UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DRYT KANSAS
Official student paper of the University
of Kansas
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Editor...Belen Shores
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Plain Tale Editor...Grace Glenon
Publisher...Margaret Hancock
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Entered an second-class mail matter
September 17, 1910, at the post office at
Lawrence, Kanaa, under the act of
March 3, 1879.
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The Daily Kanan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the student and helps them thereby more printing the news by standing for the ideals of the University. They also try to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to be smart; to be caring; to be water Lords; in all, to serve to the best of its ability the students of the university.
MONDAY, JAN. 19, 1920.
THE TREATY AND THE PARTY
The seeming split in the Democratic party places several alternatives before that party and before, all citizens of the United States. Bryan indiesors the quick ratification of the peace treaty on the best compromise terms possible.
It would seem that this would be the best plan of action if one considers merely quick action on the treaty. By continuing to support the President, the peace treaty will become a party issue. President Wilson, seeing with surprise that the original treaty pact has a great deal of opposition in Congress, insists that the only just solution now is to place the matter before the voters of the nation. Whether he expects opinion to change exceedingly in the next few months and whether he will bring out a new phase of the question during political campaigns is unknown.
To leaders of the Democratic party the following of Bryan's plans means a surrender of the political fight this approaching fall to the opposing party. The surety of the Republicans as to their success is undaunted. If there has been any change in their attitude it has been to increase their faith in success.
To citizens of the United States at large, the matter invokes much discussion but all feel that the result in elections will be affected little. After the delay already taken in the adoption of the peace treaty in some form or other, they now express themselves little as to whether they would prefer an adoption immediately or whether they would be willing to let the master rest for another year. They do not consider, as a rule, the importance to the world of a definite decision in the matter of peace. To all concerned, which is in reality everyone in the nation, it is a subject of greatest importance and they should be made to realize this.
"Oobey that impulse"-Return that book to Spooner that you took out early in the year and just neglected to take back. Some one will probably need it for review.
MAN TO MAN
If a foreigner who knew nothing of American politics had read American newspapers the last few days he might have been fed to suppose that Heover was in a dilemma as to whether he would accept the Republican or Democratic party nomination for president.
"The gentleman is singularly fortunate to have his choice of being the candidate of either party." That was the sarcastic near result of Champ Clark.
Not even Hoover's most enthusias
tic supporters have any idea probably that he could have his choice of being the candidate of either party. It is a great tribute to Hoover, however, that he should have been in the public eye for several years and has risen to a position where he is seriously mentioned as a candidate for president without using politics.
There is a large body of voters in the United States who are sick of old party politics and it is not impossible that many of these will look favorably upon Hoover as a candidate because he not only is a big man and has proven it by the big jobs he has successfully undertaken but also because he is NOT a politician.
The University professor has one advantage. If his salary ever is raised he will still be exempt from the income tax.
BUTTON! BUTTON!
BUTTON! BUTTON!
Look at his little button. He is a profitor.
"Lets play who's got the button. Thus spoke Investigation.
He and the American public decide to play the game so here they go. Who gets the profitter button? First, Sugar salesman gets it. Come on, investigation goes after the button, but no, Meant Merchant has it. They would get it but Jin Jobber has it in his possession. Then Rubber Retailer and Hose Wholesaler are the recipients of the precious thing.
Come on, let's keep it up. Who's got the button now?
THE PROLETARIAT
"This is the age of silk shirts and extravagance," declared moralists and infirmed reformers. But is this true? Less than one per cent of the mighty manhood represented on Mount Oread continually cloak their chests with the product of the silk worm, and very few of the other ninety-nine per cent wear the glossy material even a part of the time. These hammer demons who protest at the increase in silk shirts wearing should take a glance at the students here. Woolen shirts, fancy and plain, cotton shirts, both with and without collars attached, are being worn, but only occasionally can the speedy crepe or the flashing silk be seen.
Perhaps, the weather has something to do with the disappearance of these gaudy shoulder encaissions, but the foremost reason with college students is they lack finance. This economic condition makes clerks, even machinists and other craftsmans, buy more secil clothing than do the students.
It is well to give credit where credit is due, but if too much were given the students probably would live up to the dire prophecies of the reformers.
Campus Opinion
All communications to this column must be signed by the writer as evidence of his sincerity. The name will not be disclosed, except in special cases.
Communications are welcome.
Editor. The Daily Kansan:
Does anyone know why every seester one of the morning classes examination must come on Thursday at 10 a.m.? If your student will have to stay in Lawrence until Thursday afternoon? All of the important courses are scheduled at t the morning hours so nearly every student has a class at both days.
If the professors are as hard in us as they pretend to be they should sympathize with the students in this matter of economy.
Some instructors will say "Why do you come up here at all in you are breaking your necks to get away every chance you get". But when a student goes through his run-down fare which is demanded he is entitled to have that extra day. And besides home is the item of board. Going home on Wednesday instead of Thursday means a dollar ahead which may be enough to buy clothes and one other places where a student's money needs to go.
A. Junior
The fair young student at Polytechnic, at the close of the cooking period, carefully wrote out a label for the jar. The label on it the jar also had just filled.
Always "Over the Top!"
"But why 'Yankee Jam'?" asked the teacher.
"Well," was the reply, "every time I stirred it up it wanted to go over the top."
-K. C.Journal
Why go to the mountains when a summer session is to be given at the University?
--bank" Lorde of "Whitewater" Road band," also a Christie Comedy.
Bowtrack
Road show.
When the first semester has passed it will be found that there were many students who did not.
The favorite way of drawing a large crowd to a dance is to advertise that the number of tirkets will be limited.
The Russian Bolsheviks are programing better now since they have hired a few capitalistic managers for their industries.
Old Timers at K. U. remember the old time when it was within reason to take a date on a street car in preference to a taxi.
The only difference between a 2 and 5 hour course is in the number of recitation periods.
The sensible girl who is wearing
collen hose because of their warmth
s still wearing a Georgette waist,
owever.
Mr. Hevamp who has had a successful social career is beginning to wonder what will happen next week
Ten chances to one if "The Young Visitor" and been written for an English instructor in the public schools without a James Barrie introduction with red ink and with red ink and the student assigns to a second and better story.
The high school graduate hasn't had such a feeling of prominence since the night of his graduation as when he first brilliantized his hair.
The two newest items on the political bill of fare are the Bryan split and the Wood alcohol.
"Hold for Mustard Death." Headline. Apparently a case of too much mustard.
"A Wood Drive Soon"—Headline It would have been appreciated more when ioal was scarce.
Mrs. Charles de Herodias of Lenox, mass., is mourning the loss of Hyanthe, her $500 cat, which was inured in a metallic case with proper semirominal. Wonder if they read Browning's "Cry of the Children."
Why is the average woman like a fine driving horse? She always makes better time in the right sort of harness.
On Other Hills
University Post No. 52 at Oklahoma University has passed a resolution asking for the erection of a war memorial building at the University and opposing the erection of a memorial arch.
Fifty-nine members of the instructional force at Ohio State University have resigned during the last year. Increased salaries in new positions is given as the cause by the Ohio State Lantern.
University Week at Nebraska will be held March 13 to 16. This is an annual presentation of the University to the people of the state by means of a tour through several towns. The program to be given at each town includes presentations by the band, a feature play by the Dramatic Club, vocallections by the chorus, and addresses besprominent faculty members.
Missouri University will hold Farme's Week from January 19 to 23. Nine special short courses will be given daily.
Kansas Wesleyan University at Salina has launched a campaign to raise $800,000 during 1920 and 1921. Of this amount approximately $300,000 will be used to build a new Admission Building for an endowment fund; $25,000 for equipment and $25,000 for a deficiency.
The second quarter has begun at North Carolina University with an enrollment of 1,400.
The Silver and Gold of Colorado laments the fact that it will not be possible for their school to play the Jayhawkers next year. The reason being that the only date that Kannas will play against is when Colorado team does not care to play such a hard game so early in the season.
Why sit and cry if the world is dvy?
On the kickless juice of a lime.
Why weep and mourn of booze for
lon
Why sit and cry if the world is哭
We may learn to like it in this way,
if it only try
On the kickless juice of a lime.
We may, indeed,
we
And likewise of beer bereft?
To heights of joy we may be borne
By the soda pop that's left.
O, yes, we may
Develop speed
Captain Leo In the shake of a spring lamb's tail If he had been foot of a rousing surce or a jigger of pinger ale.
On the sand pop that's left.
—St. ..n.s Post Dispatch.
On the sand pop that's left.
Who knows out Grant would have
sentenced Leo.
Mental Lapses
Mr. Tonkins was obliged to stop overnight at a small country hotel. He was shown to his room by the one boy the place afforded.
Complete Safeguards
Foot-Work—Milie“How did Mr. Bonds get his eldest daughter off his hands?”
Clarence—"By putting the man she married on his feet."—New York Globe.
"That," replied the boy, "in intended for use in the case he is too fan advanced for you to make your escape sir"—Tit-Bits.
"I'm glad there's an escape here in case of fire," commented Mr. Tomkins as he surveyed the room; "but what's there? A bed?" He sat in the room in such a prominent place."
Applied Hydration . . . Mixie "A friend of mine fell asleep in the bathhug with the water running."
Another Miss-Alliance—Annie — "So Jack is engaged, is he? And is Malib the bead-to-be?"
Father—"Who is he this time?" —Carolina Tar Baby.
Cherchez l'Homme
Daughter—"Oh father how grand it is to be alive. The world is too good for anything! Why isn't everyone happy."
Again and Again
"History repeats itself, young man" growled the dean, warning the petitioner.
"You tell 'em it does air!" chimed a voice in his audience. "This is the third time it' repeated for me."—Ex.
Weekly Calendar
Varsity
WEEKLY CALENDAR Monday
Monday
Dorothy Dalton in "His Wife's Friend," a mystery play. Mutt and Jeff Comedy.
Bowersock Road Show
University
Lecture on physical education for gym classes, Fraser, at 4:30 o'clock
Dorothy Dalton in "His Wife's Friend," a mystery play.
Program will be announced later University
Mutt and Jeff Comedy. Rowersock
Public recital given by School of Fine Arts, Fraser, at 8 o'clock.
Wednesday
Husband," also a Christie Comedy.
Billie Burke in "Wanted—A
Bowersock
Road Show
Basketball with Missouri, Rob inson Gym.
Law lecture, Little theatre, at 2:30 o'clock Thursday.
Billie Burke in "Wanted—A Husband," also a Christie Comedy.
Charles Ray in "Red Hot Do. laws", also Harold Lloyd Comedy.
Charles Ray in "Red Hot Dol
Jack Pickford in "A Burglar by Proxy." Also Pathe News. University
Varsity
Basketball with Missouri, Robinson Gym.
Law Scrim, F. A. U. Hall
Varsity
Saturday
Charles Ray in "Red Hot Dollars," also Harold Lloyd Comedy.
Bower $ ^{8 0} $ck
Jack Pickford in "A Burglar by Proxy." Also Pathe News. University
Oread High School party, Rob inson Gym.
"We haven't any squirrel whisky, but we've got some good 'Crow' here," replied the bartender.
Hops Wanted.
A Swede came up to a bar and asked for some squirrel whiskey.
"Yudas priest" answered the Swede
"Ah don't wanna fly, Ah yoost wanna
yoomp around a leedle."
-K. C.Journal.
Have you noticed the street ear tickets? The picture of the street ear on the tickets is considerably larger than the ones on which we ride.
F. B. McCOLLoch, Druggist
Eastman Kodak
L. E. Waterman and Conklin
Fountain Pena
THE REXALL STORE
847 Mass. St.
"Suiting You"
THAT'S MY BUSINESS
WM SCHULZ
917 Mass. St.
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS
For Rent
For Sale
Lost
Found
Help Wanted
situation Wanted
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WANT ADS
LOST - Silk muffler and gold pin
out of overcrowd pocket at basketball
game, Friday evening in Gymnastics
hall. Wattles 2602 Black. 75-5-14
FOUND—A Waterman fountain pen. Owner may have some by identification. Call P. F. Stewart 248. 71-2-157
OST-Zoology note book, containing
names, Lee Altand and John Jam-
ison. Finder please call 2057 White.
74-2-162.
LOST—Pair horn rimmed glasses.
Call 234. Reward. 72-2-161
LOST—Conklin fountain pen, last Thursday, Call 1697 Blue. 72-2-160
LOST—Monday on Campus, hand bag with valuable contents. Reward. Helen Walters, 1491, 1011 Ind. 749-1-155.
LOST—Pi Phi pin, unjeweled Please return to Helen Zenor and receive reward. Telephone 99.
71-5-156
OST- In locker room of gym a fine
decoratees in a bleak jacuzzi
pair of spectacles in a black law
lawrence Optical Co. case. Reward.
Phone 334. 71-5-158.
NOTICE—The person who took slide rule, marked H. E. Messmer, from top of lockers in Bacteriology laboratory is known. Please return to Kanawa office and no questions will be asked. 69-5-10
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Ex-
clusive Ontometrista). Eyez examin-
ed; glasses made. Office 1025 Mass.
DRH. HEAD, F. A. U. Bldg. Epe,
car, nose, and throat. Special
attention to fitting glasses and tonail
work. Phone 512.
DR. H. L. CHAMBERS, Suite 2, Jacken Building. General practice. Special attention to nose, throat and ear. Telephone 217.
I. W. HUTCHINSON. Dentist. Bell
phone 155, 308 Perkins Bldg.
HIROPRACTORS
G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D. D.) Desines of the stomach, surgery, and gynecology Suit 1, P. A. U. Bier, Residence Hall, 1251 Oblie Street. Both phones $5.
DRS, WELCH AND WELCH-Palmer
Graduates. Office 804 Vermont St.
Phones, Office 115, Residence, 115K2.
JOB PRINTING—B. H. Dals, 1027 Maas.
J. H. BRECHT, M. D. Rooms 3 and 4 over McCullock's. Residence 1121 Tenn. St. Office, Phone 243. St. Phone 228.
DR. C. B. ALIGNT—chiropratic adjuncts and massage. Office Stubbs Bldg. 1101 Mass. St. Phone 1531. Residence Phone 1781.
VARSITY Today Tuesday
4 Shows Daily: 2:30-4:00 7:30-9:00
DOROTY DALTON
in
Also
"His Wife's Friend"
Mutt and Jeff Comedy
BOWERSOCK
J. WARREN KERRIGAN IN "The Lord Loves The Irish"
Tuesday Only
Also Pathe Review
This is Kerrigan's latest picture since his appearance in "THE GLORIOUS LIAR". Critics say this last picture is even better than "The Glorious Liar".
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