NOVEMBER 7,1918. 5.1.2 信息传输协议 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN 图示:机械加工流程图 Spoofing Reporters Favorite Indoor Sport Of Gallant Shavetails News Shagging Private Gets Introduction to Military Etiquette It is difficult to be a reporter and a soldier at the same time. A certain soldier-reporter was sent from the Kansan office to get a story about the vocational section. Not being experienced, he went immediately to Division B headquarters. He entered without knocking, his mind occupied with the conversation he was about to lead. Seeing a lieutenant, he saluted and was told to go outside and knock. He went out, knocked and re-entered. After his salute had been recognized he began: "I am a reporter for the Kansan, I—." Just then one of the lieutenants, for there were two in the room, broke in with, "Who are you?" while the other said, "What's your name?" Of course the answer was "Private Blank, sir," and silence, awaiting the pleasure of the lieutenant. The lieutenant then asked, "are you a member of this S. A, T. C, bunch?" a member of this S. A. T. C. bunch"? The soldier's reply, for, having a single track mind he had forgotten to be a reporter, was, "Yea sir." The lieutenant then asked, "Are you a message purporting to be for "the boy scouts down in the valley," and containing numerous and vivid assertions. You might say the message was somewhat incoherent and important, that is you might say it if you weren't a private talking about an officer. The message was not intended to be delivered and was only an expression of the healthy rivalry which the lieutenants seemingly wished to foster between members of Section A and Section B, its purpose perhaps being also to heckle and likewise spoil the would be reporter The lieutenants next began a discussion of The Kansan and wanted to know if the reporter had written certain articles, also who managed The Kansan and they added general advice as to what should or should not be printed in The Kansan. Apparently they knew all about everything in all the world. Certain others in the room, sergeants supposedly, helped out from time to time in the discussion. When things let up a little the reporter asked if the lieutenant had any further news and finding that he had not the reporter went back to write his story. Section "A" Men to Hear Talks on Army Service Students To Decide Tomorrow On Branches They Wish To Follow Men in Section A of the S. A. T. C. at the University will have an opportunity to select the branches of the service they prefer at two special meetings called for Friday. Because of the limited seating capacity of Fraser Hall the men will be divided into two groups. One half will be assembled at 10 a. m. and the remainder of the men at 11 a. m. Representatives of the various branches of the army and navy will give brief talks describing the work of each section. They will be appointed by Lieut. Thomas C. Madden from among the officers stationed in the army, but will also do the work in pharmacy, medicine and engineering, and Lieut. Hubert C. McPeak will explain the work of the marines and the navy. The arrangement of courses for next semester will be the principle purpose of the meeting, and it is believed that after the branches of the service are explained it will be easier for the students to decide and to select courses of value to their work. Cards will be passed out for the men to fill in, showing the preferred branches. The work of the home service branch of the Red Cross will be detailed to the men by Dean F. W. Blackmar at the close of the military talks. Denn Blackmar is head of the work here and will tell of the assistance given the families of soldiers by the Red Cross. The National Red Cross has requested that the talk be made at this time. Dr. Goetz Returns From Medical Work At Winslow, Arizona Physical Education Instructor Contracted Pneumonia— Nursed Patients The order for going on guard has become somewhat twisted in Barracks 8. First the infantry took a turn at it, and then came the artillery. But the coming of Captain Phillips to inspect the artillery section made it necessary for another change, after the artillerymen had served six hours. Tuesday a combination of doughboys and aviators were guarding the camp and today the infantry is getting another shot at it. Dr. Alice Goetz, head of the women's section of the department of physical education, returned to Lawrence from Arizona today and is convalescing from an attack of pneumonia at her home, 1701 Louisiana street, Doctor Goetz contracted pneumonia while nursing Spanish indiana patients sent there by the government. She has been in a hospital at Phoenix, Ariz. She expects to be able to resume work next week. Doctor Goetz registered as a nurse from Arizona and is a member of the medical reserve of that state. When the influenza situation became acute there, orders were sent out to nurses by Surgeon General Rupert Blue and Doctor Goetz was assigned to Winslow. She left here a few days after the suspending of school, but spent most of the time in a hospital. Rumor No. 7888, being circulated upairers in Barracks 8, is that the aviation section will leave in the early spring of 1921 for a training camp. Campus Martius Notes Tell Barracks Events Kodak Supplies and Finishing Lieut. Joseph W. Cummings has been placed in command of Company I, by order of Lieutenant Cramer. Company F which has been eaten in the big mess hall in Barracks 2, started taking meals in Barracks 6 today. The men scrubbed everything in the mess hall, from the ceiling to the floor, and asserts it has the clearest mess hall in the camp. The honor for having the prize bulletin board in camp belongs to Company D. The board is in the form of a circle, with artistic lettering in red and white. The throats of the men in Barracks 2,3,4, and 5 were swabbed for cultures Wednesday for bacteriological examination. It is said that the swabbers played a trick on their patients by telling them of the large number of men who had fainted while the process was going on, and that some of them even had to be chloroformed. As usual, the sailors received instruction in the art of deck scrubbing Wednesday. Company D, the Navy section of the S. A. T. C., is erecting a clothes-line behind Barracks 4. Instead of hanging clothes abreast, as mother does at home, the sailors will hang them from two wires, side by side and close together, so that less room is needed. Help the American home to follow the flag—November 11-18. Special proposition on photos for S. A. T. C. members. Call and See Ug. University Cafeteria Culmination of Dream Of Many Years Past Only Evening Meal to Be Served, And That to Soldiers, at First With the opening of the University, cafeteria in Myers Hall, now announced for Monday, K. U. will take its place among the many state schools having college restaurants. Practically every large institution in the country has an eating place maintained by the school, but years of agitation here failed to bring recognition until this year. C. U. with the needed impetus and caused the home economics department to undertake the work. "I hope that the cafeteria will be retained as a permanent feature," said Miss Ruth Stevenson, in charge of the work. "Of course just now it is only for the military part of the school but we hope to extend the patronage of the cafeteria service later to include everyone." Places announcing the opening of the cafeteria were placed in prominent places in all the buildings today. Only the evening meal will be served at first, but it is probable that later luncheon will be added to the program. Plans now are being discussed for throwing open the cafeteria to civilian students and others, and if such action is taken, a large patronage is expected, particularly during cold weather, when women will be glad to save a trip home by eating on the Hill. Two squads of men from Company H were at work all day today unpacking the equipment for the cateria, polishing silver-ware, cleaning up tables and chairs, and doing other work to get the place in readiness for the opening next week. The equipment has all but been purchased by the only expense the home economics department will bear will be for the food and other materials used and a small amount labor. All food will be served at cost, and the classes in institutional cooking and special problems will do most of their work. Good food at low prices is expected. A meeting of the instructors of the men of Section A of the S. A. T. C. has been called by Chancellor Strong for 4 o'clock, Friday afternoon, in room 110 Fraser to discuss problem solving and the continuing of the work. Since this is the first "get together" of instructors since early in October there will be many things to discuss, chief among them being the complications arising from the epidemic of "flut". So far as is known the term will end December 21 as was originally intended. One of the chief purposes of the meeting will be to give the instructors the benefit of all information that has come from the War Department, in order that they may be able to answer many questions the students may ask. Help the American home to follow the flag-November 11-18. Section A Instructors Are to Confer Friday Methods of Grading and Making Reports Among Subjects to Be Discussed Among the other things to be discussed are the kinds of records to be kept and the form and content of the necessary monthly reports of the work of the students, various requirements for men wishing to enter the different branches of the service, methods for keeping an accurate record of th men for military reasons, the conditions under which men may remain two years in engineering, pharmacy, or medicine, and the courses to be given in the various departments for next semester. Drop in to the Web Holloway Promoted Web Holloway, a member of the Sigma Nu fraternity, who practiced law in Kansas City, Kansas, has been made an captain and is in the judge advocate's office in Washington. OLYMPIA CANDY KITCHEN For Pure Home Made Candies—Ice Cream and Fountain Drinks You'll Like the Place. HEMSTITCHING 931 Mass. Reduced to ten cents a yard. Sewing machines rented by week or month. SINGER SEWING MACHINE CO. Phone 577 A Gift Worth While $5.50 to $50.00 Ye Shop of Fine Quality Is a beautiful Gruen Wrist Watch given to the soldier or sailor who is preparing to fight for you. ELGINS, WALTHAMS, OMEGAS INGERSOLLS, ETC. Military service demands that one must be absolutely on time and in order to be prompt one must have a dependable watch. Fitted, shrunk, cleaned, pressed. Leggings fitted; Rookie hats sewed. Ladies' or gentleman's clothes cleaned, pressed and repaired. Students pressing tickets for sale. UNIFORMS 833 $ _{1/2} $ Mass. St. CLARK LEANS LOTHES 730 Mass. 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