THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN ALL-VALLEY ELEVENS PICKED BY COACHES Kansas City Football Writers Give K. U. Good Representation on Mythical Teams Kansas Gets Both Ends All Three Papers Unite in Giving Laslett and Lonborg Honors at Wing Positions All-Valley football players so anxiously awaited by the athletic fans, and so anxiously striven for by the athletes were announced by the three leading Kansas City papers in their Sunday editions this week. Kansas fared well in the selection, getting two players on all three elevees, Captain Laslett and Lonborg as ends. In addition, Nettles scored three goals each. Mandeleve as half, landed on both the Post and Journal teams. Nettles and Mandellew won places on McRite's Kansas City Star second team, and Nettles and Pringle were awarded places on the Post office and Kansas City Sport editor, on Kansas City men four places on the first team, and none on the second. In the "Honorable Mention" list, however, Ruid, guard, Bun, quarter, Church, tackle, and Buck were awarded places of with commendation by Cochrane. The teams are selected by the sport editors of the papers, after sending questionnaires to coaches and officials over the Valley. A ballot is taken, the top three votes are given, most votes are placed on the mythical "All" eleveners. Nine of the Kansas players were mentioned among those on the top strats, as far as football playing abilities are concerned. They are any other of the valley institutions. First Team Center—Sprong. Drake. Kansas City Sta First Team Center Surge Drake Guards—Barker, Ames (capt.), and Huston. Kansas Aggies. Tackles—Travis, Missouri, and Denfield, Ames. Ends—Laslett, Kansas, and Lonborg, Kansas. Quarter—Conzelman, Washington Halfbacks—Lewis, Missouri, and White, Amos. Fullback—Pott Hoff, Washington. Second Team Center—Margquad, Washington. Guards, Rhoda, Kansas Aggies, and Young, Ames. Ends—Goepel, Missouri, and Neal Ames. Tackles—Nettles, Kansas, and Blu mer, Missouri. Quarter—Boyd, Ames (cap.) Halfbacks—Mandeville, Kansas, and Shawer, Drawe. Fullback—Viner, Missouri. Kansas City Post Kansas City Pos First Team Springs Drake Guards—Rhoda, Kansas Aggies, and Barker, Ames. Tackles—Denfield, Ames, and Travis, Missouri. Ends—Laslett, Kansas (capt.), and Lonborg, Kansas. Quarter—Conzelman, Washington Halfbacks—Lewis, Missouri, and Mandeville, Kansas. Fullback—Viner, Missouri. Second. Team Center—Marquad, Washington. Center—Marquad, Washington. Guards—Houston, Kansas Aggries and Bulk. Kansas Tackles-Blumer, Missouri, and jettles. Kansas. Ends—Neal, Ames, and Goepel, Missouri. Quarter-Boyd, Ames. Quarter-Award, Annex Halfbacks—Pringle, Kansas, an Gallagher, Kansas Aggies. Bollard, Bathoff. Milagher, Kansas Aggrs. Fullback—Pothoff, Washington. Kansas City Journal First Team Stormy Duke First Team Center—Sprong, Drake. Guards -Rhoda, Kansas Aggies, and Barker, Ames. Trackles—Nettles, Kansas, and Tracia Missouri 18. Missouri. Ends—Laslett, Kansas, and Lon- borg, Kansas. Quarter—Conzelman, Washington. Halfbacks—Mandeville, Kansas, and Lewis, Missouri (capt.) Fullback—Potthoff, Washington. Team Center—Marquard, Washington. Guards—Andrews, Missouri, and Huston, Kyanssang. Juston, Kansas Aggies. Tackles—Lippert, Washington, and Hornaday, Drake. Ends—Lonborg, Drake, and Ruth Missouri. Quarter—Boyd, Ames Halfbacks—Berger, Washington, and Shawyer, Drake (capt.) Fallback—Sylvester, Missouri. A particular brand of aesthetic dancing is being taught at Manhattan. Classical victor records are played, and the girls express by moung meaning of the music according to their individual interpretation of it. PLACE RESTRICTIONS ON COAL CONSUMPTION Chicago, Dec. 2.—The industrial life of the Middle West was slowly but surely been spilled today by the coal shortage. About 8,000 Plants in Chicago Will Have to Close Renewal of war time restrictions on coal consumption was to be placed in effect today. No coal will be distributed to any but industries which are necessary of the well being of the people. Theaters, churches, schools, clubs, and other meeting places will shut down practically all the Middle West by the end of the week, according to prediction of those in touch with the situation. Many shutdowns were reported throughout the Middle West. About 8,000 plants in Chicago alone will not be allowed to receive any more coal and will have to close down when their present capacity would affect 200,000 wage earners whose weekly wage is estimated at six million dollars. Reports from throughout the bultimum coal producing field today indicated that few miners jerseyed the colony for more than a month, with an increase of 14 per cent in wages. No miners were reported digging coal in Indiana, Iowa, Illinois or Ohio where the strongest efforts made to induce the mnt to return. British Language Is Getting Rough London (By Mail)—The British public is not so sensitive about a "cuss" word or two these days. Lately some of the reformers and reconstructionists have been saving their wild outfits when they are being reprinted in the press just exactly as they fell from the orators' lips. "Hell" in the newspapers of today, is "hell", not "hill" which was an anemic rendering of a fine explicable consideration of the feelings of old-school readers. nor of the newspapers for writing damn damn instead of d-n. General Ironside came back from Russia and told every reporter who approached him, "I think a damn sight too much has been said about Russia already," and nobody thinks any the worse of General Ironsides Phones at a Premium In South American City Buenos Aires (By Mail)—"More precious than rubies" are this in city. It is next to impossible to have one installed, unless a heavy premium is paid to a subscriber who is ready to give up his telephone. Then it means a long wait until the transfer is made. Officials of the telephone company say that the main lines are full to capacity—that it is impossible to handle more telephones. In the meantime $100, and more is being paid daily for the transfer of a telephone. People are even renting to others for a year for that sum. The telephone company, seeing all this money changing hands, with itself left out of the deal, has of late been finding excuses for refusing to make transfers or lengthily delaying them. Reed Golden, 121, has withdrawn from school and will return to his home in Kensington. Ownership Of Bones Of Saint In Doubt Milan (By Mail)—The Milian courts are trying to discover the legal owner of the body of St. Stanislau. The bones and sepulchre of the saint have been in private possession for many years, but the last owner having recently died, several claimants have appeared before the courts. Another saint in private ownership is the mummified body of St. Spyridon, patron saint of the Island of Corfu. The eldest sons, who succeed in turn to the inheritance of the relic are by family tradition obliged to become priests, but as Greek priests choose this, this effect the succession. In default of male heirs a daughter may inherit as long as her husband is a priest. Only Five Casualties In Football This Year The football season of 1919 was the least costly as far as lives are concerned since the beginning of football back in the 'eighties. Illinois Girl, 16, Champion Hog Five deaths make up the total casualties, as against sixteen in 1918, when nearly half of the schools in the United States had discarded the sport. Four of the deaths came from high school games over the country where the players gave evidence of not being in sufficiently good physical condition. There the other came in a small college, and were no deaths in the colleges and institutions of high rank in athletic circles, where the men are well trained and conditioned for participation in the gridiron pastime. Decatur, Ill. Dec. 1—Gertrude Parish, 16, is the champion junior because she won Macon County. Since she joined one girl, girls and girls' pug clubs she has marketed $1,677 worth of hops. Gertrude "This is a sixteen-year-old Royal daughter of a prosperous farmer Princess. The mummy has been pre-near here, bought a sow for $75. The served for two thousand years." She also loved her pets. "She soled her and cared for herself. she lived"—London "Passing Show." SKOFS TADSUIT SERVICES ALL KINDS OF WARM CLOTHING FOR SERVICE VOLUNTEER COAL MINERS AND GUARDS CASH PRICES SAVE MONEY K OF STAD S ELLING SYSTEM S CENTRAL EDUCATIONAL BUREAU 610 Metropolitan Bldg. St. Louis, Mo. We have remunerative positions for available teachers. Write for registration blanks. No advance fee. W. J. HAWKINS, Manager That bunch of Questions that Begin to chase Thru' your cerebrum At this time Each year Can easily Be answered Here— Christmas Gifts Dad, mother and The rest of the Relation- Certificates of Deposit Put your spare money in our certificates of deposit They bear 3 per cent Interest THE WATKINS NATIONAL BANK "The Bank where Students Bank" In the matter of credits the University will deal liberally with the students who go to the coal fields to help mine coal, taking into consideration the requirements of the different courses and the conditions applying to the work. All reasonable allowances will be made but each case will have to be settled on its merits. Frank Strong, Chancellor. WANTED! 500 able-bodied men for service in the coal fields. Free transportation, board at cost—bed fee, adequate protection and you are paid $5.00 per 8-hour day. Sign the attached blank now, file it in Room 105 Gymnasium and hold yourself in readiness to travel on short notice. Serve your country by helping your state and your home. Space for this Advertisement Donated by The Daily Kansas Name... Initials... Age... Weight... School... Class ... Experience Health Lawrence Address ... Phone... Parents Name ... Address ... . . .