UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
DECEMBER 6,1918.
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University
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The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of her students, rather than merely printing the news by standard channels, to play no favoritie; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be courageous; to leave more serious hands to wiser heads; in all, to serve to the university; to study the students of the University.
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FRIDAY, DECEMBER 6, 1918.
PERSHING'S PRAISE
"I pay the supreme tribute to our officers and soldiers of the line. When I think of their heroism, their patience under hardships, their unfinching spirit of offensive action, I am filled with emotion which I am unable to express. Their deeds are immortal and they have earned the eternal gratitude of our country."
Thus General John J. Perish honors the men of the American Army who fought under him throughout the year and a half of the nation's participation in the war. The detailed account of their achievements, just told in his report to the Secretary of War, is the simple story of duty well done, of suffering cheerfully endured, of spirit that would not die.
The glory in it comes with the thrill of victory, in the battle of Sedan, when "the strategic goal which was our highest hope was gained."
It contains no suggestion of the ancient pump and panoply of war. It is not spectacular, except as the reader's imagination creates a picture, as of "the combined French, British, and American air forces mobilized for this battle, the largest aviation assembly ever engaged on the western front."
And the joy of it comes in the lit
the references to the men from home.
It is not easy to visualize the boys of Company M as actors in the drama of Pershing's report, but the old K U. company was there. It is difficult to think of men who used to climb the Hill as aviators gathered ready with the air fleet of the Allies. Even professors of other days went forward in the drives that Pershing chronicles.
All honor is due these men. The praise of their leader is merited. The greatest memorial that can be raised to them is the true appreciation of the people of the United States. They may rely upon that sincere and lasting tribute.
Morning classes will begin at 8:30 o'clock next term, by order of the University Senate. A majority of the Senate members must have first hour classes. So we have, so we have,
OUR CAFETERIA
After years of agitation, a University commons has been established on the Hill. But now the managers of the Cafeteria fear that the project must be abandoned, on account of lessened patronage when the S. A. T. C. disbands.
Just why the students who have been crying for a commons should desert the Cafeteria is a problem that
Anyone who has eaten at the Hostess House will testify that board there is better and cheaper than it is at even the most popular student boarding clubs. The social attractions of a club need not be sacrificed, for more students meet in the Cafeteria than gather at several boarding clubs put together.
Eating on the Hill saves miles of walking in a term, and gives the hurried student time to eat as much as he wants to in the lunch hour.
To the students who have already patronized the Cafeteria it seems little short of criminal to allow an institution of such genuine utility to perish from the earth.
Come on over and try it Monday,
and see what you would miss if the
Cafeteria were permanently closed.
A headline in the Kansan reads, "Kanzas Will Occupy House December 10." What, pray, have they been occupying?
It is rumored that the University cafeteria may close. Just as a person gets adjusted to home cooking and gives up his life insurance, he is put back on the defensive.
First Aid to Shoppers
This column is for the assistance of readers of the Daily Kansan and mention of merchants is not made space here cannot be purchased.
GIFTS FOR GRANDPA
Remember how grandma and grandpa used to talk about the good maple sugar from back in Vermont state? Wouldn't they be surprised and pleased to receive a package of it, wrapped in oiled paper and tied with a fancy ribbon? Wagstaff's sell them at 45 cents; also a neat little box of California figs, at 60 cents.
Do the old folks like to have tea or a tiny lunch together in the evening or late Sunday afternoon? Maybe they serve sandwiches or some of grandma's caraway cookies. An attractive tray on which to carry these goods would save grandma several steps and will also make the lunch more enjoyable. A nice assortment of beautiful trays of mahogany with inlaid designs are on sale at Weaver's for $1.69 up to $2.19.
Ecke's are showing a large assortment of baskets. There are baskets for knitting, mending and fancy work. There are baskets for fruit and sandwiches or nuts. Large baskets stand on slender legs or hung in a wall. These baskets look like folks know so many things to stow away in baskets; they would appreciate one or two of these. The prices are 60 cents and up.
How often bills and receipts get mislaid or lost. Grandma forgets what she did with them and Grandpa can't see to hunt for them on the top drawer of the safe where they are usually kept. Why wouldn't they like a neat bill file where everything can be kept safely? It would save them from getting scratched by an exclusive grocer's bill or receipt for the gas or water. Mrs. Kruse of the Art and Needlework store sells these for fifteen cents.
Mrs. Kruse also has a Scratch Pad enclosed in a cheerful little cover which is destined to save someone a search for a piece of white paper on which to write the grocery list, or other household data. This pad sells for fifteen cents and can be mailed in a neat package.
Sometimes you wonder why they do not write off笔. Old people have a hard time getting around and they like just to sit in the easy chairs before the fire. By the time they have gone upstairs after the pen, and into the sitting room for the ink and somewhere else after the paper, stamps and envelopes they are too tired even to think of writing to people whom they would love to sit down and talk too. An attractive writing case containing a thick ink-tablet, a pencil, a book of stamps, an address book, a memorandum book, space for envelopes and old letters and everything a letter writer could possibly need, can be had at Inner’ Dry Goods Store for $3.50. Other cases contain just the paper, pencil and spaces for envelopes and stamps sell for $1.50.
Sermonettes
Written by K. U. Students and
Lawrence Pastore
SECOND HAND RELIGION
BY THE REV. FRANK JENNINGS
Acta 19. 11-20.
Certain vagabond Jews of the first century, having seen some of the remarkable transformations of character which Paul brought about by preaching Christ, said, "what Paul has done we can do." So they copied what they thought to be the secret of his success and set out to cure such of the people of Ephesus as were possessed with "evil spirits." Having diagnosed the case they would repeat the formula. "We adduce you by Jesus whom Paul preacheth," expecting the evil spirit immediately to let the unfortunate victim go.
The story, whatever one may think of the details, declares a significant truth—applicable to many college students—viz: the futility of second hand religion. Does the religion which you try to make effective come from your own experience of God or reason? Do you believe in you—though you never understood it—and which you are reproducing now in the hone that it will work?
But the result was a sad surprise.
The spirits did let go but only to set upon these would be gospel physicians and to drive them out of town.
See to it that your religion, rather than being made up of borrowed formulas and phrases, is a matter of vital, personal experience. Get *all* the instruction and inspiration you can from other people but don't depend on them for the vitality of your experience. Copied, second hand religion is the most ineffective of all substitutes. Vital, experiential religion is the best guarantee of unfailing strength and virtuous living.
Our Church Directory
If Your Church is Not Listed Here
Call the Kansan
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 8, 1915.
First Methodist: Tenth and Vermont
Sts. Sunday School, 10 a.m. m. Morning
service, 11 a.m. m. "The Part Great Britain Played in the War." Evening
service, 11 a.m. m. "The General Conqueror of the London Slums." Epworth League, 6:45 p.m.
Dr. S. Klyne, pastor.
SUNDAY. DECEMBER 8. 1918.
First pretermian (Ninth and Vermont)
Sunday School, 10 a.m. Morning service,
11 a.m. Christian Endeavor.
The Rev. E. A. Black, pastor.
The Rev. E. A. Black, pastor.
First Baptist: Eighth and Kentucky,
Sunday School, 9:45 a.m. Morning
service, 11 a.m. "Duty and Cour-
ship," 12 a.m. Service led by Prof. Arthur Kevin.
Plymouth Congregational: Between Ninth and Tenth on Vermont, Sun day School, 10 a.m. Mormon Seminary, 2 p.m. Memorial Service dog leapship "Christian Endower," 6:45 p.m. Evening services, Storeroopian Church, 9 p.m. The Rev. Ross Sanderson, pastor.
Trinity Lutheran) One block east of the Court House, Sunday School, 10 a.m. Morning service, 11 a.m. Merring service, 12 a.m. Service, 7:15 p.m. Union meeting of the Luther League and the regular evening service, Dr. E. E. Stauffer,
Christian Science Thirteenth and Masahussocha, Sunday School, 10 a. m. Morning services, 11 a. m. Subject "God, the Only Cause and Creator."
**Trinity:** Episcopal School; Tenth and Vermont
Sunday School, 10 a.m. Morning
service, 11 a.m. Address by Prof
Charles Skilton.
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61. John's: 1225 Kentucky, Communion
8:00, High Mass, 10:00, "The Necessity of Penance" Sunday School, 11
a. in, The Rev. G, J. Eckhard, pastor
Friends: Tenth and Delaware Services
10:00 a.m. m. Monday School, 11 a.m. m.
Friday (Monday to Friday)
First Christian: Teenth and Kentucky Sunday School 10 a. m. Chases for University men and women. Morning service, 11 a.m., "Preparation for Christmas." Christian Endowment, 1:15 p.m. Rev. Robert E. Katz, around the Church Peace Table." The Rev M. Lee Soray, pastor.
Why not just sleep when we're tired?
I think these civilized manners
Leave much that could be desired."
I'm tired of getting up.
I'm tired of going to bed,
I'm tired of dressing myself,
And arranging my hair on my head.
I'm tired of regular meals
And regular manners; I wish
That instead of using a fork
I could put my face in the dish.
Why not just eat when we're hun-
gry?
United Brethren - Vermont and Seventeenth. Sunday School, 10 a.m. morning service, 11 a.m. m. The Rev. C. J. Stark. Christian Endeavor, 643 p. m. Evening service, 7:35 p. m. Evening service, 7:35 p. m. The Rev. N. H. Hoffman, pastor.
There's a new flag on the Rhine.
Red, white and blue with stars,
Without a smack
or roaring clank
NEW WATCH ON THE HINE
There's a new watch on the Rhine,
A 1498, boat vlapped man,
weight eight and a half.
And brisk of gait.
Readable Verse
Each inch American.
Discovered by Readers of the University Daily Kansan
Just Freedom's glorious bars.
There's a new song on the Ribne,
"My Country, 'Tis of Thee."
A chorus grand
Entrusts the land.
The court
There's a new watch on the Rhine,
White-souled American—
"Come be ye free"—
Wide wings his plea
Enthrils the land.
Our hymn ✔ Liberty.
To the brotherhood of man.
—The New York Sun.
A Place Worth Visiting
Yesterday while down town I dropped in to the prettiest jewelry store you ever saw.
It is all finished with beautiful mahogany fixtures and the neatest and cutest little nook, all done in wicker, in one corner near the door where one could rest after shopping and write notes or visit for a short time.
You will have to see this store to realize how very pretty it is and what a beautiful stock he carries.
The shelves are filled with beautiful pieces of cut glass, jewelry, ivory pieces and metal ware and everything you can imagine.
Pose at the Duffy Studio for your Jayhawker pictures...-Adv.
Any woman with a business training has the assurance of security for the future. Lawrence Business College trained women have taken their places among the business builders of the nation. The school is in session 12 months of the year and students can enroll and continue in school until their course is completed.-Adv.
He has just moved from 917 Massachusetts to the present location 827 Mass. St., next door to the Flower Shop.
I was amazed at all I saw and discovered that Harry T. Lander is the proprietor of this beautiful store.
The College Presser and Remodeler.
S. A. T. C. group pictures now o sale at The Duffy Studio, 829 Masi St.-Adv.
SHAMPOOING
MRS. C. H. SANDERS
1316 Tn. St. Phone 1036
Phone 1434
Rates 35c to 75c Hair work of all kinds.
"THE GIFT SHOP"
hair work of all kinds.
MRS G. H SANDER$^c$
TYPEWRITERS
MORRISON & BLIESNER
707 Mass. St. Phone 16
THE GIFT SHOP
A MARKS & SON
Jeweler, Lawrence, Kansas.
The Original Marks Jewelry Store
bought, sold, rented, repaired, exchanged
repaired, exchanged
MOVED TO
827 Mass. St.
SOL MARKS
CLARK
CLEANS
LOTHES
730 Mass. Phone 355
Taxi 12
'PHONE 'One-Two'
CHRISTMAS JEWELRY
The Original maker of low prices.
817 Mass, St. Phone 654
We are displaying an exclusive line of hand painted china, Blue Bird and Wild Rose patterns. Bon Bon Dishes, Nut Bowls, Celery Trays, Cups and Saucers, Plates, Sugar and Creamers and Cake sets of seven pieces. Prices are very reasonable, 50c to $5.00. These are going fast and there is no recorders..
BEADS as you know are very much in demand. We are showing dozens of patterns, several in the Cherry Reds. These will make very acceptable gifts to your girl friends.
WHITE OR KHAKI
CLUETT PACROY V/CO., Inc., Troy, N.Y.
WEAVER'S
Clean • Soft • Ready for Use in Sanitary Packages WHITE OR KHAKI
Prices from 39c up to $1.75
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT Christmas Gifts
ARROW
WASHED
HANDKER
CHIEFS
For Rent
For Sale
Lost
Found
Hired
Wanted
Shadowed
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS
Telephone K. U. 66 Or call at Dally Kar Business Office.
WANT ADS
Classified Advertising Rates
Minimum charge, one insertion 5c; two insertions 7c; three words, 9c;
insertions 12c; five insertions, 16c; fifteen to twenty five words, one
insertion, two words, two words, three words, four words,
five insertions 75c. Twenty-five insertions 75c.
First insertion, one-half cent a word each additional insertion,
first insertion, rates given upon application.
$5.00 REWARD—For returned over-court, military, pinch back, knee size, 37, no belt, taken from Spartan Stadium, delivery desk, library. 33-3*3-7
LOST-Fountain pen with gold band Tuesday near Brick's. 43-3-8
FOR RENT=Two connected rooms in modern house, unfurnished with private bath and sleeping porch. Phone 1520 Blue. 33*2-38*.
We carry the finest grade of candy our own make. Wiedemann's.'-Adv.
PROFESSIONAL
G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D. Diseases of the stomach, surgery and gynecologics, N. A. U. Bldg. Residence and hospital, 1291 Ohio St. Both phones, 35.
LAWRENGE OPTICAL CO. (Exclusive)
glassware examined, office
glasses examined, OFFICE
KEILERMAN'S BOOK STORE - Quiz books
artists' materials, drawing supplies,
Pictures and picture framing. Agency
Mammand Typewriters 839 Mass.
Materials.
C. E. **OREILUP** -Eye, Ear, Nose, and
Facial Tissue. Special attention given to
Special attention given to tonsils and
lipomas.
DR. H. RENBING—F. A. U. Bidg, Eyes
Brian H. Klassen, Classified
litter 6 to 8. Phone 5. 5143
J. R. BECHTEL, M. D., Rooms 3
or 4 mecc洛Chells. $47 Mass. St.
JOB PRINTING—B, H. Dale, 1027 Mass
St. Phone 228
The College Tailor 833 Mass. St.
DR. H. G. CABBELL, Physician and surgeon. Telephone 1284. 745 Mass. St.
PROTCH
TAXI 68
917 Mass. St. Phone 914
E. F. WIRTH
At Hatfield's Confectionery
709 Mass. St.
SUITING YOU is my business
SCHULZ the TAILOR
917 MS. St. Phone 914
ED. W. PARSONS
Jeweler 725 Mass. St.
diamonds, watches and cut glass. Repairing and engraving
Conklin and L. E. Waterman Fountain Pens McCOLLOCH'S DRUG STORE 847 Mass.
TAXI and AUTO LIVERY
We answer your calls early or late Prop. W. E. MOAK
HOTEL SAVOY
Absolutely clean Convenient location Good Cafes, moderate prices
SHAMPOOING Hair Dried Without Artificial Heat
MRS. LOFGREN
710 Ky. St. Phone 1371
Motel Mueblebach
BALTHORNE AVENUE AND THREE STREET
Kansas City Mo.
5000
New Fireproof Room
Rate from $200
Under the Personal Direction of
S.J. Whitmore and Joseph Renchel
EVERYTHING
IN FANCY
GROCERIES
Strong's Grocery 1021 Mass Phone 212
Hotel Kupper Kansas City, Mo.
Convenient to the shopping
Convenient to the shopping and Theatre District especially handy for ladies. be at Eleventh and McGee. Cafe in connection paying special attention to banquets. WALTER S. MARS. Mgr.