THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-In-Chief Associate Editor Campus Editor Telegraph Editor Sport Editor Plain Titles Editor Plain Glosses Editor John K. Zikist John M. Harmus Marvin Harmus Bolya Shores Alfred Graves John John Herb Little Grace Gleason BUSINESS STAFF Harold R. Hall...Business Mgr. Burt Cochran...Advertising Mgr. Floyd Henkeball...Circulation Mgr. KANSAN BOARD MEMBERS Gilbert O. Swenson Roger Triplett Ludger Hangen Jessie Wyatt Erik Subscription price $3.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $1.50 for a term of three months; 50 cent a month; 15 cent a week. Entered as second-clase mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kanaa, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of New York at the Department of Journalism. Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas, Phanus, Poll. K., 15.4d-66 The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the students at the university, than merely推销 the news by standing for the ideals the University wants to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous to challenge oneself and to wiser leaders; in all, to serve to the host of its ability the students of the university. FRIDAY, JAN. 16, 1920 NOONDAY CLUB The Y. M. Noonday Luncheon Club shows signs of being a popular institution. About two hundred and fifty tickets were sold for the first luncheon. The purpose of the club is to promote fellowship among the men of the University. Every Thursday noon the men will gather for an hour to eat listen to inform talks by interesting speakers and to get acquainted with each other. THE GREATEST CALL These informal meetings will foster school spirit and will be a bright spot in university life. The students who returned from Des Moines with their reports of the Student Volunteers Convention are full of their subject and bring us new inspiration and appreciation of the responsibility which rests upon the young people of the Christian countries. Our young men went to Europe in order to make the world safe for democracy and now the young men and women of America have as great a work to do in aiding in the development of the advancing heathen countries in the right direction. If they continue to advance as rapidly as they have been doing and without Christianity there will be a much worse condition in the world affairs than there has been in the last few years The really big jobs for trained young people are in these foreign fields. Trained people are needed. Christianity without work means little to an ignorant people. Doctors, dentists, nurses, agriculturists, engineers and so on down through all the professions are needed to spread Christianity and Christian principles by practical works. The old idea that a Missionary is a teacher is worn out. The “pronching only” kind of religion failed. The Hindoo who was on the hill last year said that if the Christian people can actually help the heathen to build up his country to prevent famine, to better standards of living, he will not have to be preached to but himself will demand to hear of the great unseen Guilding Hand that makes the Christian nation his superior. AS DEMOCRACY GROWS A paradox of our American government is that the more democratize we become the more restricted be come our private rights. It's a lonely cry from the time when each person was entitled the privilege of getting drunk to the present time of luxury lous box. Yet that is what has happened under the increased pressur of a more and more democratic government. The rule which has governed this seeming paradox has been the same whether it has been in the control of the sale of lour or in the limitation of the hunting season. The right of the majority in each instance have been a first lien on the rights of the private individual. His private rights have gradually been repressed when found to interfere with the larger rights of the public. That rule is the underlying principle in the proposed bill for an industrial court now up before the Kansas Legislature. The right of labor to strike is about to be curbed in the interest of the rights of the public with whose business their strike interferes as much as with their employees. But it is not proposed in the sense of repression. Labor is merely to continue work while the industrial court makes its investigation and enforces its decision. The bill abolishes the rule of direct action between labor and capital and substitutes the rule of justice as viewed by an impartial tribunal. A NEW KIND OF CAMPAIGN The millennium is approaching. We are going to have a national campaign designed not to raise money, but to save it. Beginning Saturday and lasting a week, there will be a "united effort throughout the United States to persuade people to make a budget, keep in expense account and a bank account, carry life insurance, pay bills promptly invest in government securities and spend less than thearn. The purpose of the campaign is to lower the h. e. l. by curtailing consumption to conform to decreased production and abnormal demand from European countries. LEARN TO VOTE The announcement of the organization of a "Weed Club" in the University is the beginning of the activities of the student body in the coming political campaign and is perhaps a good step. University students should take a lively interest in politics and study the political propositions pro and con. They should know why they believe as they do and if perchance they have not yet bothered to believe anything it is high time they were arousing themselves. If partisan policies should be disregarded by any class of people it should be among our thinking men and women. If the college men and women are indifferent to some of our time nor advantages which we have? expect of people who have not the time nor advantages which we have? If our democracy is to be a success all that we need is the right kind of men and it is our fault if we do not elect them. Do a little reflective thinking on your own part and become an intelligent voter. Intelligence among all people is the safe guard of our government. We are the people of tomorrow and our tomorrow is close at hand with its responsibilities and privileges. THE WEARERS OF THE "K" When forty wearers of the athletic "K" met in Green Hall a few day ago and startled the ball to roll toward the recognition of the "K" Club for 1920, it was with a definite idea in mind. The purpose of the "K" Club in years past has always been to fully co-operate with the athletic management of the University in every way possible. This year there is a double duty to perform. For one thing, the men are going to get behind the Million Dollar campaign for a new stadium and push for all they are worth; and for another thing, the wearers of the "K" have decided that every high school graduate promotion in his own school athletes who sets foot on Mount Oread this spring shall know the real school we have here, and shall be extended a personal invitation to come up and see for himself. The "K" men have a real duty to perform, and if they perfect a strong organization and get behind Manager Allen and his staff, athletics at the University are bound to pick up in the next few years. On Other Hills But One University of Minnesota Club Also Admits "Beautiful" FORM FRATS OF UGLY MEN Women" The Urgly Duckings and Goosey Goalships have a rival at the University of Minnesota. The Clock Stopper, termed by themselves a "factorry of homely men and beautiful women" organizing a co-educational society. "The Ugly Ducklings do not consider the new society a rival, says Robert Gile, public manager of $bh$ ducklings. "We draw a lower limit and the masculine element of clock $t$onners is not in our class." The ducklings are planning a vanity fair dance as their first venture, as an organization, into the social whirl at the University. The co-eed winner of the vanity fair will be awarded a dance with the homiest duckling. Advance preparations are also being made for a circus and carnival in the spring-Minneapolis Tribune. The University of Oklahoma puts in a likely bid for the youngest student in the State University. The Arizona Wildcat says "she is a girl six years old." The little miss is registered in the College of Fine Arts. Athletic relations between the university of California and Leland Stanford University have been break A list of truth in this item from the Daily Texan—I don't it funny how everybody drifts into your room with me. And then you open that box from home? Dr. William McKeever talked before the students of the University of Texas on the subject of "The Making of Democracy" en. An agreement between the two schools pledged both to refrain from invading the campus of the other. It is alleged that Stanford students painted the Californian campus three days previous to the Corduray trousers and wool winters for the men, and swagger sticks for the women is the inaugura adopted by the University at the University of Washington. Women in politics is a reality in the University of Nebraska, as the Senior class of that institution has been the woman to the office of president. Editor, Daily Kansan. Campus Opinion campus three days previous to California Stanford football game. All communications to this column must be signed by the writer as evidence of his identity. The name with a specific special communication are welcome. "Honestly he said, I was never so disgusted with an audience in my life. You could expect such action Warren Pearson In the Daily Kansan's news story of the Ginger concert in connection with a few details of the "balky" uiano, was said: dayjawhaker. The writer and it was only a mere triflair compared to the many organizations long to three organizations which have paid fifteen dollars per page for the privilege of getting their pictures in the annual. Last year 1,150 Jaywhakers were sold at five dollars each, making a total of $5,500. Add to this the heavy advertising, and the total would easily unsuspect the $10,000 mark. What I want to know is what happens to all this money after the students and organizations pay for their cants. It books themselves, so they bought their space, at least should receive the annual cheaper, but this does not obtain. I am not criticizing the present staff; all I want is information. If any member of the Jaywhacker staff can give me that information, it would be greatly appreciated. I have been a student of the University for four years. Yesterday I received a letter urging me to pay three dollars to have my picture inserted in the senior section of the library, a nitre triffish compartment to the pleasure obtained. I happen to belong to three organizations which Editor, The Kansan; "one concert goer who is a man-sician, was sharp in his criticism of the audience, which he acted aid like children. When the artist was compelled to try to adjust the piano to fit the audience's voice, the audience instead of showing courtesy, laughed like a n ill-manned crowd of children. University man or the man of great education referred to as formal, unbending and lacking in a sense of humor, but once in a while we find qualifications in one or two men which are particular to circumstances to the group as a whole. from hoodlums, of course, but for a University audience to lack decent appreciation, even decent manners, and to be utterly wanting in poise and self control certainly is disgusting." Any audience that can sit with long and sanctimonious faces when first aid is given a grand piano by a hatchet should either receive a reward or be sent to an institution. The audience must not be rassed, and as for the blues, gazing at the ventral side of a grand piano is very conclusive to them. The audience did not become load or boisterous, only smiles, a few titters and then a light applause. It was far better to pass off the unfortunate incident in this way than to consider it in the light of a tragic event. Mental Lapses The Future Home The incident was amusing am anyone who could look at it in any other way has ceased to be human. G.H. G. H. "Something good. I think it will make a hit." "Whoa! is it?" "A garage with one living-room attached."—Louisville Courier-Journal. "What did that stingy Brown give his girl?" "Do you think eggs will be worth 10 cents apiece this winter?" "A ring." "A ring?" "Yes, a ring on the 'phone."—Florida Times-Union. "I haven't time to take up that side of the question," replied Farmer Cortissol. "I've been studying a 10-cent piece and wondersi' whether it worth an egg."-Birmingham Age-Herald. There was a Reason—"I know a man that has been married thirty years and he spends all his evenings at home." "Cheer up, mah brouder!" the old preacher exhorted him; "no maister what yo' sin, de Lord gwine forgive tog" Beyond the Pale An angel negro preacher of Southern Georgia had the wonderful good luck to pick up a fine 'possum, and was keeping it until it attained just the right degree of fatness; but the very night before the day set for the feast the 'possum was stolen. Shortly thereafter he came to the mourners' bench a certain Jim, whose grief seemed more than human strength could possibly bear. "I that's what I can love." "Oh, no, it's paralysis."—Cornell Widow. "That's what I call love." “Ah's skewed he won't. Ab's a powerful sinner. Been powerful men!” Jim lamented. "Yo' stole some white man's chick ens?" the old man questioned. ens?" the old man questioned. "Wussen dat!" "Oh, Lord! Help dis po' lamb! Is yo' use yo' razor?" "Lord, Lord, hab mercy! Yo'---yo ain't killed nobody?" "Oh, wussen dat!" "Den right hyma ify 'mo yo' loses yo' black hide!" the old man shouted as he peeled his long coat and cane boiling down from the pulpit. "Do good Lord can forgive 'fo' e hefices day, but aw, but is gwine climb 'yo' framel! Yo's de skunk whit stale m叭 'possum!" Theatre Calendar "Oh, lots wussen dat!" Varsity. "Loves of Letty" with Pauline Frederick, Select Pictures star. Also a Harold Lloyd comedy. "Business Before Pleasure," road show. One of A. H. Potash and permutator producer Lloyd O'Brien and Jekhart Goodman. FRIDAY "Loves of Letty," with Paul ine Frederick. SATURDAY Bowersock. Douglas McLean and Doris Miley in "Twenty Three and a Half Hours Leave." An entertaining play of army life, with variations, adapted from the book by Mary Roberta Rhinehart. Bowersock Varsity. COMING ATTRACTIONS AT THE BOWFESOCK January 15, "Business Before Pleasure." January 19, Southern and Marlow in "Twelfth Night" January 21, "Listen Lester." January 22, "Tea for Three." January 26 Guy Bates Post is "The Masquerader." January 29 "Somebody's Sweet heart." GLANCE AT THE WORLD Women of Kendahlville, Indiana, have been filled with sacking record, twenty women fill a 1000 sacks of candy in two hours. With his bald head covered with tattooing, including butterfly stars, and other designs, a man caused a bomb in the Thames police court of London. A large block of quicksilver has been encountered in a tunnel of a mining company near Bose, Idaho. The vein has been followed 20 feet and plans are to go 100 feet into the quicksilver. Ray Schall, a salesman of salesman, has to lie in bed while his onshirt dries. The other night a burglary broke into Schall's boulder and stole practically all his warrobe, leaving him one shirt. F. B. McCOLLOCH, Druggist F. B. McCOLLOCH, Druggus Eastman Kodaks L. E. Waterman and Conklin Fountain Pena THE REXALL STORE 847 Mass. St. "Suiting You" CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS For Rent For Sale Host Found Help Wanted Situation Wanted Telephone K. U. 66 Or call at Daily Kao sas Business Office Classified Advertising Rates Minimum charge, one inception insertion 125. Five insertions 125. Insertion 200. Twelve insertions insertion 200. Thirteen insertions Insertion 200. Twelve insertions Words up, one cent a word. Words up, one cent a word. Word each additional insertion increases rate, given upon application. open five cents bookkeeping fee added unless paid in cash. WANT ADS FOUND—A Waterman fountain pen. Owner may have same by identify- ing. Call P. F, Stewart 248, 71-2-157 LOST—Pair horn rimmed glasses. Call 234. Reward. 72-2-161 LOST—Conklin fountain pen, last Thursday. Call 1697 Blue. 72-2-160 LOST—Monday on Campus, hand bag with valuable contents. Reward. Helen Walters, 1549, 1011 Ind. 71-15-55 LOST—Pi Phi pin, unjewelled Please return to Helen Zenor and receive reward. Telephone 99. LOST-In locker room of gym a pair of spectacles in a black Lawn Rewards Optical Co. case. Reward Phone 334, 7-15-168 71-5-153 NOTICE—The person who took slide rule, marked H. E. Messmore, from top of lockers in Bacteriology laboratory is known. Please return to Kansan office and no questions will be asked. 69-5-150. PROFESSIONAL CARDS LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Exclu- sive Optometrist) Eye exame- nied; glasses made. Office 1025 Moss DRIL, REDING, F. A. U. Bldg. Eye, ear, nose, and throat. Special attention to fitting glasses and tonal nail. Work, $11. 101. H. L. CHAMBERS, Suite 2, Jackson Building. General practice. Special attention to nose, throat and ear. Telephone 217. I. W. HUTCHINSON, Dentist, Bell phone 185, 308 Perkins Bldg. in G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D. [2] lesions of the stomach, surgery and gynecology. Suite 1, F. A. U. Hirg. residency (Philadelphia), 1201 Obt. Clinic. Both phones. 10B PRINTING—R. H. Date, 1027 Mass CHIROPRACTORS DRS. WELCH AND WELCH—Palmer Graduates. Office 304 Vermont St. Phone: Office 115. Residence, 115K2 J. H. BECCHLT, M. D. Rooms 3 and 4 over McCulloch's, Residence 1123 Teen. St. Office. Phone 242. St. Phone. 252. D. C. R. ALBRIGHT—chlopraptic adjunctures and massage. Office Stubba Bldg. 1501 Mass. St., Phone 1531. Residence Phone 1761. Varsity Bowersock FOUR SHOWS DAILY—2:30; 4; -7:30; 9. Today—Saturday Pauline Frederick "Loves of Letty" Also SATURDAY SATURDAY Douglas McLean and Doris May in "Twenty Three and a Half Hour's Leave" Also Latest PATHE NEWS Harold Lloyd Comedy Part of a Letter to Mr. Gustafson "And most of my presents came from Gustafson's, which makes them all the more valuable to me." You too can have this satisfaction. Enroll now for a good 1920 position. Calls come to us from every section of the country. Send for blank TODAY. Central Educational Bureau W. J. Hawkins, Manager 824 Metropolitan Bldg.. St.Louis, Mo... TEACHERS WANTED WE WANT YOUR SHOE REPAIRING Dyeing "ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP" Shining 1017 1-2 Mass. Street Certificates of Deposit Put your spare money in our certificates of deposit They bear 3 per cent Interest THE WATKINS NATIONAL BANK "The Bank where Students Bank" Bowersock Theatre Monday, Jan. 26 Lawrence GUY BATES POST Prices $2.50 To $1.00 No Phone Orders No Scats Laid Aside AN EPOCH-MAKING EVENT in the annuals of American amusements is the presentation by Richard Walton Tully of the virile-compelling accomplished-American actor, GUY BATES POST, in the iridescent bubble of modern humanity, "THE MASQUERADEER." This dramatic masterpiece by John Hunter Booth, taken from the widely read novel of Katherine Cecil Thurston, intimately illustrates the lives of two men who met in the fog and traded indentities and living quarters. THE DUEL CHARACTERIZATION offers Mr. Post a wonderful opportunity and the contrasted characters are imprinted by him with all the art of a genius mind. His drug dend is a painful wretch; its Loder, the "man" the rental and moral antithesis of the other. MORE INTENSELY and artistically interesting than Jekyl and Hyde—more massive in presentation than any other modern play, and yet, so defiant, done, its ponderous scenes move with the smooth rapidity of an uninterrupted panorama, and that is what this wonderful play a—LIVING, MOVING, TALKINK PANORAMIC REFLUX OF THE WARP AND WOOF OF HUMANITY. The Most Ponderous of all Modern Plays, pulsating with the element that comprises "Life," presented by "THE MASQUERADER" 1