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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University of Kansas
EDITORIAL STAFF
Triplett Editor-in-Chief
Gilbert Reeveson ... Associate Editor
Luther Hagen ... Telegraph Editor
Kenneth Clark ... Campus Editor
Adelaide Dick ... Alumni Editor
Hardeck Little ... Sport Editor
Dickey ... Sport Editor
BUSINESS STAFF
KANSAN ROAD MEMRDS
KANSAN HOARD MEMBERS
Edgar Hollie         Ormond P. Hill
Bald Church        John Montgomery
Kenneth Clark       Mary H. Samson
James Shores        Walter Heren
Jessie Wyatt        John J. Kliatter
*Harold R. Hail* ... Business Mgr.
Burt Cochran ... Advertising Mgr.
Floyd Hockenheim... Circulation Mgr.
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Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kanaa, under the act of March 3, 1879.
Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Oxford, in the journal of the Department of Journalism.
Phones, Bell K. U. 25 and 66.
Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas.
The Daily Kaisan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the students, and to encourage them than merely printing the news by standing for the ideas of the University. Students are encouraged to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to be responsible; to be water ladies; in all, to serve to the students of the University.
TO BEAT NEBRASKA
THURSDAY, NOV. 13, 1918
A wise man may be a fool at times but he knows it.
Again the Jayhawkers must come through!
Next Saturday the men of McCarty and Lindsay battle in Lincoln against the husky Cornhuskers, in what is certain to be one of the hardest games on the schedule. Although the Huskers are out of the conference and the result of the game will have no direct result on our team's final standing, we want to win. And after that, we want to twist the Tiger's tail on McCook Field to round off a successful season. For no season is successful without a defeat of the Tigers to our credit.
Friday night a special train will carry Jayhawk backers to Lincoln. A big delegation of roots in the stands on the Husker field Saturday will mean much to Kansas. It will give the team confidence in the knowledge that the school is backing them to win, and they will fight just a litte bit harder.
Every person in Lawrence who possibly can should be on board the Jay hawker special Friday night—bound for Lincoln. The team will fight to the last inch. It's up to the student body to get back of 'em and push.
Many a "fast" fellow is too easy to stop.
WHY NOT KANSAS TOO?
The University of Missouri has the first complete newspaper plant in the world built solely for a school of journalism. The building with its equipment will cost $80,000. It will include class rooms for the classes in journalism, a press, three typesetting machines, a storeotyping outfit, and other equipment. The composing room will be enclosed in glass, affording a complete view of the mechanical production of a newspaper from the outside. There will be a mailing room, a room for new newspapers, a photo engraving laboratory, and a storeroom.
The offices of the members of the journalism faculty and the student managers will be on the first floor. Besides the business office of the Evening Missouri there will be a city room with a telegraph and telephone alcove, conference rooms, reading room, library, morgue and wash rooms.
The advertising department will be quartered on the third floor and the remainder of this floor will be used as an auditorium.
We are not going to rave, on but read this carefully and then come over and see our little lean-to.
IT INCLUDES THE FACULTY
The "K. U. First" movement is not merely a student movement, Students; it is true, can do much to make their university what it ought to be, but a university is more than a lunch of students. The students are noted for their students; others are renowned for their campus and stone buildings, but still foes are famous because of their faculties.
The faculty of the University of Kansas must get in line. Its part of the loyalty program is to see that this particular university is known for "its faculty a little better than it is now."
Let this University be famous for the spirit of its instructors, from the head of the department on down. Let's have our faculty do a little more than it is now doing. For one thing, more could and ought to be done in research work. Too little effort of this kind is expended, and in too few of the departments.
K. u. Never will be known for its faculty more than it is now unless it makes its own conspicuous place in the loyalty program.
On Other Hills
The senior class of the University of Nebraska has elected a woman student as president.
The Dem of Women at the University of Texas in inaugurating a Big Sister movement.
"The fox trot will be eliminated from all college dances." This is one of the new social rullings at the State college of New Mexico.
The University of Montana is organizing a woman's league for the purpose of raising the social and scholastic standard of the students. Also to assist the women students to solve the employment problem.
The University of Texas observes ovaly day each year on November 4. A holiday is given the students and a football game is always schedled. This year the game is with Haskell Indians.
An honorary degree of Doctor of Laws was conferred upon Cardinal Mercer, archbishop of Malmesbury, during a visit at the University of Chicago.
The University of Ohio now has an enrollment of 6,188. The college of arts leads with a total of 2,276 and the college of engineering is second with 1,436 enrolled. Agriculture comes third having 950 students.
Mental Lapses
Tytephist—“Is there anything more exasperating than to have a wife who can cook but won't do it?”
Dyspeptic—"Yes—to have one that can't cook and will do it."—Boston Transcript.
"A long walk will give you a fine appetite."
"That's the reason I'm attaining still."
replied Mr. Growcher. "I can't afford a fine appetite."—Washington Star
"Do you think the motor will entire ly supersede the horse?"
"I hope not," replied Farmer Cornetel. "There must be some market fur hay." I depend on what I make on it, but buy gasoline." - Washington Star.
"Don't worry 'but dout, - sah," responded Umbel Ec. "Dat grass will grow out an' be as green as you is."
—Boston Transcript
An old colored man was burning dead grass when a "wise guy" stop and said: "You're foolish to do that. Don't let the meadow as black as you make."
"No offence, sir," said the boy, as he walked away, "only I just wanted to say that my father keeps a fish in his tank." — Pittsburg Chronicle - Telegraph
"Any luck, mister?" he called out
"Run away, boy, growled the an
gler in graffite bones.
He had been fishing patiently for several hours without a bite when a small urchin strolled up.
A new story of Mark Twain connects him with golf. He was being shown around the links by a friend named Will. He got up on the turf. Sometimes he would get a mouthful. During the course of the game, the friend inquired, "What do you think of our golf link?" "The finest I ever tasted," replied Mark
Traveler —I slept on the billiard table.
Clerk—Fifty cents an hour. —Purple Cow.
Traveler—How much is my bill?
Clerk—What room?
Gettin' nigh the season
When a fearl seems to feel
Like an old-time banjo
An 'a' anie Virginia reel!
Ai take yer roar partners
An swing 'em 'round the ball!
Past times were good times,
But here's the beat of all!
What a world to live in,
For all its storm an' strife'
In love with all the music
That's can't be on a No!
That's makin' up a life!
Frank L. Stanton in the Atlanta City
Campus Opinion
All communications to this column must be signed by the writer as evidence of his sincerity. The name will be included in each specific Communications are welcome.
Editor, The Kansan
K, U. probably has fewer and poorer tennis courts than any other university in the middle west. Tennis has become one of the most popular of outdoor sports and should be encourage rather than treated indifferently. For the three thousand students in the University we have three
It is a commonplace of business life that one per cent of all men engaged in business fail every year, which means that if a man remains in business thirty-three years his chances of failure are one in three. But these figures include only those who fail in a sort of formal sense, with loss to creditors. It does not include those who merely fail to succeed.
THE ARMY OF FAILURES
tennis courts and they are not well kept. The University of Missouri has a large number of well kept cinder blocks, which is a healthful active sport and if the facilities were available would make most pleasant gym work. G. H.
Many successful concerns do not actually be insolvent, or bank rupt, but pass from hand to hand each owner or manager tasting a little. Often concerns go on for years with out ever making profits. Many lines of advice are given frequently without the owner or manager really knowing whether he is making a profit. He may get a living, which is no more than wages, and as long as he gets his living he sticks to it. Inmurable men fail several times before they ultimately make good. Young men often fall in various lines of concern, so they entirely different. Even among big concerns, the most conspicuous in their trades, there is often no real profit, only a false front. Just because a concern is big it affords no reason to assume that it is prosperous. We have examples in almost every case, who take a man of long experience in managing other concerns how many of them had been profitable.
"I cannot say exactly," he replied, as but I look back over our business I do not see so many conspicuous failures, crudities, but innumerable changes. New men and new capital constantly coming in. Most of them, it is true, paid up their debts eventually." "Al-Rahman at the Saturday Evening Post.
What can be done by inexperienced workers to mitigate the terrors and disasters of skrimes was well illustrated over in England, recently, when three great trades "went out" in full confidence that they could bring to bear upon the whole population a pressure so severe that any and all demands by the strikers of necessity were filled by people who, though they never had done such work, before, yet managed to show a competency that at once very appreciably relieved the situation, and the proactiveness that the company would increase had not a little to do with bringing the strike to an end.
Strikebreakers of this sort are not as easily obtained in this country as they are in one that has a much larger "leisure class" than exists here, but we have not a few workers whose competence that the company would require for a time to take up those of more immediate importance. A case in point was the loading of the Adriatic by the office force of her owners. Of course, the clerks did not make the best of longshoresen, and it was deemed inexpedient to let them attempt the work of their acquired skill counts for most, but—the Adriatic cleared and sailed.
That inexperienced mine could be indicted here are of such emergencies emergency measures to formation that a single industrial can be allowed to stop the coun-
ENGLAND SET THE EXAMPLE
That inexperienced men could mine bituminous coal would be denied in ordinary circumstances, and there are other ways to obtain it, substitution, but great emergencies demand emergency measures, and the assumption that a single industrial worker can take the factory's activities and starve its people is preposterous—New York Times.
Flattery is a sort of moral peroxide
—it turns many a woman's head.—
Boston Transcript.
Every parent with a son or daughter in college heard from them last week- it was the first of the month.
In spite of what may be the popular belief hairy Rakestraw isn't a farmer but a clerk in Chanute, Kans.
Many a diamond star looks like a dump of coal in street clothes.
Grand Rapids, Michigan women have agreed to stop wearing silk stockings after those they have on hand are worn out. All of the women there will have several years supply on hand.
The papers are full of stories of how "war romances" have been turned into civil war.
Eat drink and be merry for to-marrow you may not be able to afford to do any of the three.
Girls did you ever notice how funny clown is? —He paints his face too
A fair co-ed who has started her career as a hunter says she thinks that in time she would make a hunch-up if it weren't for climbing fence.
Nobody but an idiot could be cheer al all of the time.
A student who has been unable to shave for a week says he knows now just why the Bohsehwais are with all that mop of hair on their faces.
C. E. ORELUP, M. D. Eye, ear, nose and throat. Glass work guaranteed.
Phone 445. Dick Building—Adv.
BAIR SWITCHES made to order from combins, also a large assortment of ready made switches for sales at Mrs. Rae, Boone 1000 R. I. 37-51-M.
The Price that Represents the Greatest Value in Clotheshed is Ed. V. Price & Co.
See our newest Woolens and be measured TODAY.
SAMUEL G. CLARKE
1033 Mass St.
Next door north of Squires
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FOR SALE-Ladies tailor-made coat
Just like new. Enquire of Bernice
Blair, phone 99. 40-5-89
LOST A waterman ideal fountain pen between Adlg and Spoonen Library. Return to 1220 IO or call 1220. 42-2-93.
WANTED—Colored boy or colored girl to help with house work. Apply at 1345 La. 42-2-94.
LOST—Fountain Pen on 8:15 Street
Car, Wednesday morning. Call
1568 42-2-96.
LOST—Hart fountain pen with clip in end, between Bricks and Fraser. Return to Kansan Office. 42:2-93
REWARD—$10 reward for return of the leather coat taken by histake from coat room in the Engineering Building Wed. eve. No questions asked. Call 803 and ask for George Mahmus. 43-5-97.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
THIRD CLASSICAL CARDS
LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Ex-
clusive Optometrista).
Eyes examined.
glasses made. Office 1095 Mass.
DHLH. REDING, F. A. U. Hidg, Eye, ear, nose, and nose, throat. Special attention to fitting glasses and tonal work. Phone 513.
DR. H. L. CHAMBERS, Suite 2, Jackson Building *General Practice* Special attention to nose, throat and ear. Telephone 217.
G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D. Diseases of the stomach, surgery, and gynecolisis. Suite 1, F. A. U. Hild, residence and apartment, 1230 Albio Street, Both phasles 35.
DR. J. E. WATKINS, Dentist over Bell
Bros. Music Store. Phone 183. 927
Mass. St.
B. W. HUTCHINSON, Dentist. Bell phone 155, 308 Perkins Bldg.
VOCAL AND VIOLIN LESSONS are given by Professor J. A. Carrell at his home studio, 108 Tennessee street, on Friday, Saturdays and Satidays, Telephone 1244.
J. R. BECKHILT, M. D. Rooms 3 and 4 over McCullah's, Residence 1221 Tenn. St. Office, Phone 342. St. Phone 228.
JOB PRINTING—B. K. Dale, 1027 Mass.
DRS, WELCH AND WELCH=Palmer
Graduate, Office 904 Vermont St.
Phones, Office 115, Residence, 115K2
G. R. B. ALRIGHT—chiropratic adjutments and massage. Office Stubba Dlgb. 1101 Mass. St. Phone 1521. Residence Phone 1761.
Nationally Known in Know Time
Bevo has become the best friend of food and fellowship.
Drink it for its purity and deliciously appetizing flavor.
At the soda fountain or with your meals.
Bevo must be served cold.
ANHEUSER-BUSCH, ST. LOUIS
It must be Ice Cold
Sold everywhere
Sold every product
drugstriber and dealer
Visitors are
inspect our plant.
VARSITY BOWERSOCK MATINEE; 2:30 and 4:00 NIGHT; 7:30 and 9:00
Today Only
TODAY ONLY DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS
"His Majesty the American"
Also Christie Comedy
CONSTANCE
TALMADGE
FRIDAY
"ROMANCE AND ARABELLA"
Harold Lloyd Comedy
TOMORROW AT THE VARSITY
EARL WILLIAMS in "THE WOLF"
Copyright 1919 Hart Schaffner & Marx
For the evening
Hart Schaffner & Marx
EVERY little detail in evening dress is important; you must not overlook a small single item.
evening clothes are made with that fact in mind; they're exactly right. As for the other things you'll want, we have them here and we'll tell you just what to wear, and all about it.
PECKHAMS
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Houk's Barber Shop
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