THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF **NATIONAL STATE** Roger Trippel Coach-in-Chief Gilbert Schoenfeld Associate Editor Ginna Hunter ... New York Editor Konisha Clark ... Campus Editor Konisha Clark ... Campus Editor Adelaide Dick ... Alumni Editor Horst Little ... Sport Editor Ross Berman ... Research Editor BUSINESS STAFF BUSINESS STAFF Harold R. Hall...Business Mgr. Boeh Cochran...Advertising Mgr. Flave Hostkenhall...Circulation Mgr. KANSAN BOARD MEMBERS KANBAN Edgar Holle Baill Church Bernard M. Miller Langer Hohnsen Alva Shores Josie Wyatt ARD MEMBERS Ormond P. Hill John Montgomery Mary H. Samon Kiwi Awaas Walter Heren J Walter K. Jlstler Subscriptions price $2.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $1.50 for a term of three years; $8.00 for 30 months; 16 cents a week. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1810, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 2, 1830. Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of New York at the Department of Journalism. Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN LAWRENCE, Kansas, Phones, Bell K. U 25 and 66. The Daily Kanan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the University than merely printing the news by standing for the ideals the University desires to be clean; to be cheerful; to be flexible; to be courageous; to be wise; to be kinder; to serve the students of the University. WHO WILL DRIVE THE HORSE? FRIDAY, NOV. 21, 1919. WE WILL DRIVE THE HOUSE! The vision of a bigger and better K. U. has been supplied in the Loyalty Movement now taking a firm hold on the imagination of students and faculty. The wagon has been hitched to the star; the practical necessity now is to guide the horse and keep him on the shortest route to the attainment of the goal. The horse has started out on a gallop, judging from the way in which different student organizations are hurdling over each others to pledge their support to the campaign. But a road paved with nothing except supporting pledges will not withstand the iron shoes of a practical horse. NOW TO DO DEMOCRACY The vision comes first. The dull daily monotonous grunt of attaining that vision means hard work and often times without any press-agent. Less than one-half million men in three weeks time have been able to throw fifteen million men out of work and the coal strike has only begun. These same half-million men have made it necessary to place a nation-wide embargo on freight and to close down all non-essential industries. The effect already has been felt in Lawrence. It is a blind optimist only who views the miners strike with unconcern and as a thing that will flow over with a little time. Only the man who fails to recognize the vital relation between a plentiful supply of coal and industry can snap his fingers and say the strike is a small matter. America is a Democracy, a nation where the majority rules and government is aid to be a thing of, for, and by the people. And yet less than one-half million of the voters of the nation are able to paralize the industry of that nation in direct opposition to the wishes of the vast majority. Through their organization these half-million coal miners are able to wield a bigger leverage than the combined voting strength of the country. The significance of the strike is this: America must cease to merely talk Democracy and do Democracy. Our lawmakers must cease legislating with the double object of the nations interest and the trend of the future vote. They must meet the problem squarely from the one standpoint of the nations interest and solve it before it reaches the stage of a strike. In the present crisis as well, law and order must be the fundamental basis from which the government works to restore normal conditions. The mines must be reopened if it takes an army to do it. When the coal is moving again, there's time to talk about new wages and hours. K. U. PRESTIGE GROWING The University of Kansas is the oldest educational institution in the State of Kansas. Established in 1863, it opened the doors of its building, North College, to a mere handful of students, ambitious for higher learning. Year by year the institution has grown. The enrollment has increased steadily, necessitating the erection of new buildings to accommodate the ambitious youth of the state. New departments and schools were added to the curriculum, new equipment installed. And the spirit of the school, which had its beginning then, back in the sixties, mounted with the advancement made along other lines. But while the University of Kansas has progressed by leaps and bounds, only a small per centage of the citizens of the state, the supporters of the school, know its real worth; too few of them realize that it has an enrollment of four thousand; too few are aware of the fact that its professional schools rank with the best in the United States; that there is a total of twenty-two buildings, with hundreds of classrooms, given over to the education of their sons and daughters. And not only must the fathers and mothers of the students of K. U. be made to know the worth of the University, but the students themselves must come to a realization of what means to be one of the four thousand attending their classes; they must realize the effect which the training they are now receiving will have on their success when they enter the business field; they should learn how the school started, how the traditions originated, the struggles and trials encountered, in order to know how to take advantage of the real opportunity which lies before them. The graduates of the University are scattered everywhere, in every line of business, and the majority attained success. Among them are many national figures. But no matter where he is, or how successful he has been, the old grad never forgots the school back on the Hill. The trials and hardships he has encountered in the business world have brought him to a fuller degree of what it has been to be a graduate of K. U., and with it a realization that the University's influence will accompany him in whatever new adventure he may undertake. Mental Lapses First Vocal Teacher -- Are you cultivating Miss Gotrox's voice? Second Vocal Teacher--No; her imagination--Dapwall Daily. The son of the family was home on his first vacation since he had attained to the dignity of college prefect. He and his father were discussing affairs of the day, and finally the boy remarked. "Say, gov, I hope when I am as old as you are I'll know more than you do." The editor of The Japan Times says the telephone service in Japan is utterly bad. He wonders "what Job would have done had he lived in Tokyo and been a doctor?" In another episode on boils, "He concludes with the following incident: "A lady in Kariuwai called up her house in Tokyo, left by the next train, got the call, and then asked Kariuwai six hours after she arrived in Tokyo." San Francisco Argonaut. "I'll go you one better, my boy," the father replied. "I hope that when you are that old you will know as much."—Bx. Our unfortunate experiences is that a day off is generally followed by an off-day—Boston Transcript. One of the girls in a cooking-class was asked: "Did you wash that fish before you baked it?" "No; what's the use?" was the reply. "It has lived in the water all its life."—Everybody's. Parson—"Willie do you know where all boys go who play baseball on Sunday?" Willie—'Yes, but I won't tell you. You'll tell a cop and then we'll all get chased." 14. Philadelphia Record. THE GLORIOUS, GASEOUS OUT-OF- FOUND DOORS Within the narrow, sturdy house or office, all our nights and days Were spent in entertaining ways— A family gathering, a dinner as well as developed in the house. We never got outdoors enough. Our pleasures all were indoor stuff, And life was too walked-in by far. Before we owned a motor car. Before we owned a motor car We never want to get lost. But now that we've a car of class Each leisure hour that we know Lee Shipney. THE MAKE BELIEVE MAN we know Around the boulevards we go And fill our lungs with nuts, fresh gas From all the other cars that pass. One of the sorry spectacles that we are sometimes compelled to look upon is the would-be college man who cannot get down to business. He is the four-fluiser in college life. He may have the requisite dimensions and the avoirdupois of a real man and may even imagine himself to be in his lastick of stamma and will power anyone otherwise; and sooner or later we come to look upon him as a make-believe man—a false alarm. This does not in the least imply that social pleasures are to be excluded from our programs. The truth is that nothing wins our admiration as a sane balance between work and and esteem so quickly and completely play in college life. But the man who is out to make it play all, and who is set to squareately and honestly the best in his college program, is to be set, down here just as he would anywhere else; that is, more lafero. At the present moment, however he needs to be examined in another light; for the fact that in his relations to others, he is inclined to become a real nuisance. He will not work, which is bad enough; but what work he will not let others work. He either must understand or else he will wilfully follow first principle of democracy; viz. that his right and privileges come to a sudden and abrupt end at the point where they begin to interfere with the rights and best interests of others. Instead, he seems to think he has a perfect right to invite, persuade, unleave, or leave away from their work at any time that suits him whisky or fancy, which is by way of being all the time. Perhaps he ought not to be looked upon as a man among men since he is unable to take a man's view of life and unwilling to assume a man's responsibilities or to perform a man's charitable part may require that we merely teach his childish weakness. He might be decorated with a special pin or badge of a nursing bottle in white enamel Still, the fact remains that no stretch of charity can make of him a useful member of college society. We wish it were otherwise for he is often, in regard to a likeable fellow. We regret to tell him once he lends himself to get in the other of others, he must sooner or later vanish from among us—Iowa State Student. F. H. Snow was elected Chancellor of the University in 1890. HAIR SWITCHES made to order from combins, also a large assortment of ready made switches for sales at Mrs. R. Boone. 1000 I. R. 37-5-81. C. E. ORELUP, M. D., Eye, ear, nose and throat. Glass work guaranteed. Phone 445. Dick Building—Adv. No. Agnes, not all those enrolled in astronomy are "stars" students. Wrigley's gum advertisements "The flavor lasts, so does the price." Sounds like buying gum on the installment plan. Professor Cady froze whiskily in his Liquid Air demonstration Monday. Tuesday he was heard whitbling very hardly Wants the Key to my Cellar." The discovery of Illum comes as a schock to the young man who was just had his fiancee's diamond set in platinum. He knows she will never be satisfied with anything so old fashioned as the latter. COLLEGES FORM A UNION Nine Wisconsin colleges, facing the universal problem of increasing costs, have hit up a new plan of obtaining necessary financial support. They have banded themselves together in the Wisconsin Colleges Associated. Some of this organization's members are Catholic, some Protestant, and some have no religious predilections, but none of them receive any approvals from the state. They are all rivals, in a smaller state, in fields which the various members are utmost divergence in the particular endeavour to fill. But the difficulty which they face in common has brought them together in a co-operative scheme which has its own special attention in educational circles. Instructors in some of the colleges have been getting, for instance, as low as $1700 a year. One college president's salary is $1200 a year his junior receives $1000. The buildings of some of the colleges are inadequate and they are facing the great influx of students which all in- endowments, which in no case were stipulations met this fall. And their heavy, had shrunk during the war period to half of their original usefulness. A meeting of the presidents agreed that the question was something like this: Are we to be given our opportunity, or will the stream of college students turned definitely from us to those institutions which are able to receive support from legislative appropriations? The president agreed to place before the public square whether it thought the constructive, sane and traditionally American influences of a president were working. The presidents decided to ask the public square if it believed in the field of education for which their college stood, and if it did, how much worth of being placed in a position of operational dignity and stability. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS It was then decided that the nine members would band themselves together in one plea for the common cause; that they would ask a total of three orders and that they would distribute it among themselves pro rata. Telephone K. U. 66 Or call at Daily Kaise Business Office Help Wanted Situation Wanted Classified Advertising Rates Minimum charge, one insertion $10, one insertion $25, five insertions $50, three insertions $75, three insertions $100, three insertions $150, five words up, one cent a word, word each additional insertion, word each additional insertion, upon application, upon application, WANT ADS twenty-five cents bookkeeping fee added unless paid in cash. FOR SALE—Ladies tailor-made coat just like new. Enquire of Bernice Blair, phone 99. 40-5-89. WANTED—Room-mate. Call 913 Indiana. 47-3-108. FOR SALE—Woodstock typewriter No. 4—almost new. Call 1277. STEWARD or Stewardess wanted in club. Call at Kansan Office. 44-5-101 REWARD - $10 reward for return of the leather coat taken by histake from room coat in the Engineering Building Wed. eve. No questions asked. Call 803 and ask for George Malmhus. 43-5-97. PROFESSIONAL CARDS FOR RENT—Two rooms for girls in student district. Apply to Miss Corbin. 45-1f-02. LAWRENCE MEDICAL COMPANY (Ex- ploded): glasses made by Glassware DRH. REDING, F. A. U Bldg. Esp. expert in glassware. Office of Glassware DRH. REDING, F. A. U Bldg. Esp. expert in glassware. Office of Glassware DRH. REDING, F. A. U Bldg. Esp. expert in glassware. Office of Glassware DG. H. L. CHAMBERS, Suite 2, Jackson Building, General Practice Special attention to nose, throat and ear. Telephone 217. YOU CAN BUY TICKETS AT DOOR - $1.00 G, W. JONES, A. M. M. D. Disease of the stomach, surgery and gynecology. Suite 1, F. A. U. Bldg. Residence and housing. 1201 Obie Street. Both phone $5. H. W. HUTCHINSON, Dentist. Bell phone 185, 308 Perkins Bldg. J. R. BECHTEL, M. D. Rooms 3 and 4 over McCullough's. Residence 1121 Tenn. St. Office. $43. St. Phone 228. LAST DANCE BEFORE FUEL BAN TONIGHT AND IT'S THE JOB PRINTING—B. H. Dale, 1027 Mass, CHIROPRACTORS Robinson Gym. DR. C. ALBRIGHT—chiropratic adj. adjustments and massage. Office Stubba Bldg. 1101 Mass. St. Phone 1531. Residence Phone 1761. DRS. WELCH AND WELCH—Palmer Graduates. Office 904 Vermont St. Phone, Office 115, Residence, 115K2 Price 25c--Bigger. Better. Brighter! Are K. U. Women Loyal? Sanders 4 Piece Jazz. A special and scorching article in the HOMECOMING SOUR OWL says they are. Don't fail to read it. On sale all Thanksgiving Day by OWLS or at any news stand. PENCIL PUSH BOWERSOCK Night 7:30--9:00 VARSITY Matinee 2:30----4:00 FRIDAY and SATURDAY Night 7:30---9:00 Jack Pickford in "Bill Apperson's Boy" This is Jack's latest picture and is said to be his best TODAY ONLY Also Latest Pathe News HOUDINI the world renowned hand-cuff king in a thrilling Photo-dram you can't miss. "THE GRIM GAME" HAROLD LLOYD COMEDY At the Bowersock Tomorrow Alice Brady in'Her Greatest Chance' FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH 801 Kentucky Street FRANK JENNINGS, Pastor Sunday School 10 o'clock Morning Worship 11 o'clock Christian Endeavor 6:45 Evening Worship 7:45 A sacred concert by orchestra, choir and soloists this Sunday Evening You are always welcome here. NEXT WEEK Nov.24 and 25 George Loane Tucker's production "The Miracle Man" The whole of life, illumined! The flesh, the blood, the soul of living men and women-sinning, struggling, loving. The reek of the underworld, the lure of the sea, the breath of the fields in the summer. Fused with a thousand smiles and tears into a great dramatic entertainment that will live forever in your heart.