UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
NOVEMBER 22,1918.
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the university, including the Kansan aim by shading for the ideas the University holds; to play with the theme to be chosen; to be charitable; to be kind; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads; and to achieve its ability the students of the University.
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 22,1918.
A. W. O. L.
YOUR school spirit is rotten, men—the poorest I've seen." Thus speak the lieutenants, who come from other schools and ought to know.
"Come to life, gang, for goodness sake. Let's make 'em think we're for our team anyway."
The cheer-leaders talk that way, for they have seen and heard K. U. rooters in previous years.
And we've either got to believe them—or show them differently. The biggest game of the season, with Missouri, is approaching. And just before that, there is a contest with Baker, in other days K. U's most hated rival. It will take pop and ginger and jazz aplenty to carry the team through to victory, and that's why a roaring pop session has been scheduled for tonight on McCook Field.
Here will be an opportunity for K. U, to show that the old spirit of "Rock Chalk" hasn't died, but has just been absent without leave. They're going to put it on extra detail now and keep it working overtime and never give it another weekend pass. There's no reason on earth why K. U shouldn't beat Missouri this year, provided the roots don't desert the ranks. Tonight they will have that chance to show where they stand on the pep prophesis.
Doughnuts had a place all their own in the great war. They never failed to fill the Bill.
THE FRESHMAN'S NIGHT
TONIGHT is the night when every freshman girl has the divine right of an upper classman's company to that jolly affair called the Freshman Frolic. It's for every freshman and for every sophomore and junior and senior too, if they come properly provided with little sisters,
But sometimes a lonesome freshman gets left out. You seniors remember what a perfectly wonderful time you had at the frolic and how you would have felt if your big sister had not called for you. It isn't too late to call that little sister. You take all of them.
Five hundred tons of jam recently arrived at a Pacific port from the Antipodes. And the American small boy thought he had a corner on the industry.
CONSIDER THE NAVY
CONSIDER the navy, quartered in barracks four, consider them, ye who say that the ancient spirit of the Jayhawk has departed from K. U. Their grievances are many and yet they sing while the other barracks are quiet. They have had no pay and yet they contribute liberally to the war causes. Their uniforms have not yet arrived, and doubtless never will, and yet they envy not the army in its khaki.
There is no limit to their hours of K. P. Scrubbing the barracks and policing the grounds occupy the Wednesday morning study hours.
If they go to the barracles to study in the afternoon they find the sergeant and the waiting broom and map. If they stay on the campus when they have no classes their names place on the restricted list. And in the barracles in the evening, when they must study or flunk, comes the educational lecturer or the uplift entertaining. And yet the navy's the life and K. U. is a great place. Let's have another go at "The Sergent."
Students' Church Directory
If Your Church is Not Listed Here, Call the Kanson.
THE OPEN DOOR
THE REV. M. LEE SOREY
SERMONETTES
By University Students and Lawrence Pastora.
When the apostle Paul wrote his first letter to the Church at Corinth, the condition in that Church seemed to warrant an early visit for him to correct the evils existing, but he wrote from Ephesus where there was a wonderful opportunity for service. He described this situation in the following language: For a great door and effectual is opened unto me, and there are many adversaries.
Ephesus was a city given over to the worship of Diana. The great temple of Diana was one of the seven wonders of the world—425 feet long, 120 feet wide, completely surrounded by great marble columns 60 feet high placed 4 feet apart. Within its inner sanctuary reposed the rough-hewn wooden image of the Godess Diana, supposed to have fallen down from the sky. The silversmith made great money by selling small silver images of the goddes to the devotees.
It was into the midst of such idolatrous worship that Paul came. He counted it a great opportunity—an open door. He entered, and success attended his labors.
And so, there is opened unto us right here in this community a great door and effectual. The University offers to every young man and young woman an open door of opportunity. It is of tremendous importance that every one of them should joyously enter. Usually the young people who seek the higher education are a choice company, first because of their desire for education and in the second place because of the increased power education brings to them. We are told that only ten percent of those without a college education succeed in the business world while ninety percent of college trained men succeed. This situation prevails in all phases of life. Today, the President, the Vice-President, Speaker of the House, all but two of the cabinet, sixy- nine out of ninety-six of the senate, 305 out of the 435 representatives and all justices of the Supreme Court are college trained men. Only three percent of the army are college trained men yet this three percent has furnished eighty-five percent of the officers. Thus the University offers to every young man and young woman an open door of opportunity which should be joyously entered.
Sunday Services, Nov. 24, 1918.
St. John's—1228 Kentucky. The last Sunday in the ecclesiastical year. Mass. *Mass and Communion*, 9 a.m. Mass and Benediction, 10 a.m. Sermon, "The General Judgment." St. John's School, 110-36.
Christian Science—Massachusetts and Thirteenth.
Sunday School, 10 a.m. Services, 12 a.m.
Cotterton - Hancock and Vermont, Sunday School,
9:30 a.m. m. Services, 10:30 a.m.
**Friends—Teenth and Delaware, Services, 10 a. m.**
*Thanksgiving, Sunday School, 11 a. m.*
*Tuesday through Friday, 12 a. m.*
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Trinity Episcopal—Tenth and Vermont. Sunday School, 10 a.m., Services, 11 a.m. Dean L. E. Sayre will give the address on the subject of "Peace."
FirstChristian—Tenth and Kentucky. Sunday
School, 10 a.m. Morning Services, 11 a.m.
Evening Services, 7:45 p.m. Christian En-
davor, 6:44 p.m. The Rev. M. Lee Soray,
M.D.
First Methodist Episcopal *Tenth* and Vermont St.
Sunday School, 10 a.m. M. Morning Services, 11
a.m. Ewpwth League, 6:45. Evening
Services, 7:45. Dr. S. Kline, pastor.
Prinity Lutheran—One block east of the Court House, Sunday School, 10 a.m. Morning Services, 11 a.m. "The Church's Message to the Nations." Luther League, 7 p.m. Evening services 8 p.m. This service is to be the annual Thanksgiving service of the Women's Missionary Society. The page will contain the subject of "Missions." Dr. E. E. Stauffer pastor.
Plymouth Congregational—Between Ninth and Tenth on Vermont. Sunday School, 10:00. Morning Services, 11:00. "Our Pilgrim Heritage." Christian Endowment, 7:45 p.m. Evening Services, 7:45 p.m. This will be a special service for the public school teachers of the city. "The American Public School and the Kingdom of God." Rev. Rav Sanderson.
First Baptist — Eighth and Kentucky, Sunday School, 9:45 a.m. University Chasse conducted by Chancellor Frank Strong and Profiler L. E. Sisson. Morning Services, 11 a.m. m. "The Savings," 7:15 p.m. "The Unpaused Picture." Dr. Frank Jennings, pastor.
First Presbyterian - Ninth and Vermont. Sunday
School, 10 a.m. M. Morning Services, 11 a.m.
Evening Services, 7:45 p.m. Christian En-
trance, 8:45 p.m. The Rev. E A. Black,
patron.
I can't it terrible, Persis? Those gallant fellows of the S. A. T. C. would rather sleep than drill in the cold, cold mornings. And they would rather drill in the afternoon than have that precious time free to take Estella to the festive picture show.
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Soldiers' and Sailors' Edition, The Minne-
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NINE IRON CROSSSES
Tommy had captured a prisoner and while
waiting for the answer to come we must kill.
waiting for the escort to come up said to him:
"Hare you get a wife?"
your iron cross?"
"Nine?" gaped Tommy. "Lumme, where's
their dog?"
"Nein," answered the German.
--we are ordered to attack the inim. Will we fight
bola hives or son run hello towards?"
HANK, THE YAPHANK YAP
Examining Officer; And why did you assault the sentry in this brutal fashion?
Private Hank (late of the gashouse gang) ;
Well, de guy sez he challenges me, so I busts him
one in de jaw...Jester.
Acknowledgements to the authors
SOME DEFINITIONS
Recruit: A wouldde rookie with the "gimmies!".
Rookie: A buk private in the making.
Buck Private: Buck a day; million days, million ducks
First Class Private: Gets three bucks a month more than a buck private, and don't talk to him any more. First stages of hard boiled.
Corporal: Sergeant's orderly. Second stage of hard boiled.
Noncoms: Completely hard boiled. Independent as a Swede immigrant when you ask him for a match.
Captain: A god man to see for a furlough.
Usually has rheumatism of the hand when asked.
Lieutenant: Holds conversation with the captain. Sometimes, talks to buck privates.
TRAINED BULLETS
Two negroes were discussing the wonderful inventions brought about by the war.
"Yes, sah," one said, "Mr. Edison dun invented a comeback bullet. If it don't kill a German it comes back."
"How about dem comin' back bullets? What do
dey do to keep you from hitin' onenu men?"
"Well, Mr. Edison got 'em trained. You don't 'spse he'd let 'em kill any American, do you? No, sah. He's got 'em fixed so's dey jest' ease back down arund' de gunners' feet an' say; 'Dey all dead in dat trench, boss. Send me where I got a chance to do somethin'."
"OVER THERE"
Said an Irish drill sergeant to his men: "Yes,
"We will," shouted the men.
"Which will ye do?" asked the sergeant.
"We won't," cried the men.
"Ah," replied the sergeant, "I thought ye would."
ALL THE INGREDIENTS
Privato (sarcastically): Yes, and tastes like
t, too.
Canteen Waiter (affably) : Looks like rain.
don't it?
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LOST—Five dollar bill between Brick's and Snow Hall Nov. 14. Return to Kansan office. 20-t-ff2
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WANTED—A roommate for daughter. Beautiful down stairs, front room. 2344 Blau. 18-ft-17
FOR RENT—Sleeping porch and den for two or three boys. Stirently modern, 1139 Tenn. 19-tf-18
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PROFESSIONAL
G. W. J0XES, A. M. M. D. Diseases of the stomach surgery and gynecology Suite 1, F. A. U. Hldg, Residence 1281 Ogio St. Sr. Both phones, 35.
KEELEY'S BOOK STORE - Quiz books
artists' material, trays, supplies.
Pictures and picture framing. Agency
typewriters. Typewriter. 355 Mast.
Street.
J. R. RECHTEL, M. D. Rooms 3 and
m.四 McCollachie 847 Mass. St.
DR. H. REDING — F. A. U. Bidg. Eve.
HR. D. HOURS 9 to 6. Phone 1-843-702-5200.
Hours 9 to 6. Phone 1-843-702-5200.
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JOB PRINTING - 3. H, Dale, 1027 Mass.
St. Phone 228.
DR. H. G. CARBELL, Physician and surgeon. Telephone 2284.
745 Mass. St.
Greene's Chocolate Shop
Candies, Ice Cream and Fountain Drinks Light Refreshments Daintily Served. HOME OF GOOD THINGS TO EAT Across Street North of Innes.
HESS DRUG STORE
Magazines and Periodicals, Douglas Chocolates, Flash Lights.
and Real Coca Cola
742 Mass. St.
Only Drug Store on East Side of Mass. St.
Watkins National Bank
Capital $100,000
Surplus $100,000
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