UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 29,1919. 1 1 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University EDITORIAL STAFF EDITORIAL Editor-In-Chief H. H. Samson Associate Editor...Basil Church News Editor... Editorial Editor...Emily Ferris T. Editorial...Ferdinand Gottlieb Sinclair Editor...Earline Allen Spool...John Montgomery BUSINESS STAFF Adv. Manager ... Loache N McNaughton Adv. Director ... Herman C Hanges Mission Star ... Herman C Hanges Amplory Roby R. Hal Charles Slawson Bolya Shores Marvin Harms "Geneva Hunter" KANSAN BO P Lutze Hookmullin B Latouche Mary Smith J Mary Smith Jesus Weyn Jesse Weyn Subscription price $2.00 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $1.00 for a term of the academic months; 40 cents a month; 16 cents a month. Entered as second-class mail matter September, 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence. Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students in the Department of Arts or the University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, Bell K. U. 22 and 66 The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate students to go further than merely printing the news by standing for them. So why not favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be brave; to have more serious problems to wiser heads; in all, to serve to the university and the student's affiliation of the University. TUESDAY, APRIL 29,1919. THE WEATHER Generally fair tonight and to-morrow, preceded by showers. Extreme east portion warmer tonight; warmer in northwest portion tomorrow. "DAD" IS COMING Are you interested in social life, journalism, fraternities, athletics and other phases of University Life? Have you felt that these various activities are not producing what they should? Is their output worth the organization? If you are interested, then you are interested in "Dad" Elliott, who is coming here Thursday and Friday. "Dad" will answer these questions and more, he will make you squirm in your seat when he hits exactly what is wrong with you. Why "Dad" can get next to a man, it is impossible to say. He shakes a student by the hand, looks him in the eye, and the chances are that "Dad" can tell that student exactly what is wrong with him. He gets right under the skin, and he doesn't only tell you what's wrong, but he makes you think. "Dad" Elliott is a college man himself. He went through four grilling years of football, playing end with the same grit and determination that has made him a favorite among students of the universities and colleges. He won honors in the Oratorical Contest, and ran the hundred in ten-one. A man who can do all these, is in a position to know student life. "Dad" can easily tell the fraternities what is wrong with them. He is a fraternity man himself. "Dad" knows the weaknesses in the athletic system. He knows the wrongs of student social life. "Dad" will be here. He will come across with some talks that will hit straight home, will make you angry, will make you doubt. At any rate he will make you think. You can't afford to miss him! The question now worrying the public is 'What is the Shimmy?' One K. U. woman upon being told that she was violating the mayor's order of 'No shimmy allowed' said that she could do the dance, but that she wasn't. The best motto for the law-abiding person is 'Step straight ahead.' If you follow this you are safe. THIS TO YOU, HI MARKEM DOWN The fifth Victory Loan went over the top at K.U. the first day and it is still going. The University of Kansas did not wait for the inspiraton of the overseas tank and the speakers who came with it, to come across with their share of the big drive. We have congratulated ourselves with perfect right on our generosity. Let us give the credit to the men who deserve it. The K.U. professor has born the brunt of the drive. He has put his hand in his pocket willingly, and taken out a generous part of his savings to give to the cause in which he believed. He didn't wait until he had heard fifty four minute speeches. He did it voluntarily, the first day. The professor and instructor is a constant source of wit and humor for one generation of students after another. It is easy enough to pick him to pieces, to caricature him, to magnify his faults, and to accuse him of having no school spirit. But let's give him his share of praise when he deserves it. He has shown the right spirit in boosting the Liberty Loan and has marked K.U. as a school, willing and eager to do its share. Here's to you, Hi Markem Down. Why aren't there more University women enrolled in the courses of public speaking? Maybe an increased enrollment in this department would help get rid of the idea that lisping and baby talk are accomplishments, as a good many women now seem to think. MUST TENNIS STOP? "I dus hate to hear it, don't 'oo?' With the advent of Spring comes the desire for outdoor exercise. Tennis has always been a favorite Spring sport for both the men and the women at the University. This year, however, there are no courts upon which to play. In previous years nine courts back of the barracks were used by the students and faculty. These courts were all filled from early in the afternoon until dark, so popular was the sport. But this year these courts cannot be used as they were ruined by the building of the barracles and cannot be fixed until the barracles are removed. The only remaining University courts are those South of the gymnasium. Here there is room for five courts, enough for twenty persons to play tennis at one time. These courts must be fixed before they can be used. The needed repairs are not great and the expense would be but a trifle. In view of the demand for tennis courts and the absence of them, the Athletic Association should repair these courses at once. The dove of peace is a patient old bird.—Washington Star. There is a large majority of people in this world who base their judgments of other men by the way they conduct themselves before others. This judgment is of course some times at variance with the true state of affairs, for the man in public action is often a different person from the same man in his private thinking. Since mere mortals cannot lift the cover on a man's thoughts at will we cannot blame them for turning to a more objective field of information Granting then that it is only fair that you should be appraised at the face value of your public actions, how far above or below par would they place you? That is the question each man might profitably consider—The Tar Harl, North Carrillina. lusting Go to this world a grand old place. —Daily Texan. LIFE But each affliction flanked with a blessing bound, There's space for misery, horror and disease. Life's a hard lot at its best With all its ups and downs, But its a noble thing, nobly blest. There's room for chafing, reason "Here," says Pat, "keep your job. I never could wave another flag when I'd have a green one handy." Pat Maloney had come to take a job at a little junction railway. The official interviewing him showed him two flags, a green one and a red one. "Now," said he. "when you want that flag, you have the red flag, and whenever you want a train to stop, wave the red one just like this." CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS For Rent For Sale Last Found Help Wanted Injection Wanted Things without all remedy. Should be without regard; What's done is done—Shakespeare Telephone K. U. 66 Or call at Dally Kan as Business Office. WANT ADS Classified Advertising Rates LOST—In Gym. No. 505 leather notebook and Conklin inkpen fain. Return to Journalism Office. Reward. 140,125 h. 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