APRIL 30,1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN K. U. Women To Give Home Coming Dance For Men in Service Dates Date of Ball Set for May 11— Women To Make At last the University women are going to have an opportunity to setle up all their social debts and the K. U. men who have joined the army and in training camps at Funston and Leavenworth will be given a special chance to "come back" and feel, for one night at least, as if they are once more in school and there is no war with Germany. The women are going to give a dance with the W. A. A. board in full charge of arrangements. It will be proper for the women to invite the men to this dance, but it will not be amiss for the men to follow the old line of attack and make their dates early. This will probably be the last big dance of the year, and the committee on arrangements are planning to make it a home coming party for K. U. men in the army and a special effort will be made to have many of them present. Of course the University "Regulars" will be welcome. The date is set for evening of May 11, in Robinson Gymnasium. Haley will be on hand with his three-piece orchestra. The committees have announced nothing yet about special features except that the cups and letters won by W. A. A. women during the year will be presented. Bricken's Cafe will be open after the dance. Phi Beta Pi Convention By the Way Phi Beta Pi will entertain the delegates to its national convention Thursday, May 2, with a motor trip around Lawrence and the University grounds, and a dinner dance at F. A. U. Hall. About 75 delegates will come to Lawrence, and there will be more than 200 guests at the dinner dance. Hester Jackson, c'19, has withdrawn from the University. Miss Jackson has been visiting at Camp Oglethorpe Georgia, and is now in New York City. Roy B. McMillan, e18, who is in the radio service at the Great Lakes Training Station, was a guest Monday at the Acacia house. Kappa Kappa Gamma will give its annual mothers' day dinner Sunday May 12. Joe Konantz, c'21, left Lawrence today to report at Camp Funston for military service. The Moody Club will dance Thurs day night from 7 to 8 o'clock. The Kinee Club will dance Wednes day night from 7 to 8 o'clock. Dinner For Harold Lytle members of the cast of the senior play, "Fifty-Fifty," will give a dinner at the Oread Cafe tonight in honor of Harold Lytle, A. B., 17 author of the play. Lytle will leave Wednesday for Washington, where he will do war work in the department of standards. He has been a fellow in the department of economics this year. Virginia Lucas, A. B. '17, of Kansas City, was a guest at the Kappa house Monday. Miss Lucas went to Hutchinson today to attend the wedding of Mr. Waldemar Heathcote and Ruth B. Moore, A. B. '17. Helen Cook, Esther Moore and Bess Alnsworth will go to Hutchinson today for the Heathecote-Moore wedding. Esther Moore will be her sister's maid of honor, and Helen Cook will play the wedding march. Lieut. G, C. McCaleb, who was a student in the School of Law last year, spent Monday at the Kanza house. McCaleb was on his way to Camp Funston, after a ten days' leave at his home in Bartlevue, Okla. Alpha Chi Omega Pledge Alpha Chi Omega Fledge Alpha Chi Omega announces the pleiding of Adelaide Dick, c'20 of Lawrence. Pi Phi Founders' Day Banquet The annual founders' day banquet of Pi Beta Phi was held at the chapter house Monday night. Former students and alumnae who were back for the banquet include Dorothy Brown of Joplin, M. Helen Chapman of Kansas City, Kan.; Eva Moore Diamond of Wichita; and Mrs. George Henry Beach of Kansas City, Mo. Behold the Meek and Mouse-Colored Prot Dotted among the cerisei-purple and blue serge of the 8 o'clock morningly up-flowing stream of manny and humanity there are occasional strange specks. Against all laws of nature and gravity these be not the driftwood of the stream the royal jet of the local universe the mental scintillators, the intellectual diamond and platinum—the highly and lowly prof. Watch that prof.—he's faring forth to daily battle; to a struggle not "over there" but "over here." Cast your eye upon the ammunition case—it resembles a young and slightly deformed traveling bag which has never grown up. Inside that young traveling bag are the day's pearls for sowing in the fields of undergraduate mind—pearls that cost that prof gray hair, a blighted looking countenance, and circled and lack-luster eyes. The garb of the prof is meek and neat, for the powers that be see to it that he is kept strictly to the realm of the mind and not the dollar. Not many of those seed pearls will ever increase the world's supply of jewelry, but they will do something to spread enlightenment. The figure of the prof would not be so one-sided if he did not have to do a daily marathon up the slope with corrected assignments, whose physical weight is in excess of their mental weight. The prof even the ordinary, everyday species, is a hero, even if the fact is as yet undiscovered. No general has ever pinned a crise de guerre on him, but that does not figure in the rights of the case. Work of Motor League At K. C. Helps War "I don't thank any man for going to war and I don't expect anyone to thank me for using my car for war work. It's just as much my duty and the duty of every woman who owns a car to use it in government work as it is the duty of any man to respond to the crime that would not have the right to my car if I did not use it to help the Red Cross." Such was the response of a private in the Woman's Motor League of Kansas City when she was praised for the good work members of the League were doing in helping organizations of women interested in war work, when the Theta Sigma Phi delegates were in Kansas City last week. A new shipment of tennis balls at Hoadley's.—Adv. Always a selection of at least three kinds of ice cream—the ideal dessert—cooling, wholesome and delicious. Wiedemann's, 182.—Adv. New tennis balls and rackets at Headley's—Adv. tary training in a college R. O. T. C should supplement it by the most thorough-going and most highly specialized summer work that is obtainable. The Junior Plattburg will lay special emphasis on the training of non-compromised officers, following in this policy the expert advice of army authorities." Food Administration Lectures to Members (Continued from page 1) The administration urges college men to stay in college until they are called provided they devote themselves in the interval to acquiring the training that will make them not only soldiers, but also intelligent participants in the higher branches of war making. Cadets at Plattsburgh will be classified at the opening of camp into service for which they are best fitted. Those capable of command will be given officers' rank. The upper age limit for cadets is twenty years and nine months, but men of deferred classification will be accepted and given intensive training. Competitive and recreational athletics will be encouraged for the afternoons of each week day. Fred T. Dawson, athletic coach at Princeton University, will be Athletic Director. His assistants will be noted athletes from various colleges. Swimming will be directed by Frank J. Sullivan, swimming coach at Princeton. The chaplain is Rev. Ralph B. Pomeroy, of the General Theological Seminary of New York City, and the director of music is Felix Lamond, director of the Trinity School of Church Music. ATHLETICS TO BE EMPHASIZED The Fifty-third annual convention of the Kansas Sunday School Association will be held in Hutchinson May 7, 8, and 9. A record of service running throughout the sessions will be the four-fold obligation of war-time activities which the Sunday Schools of the state have voluntarily assumed. Speakers of ability from religious, educational, and military organizations from all parts of the country will make up part of the convention program. Sunday School Convention Hoadley's have al argue new stock of tennis goods—come in and see them.—Adv. TEACHERS WANTED Thousands of teachers needed to fill vacancies in Central and Western states for next year. Register now. ONLY 4 PER CENT COMMISSION. Write for blanks today. The Heuer Teachers' Agency, 408-493 C. R. Sav, Bank Bldg., Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Repair Them While You Wait TEACHERS WANTED Work Proposed Quickly and Efficiently at THE BLUE RIBBON SHOE SHOP Classy Spring Fabrics Tailored to the Appeals of College Men Taxi 12 PHONE "One-Two" F. P. HORMUTH W. E. WILSON Eldridge Bld. 707 Mass. St. Rackete Agent for Ed. V. Price Gloster The Anderson Cafe 715 Mass. "We Like To Do Little Jobs of Repairing" Meet your appetite at our table. THE COLLEGE JEWELER A Suit Tailored to Your Measure $15 up When in Kansas City Stop at the Hostelry of "Good Service" —HOTEL SAVOY 9th & Central Sts. ROOMY ROOMS Excellent Cafe and Grill —Popular Prices— Make the "Savoy" Your Headquarters! Notice To Students In Economics Make-up examinations for students entitled to take them in Commercial Geography, Public Utilities and my section of Economics I will be given in Room 202 Administration Building at 8 a.m. on Saturday, May 4th. This will be the only opportunity to take these examinations. W. M. Duffus. Prof. F. H. Hodder, of the department of history, is at Camp Funston today, where he will give three lectures on "War Caroons." May 3. — Adv. Schools have entered 05 05 05 0 5555 When you think of tennis, think of Hoadley's—that's where you get your supplies.—Adv. Candy being composed principally of sugar, chocolate and nuts, is very high in food value. The Food Administration realizes this, and does not ask people to stop eating candy. Instead it simply requests a wise selection of the kinds of candies eaten, buying only those that contain the least sugar such as dipped nut meats, marshmallows, jellies, nut, candies, etc. We make "Hoover-approved" candies—ask for them—Wiedemann's—Adv. Hotel Murelebach BALTHURS AVENUE AND TWENTY FIVE STREET Kansas City, Mo. 500 New Fireproof Rooms Rate from $200 Under the Renewal Direction S.J. Whitmore and Joseph Reichl Kennedy Plumbing Co. Student Lamps National Mazda Lamps Cord, Plugs, Sockets, Etc. Phones 568 927 Mass. Phones 568 ___ 937 Mass. CARTER'S 1025 Mass. St. Typewriter Supplies, Stationery University Supplies Agent for CORONA typewriter WEDNESDAY, MAY FIRST THRIFT STAMP DAY For Every Dollar You Pay on Your Charge Account at the office—Two Per Cent will be Refunded to you in Thrift Stamps. On Wednesday May first we will give with Each Five Dollars Cash paid for Merchandise in any department, A Thrift Stamp, Equal in Value to Five Per Cent of the Purchase. Innes, Bulline & Hackman JOHN MILTON'S COMUS An Outdoor Play Will Be Given THURSDAY, MAY 9th Will be given on the golf links by the K. U. Dramatic Club. This beautiful historical play is made up of acting, dancing, singing, and music THE CAST CRAIG KENNEDY, the popular lead in Fifty-Fifty and The Checkmate, is Comus. BURNEY MILLER of Checkmate and Efficiency fame is Thyrsis. FLORENCE BUTLER, known for her work in The Checkmate and the Popular Plays, takes the part of the Attendant Spirit. KARL BROWN, dancer and actor, takes the part of the First Brother. HELEN CLARK, known to all K. U. for many leads in dramatic productions and for her dancing, is Sabrina, a Nymph. RAYMOND DARBY, manager of the Men's Glee Club and actor in several one-act plays, is the Second Brother. LEAH STEWART, who had the lead in Chimes of Normandy last year, plays the role of The Lady. Twenty-eight Trained Dancers Music By University Orchestra Correct and Costly Costumes Correct and Costly Costumes Watch For Ticket Sale Both VARSITY-BOWERSOCK Today ALSO AT THE VARSITY ONLY ON WEDNESDAY THE SCREEN'S DEAREST LITTLE ACTRESS MARGUERITE CLARK In Her Latest Characterization Which is a Little Different Than Her Others, But One Which You Will Enjoy Just As Much. "Rich Man, Poor Man" BOWERSOCK TOMORROW MAE ALLISON (Formerly HAROLD LOCKWOOD'S Leading Lady) IN "SOCIAL HYPOCRITES"