THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University of Kearns
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Herbert Little ... Sport Editor
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Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1918, at the post office at Lawrence, Kanaas, under the act of March 3, 1873.
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The Daily Kahanan aims to picture undergraduate life of the University of Missouri, but rather than merely print the news he is standing for the ideals the University wants students to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to be self-reliant; to be wiser; to be a leader; to serve the students of the University.
THURSDAY, OCT. 23, 1919.
A MEMORIAL OR NOT;
The longer it is neglected, the harder it will be to raise funds for a memorial in honor of the K. U. student who sacrificed themselves in the World war that free institutions like the University of Kansas might be preserved in America. As time wears on, sentiment is gradually effaced for the practical present and a campaign for funds will meet with less success.
If a memorial is to be erected it should be done this year. It should be done by the classmates and friends of the men with whom they fought side by side until fate decreed that some were to remain on the soil of France while the others were to come back to America, and many of them to the University of Kansas which sent them with a quick realization of the need for men that the fathers and mothers of the men who never came back might have evidence of the appreciation in which these fellow students were held.
While the deeds of these men will never die, but will be a constant inspiration to those for whom they fought, it would be nitting that their work be recorded to influence the thought of those of the next generation, who can never appreciate the true significance of these men's deeds unless they are constantly reminded. Sentiment, which has its origin in a love for the ideals of America such as was fought for in the World War, should be preserve and allowed to develop freely. A memorial, which should be a constant expression of these ideals, would be an influencing factor in the University life of the future.
Let's not be so practical that we would rather invest our money in an evenings entertainment by a band in preference to buying memorial chimes in honor of our heroic dead. A suitable memorial is the only way in which the University of Kansas, through its student body and faculty, can express its feeling for all time in regard to those former students who left in defense of its ideals.
If the leather coats continue to gain favor, we may soon expect to see some enterprising student start a coat shining parlor on Mount Oread.
SCIENCE TO BLAME
Science is forever preventing us from doing things the way our owlads did it, but withal, there is a certain satisfaction attached to living. Old jobs have gone, but new ones have taken their places. We ride in our automobiles, and read with an ever-growing interest about the wonderful
one horse shay; we buy our clothes somewhere down town, and look at pictures of spinning wheels without an overwhelming sense of a lost opportunity. We prefer the hucking bee when it is contained in the fiction of our magazines, and we go to the picture show to find the form of amusement that is most satisfying to the most people.
And still, perhaps some of the picturesexues has departed from life with the advent of science. It was not as it used to be yesterday, when the gang on Massachusetts Street played at football. When the air gave out did the boys eagerly gather 'round while the biggest and busiest of the bunch filled the ball with the power of his own lungs. No, when the "wind" gave out, the gang raced up the block to a free air station.
Multiply the size of the freshman's cap by infinity, and you get the possibility under it.
A LIVE TOPIC
Try outs for the debating squa-
will be held November 4. Twelve
persons will be selected who will represent
the University in the triangular
debate between the Universities of Kansas, Colorado and Oklahoma. The subject to be discussed is "Resolved that the policy embodied in the Anglo-French and Franco-American Treaties is for the best interest of the United States."
The question is of paramount interest; it concerns each and every student on the Hill. Debating offers wonderful advantages for the development of public speaking. At least half a hundred students should try toform the squad. A six minute discussion on either side of the question is all that is required in the contest for places. Hand in your name now, as a contestant, to Prof. H. A. Shinn, of the department of public speaking.
Mental Lapses
"My daughter practices five hours a day," said Mr. Cunroy.
"Surely she will become a great artist."
"I hope so. Anyway, I hope she'll soon get far enough along to join a musical union and strike for shorter hours." -Washington Star.
Rombouth — I dreads you're right.
I heard him say only yesterday he was going to Switzerland for his lungs"—Tit Bits.
Walter—"Mr. Smith left his umbra again. I do believe he would leave his head if it were loose."
"How is it that your friend seems to listen with such good nature to them, how political dissension?"
"He doesn't mind 'em; he was gased in France."—Baltimore American.
Smith—"Who are you working for now?"
Jones—"Same people—wife and five children."-The Passing Show.
Misfortune never strikes twice in the same place—not if it hits hard enough the first time—Richmond Times-Dispatch.
Bit—"So your friend became weakly through a sudden upward movement in oil. What oil stock did he buy?"
Dix—"He didn't buy any. A rich old aunt tried to start a fire with a can of it." —Boston Transcript.
"Ah! that must be why he always looks so worried."—The Passing Show.
There goes Mr. Sharp. I wonder how he made all his money?"
"Heaven knows."
Freddy (who has eaten his apple) let's play at Adam and Eve."
Binks—"The underertrust to that chicken pie you brought me was abominably tough."
Freddy—"You tempt me to eat your apple, and I give way."—Edin burgh, Scotman.
Waiter—"There wasn't any undcrust to that pie, sir; it was servod on a paper plate, and you've eaten it." Detroit News.
Miss Fortyold awake in the middle of the night to find a burglar man snacking her effects. Miss Fortyold has been called into work, self, among other things, upon her courage. Pointing to the door with a dramatic gesture, she exclaimed; "You are my friend."
"I had no intention of taking you!
-Detroit Free Press.
The burglar politely retreated ; step and said:
Upon expert opinion, it is admitted that it is not nearly as pleasing to walk around Kansas City as it was before July 1.
If leather coats worn by aviators tors because they were best suited for high altitudes, their increasing pressure on Mount Oread is easily explained.
out the old overcoat that he expected to wear this year and found that the moths had been holding a banquet on it all summer.
A trio of hunters whose education has been sadly neglected came in the other day with eight mud hens.
Kondall College now wants a game with Harvard. Well a cat can look at a king, can't it?
Topeka now can claim to be the seat of all the optimism. It was resident of that wonder city that thought he would two wives on a check for $75.00 per .
Brewing is an accomplishment of the modern day wife that is not to be squeezed at in Milwaukee bachelor circles.
It is rumored that the reason that Prof. I. M. Broke was so crabbed the other day was that he had just hauled
If the president survives all the bulletins, he will break another president.
"Last Years Clothes Brought Up to Date," says a headline. You couldn't make one of our co-eds believe that.
Postmaster General Burleson says that the efficiency of the post office borders on the miraculous. It does.
The German-Russian forces seem to take lessons from d'Anunnio, who took lessons from Bulgaria, a nation that copied Mexico.
A headline in an Oklahoma paper,
"Lost Hubby Proves to be SOME-
TILLING Else." Well many are, the
heaven doesn't have a case, even
there he doesn't get hurt.
"Regrets follow closely upon the heels of extravagance," so reads a bank advertisement. Every student realizes that why briy it in?
Campus Opinion
All communications to this column must be signed by the writer as evidence of his sincerity. The name will be provided on behalf of the specific Communications are welcome.
Editor, The Kansan:
Should the band men receive credit? That is the question the dean of the various schools of the University are now compelled to confront. If credit is given the band men for play in school, it would be worth paying. Surely the School of Engineering could hardly be expected to grant credit in music. Would not a better plan be to pay the band men for their services? All K. U. is boosting its band, and hopes to see it receive fair treatment, but credit toward a degree is hardy the kind of pay the band men can afford. In some way, in which the men could be paid for their services in some other way? M. E.
Editor, The Kansan:
Why is it that the university senate is always hunting up some old record of a player that they may keep with them? Why can't students into any school activity? An in stance is cited where a football player was recently declared invalible because of failure in allowing him to play. That passed successfully in summer school.
The senate should want to do all that it can do to assist these students on the athletic field; and thereby they would improve the possibilities of participation in athletics. When there is any doubt as to a student being eligible they should give the student the benefit of the doubt and when the student is not eligible they should give him a good chance to become so. The senate could help a great deal if he were to participate in the team in this way and it would be appreciated by the students. It is discouraging to be expecting a strong, line-up in a game and at the last minute hear that some good player is ineligible and can not play. The senate needs a little of the school's power to "protect" it from involvement throughout the University this year.
F. B.
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