THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Gao. A. Montgomery Roger Triplett Marvin Harma Ferdinand Gottlieb Genoa Hunter Hermann Herbert Little BUSINESS STAFF KANSAN BOARD MEMBERS BUSINESS STAFF Harold R. Hall...Business Mgr. Burt Cochran...Advertising Mgr. Floyd Hockenhull...Circulation Mgr. Edgar Hollis Basil Church Kenneth Clark Luther Hangen Walter Heren Subscription price $3.00 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $1.00 for a term of three weeks; 10 days a month; 10 days a week. Entered as second-class mail matter September 19, 1616, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Wisconsin, as part of the Department of Journalism. Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas, The Daily Kaman amu to picture the undergraduate life of the student in a school that is harder than merely printing the news by standing for the ideals of the University. He should be clean; he should be clean; he should be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to be brave; to be wise; to wiser heads; in all, to serve to the best of its ability the students of the university. OUTLAWRY MUST STOP MONDAY, OCT. 13, 1919. The night shirt parade Saturday night from beginning to end was all that could have been wished by the students, and the merchants who contributed generously to its success. It was a high spirited crowd, but it was kept under control. The leaders deserve nothing but praise for their generalship. This is said of the parade, as authorized and carried out according to the program. It is not said in praise of the unauthorized and shameful acts of irresponsible students, who mussed up business fronts on Massachusetts Street hours after the parade had broken up and the prescribed program of the evening had reached an end, and after the responsibility of the leaders had terminated. That a few University students should ever take it into their hands to bring dishonor to the University is to be regretted and condemned. The acts of a few unreasoning students can do more to break up the co-operative spirit and the good will not only of the merchants of Lawrence, but of the people of Kansas, than can be regained in years of patient toil by the University working as a whole. This, disasterous irresponsibility must stop. Some measure must be devised to curb the spirit of students who cannot be trusted. Acts of violence such as occurred Saturday night surely are beyond the dignity of all upperclassmen. Nor can the freshmen be excused from such conduct. This should be a lesson to all the men, new or old. They must be made to understand that the University's honor is not to be saved or maintained by outlaws and outlawy; that school spirit is something different from mob spirit is something different from mobs of loyalty is inexcessible ignorance and cannot be tolerated in the University of Kansas. BETTER AMUSEMENT The first number of the concert course will take place in a few weeks. This course is one of the most broadening and educational phases of University life, and affords some of the best entertainment available during the school year. It takes no more time from work than an incidental trip to the movies, costs less than the movies in proportion to the value received, but gives the students something to remember. A good concert makes a lasting impression, it gives food for thought and provides a topic for conversation. One is not able to remember many picture shows, and the more trivial forms of amusement slip from the mind in a few days. Instead of joining a crowd to talk away an evening in someone's room, why not go to at least the first number of this concert course and see if entertainment on a higher plane does not help cultivate the desire for more knowledge of finer things? SAFE, QUICK AND SURE SAVE, QUICK AND SCORE Governor Allen's plan for providing the state schools and the denominational schools of the state with much needed dormitories, is a forward-business proposition. It is not surprising that the plan was approved by the educational leaders of the state, who are best fitted to judge of the need for such improvements. It is one of the perplexities of representative government that such a measure ever should find a moment's opposition in the legislature, but opposition there surely will be, and the dormitory bill will hang by a thread before it is passed, if indeed it does pass. The plan proposed by Governor Allen provides that there be legislative enactment permitting the issuance of bonds, the money to be used for the building of dormitories without recourse to appropriations. The income from the dormitories is to be pledged to a sinking fund for the payment of bonds when due and for a reasonable per cent of interest. When paid for, the dormitories would become the property of the state. If the taxation amendment to be presented to the voters at the next election passes, the bonds issued could be made tax free, thus stimulating wide investment in the bonds. The plan is a safe, quick and sure way to get dormitories. But this is only half of it. A safe, quick and sure way to get the Kansas legislature lined up for the schools is the other half. Mental Lapses Mrs. Dix—"I was ashamed of you, plhram, to see you尘 the chair you on at ont Heshahw. I saw her ittle boy watching you." Dix—I saw him, too. I'm too old a fish to be caught on a bent pin-- Bighty (London). LLOYD GEORGE'S REWARD A country koyel dropt in at an English tavern and overheard some conversation which led him to remark to St. George's, as "This is so St. George's, be it," he? "Well, I be English, but billed if I knew they'd made 'im a saint,' cackled the old gaffer raising his hands to his to you, David." - Boston Transcript ACQUIRING POLISH "Frances," the little girl's mama, who was entertaining callers in the parlor, "you came down-stairs no soilsily that you could be heard all over the house. Now go back and down-stairs like a lady." Frances retired and after a few moments reentered the parlor. "Did you hear me come down-stairs his time, mama?" "No, dear; I am glad you came down quietly. Now, don't let me let have to tell you again not to come down noisily. Now tell these ladies how loud it is and let them make a laugh at the second time, when the first time you made so much noise." "The last time I slid down the hanters," explained Frances.—Philadelphia Bulletin. Rock Chalk Rimes By W F E OBSERVATIONS Did you see the little girl with a dress, That so nicely matched her curl I confess. Did you ever take a walk with a friend, And as you walked along, Wormed your way through the thong. Did you notice all the mock in the end? And it also matched her skin That it set your mind awhirl with distress? Then another maiden wore at her throat, But it was so very thin, And it also matched his skin. Just a stroll for the talk you could spend. Now a man with a grip hoves in sight, Bought for just about five francs. remote, Rought for, just about five On old sunny France's banks, A German cross and nothing more— what a goat! Been away for a trip overnight, Package under his right arm But you know it has no harm What her soldier boy of yore, far remote Prohibition has its grip far too tight Arthur Guiterman never loved your plains!— I want my hills—'the trail That scorns the hollow, Up up the ragged hale Where few will follow, ne never loved your plains! Your gentle valleys. Your drowy country lanes And pleased alleys. HILLS Up, over wooded crest And mossy boulder With strong thigh, haeving chest, And swinging shoulder. So let me hold my way, by nothing halted. Until, at close of day, I stand急. High on my hills of dream— Dear hills that know me! And then, how fair will seem The lands below me. How pure, at vesper-time. The far bells chiming! Give, god me hills to climb, And strength for climbing! Campus Opinion All communications to this column must be signed by the writer as evidence. The name will be used if the author agrees. Communications are welcome. The good old bunch of K. U rooters were out to practice the other night—all six of them. If about 2500 fans attended Saturday's game on Saturday, why can't about one-seventh of that number show up at least once per week to see an hour of action faster and better than that of a player against against against the Varsity at nothing per? The exercise and outdoor run will not hurt any student, there is a good chance to see and get a closeup of your shoulder. You should also know the names of the players, so that you will not have to on every play in the big games, "What is that follower?" Editor The Daily Kansan:— Are the students going to let more men suit up for daily practice than there are spectators? There's lots of people who aren't entirely varant, some old grad is going to drop in and start the rumor that K. U. is having secret practice. On Other Hills Why not a big turnout to every afternoon's practice from now on? President Taft has returned to Yale after serving a year on the War Labor Board. The senior class of the University of Nebraska has elected a woman student as president She is Miss Carolyn Reed. H. L. Yale University has found tennis to be so popular this fall that forty-eight new courts are being constructed. Princeton is continuing interclass baseball this fall from its spring schedule, baseball being exceedingly important among the students of the school. The Japanese students at the Ui- niversity of Pennsylvania have organiz- ed a Japanese club. Several promi- sions of this group are represented at the University. Seven hundred freshmen paraded around the gridiron at Columbia Saturday when requested to by the cheen leader. After the march the line gave the varity yell and returned to their seats. The University of Nebraska is expecting King Albert and Queen Elizabeth of Belgium to attend the Oklahoma-Nebraska football game there. The university's board that reservations for the royal party have already been made. "Con" Hoffmann, K. U. Y.M.C.A. secretary and "Dad" Elliott, former K. U. secretary are listed as two of the Nebraska Y.M.C.A. C.A.F. conference. "Big Enrollment Handicaps Frosh Gymnasium Work"—Ohio State Lan-tern. ENROLLEMENT AT OTHER UNIVERSITIES Columbia 20,000 Harvard 4,000 Michigan 9,000 Ohio State 6,188 Connecticut 5,000 'owa 5,000 "Football Prospects Above Par."— Ottawa Campus. "Savitation Army Drive Launched On Campus."—Daily Northwestern. "Junior Organize Fresh For Rush"—Columbia Scientist "Salvation Army Drive Launched eave." Daily. Northwestern HEADLINES FROM THE COLLEGES "Eight More Influenza Suspects"— Evening Missourian. "Chess Candidates to Report At Earl Hall"-Columbia Spectator. HUM-BUG EDUCATORS The steady deterioration in the character and capacity of college presidents remains one of the unheeded warnings of the time in the United States. The college president is responsible for the decay of the intellectual life of the nation. The finest minds of the country, in their young and formative period, come and indirectly under his influence and far too much influence from an state of plaid mental inferiority. The cult of mental second-rateness is due to the fostering care of the system promoted by our college presidents who are in a conspiracy against knowledge. Hence education in our country is dominated by a school to which efficiency must be subordinated to results that have no relation to it. The course is the main success according to his false standards and not to the success of the youths who are swayed by the system he fosters. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS He covers this degeneration with a screen of deceptions that deceive the laymen and the inexperi. The college president is a maker of glb phrases, a master of certain genial social arts connected with the management of a particular type of board or faculty. In the end he becomes sly, fazing his writing by including immanent phrases as smiling humbug. The college graduates go out into the world with diplomas that give them a false standing—certificates of artificial merit bolstering up ignorance. Everywhere in America we see signs of the harm done by this system—second-rate administration, paeudocheficiency and arant humbug in high places in both the business, the political and the professional worlds. There can be no form until the system of choice whose president is altered entirely or until the college president himself is deprived of his present weight and authority—Current Opinion. For Rent For Sale Lost Found Help Wanted Situation Wanted Telephone K. U. 66 Or call at Daily Kaa as Business Office Classified Advertising Rates Minimum charge, one insertion one insertion, three insertions three insertions, five insertions insertion, three, three insertions insertion, three, three insertions five words, one cent a word, first insertion, one-half cent a word, classified card rates given classified card rates given WANT ADS Twenty-five cents bookkeeping fee added unless paid in cash. LOST—Jacket of a navy blue suit, either in Chem Bldg, or on K. U. car. Finder please call 1616 Red. Re- ward. 20-5-39. LOST—A Tem-point fountain pen on the Hill Thursday. Return to Kansan Office, Reward. 21-5-40 LOST—Organic Chem, sub book, leather bound note book. Leave at Kansan Office. WANTED—Two university students to take over K. C. Post routes. Four hours daily work. Good work. Pay. Apply to Mnookin 1135 Teen. Phone 1277. PROFESSIONAL CARDS LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Exclusive Optometrist). Eyes examined; glasses made. Office 1095 Mass. DRHL. REDING, F. A. U. Bing, Ege. ear, nose, and throat. Special attention to fitting glasses and tonail work. Phone 513. G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D. Diseases of the stomach, surgery, and gynecology. Suite 1, F. A. U. Hld. Residence Room, 1018. Oblie Street. Borkh phone 35. DR. H. L. CHAMBERS, Suite 2, Jackson Building. General Special attention to nose, throat and ear. Telephone 217. DR. J. E. WATKINS, Dentist over Bell Bros. Music Store. Phone 183. 927 Mass. St. H. W. HUTCHINSON, Dentist. 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St. All the Fellows hang out at Aubrey's Place next door to Narsity Theatre —there's a sort of a fellowship that will attract you. PATRONIZE KANSAN ADVERTISERS O-O-O-O-O-H! But they're good! You can get them at THE DOUGHNUT SHOP DIRECTLY OPPOSITE COURT HOUSE "TAKE A DOZEN HOME" Gertrude glibly gushed___ when she admitted___ Over her just discovered solitaire___ that he put it on while dining at___ "BRICKS'' you know— The Oread Cafe VON'S CANDY SHOP —just another indication of the wisdom of taking her to "Bricks." - A place to meet - A place for sweets —Take your date to Von's— She would suggest it if it wasn't impolite! PATRONIZE KANSAN ADVERTISERS a package before the war a package during the war a package NOW THE FLAVOR LASTS SO DOES THE PRICE! 157