JANUARY 3,1918. 1 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Editor in ... Helten Peter News Editor ... Luther Hangen Writer ... Wesley Wiley Boschky Editor ... Mary Sammon Sports Editor ... Edgar Hollis BUSINESS STAFF Adv. Manager . Lucie McNaughton Cycle Management . Guy W. Fraser Circulation Mgr ... Guy W. Fraser KANSAN BOARD MEMBERS KANSAAN BOARDING Nikhil Bose Frederick Kirby Emily Ferris Earlina Allen James Perry Herman Hangen Edith Bohr Herman Hangen Chaika Shawkay Beena Shores Charles Skowron Subscription price $3.00 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $1.00 for a term of three weeks; 40 cents a month; 10 cents a week. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students in the Department of Journalism at the University of Kansas. Published in the department of Journalism. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phong, B.K. U. 25 and 66. The Daily Kanaan aims to picture the university of Kansas; to go further than merely print the news by standing for the ideals the University of Kansas is to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be serious; to have serious problems to wiser heads; in all, to serve to the students of the University. K.U. NEEDS HONOR SYSTEM FRIDAY, JANUARY 3, 1919 For several years there has been a great deal of resentment on the part of University students because instructors stand watch during examinations and because of the general supposition that most students receive and give help in written examinations whenever there is an opportunity. Students have said that if the question of honesty were in their own hands, they would observe a code of honesty, but that as long as instructors act as marshals, they will give them something to do. The chance is now here for students to co-operate with the disciplinary committee in controlling the situation regarding dishonest work, and it is probable that K. U. may conduct its examinations under the honor system within a short time. Chancellor Strong, at the request of University women, has called a mass meeting to get the opinion of all the women on the Hill, so that actual measures may be taken to eliminate cheating. Cheating is a student problem, and should not be left to the disciplinary committee. Students should express their opinions on the subject of establishing the honor system, which has been found almost invariably successful in other institutions, and should also have something to say about the penalties for dishonest work. Every K. U. woman will have a chance to publish her opinions on the subject at the mass meeting Monday. Every woman who is interested in the University will attend the meeting. The natural inference will be that those who do not attend do not care whether K. U. students do their work honestly or not. "Future of gas warfare rests with peace treaty," says news report. We hope so—but don't put the agreement on a "scrap of paper." Pin it to the point of a bayonet. REMINISCENCES OF THE WAR Outward evidences of military life and its hardships are no longer among us, but vivid memories of their late service for their country are engraved in the minds of the members of the S. A. T. C. army. Even as time passes, we will be reminded of their experiences. We will hear of various feats of daring often, perhaps oftener, indeed, than we would care to hear them. K. U. men back from France or discharged from different camps in this country will sit back and remain silent, and will realize their own inferiority, when tales of the S. A. T. C. at K. U. are recounted for them. The sergeant who made the men stand at attention fifteen minutes in the middle of the night, with the wind blowing through the barracks sixty miles an hour, and the thermometer registering ten below, is good for half an hour of vivid conversation any time. The reminiscences will always be exact, and the veterans will be careful to give the correct figures. And the men will rise up to verify each other's statements. "This military discipline didn't go with me," is bound to be another favorite. "I have a way of saying what I think, and when the top sergeant jumped me, I told him where to head in, K. P, or no K. P." The man who spent more days in the guard-house than out of it, and the one who passed up a lieutenant down on Massachusetts Street with every one looking, will become popular heroes. There will doubtless be several of each variety. And the sergeant who was "busted" because he couldn't take anything off the commissioned officers cannot avoid being the next president of the Men's Student Council. Reminiscences of the war are not so bad, at that. They are a change from the old regime, when men talked about their heartless profs, and their home towns, and their girls, whenever they congregated to study for a quiz. It has been alleged that returned heroes sometimes exaggerate, and K. U. veterans will keep up their end of it. The mornings they went without breakfast will increase in number as time passes, but who cares? Reminiscences are invariably entertaining. Men returning from the training camps are quickly resuming their former habits—among them the tendency to take an avid interest in University politics. Senior men at K. U. came back to find a woman's class ticket already nominated. It is unnecessary to say that the men will soon announce their own ticket. When class elections resolve themselves into a campaign of the women against the men, they are more than interesting. Will freshmen who competed on S. A. T. C. football teams be eligible for three more years of football? That is a question which the big eastern universities are going to have to settle during the next few months. It now looks as if this year's playing would not be counted against them on the ground that there were no freshman teams this fall and the varsity elevens were not real varsity teams. This is the view taken by the Western Conference. Women knitters have been ordered by the Red Cross to stack their needles. Good news for the sheep, surely. Campus Opinion To The Kansan: This Column is Open to all Students of the University The old question of grades is with in again, and the professors have arisen in grades that were determined binding to their usual individual system. The history prof says that no student deserves an A, because it signifies exceptional brilliance not to be found in mere mortals who attend his class. The mathematics instructor works out a careful arithmetic problem, and gives five per cent of his students the exalted grade. If his figures show that two and one-half students deserve B, he hesitates and then, being in doubt, doesn't. The kind-hearted language teacher makes a New Year's present of A and B to the whole class in advanced comp. It's a great system. Grades are presumably intended to mean something, but under the present order, anyone who wishes to know what his various grades mean must know the interpretation of the system that each of his professors use. That is perhaps possible, but it is slightly inconvenient. It would be impossible for anyone else to come to a correct understanding of the student's relative standing in his work. M. R. '19 Readable Verse Discovered by Readers of the University Daly Kansan would be true for there are those that trust me. University Daily Kansan I WOULD BE TRUE I would be strong for there is much to suffer; I would be pure for thre are those who care; I would be brave, for there is much to dare. I would be friend of all—the foe—the friendless; I would be giving, and forget the the gift; I would be humble, for I know my weakness: weakness; I would look up—and laugh—and —Harloid Arnold Walters In Minneapolis Journal. Merely Mental Lapses Jokes and Alleged Jokes A_POOR_ADVISER "I shall never ask Hobbs for his advice again." "What's the matter?" Little Johnnie, aged seven, was being admonished by his father for fighting with the boy next door. "I never got into a fight when I was a boy," said his parent. "he never thinks what I have made my mind to do is right." -Boston until Mr. Trump UP-TO-DATE "What became of Plute Pete?" asked the visitor at Crimson Gulch. "He joined the army," answered Broncho Bob. "I know, dad," said Johnnie; "but these are war-time." HOW HE GOT BY "Thought he was too old to fight." "He was. But he was such a fighter that nobody dast tell him so."— Washington Star. HIS REASON The minister's youngest son was taken to church for the first time, and on his return remarked, "Father, I am going to be a preacher!" "Why so, my son?" "Because it is a lot harder to listen than to talk." Lost—A yellow slip. Finder return to Lawrence Steam Laundry. Adv. A yellow slip always accompanies a clean shirt from the Lawrence Steam Laundry.—Adv. Plymouth Jottings Extree! If there is a more competent teacher of University Students in any Sunny School in Lawrence than Prof. U. G. Mitchell, I don't know such a person. Prof. Mitchell is recognized as a man who understands the student viewpoint and is able to present things in an attractive manner. Every Sunday morning at 10 o'clock he has a class for K. U. men and women at Plymouth Church. He will be glad to see you there. The other members of his class will be glad to see you there. I can assure you that it will be worth your while. ROSS W. SANDERSON. Yours very cordially, Pastor of Plymouth. Sermonites Proverbs 20-15: There is gold and a multitude of rubies; but the lips of knowledge are a precious jewel. KNOWLEDGE Written by K. U. Students and Lawrence Pastors Concentration is the first basic quality of success in gaining knowledge. By using this key students are enabled to work without distraction, to think without interruption, and to bring together all their forces upward. Concentration economizes effort, and conserves nervous force. Perseverance enables one to pursue an aim undeterred by events that may be thrown in the way. If knowledge is to be gained students must not hesitate but persevere; if the road is not straight plan to go around. The knowledge jewel may be secured by the use of three keys. They are concentration, perseverance and common sense. The third key is common sense. College of all places needs men and women who possess and use this quality. It is composed of perception, memory, reason, and good judgment. (By Eulalia Dougherty) Watkins National Bank Our Church Directory If Your Church is not Listed Here Call the Kansan First Presbyterian Ninth and Vermont Sunday School, 10 a.m. Morning services 11 a.m. Christian Endeavor 6:15 p.m. Evening service 7:45 p.m. Prinity Lutheran) One block east of the Court House, Sunday School, 10 a.m., "Looking Forward," Evening services of League and Church will be combined and will be at 7:15 p. m. in Dr. E. E. Stauffer, pastor. Capital $100,000 St. John's! 1228 Kentucky, Communion to his friend. m. the M. Tuvett, t. J. J. Eckhart, archbishop. We Rent Typewriters First Baptist: Eighth and Kentucky; Sunday School, 9:45 a.m. Morning service, "The Making of a Prophet," at 11 a.m. Evening services, 7:45 am. Frank, Jennings will give an address on the 'Sight for the Sight- less.' SUNDAY, JANUARY 5, 1919 nst. metathed; Tenth and Vermont Streets, Sunday School, 10 a.m. intercession at 11 a.m. Evening Mass, 12 p.m. 1-4 p.m. Dr. S. Klyne, pastor. United Brethren - Vermont and Seventeenth. Sunday School, 10 a.m. Morning services at 11 a.m. The Rev. N. H. Huffman pastor. First Christian: Tenth and Kentucky. Sunday School 10 a. m. Classes for University men and women. Morning service at 11 a.m. "Outlook for the New Year." Evening service for Friday of the Bible in the United Church. Ullarian—Twelfth and Vermont. An address will be given by Prof. M. C. Elmer upon the subject of "Charities and Municipalities." 10 a. m. Christian Seleney Thirteenth and Ma- sachusetts, Sunday School, 10 a. m. Morning services, 11 a. m. Subject "God." Friends: Teeth and Delaware, Services: 10 a.m. & m. Sunday school, 12 a.m. & m. Monday school Plymouth Congregational: 925 Vermont. Ross W. Sanderson, pastor; 10:40 a.m. m Sunday School, Prof. U. G. Knight; men and women; 11:40 a.m. m Morning worship, Sermon, "Bebold I Make Men," 11:40 a.m. man Endeavor, 17:45 p., m Evening worship, Prof. W. A. McKeen will give an address on, "Man And The Beast." Trinity Elpcaepst: Teeth and Vermont. Sunday School at 10 a.m. An address will be given by Dean Sayre of "Our New Responsibility." Careful Attention Given to All Business. Morrison & Bliesner Surplus $100,000 707 Mass. St. On account of the scarcity of machines you should engage yours now. Phone 164 CLUETT, PEABODY & CO., INC. MAKERS CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS For Rent Telephone K. U. 66 Or call at Daily Kansas Business Office. Classified Advertising Rates **Abbie's Advertising Rates** Minimum charge, one insertion 5c. Up to three insertions 5c; five insertions 5c; five insertions 2c; three insertions 2c; three insertions 5c; five insertions 75c. Twenty-nine first insertion, one-half cent a word each additional insertion, and rates given upon application. WANT ADS FOR RENT - Desirable south room for girl, 1340 Tenn. 45-5-54 MIXED Boarding Club. 1209 Orena. Phone 2511. 46-5-59 FOR SALE -Outlines of Sociology, Blackman & Gill; Descriptions of industry, Adams; Introduction to the economics, Economies, allack. 2070 Red. 47-3-62 LOST-Black envelope pocketbook, $15, bills, $3, currency, Merchant's cheek book with name. Phone 1261. 48-3-63 FOUND-Pocketbook, see Lieuten- ant Croxton 1000 Miss. 49*2-54* www.croxton.com Pineapple ice is delicious. Buy it at Wiedemann's or have it delivered to your home."Adv. PROFESSIONAL G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D., Diseases of the stonach surgery and gynecology. Suite 1, F. A. U. Bldg. Residence 8250, 1201 Ohio St. Both phones, 35. LAWRENCE OPTICAL - 50. (Exclusive lenses glassified, Offices 101-462) glasses framed. Offer is valid through: 10/31/17. KEELEFS BIO STORE—Quiz books the theme pages, paper, books, puzzles, supplies, Pictures and picture framing, Agency Hammond Typewriters 293 Mass Street J. R. BECHTEL, M. D. Rooms 3 and 4 more McC洛崣, 847 Mass S. DR. H. REDING—F. A. U. Bldg., Eye. Hires, Hires, Hires, Hires, Hires, Hires to 6. Phone 5138 G. K ORELLIU w/o gown, noose, C. K ORELLIU w/o gown, noose, Noose, noose, Special attention gown, given tansil and special attention gown, given tansil and JOB PRINTING—B. H, Dale, 1027 Mass. St. Phone 228. DR. H. G. CABBELL, Physician and surgeon. Telephone 1284. 745 Mass. St. Hotel Machebach BALMORE AVENUE AND TOWER STREET Kansas City, Mo. 500 New Fireproof Room Rate from 1200 Under the Personal Direction of S.J. Whitmore and Joseph Reuchl G.W. Steeper The College Presser and Remodeler. The College Presser and Remodeler. 924 La. St. Phone 1434 The Hub Clothing Co. When ready to buy your Christmas Clothing, Furnishings and Solz Shoes ED. W. PARSONS Repairing and engraving diamonds, watches and cut glass. 200 Mm Glass. Where your money goes the farthest 820 Mass. St. LOOK UP THE HUB Jeweler 725 Mass. St. SHAMPOOING Rates 35c to 75c Hair work of all kinds. MKS, C. H. SANDERS 1316 Tenn. St. Phone 1036 TYPEWRITERS Bought, sold, rented, repaired, exchanged Prompt Auto Delivery Finest Breads and Pastries Prompt Auto Delivery MORRISON & BLIESNER 707 Mass. St. Phone 164 BRINK M A N' S BAKERY 816 Mass. St. Phone 501 PROTCH TAXI 68 The College Tailor 833 Mass. St. HOTEL SAVOY E. F. WIRTH At Hatfield's Confectionery 709 Mass. St. Kansas City, Mo. Absolutely clean Convenient location Good Cafes, moderate prices SUITING YOU is my business SCHULZ THE FAITOR 917 Mass. St. Phone 911 Calls Answered early or late. Moak & Hardtarfer Strong's Grocery 1021 Mass Phone 212 IN FANCY GROCERIES EVERYTHING C LARK CLEANS LOTHES 730 Mass. Phone 355 Conklin and L. E. Waterman Fountain Pens McCOLLOCH'S DRUG STORE 847 Mass. Hotel Kupper Kansas City, Mo. Convenient to the shopping and Theatre District —especially handy for ladies, being at Eleventh and McGee. Cafe in connection paying special attention to banquets. 712 Mass. St. WALTER S. MARS, Mgr. TAILORED TO MEASURE CLOTHES CLEANING and PRESSING W. E. WILSON Phone 505 The Supreme Cafe That's the place to eat. Buy a meal ticket and save money. $2.20 for $2.00; $4.50 for $4.00 914½ Mass. Street