THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University of Kansas
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Editor-In-Chief...John J. Klaster
Associate Editor...Marian Harvin
Administered by...Daniel Cunningham
Campus Editor...Alfred Shores
Telegraph Editor...Alfred Gleaves
Sports Editor...Bob Herbile
Sport Editor...Horbile Little
Plain Tissue Editor...Grace Olsen
Hardcover Editor...Horia Haas
BUSINESS STAFF
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Business Mgr.
Harold R. Hall...Business Mgr.
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Flord Hoekenbalk...Circulation Mgr.
Gilbert O. Svenson Adelade Dick
Roger Tripplet O. Mormond P. H
Jason Bracken Kenneth Clark
Luther Luther Kenney Kenneth Clark
Jessie Wynn Catherine Older
Daniel Glewman
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Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kanaan, under the act of March 3, 1875.
Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Alabama at the Department of Journalism.
Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas, Kansas Dear Pall D.K. 11, 95 and 66.
The Daily Kassan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the students, and also their than merely print the news upstanding for the ideas the University promotes to be clean; to be cheerful; to be chatty; to be courageous; to be wise; to be kind; to be wiser leaders; in all, to serve to authenticate the students of University.
ARE YOU?
WEDNESDAY, JAN. 14, 1990
Every night from five-thirty until seven, and then spare moments besides, fifteen men get out and work, work, work, work, with a basketball so that Kansas will have a basketball team that she may well be proud of. Think of the time and energy these men put into their play. Think of the pleasures they deny themselves in training for the games. These men are the men who are actually giving something for the games. These men are the men who are actually giving something toward putting K. U. first.
What are you giving? Are you giving the little that you can easily give?
Are you going to the games? Are you supporting the team? Are you yelling for the boys to win? Are you pulling for a Missouri Valley Championship? Would you like to see Kansas beat Missouri in the two games here next week? (That would do a little toward that Thanksgiving day game). If you are, and if you are earnestly striving to PUT K. U.FIRST, you should be looking forward to Friday and Saturday nights when Kansas meets Ames in the first Missouri Valley games of the season for Kansas. Pack that old gym to the fullest capacity, and support you team.
The Minnesota Journal is printing a series of articles for the purpose of promoting the building of a new auditorium at the University of Minnesota. Wouldn't a little outside work in Kansas help K. U. in its million dollar drive for a new stadium?
At this time of preparing for examinations and getting up back work, there is much to think about. However, remember that today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
KANSAS, THE PIONEER
According to stories sent out from Topeka concerning the arguments, pro and con, on the labor bill which is before the legislature, it is very evident that there is a strong sentiment, not only in Topeka but all over the state, in favor of taking the step that will make Kansas a pioneer among the states of the union in labor legislation.
Monday, William Alen White appeared before the legislature and stated that he was in favor of the bill as the only available solution to the labor situation. Mr. White said he believed that ten years from now, the labor unions all over the country would thank Kansas for establishing a court of industrial relations for the solution of their problems.
It is true, as Dr. E. J. Kup, a Topeka minister, explained to the logis lature, that the public is the party
briefly concerned in most of the disputes between capital and labor, and hat the public, the third and least considered party, is the one to suffer in case of industrial war.
A CONVERSION NEEDED
Then why should Kansas and the rest of the country not duly take the public into consideration and afford to the people the protection which they should rightfully have?
Though the hold-ups of K. U. students the past week have been harmless and fairly inexpensive, as hold-ups go, the Lawrence police force, wheehever he is, ought to take steps to convert the culprits.
The practice is a habit forming one and does not have a cultural influence. Another objection is brought out by one of the victims, who said, "The Colt shivers that run up and down my spine made the event positively disagreeable.
POLITICAL PETTIFOGGERS
POLITICAL PETE FROOGERS "The trouble with the politics of this country is that they are peti-fogers."
Recently a bill calling for a literacy test for all immigrants was brought up in Congress. Is passed the house easily when voted on by acclamation but when someone called for the Ayes and Noses it lost by a large vote. Did the congressman change their minds in that short time? Obviously not. They though the measure a good thing but when called upon to go on record as for it they betrayed the country for a few paltry immigrant votes.
The United States needs constructive immigration legislation. It needs specific, effective measures leading to Americanization, but the indications are that neither the Democratic nor Republican politicians will allow anything to be done along any line, because they know that anyone who does things makes enemies and anyone who makes enemies loses votes.
The conservation of votes seems to be the strongest plank in both platforms.
Sometimes we hope a party will be started that will appeal to the country on constructive lines rather than with capering criticism. Sometimes, we hope, a party will have the nerve to fight for something specific rather than back in platitudes. Sometimes we hope, a party will arise with a mission, a party with a strong constructive American purpose.
FIGHTING DISEASE
The Philadelphia Public Ledger is to be commanded for its campaign against disease. While most newspapers are filling their editorial columns with political reading, the Public Ledger still regains the combating of disease important enough to deserve the most prominent editorials in that paper.
Too much cannot be done in the fighting of disease. With population on the increase, the problem of keeping all these people will grow larger and larger. More and more men and more and more institutions must give their time to discovering new remedies for diseases almost as new.
Rockerfeller's Christmas gift of $80,000 to be spent in research work has given the movement a new impetus and interest. But $50,000, 000 is only a small amount when compared with the sum that has been and will be spent in medical research. The fight that must be contagued against the germs that are always endangering mankind will require more and more work and money as time goes on.
The Public Ledger is doing effective work in spreading propaganda to make the fight more successful.
DRESS TO DISTINGUISH TOKIO GIRLS
From the Philadelphia Public Pedicler.
A new school costume has been adopted by three large chools for girls in Tokyo. The freshmen girls will have jacketss fashioned of pink material and skirts with black pumps. The girls will wear blue jackets and the third year maidens, in virtue of their greater maturity and advancing customs, will be privileged to have their coats cut from brown cloth. The Tokio schools making the dresses are the Yuna Girls' high school and the Atomi Girls' high school.
Music lovers were doubtless pleased at seeing Percy give a concert-grande the Gratring twist.
You can't get away from the Navy; wetness, each ship's compass holds a gallon of alcohol.
Ed Hewer - In refined young women apes Professor Garner sees a possible solution of the servant problem, who may have an ape clause, too.
Cleveland is planning a food show. Probably for the benefit of some of the citizens who have forgotten what't looks like.
Kansan Healine: Dead Reported 2,000. What we would like to know is which group of the dead reports such a small number of members.
Nony Senshuls wants to know if wood alcohol has advanced in price on account of the recent increased demand.
An automobile is not the only thing which requires one to "get out and get under" as Percy Grainger can testify.
Those Journalism students who visited the State Legislature Friday had an opportunity to see why the Unitaries fails to build building appropriations.
You can get by most anywhere now.—If you have the money.
Mental Lapses
Perversity
Young man: Please come out in the garden with me.
Fair Co-ed, Oh, no, I mustn't go out without a chaperone.
Young Man: But we don't need me.
Fair Co-dar: Then I don't want to go—St. Augustine Record.
Discriminating
Artist—Yes, I had a narrow squeak when I was painting that picture of the aphis. An Arb came up behind me and nearly stabbed me
Friend—"What! Are there art critics in Egypt, too, then?"—The Passing Show.
Helping Him Out
"This- lub-glub-gblb- long-tailed macaroni is- obglob-bobble- awful hard to-ulpul-gulpil- eat!" complained a customer in the rapid fire restraint
"Not if you attack it right," replied Heloise, the waitress. "You don't inhale it; you tie it in knots and wad it down."
Kansas City Star
"When I bought this motor car from you a few weeks ago," cried the trunk purchaser, "you said you would buy it and supply a new part if anything broke."
"Certainly, sir," agreed the manufacturer. "What can I have the pleasure of providing you with?"
—Kansas City Star
The Stair.
Wanted—New Parts
"Well," replied the purchaser, "I want a pair of new ankles, a left eye, three yards of cuticle, a box of assorted finger nails, four front teeth, and
Dear, when you climbed the icy Matterhorn,
ONE FLAG—THREE COLORS
"There is only one way to deal with so-called radicals: Smash those who carry the red flag and those who follow is as you would a foreign enlightenment. We want all of your citizenship to forget European blood antagonism and keep in mind that there is only one class in this country—American. Honesty and uprightness of character are all that count here. In this country we want but one flag, one language, and one real deal—that of American democracy."
Or braved the couching green eyed jungle night—
We believe that the country eventually will settle down to work on a peace basis and not a war basis. None the less, since the country seems in some instances so slow and uncertain about the aforesaid settling, we need not fail to record approval of certain remarks made not long ago in the past. We think Wood, Wood, while addressing a body of new-mown American citizens.
Yes. One flag in America is enough. It must not be monochromic, and is must not have birds on it. For native born or foreign-born citizens—and for transients as well—it must show those certain well-established colors now fairly known as red, white and blue—From
Jugglery night
With heart exultant in the sheer
In the old Indian darkness terror
torn—
On the snow peak, or cowering forlorn
Had you no inkling on that crystal height
Or in the shuddering gloom, how on a flight
And when we met, dear, did you realize,
Of London stairs we'd meet one win- /ter's morn?
the Saturday Evening Post.
Glad in the sunshine of your eyes and hair,
That as I waited, watching you de scend.
Your wanderings were done, and on that stair
A Serious Yet Humorous Review of the Literary Works of Young Jayhawkers
HIGH SCHOOL CUBLETS
I, too, O, Love, had reached the jour ney's end.-Wilfrid Wilson Gibbon in Today (London)
The department of Science in the Winfield high school has installed a powerful radio outfit through which means they will receive returns from the inter-high school basketball tournament, which is held annually at Wichita State. Such a large greeting will be exchanged daily with the Webster high school.
"A Get Your Paddle" column in the Winfield Oracle is on doubt read with interest except by the intended readers. The majority of students are chronicled in advance.
"Green Stockings" is the name o. the annual play put on by the Leavenworth high school seniors.
From the Cardinal of the Ossa
From the Cardinal of the Osa watomie high school: Air—"I'm for blowing bubbles"
I'm forever making zeroes— Little zeroes in a row—
They multiply and I simply sigh
When all my daily toil goes—
Luck is always hidden
Everywhere I go
But I'm forever making zeroes Little zeroes in a row.
Also this one: "What kind of lea-
her makes good shoes?" "I don't
know, but banana skins make good
slippers.
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WANT ADS
"CUND—A Waterman fountain pen. Owner may have some by identify-
ing. Call P, F, Stewart 248. 7.12-157
bag with valuable contents. reward.
Helen Walters, 1549, 1011
Ind. 71-5-155
LOST-Pi  Phi pin, unweighted
Please return to Helen Zenor and
receive reward. Telephone 99.
71-5-156.
LOST—In locker room of gym a fine
pair of spectacles in a black Lawn-
ward Optical Co. case. Reward.
Phone 334. 71-5-158.
FOR SALE - Smith Premier Typewriter. Good condition. Will sell cheap. Phone 1547. 71-2-159
NOTICE—The person who took slide
marked, ruled M. E. Messmore, from
top of lockers in Bacteriology labor-
atory is known. Please return to Kan-
son office and no questions will be
asked.
60-6-150
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Ex-
clusive Optomatrials). Eyes exam-
inced; glasses made, Office 1015 Mass.
DRH, REDING, F. A. U. Bldg, Eye, ear, nose, and throat. Special attention to fitting glasses and tonal work. Phone 513.
DR. H. L. CHAMBERS, Suite 2, Jacke Building. General practice. Special attention to none, throat and ear. Telephone 217.
I. W. HUTCHINSON, Dentist. Bell
phone 185, 308 Perkins Bldg.
G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D. Disease of the stomach, surgery, and gynecolism I. F. P. A. U. Hug. Residence and hospital, 1201 Ohio Street. Both plenies 35.
A. H. RECHTEL, M. D. Rooms 3 and 4
over McCullough's. Residence 1131
Tenn. St. Office. Phone $43.
St. Shore 228.
10B PRINTING—J. H. Dale, 1027 Mass.
INSTRUCTIONS
DRS. WELCH AND WELCH—Palmer
Graduates. Office 804 Vermont St.
Phones. Office 115, Residence. 115B2
DR. C. R. ALRIGHT—chirpractic a
adjustments and massage. Office Stubb
Bldg, 1501 Mass St. Phone 1531, Residence
Phone 1761.
Seven Cent Fare Popular sold for thirty cents and four tickets Students, who are in the custom for twenty-five cents. It is now unow of riding the street cars, favor the necessary to carry so many "cents" at the bus stop when you are provided with assistance Sunday. Five tickets are tickets.
Peggy Hyland in "The Merry-Go-Round"
BOWERSOCK Thursday Only
A Fascinating Circus Story.
VARSITY BOWERSOCK
At Both Theatres Wednesday VARSITY ONLY ON THURSDAY
4 Shows Daily: 2:30—4:00 7:30—9:00
MARGUERITE CLARK
By Juliet Wilbor Tompkins
A Romance of Youth and a Mother's Love
When the woman's fierce struggle for possession compelled her to choose—come and see the surprising thing that Mary did!
Daily Iowan.
Two mothers fighting for one little girl. One, a rich aristocrat, who gave her birth. The other poor and humble, who gave her love when a rascally father stole her from home.
Marguerite Clark in a big heart-warming role that will shake you with laughter and move you to tears.
Also
CHRISTIE COMEDY PATHE NEWS
IN PRINT
On Other Hills
Wood alcohol and wooden heads make way for wooden boxes.
NO ADVANCE IN PRICE
A writer on the Kansas Industrial-
ist comes forth with the statement
that he has saved $1025 during the
year of his retirement, the increase
in the price of shaves.
This came as no surprise to Dr. Allen's many friends in Warrensburg as his wonderful success with the Warrensburg team, has marked him as one of the best, if not the best, basketball coach in the West. Many brilliant basketball men were developed by Dr. Allen while in Warrensburg and his great ability about coach and get the fight out of his man will develop a winner for K. U.—Warrensburg Student.
One hundred and fifty students of Dupaun University in charge of 15 members of the faculty, boarded special interurban cars last week and farmed to cut grass. The mud was taken to the University in trucks.
Coach Schlademann, who has been coaching the basketball men, has taken charge of the track team.
In past years at the University of Colorado, it has been the custom for the freshmen to pay for any damages incurred in celebrations. Citizens pay the freshmen an amount to the amount of $150 and the freshmen are asking for help.
Smith College with 1998 students is the largest woman's college in the world, with Wellesley and Simmons second and third. But the University of California has 385 co-els, North Carolina has 383 Boston and Wisconsin 2368 each.
Dr. Forrest C. Allen, the director of Athletics at Kansas University, who was for so many years our own Athletic Director, has taken over the coaching of the K. U. basketball team
Business Training Made Me Successful
A scientific training in modern business methods and preferences is absolutely essential to the young man who has ambitions to go to the top.
Plodders may get along by experience and observation, but real success and rapid advancement only comes as a rule to the man who is trained in the fundamentals. Big business men know that—and many of them who have been trained here or know our efficient courses are constantly sending to us for our graduates. You'll get an excellent start on the road to success at the Lawrence Business College.
LAWRENCE Business College Lawrence, Kansas.
W. H. Quakenbush President
E. S. Weatherby Supt.