THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University EDITORIAL STAFF **ADDITIONAL FEATURE** Roger Tatum - Editor-in-Chief Gilbert Sloanson - Associate Editor Genya Hunter - News Editor Kenneth Clark - Campus Editor Kenneth Clark - Campus Editor Adalene Dick - Alumni Editor Herbert Little - Sport Editor Herbert Little - Sport Editor BUSINESS STAFF BUSINESS STAFF Harold R. Hall. Burt Cochran. Flory Hockenhull. Circulation Mgr. KANSAN BOARD MEMBERS KANSAN N Bodol Harler Basil Church Basil Luther Luther Hagen Bata Shores Jesus Wyll John Monongomery Mary H. Samonon Charles J. Shawuo John B. Kielter John B. Kielter Subscription price $3.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $4.50 for a term of three years; 28 or 30 days, 18 or 6 weeks. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Texas at Austin or the Department of Journalism. Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas, Phones, Bell K. U. 25 and e6.. The Daily Kassan aims to prepare the undergraduate life of the students better than merely printing the news by staunting for the idea University of Chicago to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to be smart; to be wise; to be wiser. cadais in, to all, to serve to the students of the University. MONDAY, NOV. 3, 1919 Realizing that strikas were all the rage, Kansas University has brought itself up to the minute by declining to husk Nebraska's corn after this year. LOYALTY AT WORK A new movement has been started at K. U. One by one the organizations are lining up behind a movement designed to unite the students, faculty and alumni, in a common purpose, and to stimulate them into common action. Loyalty is the goal. But participation in this movement means more than a vote of approval for some proposed plan of action. Loyalty never will be attained by half hearted acquiescence. To attain a greater degree of loyalty, every organization pledged to the campaign must begin by using every ounce of stock it now possesses. Loyalty to K. U. has in it great ultimate possibilities. It is for the pledged organizations to see that these possibilities while ultimate, are not remote. This demands not only acquiescence. It dominates energy. Loyalty is nothing if it is not something that can be translated into action. It is nothing if it is not purposeful. Loyalty is a minioner if it is not something which can be turned to the permanent advantage of the University. It is nothing to be desired if it is merely the shell of a power which might have functioned. If K. U. loyalty is not worth putting to work it is not worth acquiring. What more fitting memorial could be suggested than an endowed scholarship for each K. U. man who lost his life in the war? HOW TO TREAT A CHAPERON The chaperon is the person who has thrust herself upon a University party. No one has asked her to be present at the social gathering, of course. She comes for the sheer enjoyment of sitting up until midnight in cold dance hall. She loves to feel the December breezes waftef about her shoulders. The jiggle of the spring floor, instead of "getting on her nerves," rather has the effect of a lullaby. Moreover, the chaperon is a highly exclusive person and is offended when a student arouses her from her pleasant reverie by a smile or a hand shake. The chaperon never cares to cat, of course, and any student seen making her out to some chocolate filling station during the intermission of the dance should be promptly ostracized by his fellows on grounds of inhumanity. Above all things dont bore her with conversation, she will be sure to resent it. The best way to avoid this if one is forced to sit near her between舞es is to leave one or two seats between. Then last and most important, the manager of the party should carefully avoid her during the entire evening, thus assembling a good example to others present. STAND PAT. THEDA! That Thea Bara should refuse to tump another movie here neves a step in the right direction. So long as millions flocked to the movies each week to learn from Thea just how it was done, no home was safe. The canabial bliss of the American family was in continual danger of being interrupted by some aspiring young imitator. Theda simply won't vamp any more. Her independence may not suit her employees, but probably hers is one strike with which the public will find itself through in apathy. Why shouldn't she refuse to vamp? Also, why doesn't Mary Pickford take a vacation from little girl, boarding school, and tom-boy parts and play the grown-up once? Why doesn't Nazimova keep her hair combined through a whole pile panihas- at least once? In short, ture sometimes? Why doesn't Douglas Flandralks bring the hen-pened what makes the producer blink that the public wants to keep on seeing the same star in the same kind of pictures forever? Mental Lapses "Gee, but it's late. Will your wife get up and let you in when you get home?" "I'll make her. I'll scratch on the door and whine and she'll think her dog's been locked out."—St. Louis Republic. "You claim there are microbes in kisses?" she asked the young doctor. "There're," he said. "What disease do they bring?" she asked. "Palpitation of the heart."—Ladies Home Journal. Lawyer (to firm client, a defendant) "When a young jurer looks at you, weep; when an old one looks at you, stroll." St. Louis Republic. “Is your wife’s mother enjoying her trip to the mountains?” “I’m afraid not. She’s found something new.” “Can’t walk over” Bacon Transcript. Campus Opinion The decision of the Journalists to don cords has caused some little comment among students of other schools of the University. Foolish, they say, to the women to create a sensation, and to the men to be manish and "strong minded." Editor, The Kansan: What is there foolish about a pair of corduroy trousers or a corduroy skirt? They have up to this time been classed among the most service. able and sensible of articles. Ano-thing but a sensation, they would create a sensation in dress would hardly select brown corduroy to attain that end. If this critical cynicism is the attitude of the K. U. students as a whole, the proposed Loyalty Campaign will be a dismal failure. The wearing of corduroy by journalists is on a small scale, the same idea as will be attempted in the campaign. The University is too full of students who are reluctant to interest themselves only in dances and dances. By some of our more plain spoken associates this species is known as the "cushion cootie." The one hundred men and women who met together the other night and decided upon this custom have the real spirit of democracy and co-operation, and the remarks of those who will not understand will in no way affect the success or failure of their attempts. Rock Chalk Rimes By W.F.E. G. H. The Germans used, in the late war, A lot of propaganda. PROPAGANDA he carried it to every door To every man's veranda, (They lost the war.) The Aggies also used the stuff. They cried, "We'll Beat K. U." They talked too much, at least o every man's veranda. (They lost the war.) A lot of propaganda. They carried it to every door, if leave that up to you (They lost the game.) They talked too mucu, at least enough I'll leave that up to you. Now that Dean Tempilin has devised a plan whereby the rating of each student in the College will be given, the students are expected to start studying. "this yell is used by Purdue and other big eastern外窥ers." -Cheerleader Joe Schwartz, at A. E. F. Club meeting. All that Raymond P. Henze needed to class him as a "conscientious objector" was back pay and a new suit of clothes. K. U. To Have New Cavans For Traditional Offenders - Headline, and the purchasing money was not obtained from the state legislature, either. There are times when failures should be rewarded. And there are other occasions when success deserves the penitentiary. The plot to kidnap Elisel Ford for two hundred thousand dollar ransom has been promptly frustrated. You are ahead of the short tic Lizzie. Another evidence of the absence of German delegates when the Treaty of Peace was signed at Vernilles in 1756 is the annexation of the Almighy in the text. Was it a former Aggie game in which Tom Smith won his title as "Cussin" Tom" Smith? Those who bought oversize freshman caps have been rewarded for their judgement in the recent rains. The bookworm and the hookworm are sometimes found at the same table in the library. The supply of nuts is being replenished temporarily by the annual crop which grows on trees. SHANTUNG 125 YEARS AGO Even if the English-speaking world were not just now so much interested in Shantung, the discovery of a forgotten account of how an American citizen traveled through that Province, 125 years ago, in order to be here, would be highly interesting. Andreas Everard Van Bram, born in Holland, but a naturalized citizen of the new United States, was the traveler, and President Washington is said to have suggested that she now rediscovered in a Philadelphia library. Other copies may still be in existence, but none are known to be. The little book was written in American, and the home which Van Bram built in Pennsylvania, filled with souvenirs of the Far East, and with memorabilia of the past as still standing. Shantung, in the opinion of this early traveler, was a province of no importance, yielding neither rice, silk or nanken, the articles in which he was particularly interested, and remarkable only for the presence of Confucius, whom he seems to have entertained little respect—Christian Science Monitor. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS For Rent For Sale Lost Found Help Wanted Situation Wanted Telephone K.U.66 Or call at Daily Kansas Business Office. Minimum charge, one insertion Up to fifteen words, two insertions Fifteen to twenty-five words, one insertion Sixteen to seventy-five words, five insertions Seventy-five; five insertions Twenty-five; seven insertions; one half cent a word, each additional insertion, one half cent a word, each additional insertion, WANT ADS Twenty-five cents bookkeeping fee added unless paid in cash. "PUT K.U.FIRST" Classified Advertising Rates LOST—A Conklin fountain pen with FURNISHED ROOM—to a K. U. girl in return for few hours work a week and help caring for baby. Call 1418 Black 35-2-74 FURNISHED ROOM—to a K. U. le noirier. Telephone No. 1 28-ft-58 LOST—1 pair tortoise rimmed glasses in leather case and pair grown gloves. Return to Margaret Wilhite 1400 Tenn. 35-2-75. LOST—Phi Alpha Delta pin. Finder return to 1325 Tenn. John P. Flinn 16.2.77 WE WANT YOUR SHOE REPAIRING Shining "PUT K. U. FIRST" "ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP" 1017 $ \frac{1}{2} $ Mass. St. Dyeing a package before the war a package during the war 5c a package NOW THE FLAVOR LASTS SO DOES THE PRICE! 157 Pipes of extra fine quality in cases at Rankins Drub Store.-Adv. 36-1 TODAY - TUESDAY Pauline Frederick in "Bonds of Love" By Louis Sherwin Also Pathe Review Dwight Bingham. H. W. HUTCHINSON, Dentist. B. phone 185, 308 Perkins Ridg. We have gained the confidence of this community by our conservative banking policies. Our surplus and undivided profits greatly exceeds our capital account. Yet, our service is progressive. THE WATKINS NATIONAL BANK "The Bank where Students Bank." DR. C. R. ALRIGHT—chlpratical adjudications and message. Office Stubba Bldg. 1101 Mass. ST. Phone 1531. Residence Phone 2761. CHIROPRACTORS DRS, WELCH and WELCH—Palmer Graduates. Office 984 Vermont St. Phone. Office 115. Residence. 115K2. 33-5-71 CONFIDENCE FURNISHED ROOM—to a K. U. girl in return for few hours work a week and help caring for baby. Call 1718 Black. 35-2-74. VARSITY J. R. BECHELT, M. D. Rooms 3 and 4 over McCullen's Residence 1121 Tenn. St. Office, Phone 542. Phone 728. LOST - A packet size, side opening I-Pring-binding notebook, with index. Reward. Return to Homer Rupark. Acomas House, 1225, Iresdor 36-26. LOST—Gabardine raincoat with bait, and buckle gone from sleeve. "Was taken from Brick's Saturday or Sunday of last week." Dweikar. *Dweet. Nightingham.* LOST—Canklin Fountain Pen with gold ring in top, on Ouread street or campus Wednesday morning. Call 1510. PROFESSIONAL CARDS LOST—Four Books in Stahel HIram Eggleston's name in them. In 646 dn. and receive Reward. JOB PRINTING—B. H, Dale, 1027 Mass. DR. H. L. CHAMBERS, Suite 2, Jacky Building. Building General practice. Special attention to nose, throat and ear. Telephone 217. VOCAL AND VIOLIN LESSONS are given by Professor J. A. Patrell at his Cincinnati campus, on Monday, Thursday and Saturday. Phone 1244. LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Exclusive Optometrists). Eyes examined: glasse made. Office 1005 Mass G. W. JONES, A. M., M. D. D. Diseases of the stomach, A. m., and gynecolics 1, P. A. B. D. Blight, residence and hospital, 101. Ohi street. Both phones 55. DRH. REDING, F. A. U. Bidg, Eye, ear, nose, and throat. Special attention to fitting glasses and tonail phone. Phone $13. DR. J. E. WATKINS, Dentist over Bell Bros. Music Store. Phone 183, 927 Mass. St. —is the remarkable reasonableness of price, despite the quality of food you receive. The Oread Cafe A fact that will impress you when you eat at Pavlowa and Nijinsky Simply won't be in it— You'll think you're a solo dancer from the Rushin' Ballet when you dance to the devilmay care, stop - if - you - dare music the violin artist with Haley will put out. Remember the date of the OWL DANCE Robinson Gymnasium Friday, Nov. 7 Admission $1.00 Hours 8 to 12