UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
NOVEMBER 20,1918.
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University of Kwaad
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The Daily Kansan aims 'to picture the undergraduate students to go farther than merely printing the news by standing for the ideals the University should have to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be responsible; to face serious problems to wiser head; in all, to serve to the university; to help the students of the University.
--diamonds, watches and cut glass. Repairing and engraving
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 29,1918
The main reason for Thanksgiving among some of the folks on the bleachers Thursday was not the winning of the game. The most important thing to the K. U. people who have been here in other years was that Rock Chalk sounded natural again—for the first time this year,
UNIVERSAL TRAINING
The Students' Army Training Corps soon to become a closed chapter in the history of the University, will not end its influence with the mustering-out of its men. The politics and policies of the nation will be governed by its after-effects for years to come.
The question of universal military service will come before the public more insistently than ever, after the final signing of the peace terms. Plans have already been presented for a training period of nine months for every young man. The decision rests with the people, and the posthumous influence of the student army will enter at that time.
From every man who spent the two months in camp here and at other schools, from every member of his family, and from most of his friends, a vote against universal military service may be expected.
The men who have lived in barracks have become convinced that such intensive training in time of peace is unnecessary. They do not wish to spend three months of every year incurred in a cantonment. Universal military service was to them only a phrase heretofore; now they have seen the actuality. The ex-soldiers and the men now in the schools and colleges will become the law-makers of the nation before long and they will not have the visionary ideas that urge on many of the modern exponents of militarism.
A cadet corps with a commandant and perhaps one other officer would give University students here ample military drill for peace times. The practice of military tactics is necessary, now that the nation is to have an increased army and navy, but its practice in the intensive form of the S. A.T.C. is not needed.
The preservation of a nation demands military protection, but the preservation of a democracy cannot be possible with military service of the Prussian Landwehr type.
The Three Owls who are now in school are more resentful than the rest of the students at the publication of the Hoot Owl. They claim that it is an illegal appropriation of their name.
'TIS VERILY THE YEAR O'
YEARS!
In days of yore, when first the Jay-hawker management announced that a flashlight picture of the pep-meeting would be taken for the Annual, ye freshman slicked up his hair and straggled for a place in the center of the front row. Then along in the spring he pointed with pride to a pinheaded likeness of himself in the cut on page 54.
The next year, he was wiser, and more diplomatic. As a sophomore, he condescended to join a campus club the day before its group picture was to be taken, and he subsequently appeared as a pillor of the University's one and only Anthropological Society, whose membership was sufficiently limited to make him really recognizable.
When he was a junior, he haughtily awaited the hour when the manager of the photographic section would approach him with a heartfelt plea for $5 and a cut of himself all by himself. It was a great moment, and junior dignity always hesitated to comply with the request. But for all that, our hero borrowed his girl's powder puff, wandered into the city, and sternly confronted the camera for four shots in five minutes.
It was with a painful knowledge of bidding a long farewell to all his greatness, that he turned in the gloss for his senior picture, and the cycle of his photographic history ended. He felt the vague foreshadowing of the time ahead when he would be an insignificant creature, with nobody to beg for his photograph. It was an awful day.
This year it won't be necessary for the freshman to pose in the front row of a rally picture. The sophomore will not have to join a campus club. The junior and the senior will no longer be favored by an importunate photographic chief of section. It's everybody's picture book. All that required as an excuse to get a whole square inch of space is membership in the S. A. T. C. Oh, boy! That's why the freshman and the photographer are thankful this year.
YOU MAY HAVE SEEN THE
Four girls were walking down the campus walk four abreast. They were not too pre-occupied to see another girl approaching but she was forced to get off the walk to let them by.
With demobilization imminent, we may expect to come up the Hill any morning and find old-time political posters plastered on the sidewalk, announcing that a gentleman politician has been found to contest the election of the woman who is running for senor president.
Merely Mental Lapses Jokes and Alleged Joke#
A green batch of recruits who had just come into camp the preceding night were startled from their sound slumbers by the sonorous and insistent notes of the bugler blowing the reveller.
WHEN UNCLE SPEAKS
Now to the game they had left their easy civilian life to play, none of the raw "rookies" stirred from their beds with the sole exception of a little southern lad from New Orleans, who, siting up in his sat rubbing his eyes, remarked to the sleeping forms around him. You all bettah get up—you'll be called 'nyu, you, dat your uncle talkin' to you now.' — Judge.
"Lessee. Come to think of it, he had on spiral leggins and a pair of O. D. pants."—Stars and Stripes,
"Say, a feller was around here look-in'
for you just now."
EASY TO IDENTIFY
"American as you are, don't you think you would be really awed by the presence of a king?"
AMERICAN ATTITUDE
"Zasso? What'd he look like?"
Undergraduate Drillmaster (as his obedient inforces charge one another): My gosh! What is that military term for "Stop!"
CRASH
"Not if I held an ace."
DEBTOR
Readable Verse
Discovered by Readers of the University Daily Kansas
So long as my spirit still Is tled of breath
And lifts its plumes of pride In the dark face of death;
While I am curious still Of love and fame
Of love and fame,
Keeping my pride too high For the years to come
How can I quarrel with fate Since I can see
Keeping my pride too high For the years to tame;
I am a debtor to life
Not life to me?
SERMONETTE
And the Lord said unto him (Moses)
What is that in thine hand? And he
asked it.
Sara Teasdale in the Yale Review
By Florence Harvey.
And he said, Cast it on the ground,
And he cast it on the ground, and it
became a serpent; and Moses fled from
before it.
And the Lord said unto Moses, Put forth thine hand, and take it by the hand, and he put forth his hand, and caught it, a rod in his hand—Ecodus 4:2-4.
It seems quite the thing for a student to withdraw From a course when he is falling behind in his work. He is not lucky to be able to drop out, and not unfrequently it is the instructor who suffers of relief when he loses the student.
How many students desert courses considered hard, and dee before quizzes because they fear they are not prepared?
Both are in the position of Moses when he *bed* from before the serpent, who has an instructor who will induce him to turn back, and fortunate also, is the instructor who can be led by the student to see that there is true worth in his bed.
The point is, don't give up. Turn back. It is pretty sure to assume that he will.
Our Church Directory
If Your Church is not Listed Here
Call the Kansan
Sunday, December 1. 1918
First presbyterian: Ninth and Vermont;
Sunday School, 10 a.m. m. Morning services,
Wednesday, 10 a.m. quartet; Evening services, 7:45 p.m.
m. Christian Endeaver, 6:45 p.m.
United Brethren; Vermont and 17th.
Sunday School, 10 a.m. in Morning
School; Wednesday, 8 p.m. in "Master"
"Christian Endearment"; 6:45.
Evening Services, 7:45. Rev. N. J.
Miller.
First Baptist: Eighth and Kentucky,
Sunday School, 9:45 a.m. Morning
Services, 11 a.m. "The Price of Personal Liberty: Evening Service,
The Liberty Act obtained With Oneself." The Rev. Frank Jennings,
pastor.
First Christian: Tenth and Kentucky.
Sunday School 10 a.m. m. Classes for
University men and women.
Morning services, 11 a.m. The speaker
was named the Rev. Joseph,
who has been for thirteen
years a teacher in Porto Rico.
Christian Endevour, 6:43 p.m. m. Evening
service, 7:15. The subject of the sermon will be an evangelistic
the Rev. M. Lae Sorey,
pastor.
St. John's: 1228 Kentucky, Communion 8:00, High mass, 10:00, "The Immutability of the Gospel," Sunday School, 11:00 a.m. Mr. Veepers and Bernice B. Levy, 11:00 a.m. December 5, is the first Sunday of Advent. The Rev. G. J. Eckart, pastor.
Trinity Episcopal: Tenth and Vermont Bishop James Wise will conduct the services. Early Commun at 7:20 a.m. Sunday School, 11:00 a.m. Sunday School, 10 a.m.
Plymouth Congregation: Between Ninth and Tenth on Vermont. Sunday School, 10 a.m. "Morning Service" for the congregation. "The Pound Follah." Communion Service, 4:30 p.m. «Christian Endover» for the Rev. Koss Sanderson, pastor.
First Methodist: Tenth and Vermont St. School, Sunday School, 10 a.m. M. Morning services, 11 a.m. E. Epworth haggery services, 12 a.m. service services, 7:45. Dr. S. K. Styke, nunc.
Principal Lutheran: One block east of the Court House, Sunday School, 10 a.m.; Bible Study, 10 a.m.; Services, both morning and evening, 11 a.m. and 8 p.m.; Luther Longue
Christian Seierleens Thirteenth and Masse-
menter Sungay School in Mount-
serving serge. Subjects: *Suplemente*
*"Ancient and Modern Neoromanecy-
al Alma Mormonism and Hymnology, De-
cade*
Outfairn: Hancock and Vermont
Sunday School, 9:30 a. m. Morning
services, 10:30 a. m. Musical pro-
motion. Mr. William Dalton will
sing.
**Friends:** Truth and Delaware Services
10180 a.m. in m Sunday school, 12 a.m.
in m Wednesday service
The Red Cross is Democratic.
EVERYTHING
CLARK
CLEANS
LOTHES
730 Mass. Phone 355
1021 Mass
IN FANCY
GROCERIES
Strong's Grocery
Phone 212
Taxi 12 PHONE "One-Two"
"One-Two"
This column is for the assistance of readers of the Daily Kansan and location of merchants is not made available. Since there cannot be purchased.
First Aid to Shoppers
Of course the Kaiser is whipped now, but the boys over here and over there too just hate to quit shooting at him. A pack of targets, three and a half inches square with the face of old Kaiser Bill in the bull's eye, can be slipped into a letter or sent first-class mail for a three cent stamp. You don't really need to the real thing, a fifteen cent package of these from McCullock's Drug Store might give him a bit of satisfaction.
GIFTS FOR YANK AND TAR
Maybe your sailor boy needs a new tie for his middy. Handsome silk ones, a yard square, are on display at Ober's, at $2.50.
Just now, when patriotism is at its height, and the boy in khaki points to his flag with all the pride of his whole impulse soul, it would please him to read the history of that flag, its origin, its original design. Its interest in the stories all that interesting bits of lore are contained in a tiny booklet at the University Bookstore. The price is as tiny as the book, 25 cents.
This is the open season for candy, Wiedemann is selling a neatly packed box of candy, gum, life-saveears and novelty sweets for $1.50.
Of course he smokes. Matches are scarce and difficult to keep dry. One of the newest things for the soldiers' comfort and convenience is the victory light. It is a wick, treated with phosphorus. At the top is a silver cap, when the spring is released causes the necessary friction to ignite the fuse or wick. Any kind of a breeze will damage it, and the patch which will burn until the cap is replaced. Guttafson's College Jewelry Store has a few of these at $2.00
Here's something for any or every men in the service; a sterling case into which the metal identification disc issued by the government may be inserted. There, also is space for two small pictures. These may be purchased at Landers' Jewelry Store, for $4.50.
We know that the good old Stars and stripes cannot be put down, but is gives us a grand and glorious feeling to see it tried out in the little metal ball which has a small silk flag stuck into the top of it. A tiny band around the circumference of the ball holds the statistic "this袜 can not be downed". Try as you will the flag will remain in no other position than upright one. This makes a patriotic little gift and sells for 25 cents.
If your boy is over there, he tramps in any kind of weather. Waterproof coats do not always protect his passions. Carter's Book Store is selling waterproof note books, with waterproof paper. Soak it overnight and write your letter in the morning if you want to; it won't hurt anything. One of these books, containing a pad of paper and a pencil, sells for $2.00.
Did you send him a fountain pen last year? Did the ink dry up or disappear entirely? Why not send him one of the new metal pencils? There's lead in the barrel to outlast even a siege of the "write-her everyday." Cases come in sterling silver and or gold or steel. These are hand engraved or chased. These pencils cost from one to four dollars.
The Red Cross is Mobile.
MILITARY STOCKS Smooth and Even Patented
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WANT ADS
LOST—Bon Ton fountain pen, be-
LOST—Signet ring, initials A. T.
Finder please return to Kunny 8.25.
LOS1- Bon尼芬 fountain pen, between Fraser Hall and Massachusetts Street, on Tuesday. Finder please call 353. 25-tf-30
LOST- Conlink, self-fitting pen between 1245 La. St. and Bldg. Return to Kansai office. Reward. 28-2-33
LOST—Medium sized gold horseshoe pin between Gym and 14th and Tenn. St. Phone 1654 White.
PROFESSIONAL
LAWRENCE OPTICAL CO. (Exclusive
40 mtre terminal), Loxx box system
with 16mtr optical link
G. W. JONES. A. M, M. D. Diseases of the stomach surgery, and gynecology 1, F. A, P. U. Bldg. Residence and hospital, 1291 Ohio St. Both phones, 35.
KEELER'S BOOK STORE -Quiz books
artist's materials, drawing supplies
Pictures and picture framing. Agency
Hammond Typewriters. 393 Mass Street
29-2-34
J. R. BECHTEI, M. D., Roome S.
4 over McCOLLES, 847 Mass. St.
DR. H. REDING—F. A. U. Ridg, Eye car,
N.J. Jets' Matslas' Miles
Used Phone 5113.
C. E. O'REILLE-Eyre, Bair, Nose, and
Special attention given to tonsils and
the mouth.
DAN'S CAFE The Place to Eat
JOB PRINTING—B. H. Dale, 1027 Mass
St. Phone 2288.
DR. H. G. CARBELL, Physician and surgeon. Telephone 1284.
745 Muss, St.
Hotel Kupper
Kansas City, Mo.
Convenient to the shopping and Theatre District —especially handy for indies, being at Eleventh and McGee. Cafe in connection paying special attention to banquets.
WALTER S. MARS, Merri
WALTER S. MARS, Mgr.
Try us and be convinced
906 Mass. St.
Phone 159
LAWRENCE HAT WORKS and SHINING PARLOR For MEN and WOMEN 833 Mass. Phone 2253
SHAMPOOING Rates 35c to 75c Hair work of all kinds.
Hair work of all kinds.
MRS C. H. SANDEN
1316 Tenn. St. Phone 1036
"THE GIFT SHOP"
A MARKS & SON
Jeweler, Lawrence, Kansas.
The Original Marks Jewelry Store
735 Mass. St.
STUDENTS' SHOE SHOP
TAXI 68
E. F. WIRTH
At Hatfield's Confectionery
709 Mass. St.
SUITING YOU is my business
1107 Mass. Lawrence, Kas.
Work and Prices Always Right.
We also repair and cover parasola.
ED. W. PARSONS
Jeweler 725 Mass. St.
SCHULZ the TAILOR
917 Mass. St. Phone 914
AUBREY'S PLACE (Next to Varsity Theater)
in town at
Magazines, Fruit, Candies
The Crispest, Freshest, Pop Corn in town at
Conklin and L. E. Waterman Fountain Pens MeCOLLOCH'S DRUG STORE 847 Mass.
TAXI and AUTO LIVERY
PHONE 148
We answer your calls early or late Prop. W. E. MOAK
HOTEL SAVOY
KENTUCKY, CT 01792
Reduced to ten cents a yard.
Absolutely clean
Convenient location
Good Cafes, moderate prices
CARDS ENGRAVED
EVERSHARP PENCILS
TEMPOINT; WATERMAN
and
SHEAFFER FOUNTAIN
PENS
CARTER'S
CHRISTMAS GOODS
Reduced to ten cents a yard.
Sewing machines rented by week or month.
SINGER SEWING MACHINE CO.
$33\frac{1}{2}$ Mass. St. Look for the Red S. Phone 577
HEMSTITCHING
CARTER'S 1025 Mass
HESS DRUG STORE
Magazines and Periodicals, Douglas Chocolates, Flash Lights, and Real Cone Cola.
Only Drug Store on East Side of Mass. St.
742 Mass. St. Phone 537
Watkins National Bank
Capital $100,000
Surplus $100,000
Careful Attention Given to All Business.
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