1 I MARCH 26, 1919. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the Universitats EDITORIAL STAFF BUSINESS STAFF Editor-in-chief Fleyd L.Hookenhall Associate Editor Duncan S.Williams Bishop Church Eligzhu Editor Exchange Editor Edgar Holla Elder Hall Edgar Holla Society Editor Charles Slawson Charles Slawson KANSAS BOARD MEMBERS **Adv** Manager .. Lucile McNaughton **Assoc** Adv. Director .. Harman C Hange **Circum** Corr. Man .. 1934 Lather Hunger Mary Smith Allison Edith Blair Nadine Blair Catherine Blair Subscription price $2.00 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $1.00 for a term of three months; 40 cents a month; 10 cents a month Entered as second-class mail matter September, 17, 1919, at the post office at Lawrence. Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Kansai and by press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kanaa Phones, Bell K. U. 25 and 66 The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate, in order to go to further than merely printing the news by standing on its ideals. It also plans favorites; to be clean, to be cheerful; to be careful; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads; in all, to serve to the university, to the students of the University. A CONSTRUCTIVE PLAN WEDNESDAY, MARCH 26, 1919 Along with many other customary features of University life that were abandoned this year because of abnormal war conditions, was that of holding big all-University parties by means of which entertainment was provided for every student in K. U. In the past it was the custom for the Dean of Women to plan these parties which were held usually twice a year. Stunts and skits by students provided amusement that proved very popular. Those who wished to dance did so on the main floor of the gym, but entertainment was also provided for those who did not care to dance. The parties were a part of the democratic plan of the University. They signified the recognition of the need of play along with the steady grind of school work. In giving these parties the expense was so small that it was negligible. A maximum amount of entertainment was given for a minimum expense. This year much complaint has been made because of the lack of these parties. It is the general opinion that their absence is a real loss to the social affairs of the University. The large crowds that always attended gave proof to their popularity. General supervision and correction of social activities in the institution this year has been entirely too destructive. It has been the subject of much adverse criticism. An effort of the University to provide amusement would be welcomed. The students will feel that resumption of such activities is constructive and that the University authorities have ideas of their own. In the new quarter before warm weather begins it would be an excellent plan for the present Dean of Women to plan one of the old all-University parties. It will be popular and win friends. The plan of regular convocations has probably been revived, and with these lets have an all-University party. How many fond memories were recalled by standing in line waiting to enrolll Chow, inspection, washing mess-kits--yes, even pay 'day'- Ah' BUY THEM EARLY, FROS $ ^{ \mathrm{H}} $ BUY THEM EARLY, FROSH! Next Tuesday, April 1, appears for the first time during the present school year the diminutive postage stamp millinery that is dictated by the student body as the only style for the freshmen on Mount Oread. Since the Senate abolished padding as a method of enforcing the freshman cap tradition, yearlings have been somewhat lax in wearing the distinctive headgear. The stern methods of military life from which most of the upperclassmen have only recently been released, however promise to cause the upperclassmen to adopt suitable means this year of enforcing one of the oldest traditions of the University. All organizations on Mount Oread that have control over their members will undoubtedly order their freshmen members to wear the caps. Fraternities have done this in past years and it is believed that they will be more strict this year than ever before. Other methods of punishing delinquent freshmen have also beer considered carefully. The work of the Red Vigils of last year may be repeated. The freshman cap will be worn by loyal yearlings without punishment being necessary. The cap is simply a part of the school life of the first year man and he will always remember it with pleasure. Every upperclassman who was paddled during his first year at the University now considers it one of his most interesting adventures. Freshmen themselves should uphold the tradition. It will be enforced by the students and while violation of University rules are not to be committed, there is little doubt but that the fresh will wear their postage stamp caps as in years gone by. A wise thought was voiced when some one suggested that perhaps the profs do not like enrollment day any better than the students do. BREAKFAST FOOD—AN ES SAY At seven forty-five a.m., on two hundred and fifty-two mornings a year, the eatets学生 it. He exercises his vocabulary on it some hundred times or more, depending on his natural disposition, and on the remaining days of the year he exercises the opposite part of his vocabulary rejoicing that he is at home again and has ham and eggs. There are three kinds of breakfast food, as served to the University student. First, there is mush, which is cooked. Second, there is grass, which is raw. Third, there is warm weather breakfast food, which is inhabited. The chief advantage of the first variety is that it can be swallowed whole, while the second variety must be masticated and tastes worse for a longer time. The third variety has certain powers of locomotion of its own, and is inclined to tickle as it goes down. The uncooked variety has an advantage, however, in superior beauty to the eye. A crisp corn flake is far ahead of an outmeal island in a saucerful of skim milk. The third variety has the undoubted value of more calories, and more protein from the inhabitants, and as its season approaches, let the student rejoice that he has learned the importance of the calorie, since it compensates for any slight unpleasantness at breakfast time. WHEN OUR TRANSPORTS SAIL We know what we have sensed with pulses dumb, When, like a heavy and unyielding pall. We wait, and hold our breath, for it must come— The hour of anguish which shall strike for all: Imprisoned by our dread as by a wall; Breathless we wait, and neither rise nor call. We shudder at the thought of what you bring; which was good work. He handed it back to the driver and docked the driver's salary—which was system. The packing-house office man discovered the lack of indorsement—which was good work. Hurries the breaking heart, the bitter tear— The driver placed the check in his white duck coat and sent it to the laundry—which was unwise. A man made a bet with his wife which was indiscreet. Death, the Intruder, tramples down the Spring! —Corinne Roosevelt Robinson, Collier's. The laundry mutilated the check beyond recognition—which was to be expected. Which is why the driver asked the cashier to ask the grocer to ask the man's wife to ask her husband to write a duplicate check. Which is why the man feels like he is paying that bet twice.—Mississippi Banker. When bursting buds acclaimed the new-born year. yet tremble at the echo of the drum. O, Spring that we have loved and welcomed off. The packing-house collector it in—which was all in a day's work. dorsure, paid it to a packing-house collector—which was careless. Each breeze that murmurs softer and more soft The wife won—which was foreor- dained. The largest selling quality pencil in the world The wife cashed the check at the grocery but forgot to indorse it—which was natural. The man wrote the wife a check for $5 in payment of the bet—which was sad. The grocer, despite the lack of in- 17 black degrees and 3 copying VENUS PENCILS Trial samples of VENUS pens sent free on request. American Legal Pencil Co. 215 Fifth Ave., Dept. D9 N.Y. FREE Dr. Albright, Chiropractor, 1027 Mass. Office phone 1531. Res. 1769. —Adv. Quality stationery for ladies and gentlemen by the pound or by the box. Envelopes to match. Rankins Drug Store. Nothing pleases more than a box of delicious chocolates — from Widemanns. In plain or fancy boxes.—Adv. See the latest styles in the new fashion magazines at the City Drug Store.—Adv. For your rushing parties order cream, nuts, punch and fancy candies from Wiedemanns.—Adv. You have a large variety to choose from, when buying perfumes at Rankins Drug Store. Drink the universal water, aereated, distilled. McNish, Phone 198. —Adv. ED. W. PARSONS Repairing and engraving diamonds, watches and cut glass. Jeweler 725 Mass. S Home Made Pies, 5c Per Cut Excellent Mexican Chili, 10c CITIZENS STATE BANK Deposits guaranteed. PINES LUNCH THE UNIVERSITY BANK We not carry your accounts here? HOTEL SAVOY Kansas City, Mo. Absolutely clean Convenient location Good Cafes, moderate price Students' supplies of all kinds— Why make a trip down town when you can buy your books and supplies at Magazines and fine stationery- Text books for college, law, engineering, and all the other arts and science BOOKS Rowlands Book Store and Rowlands Annex Paints, brushes, paper and canvas— Fillers for any size note book- TAILORED TO MEASURE CLOTHES CLEANING and PRESSING W. E. WILSON Phone 505 CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS 712 Massachusetts Street You can't think of "delicious" or refreshing" without thinking of Coca-Cola. You can't drink Coca-Cola without being delighted and refreshed. The taste is the test of Cocos-Cola quality — that you cannot be deceived. From it imitations that you cannot be deceived. Demand the genius by full name —unlike names encourage submission. THE COCA-COLA CO. ATLANTA, GA. Telephone K. U. 66 WANT ADS Or call at Dally Kansas Business Office. Classified Advertising Rates For Rent Minimum charge, one insertion $2c. Up to fifteen words, two words, one insertion $5c. Fifteen to twenty-five words, one insertion $3c. three insertions $5c. twenty-five words, one Twenty- five word insertion, one one cent first insertion, one-half cent a word each additional insertion. A word and rates given upon application. 102-3-139 LOST-A Jeweled Beta Theta Pi pin between Varsity theater and 1201 Oread. Call 1340 Black or K.U. 147, 189 FOR RENT—One or more rooms in modern house, with private bath and sleeping porch. Phone 1520 Blue.— 102-5-137 FOR ENTRY-To Girls. Very desirable suite of rooms, study and sleeping porch, room south and east exposure. Must be seen to be appreciated. Also one room for two girls. 1416 Tenn. St. Phone 1378 Blue. We make your last year's hat look like new. Lawrence Hat Works Phone 2253 833 Maas. St. We dye, clean, re-block felt straw or cloth hats for ladies and gentlemen. JOB PRINTING—D. H. Dale, 1927 M&S II. Plenty 73% AUGUST J. PIERSON CIGAR STORE Drop in to the 102-2-138. G. R. BECHTEL, M. D., Rooms 3 and 4 over McConleath, 847 Mass, St. G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D. Diseases of the stomach, surgery and gynecology, Suite I, F. P. A. U. Bldg. Residence and hospital, 1210 Ohio St. Borth Village A full line of cigars, tobacco and pipes, also pipe repairs. 902 Mass. Calls Answered early or late. Moak & Hardtarfer Taxi 148 DR. H. REDING—G A. U. Bldg. Eyear, nose, noses, eyes fitted. Phone 512. Conklin and L. E. Waterman Fountain Pens McCOLLOCH'S DRUG STORJ 847 Mass. WANTED - Dish wash. Phone 384 Sigma Chi house, 1439 Room. Team Sigma Chi house, 1439 Room. Team LAWRENCE OPTICAL CO. (Exclusive) To the following clients: glasses lenses - Office, 1025 Mass. - The Lawrence Optical Co., Attn: Larry D. PROFESSIONAL WANTED—A boy to play the piano at the Anderson Club. Phone 1505W 1407 Ky. 103.5-141. FOR SALE—Two perfection oil heaters. 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