UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
MAY 23,1919.
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University
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UVERNITY DAILY KANSAN
Lawrence, Kansas
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September, 17, 1916, at the post office at
Lawrence. Kannas, under the act of
March 3, 1879.
The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the university merely by printing the news, by standing for the ideals the University stands for, by to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be good; to solve problems to wiser hands; in all, to serve to the students of the University.
FRIDAY, MAY 23, 1919.
THE WEATHER
Partly cloudy and unsettled tonight and Saturday; probable local showers in southeast portion.
GET OUT THAT KHAKI UNI FORM
Many an overseas man has returned to the University since the armistice was signed. He returns to find a large number of the men he knew before he left back at the old grind in the classroom. Little does he know that they, too, have served in the army somewhere. Back in "cits" once more, there are no traces to show service in the Great War.
May 30 our own Memorial Day is the day we have set aside in which to bold dear in our memory all of our brave men who remained in France, never to return again, and those who gave up their lives on this side of the ocean, victims of the influenza and accident.
Every man who has seen service some time, somewhere, during the Great War, has been asked to wear his uniform. Surely it will be a fitting Memorial Day, if each man will but make it so by getting out his discarded uniform, which was once the only suit he cared to wear, and denning it in memory of his comrades who also wore the khaki.
The student with the creative mind suggests that some inventor should fix the classroom student bore like a telephone, so that the instructor, like central, can cut off his monotonous repetition of language at any time.
The Lawrence city commissioners are troubled because the interurban cars are speeding within the city limits on the north side. Perhaps some student should hold the stop watch on the U street cars to see if they are speeding and endangering the lives of University people.
"THE NON-PARTISAN PLAN"
The farmers of North Dakota, organized as the Non-Partisan League, have recently enacted some of the most socialistic legislation that this country has ever known. Rising up in revolt against what they termed the "rough stuff" being "put over" on them by the railroads and the grain buyers, they formed this league which last year succeeded in acquiring control of the state government.
Their new laws are designed to alleviate social conditions in North Dakota by giving the state the power to engage in any kind of business which it considers is being unfairly conducted under private management. To organize and direct these businesses, a state commission with the Governor or as Chairman has been appointed. Provision has been made for state
owned banks, elevators, insurance companies and a progressive income tax designed to shift most of the burden of taxation to the rich where the farmers say it properly belongs. Already, the farmers are beginning to consider themselves as crusaders engaged in a Holy War against entrenched capital and are remodeling their state government as they see fit.
Their attempt to erect a socialistic state is being watched with a good deal of interest by the Kansas farmers. If it is a good thing they want it, but they want to see "how it works" before they adopt the plan.
A tug-of-war between the sophmores and freshmen at the University of Michigan took place last week. Michigan students must be rough. Yes, they may even be allowed to be so naughty as to paint freshmen for not wearing freshman caps.
THE GAMES ARE MONDAY AND TUESDAY
At the Kansas-Aggie baseball series at Manhattan Monday and Tuesday a large crowd turned out. The games were good ones. The Aggies, with some spirited rooting behind them won the first game, 1 to 0. A larger crowd than the first one attended the second game to help the Aggies make it two straight, but Kansas rose out a victory, 2 to 1. If Kansas wins two games from the Aggies next week which will be played on McCook Field Monday and Tuesday, she will have a good chance for the championship. The team will do its part, if the students will do theirs. It is the last chance to see the Kansas team in action this season, for the next weel the team closes the season at Ames. The cheerleader will be at the game. Let's give the team our support!
Seventy-five per cent of the students must vote on the honor system if it is a success. Twenty-five per cent of the students were sufficiently interested in the movement to attend the convocation. The seventy-five per cent were at Brick's drinking coke or at home knitting on sweaters. If they are not interested enough in such school matters to attend the all-University convocation will they be interested enough to vote next week? Is K.U. really as low as it is painted by outsiders just at present?
THE PRIVATE SPEAKS
Unpopular officers are becoming more numerous with every edition of a home-town weekly. The boys with red stripes sewed securely to their sleeves feel free to talk. Having exhausted the subject of the drive and the French girls, they turn naturally to the thing uppermost in their recollections of army life, the fact that they had to obey orders from lucky dogs with bars and leaves and eagles. Before the war closed it was the non-coms who suffered the slings and arrows of the privates' discontent. They dared discuss the sergeant while the colonel almost awed them. Furthermore, close association with the non-commissioned officers gave the men a better opportunity to see their faults and errors. When they got out they were going to lay for the corp and the sergeant, and make 'em see that Sherman was right.
But when they really got out and began to talk to the home folks, it didn't sound big enough to complain about a more sergeant. The boys had to recount the midemeaden of a captain at the least if they were to be properly respected by the listening community. "That captain didn't even know enough to get the orders right," they would begin. "Come to think of it, I bet the orders were wrong, too. The general was awful funny. They say he made lots of mistakes, got things all mixed up and sent a good many poor fellows to their finish."
So the stories grew, and unpopular officers are legion. The sergeant has escaped, but some of his superior officers are losing their perfectly good and perfectly merited reputations.
The Muse Rampant
Ventures in Original Verse
Did you ever sit in class
And look at the necks of the
Fifty students up in front?
The masculine necks
With crushed soft collars,
And the lady necks
Most of them half-powdered
And the rest of them
A la naturelle.
And you had suddenly wonder
Whether you had taken the time
To wash the back
Of yours?
Church Directory
If Your Church is not Listed Here Call the Kansan
First Presbyterian: Ninth and Vernor-
mount. Sunday School at 13 a.m.
Morning services at 11 a.m. m, Union
evening services with the Congregational Church. Rev. A. E. Blech will preach.
Printhy Episcopi: Terry and Vermont Sunday School at 10 a.m. m. Morning worship and address by the Rev. E. A. Edwardsa on "Good Cheer" at 11 a.m. m. At the evening service at the Church, he gives a series of talks on "Our War Experiences." The first subject is "With the British Lion."
First Christmas: Tenth and Kentucky.
Sunday School 10 a. m., Morning services at 11 a. m., Annual memorial day for Gaill, and auxiliary services in the Llandermorpha in American History:
by Rev. M. Lee Sorey, pastor, All soldiers served at 6 p.m., All soldiers served at 8 p.m. Evening services at 5 p.m., Program by a number of students, Callers for both service and reception of Professor W. B. Downing.
Christin Selecet Thirteenth and Massachusetts. Sunday School at 10 a.m.
m. Morning service at 11 a.m. m. The subject will be "Soul and Body."
First Methodist: Teeth and Vermouth
Sunday School at 10 a.m. Morning
services at 11 a.m. Subject of service
will be "Blighty." NJ Subject will
be "Blighty." Ewleague School
at 7 p.m. The subject will be "The
Marks of a Soldier," and the leader
is Harold Constant. Subject for
service at 9 p.m. "Achievement."
**uflairman:** Twelfth and Vermont.
Sunday morning services at 10:30 a.m.
m. The Rev. James, President of the Society for the Friendless for Kansas and Missouri, will talk about his man's刚 discharged from prison
called Brethren: Seventh and Vermont, Sunday School at 10 o'clock
Morning services at 11 o'clock, Rev. N. H. Huffman, pastor.
trinity Lutheran One block east of Court House, Sunday School or 15 a.m. Morning Services at 11 a.m. Gymnasium, Monday from 10 a.m. to 10 a.m. Ivory B., G. Staffer, master
Friends: Tenth and Delaware. Sunday
School at 10 a.m. Morning. Sne-
vice at 11 o'clock. Mrs. Susan Wil-
cox, pastor.
Seventh Day Adventists: Tenth and New York Streets, A. K. Haydon, elder. Pray meeting Friday at 7:45 p.m. M. Sabbath school at 10 a.m., church meetings at 11 n. m. Yeshiva People's meeting at 12 n. m. People's meeting Special service Sunday at 8. p. m., conducted by E. Jordan; subject: The Seven Seals
Cora had just seen her first green worm, the kind commonly known as a "alur." Rushing into the house she cried:
When down town call in at Weide-
manns for that dish of cream or drink
at the fountain.
"Oh, mamma, mamma, come see the dill pickle that is walking around out in the yard!"—Exchange.
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WANT ADS
FOR RENT—Fraternity house. 1333
Tenn. St. Phone 802. 142-51-82
LOST-Alpine Delta Phi sorrority pin.
Initialize I, R, on back. Call 750.
Write to Ethernet port 19.
LOST-Pair rimless spectacles, toric lenses.-Friday afternoon between Fraser Hall and 13th and Oread. Return to Kansan office. **482.51**
LOST-O Quill with initials E. G.
on back. Reward. Call 2738 Rd.
Back. Reward. Call 2738 Rd.
FOUND—Fountain pen. Owner can reclaim same by calling 2397 Black.
WANTED—Ten University students for special educational and institute work, which will be profitable and interesting to the right party. For any student in government for Friday or Saturday to Thomas A. Neal, Eldredge Hotel. 144-218-8.
POSITION open for college trained men and women. Salary and expenses. Phone 1308 Blue. 144*5-187.
PROFESSIONAL
LAWRENCE OPTICAL CO. (Exclusive)
to FAX 817-260-3999
examines ground
glass and flat panel
examines reflective
glass for light transmission
G. W. JOENES, A. M, M. D., Diseases of
the stomach, surgery and gynecology,
J. P. A. U. Hldg. Residence and
hospital, 1219 Ohio St. Bath
physicians 35.
FANCY DRESSMARKING and plain sew-
ing. Reasonable prices, 16 W. 9th St.
Phone 1121 Red, before 9 A. M. and
after 6 P. M.
J. R. BECHTEI, M. D. Rooms 3 and
4 over mcColletti 847 Mass. St.
DR. H. REDING—F A. U. Blag, Eye
hours 9 * to 1. Phone 513.
JOB PRINTING=B. H. Dale, 1927 Mass
St., Phone 228
When buying chocolate specifies "Johnstons Favorites" and get the very best obtainable. Rankins Drug Store—Adv.
Talk it over with Clayton, 133.—Adv
Hotel Kupper
Kansas City, Mo.
Your class parties will not be complete without candy and cream from Wiedemanns.—Adv.
To preserve the teeth and gums use pyrous. Rangins—Adv.
We make our own candies and chocolates to be good must be fresh. Wiedemanns. - Adv.
Our own fresh chocolates in plain and fancy boxes. Also Elmieri and Whiting's.
SUITING YOU is my business
Engraved Cards for Commencement A. G. ALRICH Thesis Binding
SCHULZ the TAIL O L 17 Mass. St. Phone 51
Convenient to the shopping and Theatre District especially hardy for indices being at Eleventh and McGee. Cafe in connection paying special attention to banquets.
WALTER S. MARS, Mgr.
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Why not carry your accounts here?
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CITIZENS STATE BANK Deposits guaranteed. THE UNIVERSITY BANK
You smack your lips over it,
because you like its taste, its quality,
its genuine gratification. It satisfies thirst.
736 Mass. St. Phone 288
AUGUST J. PIERSON
CIGAR STORE
A full line of cigars, tobacco and pipes, also pipe repairs.
902 Mass.
Drop in to the
Demand the genuine by full name
— nicknames encourage submission.
THE COCA-COLA CO.
Atlanta, Ga.
Nobody has ever been able to successfully imitate it, because its quality is indelibly registered in the taste of the American public.
ED. W. PARSONS Repairing and engraving diamonds, watches and cut glass.
Jeweler
725 Mass. S
Taxi 12
'PHONE
"One-two"
Liberty Tube and Tire Co.
Opposite Masonic Eldg. Phone 991
VULCANIZING
PROTCH
The College Tailor
833 Mass. St.
Tires Re-Soled and Re-Treaded
Get the "Russell Tire Service"
Every Job a Masterpiece
Taxi 148 Calls Answered early or late. Moak & Hardtarfer
Conklin and L. E. Waterman Fountain Pens McCOLLOCH'S DRUG STORE 847 Mass.
HOTEL SAVOY
Kansas City, Mo.
Absolutely clean
Convenient location
Good Cafes, moderate price
PALACE BARBER SHOP
The Most Sanitary Shop in Town
FRANK VAUGHN, Prop.
730 Mass.
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Black Helmet DANCE
Tomorrow Night
Fraternal Aid Hall
8:30
$1.50