THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Korea EDITORIAL STAFF Roger Triplett ... Editor-in-Chief Gilbert Snowen ... Associate Editor Alan Fisch ... Editor Luther Hangon ... Telegraph Editor Kenneth Clark ... Campus Editor Catherine Grosso ... Adolescent Dick ... Alumni Editor Hachir Little ... Sport Editor BUSINESS STAFF Harold R. Hall...Business Mgr. Burt Cushman...Advertising Mgr. Floyd Hockenhall...Circulation Mgr. KANSAN BOARD MEMBERS KANS. Eduar Hollis Kenneth Clark Kenneth Clark Luther Hangen Bolta Shores Jesus Weyr Ormond P. Hill John Montgomery Mary H. Samson Charles J. Slawson Walter Heren John J. Kistler Subscription price $2.50 in advance for the Rst nine months of the academic year; $1.50 for a term of three to fifteen months; $10 per month; 18 cents a week. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1918, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Chicago, as issue of the Department of Journalism. Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas, Phones, Bell K. U. 25 and 66 The Daily Kaanan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the students in a more interactive than merely printing the news by backing for the Ideas University. To be clear, the news should be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to be spiritless; to be winter leads; in all, to serve to the university; in all, to educate the students of the University. WEDSESDAY, NOV. 5, 1919. Uncle Jimmy Green is dead. After forty years of work among the men he loved, the grand old man has passed to his reward, and those whose friend he was now bow their heads in grief. His worth was of the heart. When others toil for fame or spent their strength for gold, he spurned such cheap renown and made of friends his wealth. His heart was always young. When age and wisdom chafed at youth's unhinking pranks, he raised his hand to shield, for well and sure he knew that youth must have its day. He put his faith in men. When others talked of rules, or called for force of law, he went on unarmed, convinced his boys, if left alone, would exercise restraint. He was the friend of all. When others walked the street, nor knew the passers-by, he walked and knew them all and stopped to shake their hands. When others lent their sword he kindly lent his ear and heard their little tales and cheered them on their way. Uncle Jimmy Green's gone. The voice of death has called and he has answered "Here." But not in vain he lived. His spirit warms us still, and we who saw his face and often heard him speak are sure we knew a mar whose worth and faith and strength were not less God-inspired than that of Jesus Christ. SPEED UP THE DRIVE The Third Red Cross Roll Call campaign is on. At the present time the American Red Cross is like a powerful machine ready to start but lacking the necessary gas. During war times the government supplied the Red Cross with working supplies. Now, in peace times, we have a Red Cross with mobile hospitals, trucks, operating rooms, lighting systems and many other conveniences without the money to carry on the work. There must be no slacking until the destruction caused by the war in both human life and material forms is healed and cleaned up and the world brought back to normal in mind and action. Gov. Frederick D. Gardner of Missouri said in his Red Cross proclamation, "The Red Cross is the most potent and powerful agency for the doing of this most important work. It should appeal to every lover of humanity and friend of the oppressed." "Maybe you, your friends, or rela- ives have been or will be saved by he American Red Cross. Help the led Cross "Carry on." THE THAYER COLLECTION Work is going forward as rapidly as possible getting the Thayer Art Collection into its permanent place and arrangement on the top floor of the central section of the Administration Building. Professor Griffith, with all his other duties, is devoted to the matter of making this muni-fic gift thoroughly accessible. And Mrs. Thayer, who is now a resident of Lawrence, will herself supervise the descriptive catalogue which is an integral part of the plan. Ten years from now, if we do our part, we shall know how to appreciate the value of this splendid possession, and the next generation may be able to define what Mrs. Thayer has done for the University and state. The collection consists of thousands of artistic treasures. Pictures, books, tapestry, textiles, Oriental rugs, lace, embroideries; pottery china, crystal, Venetian and carved glass; remarkable dolls, antique lamps and candlesticks, curious pewter and copper, priceless Chinese and Japanese curios; Indian baskets and feather and bead work, ancient arms and armor, Korean jewelry and rare old coins are all in the collection. This collection is open to all of us. Even the most cursory visit cannot fail to awaken or cultivate some artistic taste. And to get the habit of repeated visits, learning to know one thing, or one kind of thing, at a time, will add to the general culture that any course in our University should include. The student of history or sociology will discover here a vast amount of invaluable data, and the special are student will find incomparable illustration and incentive. All new things are only fresh combination of old things. Individual creation depends upon vivid suggestion as well as fundamental principles. One needs to study what has been already accomplished, and one fine example of genuine merit is worth a hundred pictures or descriptions of it. The Thayer Collection is a dynamic of delight and endless creative power. It's up to us to make the connection. On Other Hills University of Nevada has an enrollment of 328. Last week fifty basket ball candidate reported for duty at the University of Illinois to begin practicing For the first time since the war the joint musical concerts of Yale and Princeton will be held this year at New Haven, about the middle of November. An equal number of students will participate in the concert consists of a joint performance of the Gee and Mandolin Clubs. Massachusetts School of Technology is preparing for an Eight Million Dollar Endowment Fund drive. Nebraska Wesleyan feel very optimistic upon the outcome of football this year. They feel as if they can clean up on the world. A "misistift" was staged by the seniors of Utah Agricultural College. Prizes for costumes were awarded on the grounds of abundance, lack of taste and general impossibility. Of course, the usual thing happened—eats were served and each "misistift" was presented with some noisy toy. Seven students at the Southern university were expelled for hazing a freshman. The first year man was on the couch and left tied to a tree in a storm. The State College of Washington is sending trained women to teach dressmaking in the homes. It is hoped that this will partially reduce the H. C. of L. by helping the housewife solve the clothing problem. Stock exhibition by the Oklahoma Agricultural and Mechanical College took six firsts and three champions in beef cattle at the Dallas State Fair the largest annual fair in the southwest. Among the universities that have organized posts of the American Legion, are Columbia, University of Missouri, Iowa State, and Iowa soota, and the University of Kansas. Taking the word loyal in itself, it is found that one of its synonyms is allegiance. Have you pledged allegiance to your University? How thankfully, how anxious; they'd go Be patient with the clumsy, leader fee. That try to match your pace; you can not know. THE BLUNDERERS On loving errands for you; counting sweet He patient with the hands you lightly greet, sweet Fatigue itself, if only it might meet The smile that costs so little, means so much; That warm with comfort at your tender touch. 'honze Such droll mistakes, and give the answer. "It is." be patient with the trembling lips that make Though often times discordant notes they take and give the heart the lie; though often times dares to The silence will claim them by and by— Oread Dictaphone Too late for you to change with al your tears. One single hour of all the wistful years —Mabel J. Bourquin in Holland's Magic azine. Every day it records the answers of five persons who have been asked a single question. : : : Today's Question What is your recipe for happiness? Where Asked 1. Daphne Wilson, Chanute, sp.fa. 2. do your best from day to day and treat others as you want to be treated of course, when you're home you don't The Answers 2. Hamilton Fulton, Sabatha beth, die law. I—am just naturally an optimist. If it were a question of environment lots of us would not be happy. Happiness is learning the art of loafing and enjoying it. First Floor of Fraser. The Answer 3. Mrs. Esterly, in Dean Templin's office—Hard work and lots of it is my recipe. I can remember when I thought differently but a state come about when I could do nothing for my own individual happiness so I felt the full day of service to other people to the day and enable me to sleep at night. 4. Dempsey Elliott, Lawrence, c20. —Never worry. It will all come right in the end. Ah, you write it you know as well as I would I would I would but I am a little bashful say it wee and don't like to say it in so many words. I leave it to you, only please don't say it too bold, you know? 5. Dean Templin of the College of Liberal Arts.—I have no recipe for dinner that is happy to be sure. So I dig eat my breakfast, but I have no recipe for it. THE UNDERPAID TEACHER The organization of a 'teacher's' union in Kansas City, Kans., and the contemplated organization of a similar union at Topeka is beginning to arouse Kansas thinkers to the seri- ousness of the teacher situation. And teachers' conventions that will be held next month is expected that the question of unifor- mization will be given more condu- tion than any other topic brought up for discussion. For a long time the owners of race horses have realized that it was necessary to pay good salaries in order to get horse trainers capable of training children to win races. Parents of children realize this realization, and, as a result, many of the most capable child trainers have abandoned their profession with medicore child trainers, and thus leaving places that had to be filled by trained children so that they will never be able to win in the races of life. Even this state of affairs has not aroused the public to the necessity of making the teaching profession more attractive, and now Kansas is a great many other states are facing the same challenge that many of the teachers are driven "Should a child trainer be given less consideration than a horse trainer and even less pay than a teamster?" "You got rid of him in a hurry, eh?" "Yep. I told him I just mortgaged th' old home place an' put th' money in oil stock. He groaned. 'My twenty years behind th' times, an' drug himself out." "Birmingham Age Herald." to against their will. Teachers' unions may be all right. But that is not the question. The questions to mother and father should ask are: "One of them confidence fellers wuz in here jees now anw' wanted to sell me a gold brick, the fust one I've seen since Hector wuz a pup." "Should the teacher of my children have to appeal to the organizations of the most unskilled workers in the city for living wage?" — Kannas City "What are you laughing about, Hi ram." "Haw! Haw! Haw!" He—"Once and for all, I demand to know who is the master in this house!" She—"You will be happier if you don't find out"—"London Blighty." "You got rid of him in a hurry, eh?" The first heavy frost fell this week. Another heavier one is scheduled for the final quiz week in January. and A college pennant and a diploma both have the same characteristics. One decorates a room while the other decorates a person. Traops will be employed to operate the coal mines if the threatened strike takes place. The A. E. F. man didn't take the action. The A. E. F. man also picker to a coal mine and a preferer to a coal mine and a preferer. Another type of profiler is the student who enjoys his classes so much he decides to stay in them another year. Plymouth Jottings Two kicks. First kick. The composer and the proof-reader got Plymouth Jottings for Oct. 23 all jogged up. I want you to know that I made a mistake before it goes into the mail. The editor of this paper plagiarized a perfectly good sermon topic of mine. Second kick. Stole it. Used it for a title for one of his own stickfuls of stuff. And it was original with me! And he never gave me no credit, bad 'cess to him. ... All of which goes to prove that read THE KANSAN. I have to. No successful University pastor could do otherwise. Cordially yours, Ross W. Sanderson, Pastor of Plymouth Just received a shipment of Gardenglo toilet water, etc. Rankins Drug Store—Adv. 38-1. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS For Rent For Sale Lost Found Help Wanted Situation Wanted Telephone K. U. 66 Classified Advertising Rates Minimum charge, one insertion $50, two insertions $75, five insertions $90, inscriptions 75, five insertions $90, inscription twenty-five words, one insertion twenty-five words, one insertion $75, two insertions $75, Twenty- wheel $75, five insertions $75, first insertion, one-half cent of first insertion, one-half cent of Classified card rates given at card prices Or call at Daily Kansas Business Office LOST~Saturday, a jeweled Kappa Kappa Gamma key. Name Kate Hutchings on back. Return to Kans-an office. Reward. 38.2-33. WANT ADS FOR RENT - Furnished rooms for men, sleeping porch accommodations and steam heat. Inquire 1225 Kentucky. 37-5-8. LOST—A cameo ring. Finder please call 1261. Reward. 38-2-84. open application Twenty-five cents bookkeeping fee added unless paid in cash. G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D. D. Disease of the stomach, achalysis, and gynopecia i. P-4. A U. Hglg. fissence and houlmatic. 1391 Ole Street. Both phone 35. HAIR SWITCHES made to order from combits, also a large assortment of ready made switches for sale at Mrs. R. Boone. I00 R. 17.5-38.1 LOST-Gaberdine raincoat with bolt, and buckle gone from sleeve. Was taken from Brick's Saturday or Sunday of last week. Reward. OST—Lower part of Waterman fountain pen. Return 1323 Mass. call 1050 Black. 37-2-80. 34-5-72. Dwight Bingham. DR.J.E.WATKINS, Dentist over Eell Bros. Music Store. Phone 183. 927 Vasas, St. PROFESSIONAL CARDS LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Mex- ico) provides glass moulds, glasses made, glasses moulds. Office 1858, Mesa, DELPHIA, BEDING, F. A. U. Monger, Eyes, Eyeglasses to 'titting' glasses and tondi to 'titting' glasses and tondi. DR. H. L. CHAMBERS, Suite 2, Jackson Building. General special attention to nose, throat and telephone 217. H. W. HUTCHISON, Desertt, Bell VOCAL AND VIOLIN LESSONS are VOCAL AND VIOLIN LESSONS are home studio, 105 Tonneses street, on Monday, Thursday and Saturday. Home studio, 105 Tonneses street, on Monday, Thursday and Saturday. J. R. BECCUFI, M. D. Broom 3 and 4 over McCullough's Residence 1121 Tenn. St. Office. Phone $48. St. Phila. 228. JOB PRINTING—B. H. Dale, 1027 Mass CHIROPRACTORS DRS. WELCH AND WELCH—Palmet Graduates, Office 804 Vermont St Phones, Office 115, Residence, 115K2 D. R. C. H. ALRIGHTchlproactic ad-j尿诊 and massage. Office Stubba Bldg. 101 Mass. St. Phone 1531. Residence Phone 1761. ARGONNE ANNEW ARROW formfit COLLAR Cluctt, Peabody & Co. Inc. Troy, N.Y. VARSITY BOWERSOCK MATINEE; 2:30 and 4:00 NIGHT; 7:30 and 9:00 Today—Thursday "The Life Line" A big Tourneur Special. This great picture ran for a week at the Newman Theater in Kansas City. Also a Fine Comedy FRIDAY BILLIE BURKE in "SADIE LOVE" Today Only TOM MIX 1-2 Doug—1-2 Hart In "Hell Roaring Reform" Also Latest Pathe News Don't miss this great Show Prices: Children 10c; Adults 20c. 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