THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of New York EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-chief . Gilbert O. Swoen News Editor. . Adelade Delc Campus Editor . Ormond P. H. Editorial Editor . Ormond P. Falcon Tales Editor . John J. Kistle Alfalfa Editor . John Montgomerie Alfredo Editor . John Montgomerie Evert Editor . Walter Here BUSINESS STAFF Harold R. Hail ... Burt Cochran ... Flord Hoeskenbull ... ...Business Mgr. Advertising Mgr. Circulation Mgr. KANSAN B Edgar Hollis Foger Triplet Marvin Harma Geneva Hunter Lather Hangon RAD MEMBERS Kenneth Clark Belva Shoree jenae Wyatt Mary H. Siamon Charles J. Shawoe Subscription price $3.50 in advance for the 9th month alone of the academic year; $1.64 for a term of three months; $2.04 per month; `cent` cents a week. Entered as second-class mail master September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kanaan, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Kannada from the press of the Dept. of Journalism Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phones. Hekl. K. U. 25 and 66. The Daily Kassan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the students who are more than merely printing the news by standing for the ideas in the University Newsroom to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to be helpful; to be wise; to be kind; to be wise; to be kind; to be wise; to be kind; to be wise; to be wise; to be wise; to be wise; to be wise; to be wise; to be wise; to be wise; to be wise; to be wise; to be wise; to be wise; to be wise; to be wise; to be wise; to be wise; to be wise; to be wise; to be wise; to be wise; to be wise; to be wise; to be wise; to be wise; to be wise; to be wise; to be WEDNESDAY, DEC. 3, 1919. THOSE SENSIBLE WOMEN The University is starting the winter with one exceptional feature. The women are dressing more sensibly than the men. The prevailing style seems to be for men to wear low shoes and many are proving themselves slaves to fashion. The women are wearing coats to a great extent but they are nearly always tipped by woolen hose. Few women are seen on the hill this freezing weather in pumps and silk stockings, a common sight in other years. High heels are almost extinct and common sense in dress is so much in vogue that the woman in walking shoes has a feeling of pity for her high-heeled sister. Even rubbbers are not looked upon so contemptually as in former years. The freshman was allowed to discard his cap just at the critical time, but some of the headgear worn by the men is hardly more sensible than that diminutive cap. Certainly few of the hats and caps worn by the men afford as much warmth to them as the present way of dressing their hair gives the women. Without a doubt the wollen dresses worn by the women are warmer than the silk and maidens shirts worn by the majority of the men, so as a whole the women are better fitted to withstand the severe weather or arly winter. Times are changing and by next winter the men may be slipping and sliding around the campus in dancing pumps and low necked shirts and the women attired in boots and ear muffs. THE RAG DOLL The season has again arrived when the women's pages of various periodicals feature among their directions for home-made Christmas gifts the personal rag doll. The current suggestion calls for an old pair of white stockings, water colors to pain the features and hair, finely shipped paper in lieue of the expensive cotton for the necessar stuffing, and any sort of goods the maker may have handy to cloth her ladyship withal. Following the diagram a treasure is produced to delight the heart of some small girl, and all goes merrily as the Christmas bella. Whatever the psychological reaction may be, the average mother of many kids loves the rag doll far better than any creation of the most famous shouts. And if, perchance, she has put her together herself, however crusade and hugely the result, she loves her all the more. She is a part of herself, a wonderful imitation of the real flesh-and blood child of the real mother. This nansen bit of womanhood is not an isolated member of society. We all love our rag dolls which some beneficent spirit brings, or which we anticipate for ourselves. And every co-educational institution is a kind of rag-doll factory. Every young woman who enters its doors not only dolls herself up with all the odds and ends at her command, but also makes out of the college man whom she elects to favor, a most attractive dressed-up symbol that pleases her the more as she fills him out here and there in her mind's eye, and clothes him with the gifts and grace of her changin' dreams. The little boy usually sterns to pla with dolia. He is a terrible savage a mighty hunter, an invincible warrior; but when he becomes a man he falls under the power of the dolspirit along with his devotion to the real lady of his selection. He lends himself delightfully to her exquisite artistry as he tries his own hand upon himself, and all unconsciously he revels in his touch upon the doll his doll seems to be, and what she may become. Eons old is the symbol of the rag doll. Long before man and women and children ever were, the necessity for human expression waited the fullness of time. To make something to fill a want and then to love it because it is one's very own—to picture ourselves and other people as we would have them be, is just the same old principle of reproductive life coming forth over and over again. "In the spring the young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love," but Christian mas time is all the time, so be that we can only hold fast to the thing our rag dolls stand for, and keep or playing our creative game. Mental Lapses "Does your cook give you any impertinence?" "No. She charges me ten dollars a week for it."—Washington "Star." "I don't like to play poker with Smith," said Brown. "Neither do I." replied Jones. "If he loses he gets hot-headed, and if he wins he gets cold feet." Cincinnati "Enquirer." Exercising care in expressing ourselves develops a habit of caution, good judgment and decision that are indispensable in getting ahead. Our tongue, already used by more people than any other, grows at the rate of 5000 words a year. Some think we are evolving a distinctively American language. If this be true certainly we must now the formative period, guard the musical maturation of mathematical intuition that would shape it. I biologically-Cleveland Press. It. And even Cupid, if he wore clothes, probably would have to sew his own buttons on--Dallas News. How He Got 'em—"How did you get so many wounds?" I asked the corpse in the bathhouse, seeing his head covered in blood. "Accidental discharge of duties?" "Naw, you see it was the way; w was standing on the edge of our trench leap up against our barrage and fell into the trench." —"Everybodys. I had a dream the other night: I dreamed that the umbrella I loaned away back in the fall To a caressess sort of fellah, Had been returned by him at last. To save unpleasant scandal— Re-covered neatly, and my name Cartoons Magazine "In the past few months," says a wacky paper. "London has been educated in railway strikes, and knows what to do." But it doesn't want to be "educated" like that—it wants to be trained—lod 'Dismissing Pass Show' All Accounted For—One morning a woman walked into a village grocery store with a majestic strife. It was easy to see by the sternness of her expression that she was somewhat disturbed. To a careless sort of fellah. "This," she sarcastically explained, throwing a package on the counter, "to the washing itself. It's the soap that洗着 a pleasure. It's the soak— "That isn't soap, madam," interrupted the grocery man, examining the package. "Your little girl was in here yesterday for a half pound of cheese and a half pound of soap. This is the cheese." "U-m, that accounts or it," said the woman, as the light of understanding began to glow. "I wandered about and noticed a little ford but for samper taste so queer." —"San Francisco Argonaut." THE CULPRIT My grandfather related this to me, And I forgot it for a score of years Until to-day, I pass it on to you: A lovely woman had her portrait drawn. she caused A golden frame to be constructed for Indifferently, stole the lovely thing; (Ay frame and all) and carried it away. Of curious work and wonderful design And very costly. And a certain man Of her acquaintance, whom she looked A lovely picture of her lovely face, she had made. There came another man, and this one On whom she looked with more than passing favor:' Yet, I knew the other, so said word. But smiled a little to her self. But he was imbeculous, and he Stole the rich frame but let the portrait lie. Where at she raged and called upon the law. The University of Michigan has completed the purchase of more than twenty acres of land for the site of the new university hospital. On Other Hills And had the cuiprit taken, tried and hanged! — Cleveland, Plain Dean University of Utah students will be permitted to dance for one hour after dinner in the cafeteria. The proposal of a new armory building, costing about $125,000 has been considered at Utah University. The Independents at Colorado University gave their second dance in the armory last Friday evening. Over $1,400 was subscribed by the students of the Oklahoma Agyres for the Y. W. C. A. and Y. M. C. A. budget. Flannel shirts and corduroys will be worn hereafter by the male juniors and seniors of Idaho University for "economy and comfort." The question has been brought up by the president of the student body of the Utah Agnetes to have the dances on Wednesday at noon an hour in order to close at 11 o'clock. The Connecticut Agricultural College will enter in a triangular debate with Massachusetts Augies and the Rhode Island State College. The girls at Colorado College are holding a tennis tournament. Plans are being discussed at Colorado College for the installation of a new national dramatic fraternity. The fraternity has not been revealed. Baskets of chrysanthemums, boxes of lavender, carnations and roses, sit by the students on his sixty-five given to President William O. Thompson of the Ohio State University fourth birthday. Green Golfer—"Does it make any difference which club you use?" Caddy—"Not to me, it don't." —Boston "Transcript." SHYING AT NEW GATES A cowshies at a new gate; a man is ruffled by a new law. Mental transitions are troublesome. Improvements are welcome where innovations are not, because the former allow us to go on our old way with less effort while the latter require that we strike leaders enjoy only beaten popularity because followers are so slowly in arriving. We feel it is a reflection on our intelligence to be shown better. That Europe hurled every available word of abuse at Ibsen writing and then sent loving cups and engraved albums to Ibsen dying, is about what we should expect of the watchdog which shows its teeth at the new wagons its wage in its better acquisition. In its attitude toward the individual leader, however, the world is growing better. Bruno was burned at the stake when he was accused of merely put hinderance in his way until we catch up. If this takes place during his life, we become courteous; if not, we grow lavish. If the shock incident to accepting the new teaching in too great, we let ourselves down in too sincerely—i.e., New York Elevation Post. BREAKING IT GENTLY Raymond Poincaré, President of the French Republic, was visiting the Longwy district recently. Not far from Longwy is Thierville, to which ortress town is attached a Foinecar "tradition de famille." In 1792, besieged by the Duke of Brunwick, he under. In reply, the commander of the garrison placed on the most exposed portion of the battlements a wooden horse, hanging from his neck truss of hay. To the Duke of Brunwick he sent word that as soon could deliver up the fodder he would officer was a Foinecar, an enmeshed of his President's. The French are melting coins. What is there to that? Most any of us can make coins melt. “Feiss Sees End of Strikes”—which end? Who was it that asked when coal would begin to be meted as sugar, in small paper packets? How blessed is the student who is not easily annoyed! The one who can sit through a class with the feet of the person behind him constantly scrapering the rounds of his chair little all that he has to be thankful for. With no more dances until the fuel man is lifted, and the prospects of the heaters closing, Lawrence has been able to protect them almost as slow as the home town. A student was heard to remark, "I don't see what people are going to eat when the coal supply is exhausted." Benefits Even,—"How is it, Sandy," asked a visitor of a coal merchant, "that you quote the lowest prices in town and make reductions to your friends and yet can make money?" "Weel, it's this way," explained Sandy in an undertone. "Yee see, I knock off two shillings a ton because a customer is a freen o' mine, and then I knock off two hundred weight 'ton' because I'm a freen o' his." — "Boston Transcript." CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS For Rent For Sale Lost Found Help Wanted Situation Wanted Telephone K. U. 66 K. U. 00 Or call at Daily Kat sas Business Office Classified Advertising Rates Minimum charge, one insertion word, five insertions, five live insertions, fifteen to twenty-five words, one insertion word, five insertions, five live insertions, five Twenty-five insertions, one half cent first insertion, one half cent first insertion, Classified card rates given classified card rates given upon application. Twenty-five cents bookkeeping fee added unless paid in cash. WANT ADS LOST—Schafer fountain pen with band around top of cap. Lost in or near Kansan Office. Call 768. 53-5-117. LOST—Last Tuesday a Swan fountain pen between the Hill and Fischers. Call 1116. 53-2-119. LOST—Man's brown kid glove for left hand. Call Miles Blim, 2183 Blue. 1310 Tenn. 52-2-15 LOST-Pair -immunized glasses with black ribbon. In case were glasses and pin wiper. Return to 1633 Verk or Kranen office and 1634 ward. 52-3-116. LOST- No. 105 LP Loose-leaf, leather bound note book containing valuable class notes. Lost Tuesday in East Ad. Phone 6283. S-52-114. REWARD of $10 for return of my overcast taken from Library Tuesday night, when furl collar, stream line knit hood and lace jacket Jr. 1220 lana, or 1728 lather D-33-118 LOST- No. 5 notebook containing sociology notes. Please return to Phyllis A. Winget. Phone 1378 White or 1414 Tennessee. 52-2-113 LOST--Small Elgin Wrest. Watch without links, between Ad. Building and 1332 La. St. Phone y953. Reward. 51-1-209 WANTED—College or University man for freurance inspection work. Experience not necessary. Adjunct degree, Republic Bldg. City, Saigon, City, Mo. 53-3. FOR SALE—Woodstock typewriter No. 4—almost new, Call 1277. 175 104 FOR RENT—Two rooms for girls in student district. Apply to Miss Corbin. 45-tf-12. LOST on Tenn. street car one note book on Money, also one No 6 note book containing class notes on Public Finance Accounting and Money. Please return to "Rook" Woodward, Telephone 684. 50-12-06 FOUND—a fountain pen 10 days ago near Engineering Bldg. See R. F. Hendron at Acacia House. 50:2-10.7 LOST—Brown Leather Pocketbook either in Trolley or Gymnasium Phone 1116. 51-2-108. LOST—Mans wrist watch. Lost Wed. in East Ad. Phone 1937. 51-1-110. WANTED—Assistant steward wanted at 1229 Ohio. 52-2-112 LOST—Shaffer Fountain Pen some- where between Oread and Frazier. Phine 1976 o 51-12-11. PROFESSIONAL CARDS LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Exclusive Optomatrista). Eyes examined; glasses made. Office 1095 Mass. DRHL. REDING, F. A. U. Bidg, Eye, ear, nose, and throat. Special attention to fitting glasses and tonil work. Phone 515. DR. H. L. CHAMBERS, Suite 2, Jackade Building. Building General practice, Special attention to nose, throat and ear. Telephone 217. G. W. JONES, A. M, M. D. Disease of the stomach, surgery, and gynecology Suite I, P. A, U. Hild, residence Room II, 1031 Obie Street. Both phone numbers. $5. H. W. HUTCHINSON, Dentist. Bell phone 185, 308 Perkins Blldg. JOB PRINTING—B. H. Dale, 1027 Mass. CHIROPRACTORS DRS, WELCH AND WELCH—Palmer Graduates, Office 904 Vermont S Phone, Office 115, Residence, 115K2 J. R. BECHTICH, M. D. Rooms 3 and 4 over McCullough 1, Residence 1121 Teenn. St. Office. Phone 343. St. Phone 228. DR. C. B. ALRIGHT=chiropratic instruction and massage. Office Stubba Rdbr, 1101 Mass. St., Phone 1531. Residence Phone 1761. VARSITY BOWERSOCK TODAY THURSDAY TODAY ONLY Marguerite CLARK IN "Luck in Pawn" By Marvin Taylor She had shipped on fortunes sea and wrecked her boat. She had pawned her lunch and lost her ticket Some Little "FLIER" you'll say! And Christie Comedy But she found one pawnbroker with a heart—And what did he do but become her "Uncle" and move her into love and society. Pathe News Dyeing WE WANT YOUR SHOE REPAIRING ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP Shining 1017 1-2 Mass. 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