, Kansas, with her sister, Mrs. Wyllon Ollip. Professor Echenberry, who is a member of the Oreed Training School faculty, was unable to attend his Wednesday on account of sickness. Miss Vertyn Wilson spent Saturday and Sunday at her home in Bonner Springs. Marion Coolidge returned to school Wednesday morning after spending a few days with his parents in Topeka, Kansas. Jack Nicoel returned Wednesday from a brief vacation at his home in Savannah, Missouri. He spent his weekend in hills and hills had a delightful vacation. Leo Machey left Lawrence Saturday to attend the University of Nebraska at Lincoln. Sam Akinson, former employee at the Menhart National Bank, has enrolled in Orend High School. The Orend Girls' Basket-ball team will play the basketball-ball team at De Soto this week-end. PERISH THE PROCTOR! The University of Pennsylvania may be congratulated upon Isadapion of the honor system by the overwhelming vote of 2500 to 100 by the step Pennsylvania adds one more name to the steadily increasing list of colleges coming out squerely in favor of what might be called professional honor in undergraduate work. William and Mary College argue priority among the American educational institutions, and the system an integral part of their unious use there since the latter part of the 18th century. The University of Virginia and West Point consider the system an integral part of their undergraduate training; for it was immediately colleges long before the Civil War. Princeton, most similar to Dartmouth in size, undergraduate life, and traditions has successfully followed the honon system for a number of years. And now Pennsylvania, a university of over 3000 enrollment, follows the question which cannot but rise: "Who next, Dartmouth?" There can be little doubt that some change is needed in our system, or rather lack of system. Its ineffectiveness is ridiculed daily. Its farinal nature is common knowledge among undergraduate and faculty alike. Its ineffectiveness is so apparent that it is gradually eroding grave. The average undergraduate feels restless at last under the constant surveillance of examiners. Continual suspicion is the surreest breed of dishonesty, and puts a premium upon the ability to "get away with it." The Dartmouth approaches the question from no sentimental angle. We consider the present hawapasshard college, but we do not be tolerated when the student leaves College to compete in the business world. We should award the present system a mark of zero, in usefulness to the undergraduate and to the instructor. It falls distinctly to inculcate that spirit of fair play and manliness brid by the honor system. The New York Sun in commenting upon the apparently apity aptitude recorded in its favor, 2900 to 100, insures its success, for it has never failed in any institution where undergraduate support supported it unreservedly." Thus it is a personal matter and is entirely up to the undergraduate. If they desire it, and express that desire by popular vote, little doubt need be harbored but that it will gradually glacify existence." The Dartmouth. Weekly Calendar —Melbourne Punch. The Grocer: Yes'm, the high price of mustard is due to the scarcity of fuel. You see, people are buying up food. We want them to themselves warm with politeness! FRIDAY AND SATURDAYVarsity Douglas McLean and Dorrid May in "What's Your Husband Doing?" Paths news. Will Rodgers in "Almost a Husband." Also a good comedy. Bowersock University Charles King party for Pharm- ies Friday night. Puzzles Among Profs 1. A synonym for able. 2. To encourage or promote. 3. Of what the little boy said "There must be to be none", and a place for storage. 4. A place of worship and a proposition. 5. Rain on the roof and the light of day. 6. A school girl's favorite pickle. 7. Styrian darkness. 8. Name of a month and a synonym for color. 9. A tracker of wild beasts. 10. To gather in sewing and a building material. In 1914, there were 14,037 university students in France of whom only 4,254 were women. Of the total number, 6,187 were foreigners. There are 250 French students in American universities this year. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS Telephone K. U. 66 Or call at Daily Kas as Business Office Classified Advertising Rates Minimum charge, one insertion i.e. Up to fifteen words, two incisions. Five to twenty-five words, one insertion i.e. three insertions. Five words up, one cent a word, five words up, one cent a word each additional insertion. A rate given upon application. Twenty-five cents every time fitted in pencils. Rate given in pencils. WANT ADS FOUNTAIN PAIN LOST-Waterman's pen with not top about one week ago between Garrett Club and 1028 Ogle. R-turn to Kansas office ROOMS for young men 1234 Miss. street. 83-2-183. WANTED—a room-mate. Call 2442 or 1234 Miss. 83-2-187. WANTED—Saleslay for Music De- partment at afternoon only. S. H. Kress & Co. 84-5-190. ROOMS for young men 1345 Kentu- cky. 85-5-191 LOST a Friday on hill, a canoe ring. Finder please call 1261. Reward. 85-5-198 ROOM for 2 girls in modern home 2 blocks from University. Phone 2611 or call at 1736 La. 85-2-192 LOST one greenish brown glove with silk lining, in Robinson Gymnasium Thursday night. Call 1243 Red or bring to 1319 Tenn. Enward. 85-5-198 PROFESSIONAL CARDS LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Exclusive Optometrista). Eyes exam. glasses made. Office 1025 Mass. DRHL. READING, F. A. U. BIG, Eyes, ear, nose, and throat. Special attention to fitting glasses and tonal nail work. Phone 512. DR. H. L. CHAMBERS, Suite 2, Jackson Building. General practice. Special attention to nose, throat and ear. Telephone 217. H. W. HUTCHINSON. Dentist. Bell phone 185, 308 Perkins Bldg. G. W. JONES, A. M., M. D. Diseases of the stomach, surgery, and gynecology 1. F. A. U. Hild, Residence and hospital, 1010 Abbie Street. Both phone $3. J. R. BECHTEL, M. D. Rooms 3 and 4 over McCullock's. Residence 1151 Tenn. St. Office. Phone 243. Tenn. St. Office. Phone 1342. JOB PRINTING—B. H. Dale, 1027 Mass. Varsity DRS. WELCH AND WELCH-Palmer Graduates. Office 904 Vermont St. Phone. 115. Residence. 115K23. D.C. B. ALBRIGHT-chirurgical adjuncts and massage. Office Stubs 163. Phone 181. Residence Phone 1761. 4 Shows Daily - 2:30, 4:00, 7:30, 9:00 Friday Bowersock Douglas Mc LEAN In And DORIS MAY What's Your Husband Doing? And when, in the cold gray dawn, they said, "Good morning, Judge!"—oh, what recogens? "You'll laugh till you’re weak." Honeycandle inn had fallen. It's scandalous joys were ended. The Pleasantville jail was fail for the first time in seven years—full of frantic wives and trembling bubbles—their only hope in the shield of their nommes de roadhouse. Also Pathe News Saturday WILL ROGERS In Almost A Husband "Amosta a Husband" is a truly delightful photoplay. It is a comedy that has strong dramatic action. The captions were written by Will Rogers, himself, and he is considered the drolest and wittiest man in America. You must see it. Also a Good Comedy Sunday Night Dinner at The Normandie MAKE THE DATE NOW will please your appetite and your pocket-book Normandie Cafeteria The K. U. Dramatic Club announces MRS. TEMPLE'S TELEGRAM The Big Play of the Year Monday, March 1 at the Bowersock MRS. TEMPLE'S TELEGRAM is a well known comedy in three acts by Frank Wyatt and William Morris. It is brimful of fun and laughable situations, and is well suited to college production. Played by an all-star cast of nine K. 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