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JUNE 6,1919.
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University
EDITORIAL SKIFFS
Editor-In-Chief...Edgar L. Hollis
Associate Editor...Fred R. Gottlieb
New York Editor...Jessie L. Wyatt
Chicago Editor...Mary Harvin
P. T. Editor...Nadine Blair
Society Editor...Delva Shores
Sport Editor...Herbert Little
Assistant Sport Editor...Walter Heren
BUSINESS STAFF
BUSINESS STAFF
Adv. Mgr... Lucile McNaughton
Asst' Adv. Mgr... Ouy W. Frazier
Circulation Mgr... Harold R. Hall
KANSAN BOARD MEMBERS
F. L. Hockenbill Geneva Hunter
Luther Hangen Kenneth Clark
Mary Smith Mary Sahoo
Fred Richig Basil T. Church
Joseph Jennery
C. H. Cahen Emily Ferris
Charles Slawson Earlin Allen
Entered an second-class mull matter September, 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence. Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879.
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The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of students and to further than merely the idea of the news by standing for the ideas the University wants to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to solve serious problems to wiser heads in all, to serve to educate the students of the University.
THE WEATHER
Fair tonight and Saturday; no change in temperature.
THE JAYHAWKER
The 1919 Jayhawker, the Peace Book, is out.
And it came out when the editors said it would.
Here's to it!
It's a great book, all the way through. It fulfills its press agent promise — to picture the life of the University during the year of the end of the war and the beginning of the peace and the life of the S. A. T. C. It sums up well this strangest and most difficult year in the history of the University of Kansas.
Its dedication is to the alumi and students of the University who died in service overseas, killed in battle or died of wounds. It is a fitting thing that the Peace Book should be theirs.
Throughout the Jayhawker's pages, in the mixture of khaki and navy blue and civilian, is the prophecy of the return to normal times. The editors have pictured the changing time for all University students to read and remember.
The editor and manager of the Jayhawkier have done a big thing. They have put out a book in a year when many colleges and universities considered it impossible. Both worked under difficulties which seemed almost insurmountable. Both were service men, the manager in the medical reserve corps and the editor returning from an officers' training camp. The time they had was short and the financial risk was great. Student support was uncertain. University life was unorganized. In a surprisingly short time they gathered together the record of the University and put it in readable and attractive form. Owing to their persistence and determination K. U. has a Jayhawkier.
Again we say here's to it!
OKLAHOMA RULED OUT
Oklahoma, for years a school with very high athletic standing in the middle and southwest, was refused admittance to the Missouri Valley Athletic Conference at a meeting at Ames last week on the grounds that athletics there were not fully under faculty control and that it was against the policy of the Valley Conference to accept such a school. Oklahoma, realizing the conditions, has already taken steps to give their faculty full control of athletics and will make another trial at the next meeting of the Conference officials in December.
Other than the non-faculty control objection, there can be no other reason why Oklahoma should not be a fall-feleded member of the Conference next winter. The institution at Norman has always been up to the Valley standard in every form of athletics and has frequently beaten Valley teams in football, although there have been few track meets, basketball and baseball games or tennis matches between them and Conference schools.
If Oklahoma is admitted at the December meeting of the Conference officials, it will mean a decided addition to the strength of the Missouri Valley in athletics. The Valley now is made up of large mid-western universities, and Oklahoma, with an enrollment of nearly two thousand, is of the same type as the others. There is no doubt but that the athletic strength of the southern school will warrant Missouri Valley rating, as Oklahoma has had undefeated teams in football, basketball and track during the past season. There seems to be little doubt but that Oklahoma will be a member of the Missouri Valley Athletic Conference after December.
WHO WON THE WAR?
The film weekly was showing how the war was won. Belgian platoons marched across the screen, then came lines of Frenchman, followed by close-ups of British heavy artillery. Not a sound in the house indicated approval or disapproval, although the display of flags gave opportunity for applause.
But when a detachment of American dough-boys "as skirmishers" flickered across the screen there was prolonged hand-clapping.
Next came Peace Conference scenes. A smiling Lloyd George, a dignified Premier Orlando, and a grizzled Premier Clemenceau flashed in turn upon the screen. The audience remained quiet.
But when President Wilson alighted from a carriage before them, the audience applauded.
Won who the war anyway? Didn't America have a few Allies who helped things along a little? American troops did noble work, but Belgians, French and English were fighting our battles for nearly three years before we went in. So why not give them a little recognition?
DO STUDENTS LIKE PROFS?
A contemporary college paper recently printed a humorous "Examination for Profs" in which one requirement was, "Write for an hour on what the average student thinks of you. Be specific."
There is something more than a bit of humor in the question. What would instructors write were they given such an assignment? Or do they know what students think of them?
How many K. U. professors could write truthfully of remarks they had overheard such as, "Say, that old boy is a regiar guy, isn't he?" He makes his course interesting and shows that he's a real human, too? Unfortunately not many.
Students respect an instructor who sees things as they do, and because of the broadness of his views cannot be imposed upon. They have little regard for the class who are professors always; they want to consider the human side, too. Advice as a result of the instructor's experience is always welcome to students if it is not given in a moralizing manner. And before the student has been in a course more than a week he usually has the teacher sized up pretty well.
But if called on to be frank with regard to themselves, there are a large number who would be forced to tell of students who were convinced they weren't getting a square deal in the instructor's classes, that they considered him academic, that they thought he piled on the assignments because he did not know they were taking any other courses.
The modern advertiser has given American literature and art a new character—the Underwear Man. He has his headquarters in the back sections of the warm weather magazines, where the stories come to their happy endings. An advertiser of a few years ago used an entirely masculine family of seven or eight members, ranging from Dad, in a forty-four, to Sonny, in a size seven. This family has apparently grown up, gone to college, joined golf clubs, and finally broken into the magazines.
Some Underwear Men wear the kind which causes them to appear punctured full of tiny holes, but most members of the race wear garb of the bwd type. The Underwear Man climbing out of a transparent envelope with a placard in his hand is popular just now, ranking second only to the one-column gentleman who stands with arms akimbo in loose-fitting undies in all the magazines.
The Underwear Man, compatted with the dressed-up man, also plays an important part in modern advertising art. We seen them in pairs, sliding for the plate, hoeing in the garden, going around tackle and beating rugs. The latest achievement is the underwear company which, carrying rifles, marches through a victory arch before a cheering crowd, led by a captain who is a good soldier and believes in the union (suit) forever.
In order to show how it gives, we are given intimate glimpses into the masculine boudoir. Most of the characters have just discarded bath robes and stand aloft in the brand the reader must always ask for to be sure of the best. A current favorite is the Underwear Man who is helping a lady set out tomato plants. Being in such a place the artist could not show all the man's underwear, so has merely removed the salient portion of his trousers. The lady stands idly by, apparently unaware of the short-comings in her friend's costume.
THE UNDERWEAR MAN
If returned soldiers weren't so idle
we would not think of them so often.
The Underwear Lady, wearing some just like brother's, also attracts some attention, but the Underwear Man occupies the center of the stage.
No wonder Wilson is criticised by the professor. He was formerly a college professor.
Just what sort of memorial would living memorial be?
A man is as old as he looks, a woman is usually older.
There's a lot in a name if you fail
o spell it correctly.
Lots of hot air go into cold type on editorial pages.
A good student gets his lessons but the A student reads the outside assignments also.
What becomes of all of the pretty babies?
Some newspapers have to color their stories to make them interesting.
Some editorial writers show their punch in their work, others show their style.
If short stories were shorter they would be more appreciated.
Don't find out whether you are right in matters of fact but just write your narrow contracted opinion. This column was established for the purpose of publishing all hearsaey and radical sentiments. Beware of the truth.
All communications to this column must be signed by the writer as evidence of his sincere. The name will be printed on the author's specifications. Communications are welcome.
Toledo is getting a lot of publicity now, but a Kansan is the couse.
Do not sign your name to a compus opinion as it might hurt your reputation socially, politically, or scholastically. This column is for people who are afraid to stand up for their convictions.
Campus Opinion
If you don't believe a tale you can repeat it just the same.
If you can't get an audience in any other way and want to express your sentiments write a communication to the Daily Kansan.
Make your comments just as foolish and impossible as you can as they are entertaining to the readers of the column.
The Kansan Critic.
Last of all don't let this column be a representation of sound opinions and the feeling in "do so might cause the editor to withdraw the column from the paper."
If you hear that the Student Council, Senate or the W.S.G.A., didn't do their work just right be sure to get involved in this column. Wild ideas are wanted.
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WANT ADS
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LOST—Yellow and gold Topaz be-
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LOST-A P. A. D. Pin. Finder please
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LOST—A fountain pen with silver
flingree trimmings on campus Wednesday.
Finder please phone 290.
159.2.200
LOST-Waterman Safety Pen. Horace D. Moore engraved on barrel. Return to 745 Misissippi. Reward.
152-2-201.
WANTED - Steward for summer school. Call 2344 Blue, 152-2-82.
.OST - A gold wrist watch probably
can be called at 12:48
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FANG DRESSMAKING and glide seams.
BROOKLYN HOME. PHOTO:
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C. E. ORELUP, M. D., Eye, ear, nose, and throat. Glass work guaranteed. Phone 445. Dick Building.-Adv.
THREE students, men or women wanted for traveling position during vacation. Position permanent if desired. Applicant must have pleasing personality and be able to meet public. Address V. R. Care Kansan.
HOTEL SAVOY
Kansas City, Mo.
Absolutely clean
Convenient location
Good Cafes, moderate prices
Taxi 148
A MAN'S looks dont wholly depend on the clothes he wears; the man himself has something to do with it.
So far as "clothes make the man," we're making some of the best looking men in town.
Calls Answered early or late.
Moak & Hardtarfer
Conklin and
L. E. Waterman
Fountain Pens
McCOLOCH'S DRUG STORE
McCOLLOCH'S DRUG STORE 847 Mass.
Taxi 12
'PHONE "One-two"
PROTCH
The College Tailor 833 Mass. St.
CITIZENS STATE BANK Deposits guaranteed. THE UNIVERSITY BANK Why not carry your accounts here?
S CHULZ the T A I L O R
917 Mass. St. Phone 914
SUITING YOU is my business
Liberty Tube and Tire Co.
Opposite Masonic Bldg. Phone 991
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Get the "Russell Tire Service"
Every Job a Masterpiece
ED. W. PARSONS
Repairing and engraving
diamonds, watches and cut glass
jeweler 725 Mass. St.
Your Trunk
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if you call
Red Ball Transfer
PHONE 82
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