UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
MARCH 11, 1919.
Official student paper of the University of Kansas
Editor-in-chief. Fleid L Hockenhull.
Associate Editor. Harold R K Hall.
News Editor. Basil Church.
Exchange Editor. Padma Pillai.
Edgar Hollii.
Society Editor. Belva Shore.
Sports Editor. Charles Slawoo
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Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at LawRENCO, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879.
Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students in the University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism.
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The Daily, Kannan aims to pic-ter the University of Kansas; to go a ther than merely print the news and stand for it; to play no favorizer; to be clean; to be cheerful; to ask hard questions; to more serious problems to wiser heads; in all, to serve to the university as its students of the University.
TUESDAY, MARCHP 11, 1919.
THE FIRST IMPRESSION
With seventy-two men students restricted from attending dances and a leading men's class organization awaiting sentence, women's middy dances are expected to take a sudden rise in popularity.
One of the biggest boosts for the best interests of the University throughout the state is the high school basketball tournament to be held the last of March.
A great majority of the high school students who will attend the tournament are planning to continue their education through college. The advantages of the state university over other institutions will become more obvious after their visit to K. U. The first impression of the University is very important to these visitors in deciding upon the college they will attend later.
Plans are now being made for the entertainment of K. U.'s high school guests. Definite arrangements will be announced later. The high school students will be given an opportunity to see the University in its working clothes. To do this it is essential that each individual student of the University do his best to make the tournament a success.
It is to be hoped that the students of the University attend the basketball games. It will be a good chance to mingle once more with the bunch from the old home town. And at these games an opportunity will be given to form new friendships in other parts of the state.
The tournament is no place for formality. The impression of the University by many of its future students should be formed from what the school really is; an institution requiring hard work, but filled with the typical Jayhawk spirit of good fellowship.
With the half-razed ruins of North College and the unsightly barracks of the S. A. T. C. before the public gaze, very little is heard of campus beautification at the present time.
FROSH AT PRINCETON
With the approach of April First, that eventful day in the life of every freshman at the University of Kansas in the past, comes the question:— Will all freshmen be forced to wear their caps; may they wear them if they choose; or will this tradition be dropped entirely?
In the wearing of this abbreviated beadgear an undue burden on the wee freshman? A glance at the custom
of other universities and a comparison with our simple tradition answers this question. Princeton freshmen are subject to the following restrictions, according to the Boston Transcript:
Freshman shall not wear college colors in any form.
Only black shoes, socks and ties may be worn; no fancy vests of any description are to be worn.
After the 9 o'clock bell has rung in the evening freshmen are expected to remain in their rooms.
The regulation headwear for freshmen is a black skull cap.
Freshmen shall not walk on Prospect street.
Freshmen shall not loiter on Nas su street.
Freshmen shall not walk on the grass.
Freshmen shall not smoke on the streets or campus.
Freshmen shall not enter Renwick's.
Freshmen are forbidden to play football or basketball on any part of the campus except Brokaw and Goldie fields.
Freshmen shall not enter Renwick's.
Freshmen shall not walk on the walk in front of Nassau Hall or on McCosh walk.
As seniority of class determines the possession of the sidewalk, freshmen are expected to get off the walk for members of all other classes.
Unless accompanied by visitors, freshmen shall not eat in the main dining room of the Nassau Inn, nor occupy seats in the grandstand at University Field, nor ride in automobiles.
Freshmen are always expected to carry wood for the bonfire celebration of important athletic victories.
The riding of bicycles by freshmen is forbidden.
Freshmen may not wear white flan-
nels, knickerbockers, mackinaws, or
short conts of any description.
Freshmen shall not sit around the Sun Dial.
Freshmen shall not appear on the campus without a coat.
Freshmen shall always occupy the gallery seats in Alexander Hall. Freshmen shall at all times observe modesty in dress.
CREDIT AND COOTIES
The question of university credit for army work is capable of being worked out to a much finer degree than has been done by any of the institutions which have decided to grant credit for army service. According to most of them, graduates of officers' training schools and second lieutenants of all varieties are favored, while the poor buck private has not a chance in the world.
But some really progressive school has a clear field for elaborating a scheme based on real education received in service and applicable to all men alike. Credit should be granted according to work actually done in the army. Experience will be a factor.
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Finally, an honorary degree in history should be conferred upon all men who served in the war, in token of their vital part in making the history that future generations of instructors will teach to future generations of college students.
The soldier who has served on K. P. for eighteen weeks during his army life deserves five hours' credit in home economics. Most men from the topkick down could qualify for this. All returned overseas men could undoubtedly acquire ten hours in entomology for their close up knowledge of the species cootie. Ten or more hours' credit in physical education should depend on the number of miles covered in hikes. A varying amount of credit in elementary French should be granted to the men who improved their opportunities of learning the language from efficient young professorses.
"Look here now, Harold," said father to his little son, who was naughty, "if you don't say your prayers you won't go to heaven."
"I don't want to go to heaven," sobbed the boy. "I want to go with you and mother."—Pearson's.
Readable Verse
Peace doesn't mean the same to me
It is would, not yesterday.
BALLADS OF THE A. E. F.
The Lost Buddy
Me and my buddy'd planned to be
Life partners, all the way.
We thought we'd start a little shop After this bloody show,
After the guns came to a stop But now it can't be so.
I'm used to seein' comrades fall
About me, everywhere;
liked 'em and I missed 'em all,
But muttered: "C'est la guerre."
But instead, she is in danger.
It was the price that must be paid.
Bu men who take a chance
In this great game of death that's played
Upon the soil of France
But this is different; my friend Fell in last night's attack. Today the war is at an end, But that won't blow his b
Was on the way. His blood, Mingled with rains that never cease, Seems through the Flanders mud.
So while the others cheer the news Of peace, I curse at fate;
But that won't bring him back; His life was lost in vain, for peace
Of peace, I came so late.
My buddy's underneath this ooze,
His life was spent—too late.
There is no chance, nor will there be
To make the Huns remay;
Peace doesn't mean the same to me. As it would yesterday.-Bentor Bradley.
DAINTY DISHES
As it would yesterday.
—Benton Bradley.
As it would yesterday.
From American Housewives
Mirames Maringuie—As I was in an outfit detailed to guard Q. M. stores but not to use them, situlated about 50 miles from the Italian border, I was at first at a loss how to provide suitable and adequate deserts for my little flock. At length, I found a stone ledge, following which has met with bowls every time it has graced our daintily rustic slab tables;
Three parts south Gaul mud. Two parts native garlic. One half part Colone's shaving soap, beaten thoroughly and used as frosting. One part bird seed, sprinkled in with shaving soap to give a festive effect.
This tasty little trifle can be gotten together in a hurry at any time when visitors are expected, as the ingredients lie near at hand and only a little dexterous filching and mixing is needed. The Stevedores at work on this project say it is an immense improvement on the chocolate pudding they were fed back in the States. I inflict it on the officers' mess at least three nights a week. I. W. G. Cook of — Co. O. M. C.
Rolanpont Ragout:-My poor boys being at such a loss for toothsome tidbits I have, after much planning by day, contrived the following tasty dish, which can be served morning, noon and night and can be put up in barrels so as to be ready for emergency use. Its ingredients are:
If an extra detail blows in at mess time, or one of those troublesome and fastidious Signal Corps outfits happens to drop around, all that. I have to do is to add more Marne
Two parts corned willy. Two parts
spuds with jackets on. Four parts
willy.
Tooting a horn on Armistice Day did not end your part in winning peace with victory. Paying your respect for more real notes han tooting a horn.
"We Americans pay for what we get," is a boast you can make after you have mailed your income tax to the collector. An income tax receipt in the wallet is a full brother to the person whose shirt is on the sleeve. It's a service decoration.
If you think your income tax is a hardship picture what you would have been up against had William Zellenzill won the collection job.
You stand up for the national an-
thematic. Now stand up and pay your
income.
SLOGANS FOR THE TAXPAYERS
We are proud of our American war record and we are going to complete our tasks. One of them is paying our income tax.
There were no delinquents at Chateau Thierry. Are you delaying the payment of your income tax?
be a reminder that your income tax is due.
Don't try to fool your conscience by cheering the returning soldiers and forgetting to pay your income tax. An income tax evader hasn't much on any of the other pro-Germans.
If you think an income tax pinches remember that some of our returned income goes to charity.
Let every maimed soldier you see
11. you didn't serve over there you can serve over here by paying your income tax.
The man who pays an income tax is putting the pay into patriot. How about yours?—Los Angeles Times.
Except for the foreign embassies and legations Washington now is "bone dry" under a provision of the new revenue law withdrawing the immunity which the capital heretofore has enjoyed from the Reforma forforbidding the importation of intoxicants into prohibition territory;
Hundreds of shipments on their way from Baltimore were held up outside the district lines, having failed to get beyond the zone before the bars went up. For days before the amendment became effective express facilities, motor trucks, interurban lines and railroads between Washington and Baltimore were congested with liquor shipments or with citizens making personal trips to the nearest liquor vending point.
When wartime prohibition becomes effective July 1 all American territory will be dry except the Phillipines, which will not be effected until the Constitutional Prohibition Amendment goes into effect January 16, 1920. All other insular possessions already are dry.
Embassies and legations of foreign governments are considered extra territorial properties and not affected, according to the internal revenue bureau, although no formal ruling has been made.
Permanent prohibition in the Panama Canal Zone is provided in a bill just passed by the Senate and sent to "bone dry" under the provision of the house. The zone already is "dry" by presidential order—Chicago Tribune.
Mental Lapses
Mrs. A—Your husband told my
hound that his word was law at lege-
Mrs. B.—Yes, it's one of those laws that are never enforced—Linotype.
"It says here that a Missouri man boasts that he has an umbrella that has been in his possession twenty years."
"Well, that's long enough. He ought to return it."—Cineinnati Enquirer.
Butcher—this pound of butter you sent me is three ounces short.
Grocer. Well, I mislaid the pound weight so I weighed it by the pound of chops you sent me yesterday.—Boston Transcript.
"I really cannot see you," said the busy man with some irritation.
"Then it's lucky I called," returned the intruder calmly. "I represent a firm of opticians."—Boston Transcript.
"I was being shaved in a barber shop the other day when a grizzled chap in a captain's uniform came in to cut him. He himself in the chain next to my own.
"We are all militariest now," said Representative Kibvy of Arkansas.
"Haircut," he said in graff tones.
"How would you like it, cut. sir?"
"Okay."
"Line up the hairs and number off to the right. Odd numbers each want half inch off. Dress smartly and dress appropriately. Then dismiss." - Unidentified
"The captain, who was baldish answered, gruffer than ever;
Having made his payments for Liberty Bonds, war chest, rent, coal, gas, and groceries, the poor man was broke. But he needed winter clothes, so he compromised by digging thru a closet and unearthed a heavy vest that belonged to a warrior in the 1860s. He brushed the vest off and felt in the pockets.
the vest off and felt in the pockets.
Eurekai! A discovery!
In the inside pocket of the vest was a roll of bills amounting to $123. And not one of them was receipted. Cincinnati Enquirer,
The candidate was somewhat taken back when he faced the "audience" o find it consisted of one solitary person. Realizing, however, that an dection may be won by one, so to speak, he braced himself up and delivered his address to a "packed house."
After an hour and a half of
plays and promises, he wound up
with
"And now, my dear sir, I will not encroach on your valuable time any
"Oh, it's all right, gov'nor," interrupted the "audience." "Fire away, don't mind me. I'm only your taxi driver."
Private Buck: For heaven's sake, when do I rest?
"Well I hope so, but I'll bet a dose of gold fish hash I won't be in heaven ten minutes when just as I lie down and the angels come over to my bed and start singing to me, old boy who was a little bit whistle and say, 'Private Back, get up. You're on detail tonight, go down and hang out the stars.' Judge.
Sergeant: You will rest when you get to heaven.
Sergeant (blowing whistle): Private Buck, get out on detail.
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