University Daily Kansan / Thursday. August 31, 1989 11 HILLEL Friday, September 1 Shabbat Dinner 6 p.m. Hillel House RSVP by Aug. 31 For rides and more info. 864-3948 WANT TO HIRE A TUTOR? See our list of available tutors. Student Assistance Center, 123 Sherman Avenue, New York, NY 10024. 130 Entertainment 140 Lost-Found INSTANT SOUND PRODUCTIONS will provide the music & light show for your new dance or parade. The band will create a monster music selection, and state-of-the-art blow the lid off your party_ without doing damage to your budget. Instant Sound_ providing music and visuals statewide since 1981. Darin Grabber 841-1342 Lost two female golden retrievers-3 years old. Missing since Aug. 18. If found call 842-7472 or 949-7296. 205 Help Wanted $ 50.00/Hr. $ 15 off a 6 month Housecleaning. 10 $ 80.00/Hr. $ 25 off a 6 month Send note. 10 phone: to 912 Hilday. 10 phone: to 400-777-8888. Adams Alumni Center is now accepting applications for waiters, waitresses, dishwashers and housekeepers. Flexible lunch shifts preferred for servers. Apply in person 1266 Oread Ave. Administrative Assistant to Student Senate Treasurers. Available at Student Senate office, 30-91-71. Position requires some acting knowledge and qualified applicant should by sp. M, sept. 1. AIRLINES NOW HIRING. Flight Attendants, Travel Agents, Mechanics, Customer Service. Listings. Salaries to $10K. Entry level positions. C1) (1) 855-687-6000 Ext. A-9738 A national non-profit corporation involved in community revitalization efforts has openings for two student interns in its Kansas City office. Interns will assist with its research and evaluation projects. Send resumes to KSU School of Business, Salary; $7.50 per hour. Prefer grad students with background in Prefer grad students with background in theory or mathematics. Approximate methodologies. Upperclassmen also welcome. Students are encouraged to take advanced classes. Responsibilities: gather information/statistical data on mult-family housing programs, prepare draftmmt report & report based on research; data review; analyze results of reports if interested, submit resume before September 8. KC,MO 64111 816-926-6010 J. ORTEGA NEIGHBORHOOD REINVENTMENT 4049 PENNSYLVANIA, SUITE 291 WAITRESTES, Bartenders, Cooks and Dishwashers wanted. Apply in person, Wed. Thurs. Aug. 30-31 and Fri. Sept. 1, 3 p.m to M. Kroger's Apple Apple, 300 West 15th St. Orchard Corners. Assistance needed to work in doctor's office. Hours available: 8 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. and 1:30 p.m. Arthur Porter's-P娩 hiring food preparation employees. Starting pay $4 per hour. Must have daytime availability at least 2 days a week. Please apply 119 Massachusetts 9:3-M.F. Babyssy needed Mon-Thurs. 3-4-6pp or Babyssy needed 2 children 2 children ages 7 and 9 Call 842-4273 Bucky's Drive In is now taking applications for part-time employment. Positions available for Bucky's Drive In include min wage. Flex hours. $1 price on meals. Apply online between 10.5. Thank you. Bucky's i8th and 9th. Buffalo Bob's -Now hiring food preparation team in Massachusetts. Please please apply to www.bobsfoundation.com 9-5-4. CHEMISTRY LABORATORY ASSISTANTS part time, approximately 20 hours per week. Must be available for 3-4 hour blocks of time during workday to perform tasks requiring strong background in chemistry, pharmacy and science; laboratory experience desirable. Submit application with names of 3 references and copies of resumes if available INTERX Research Corp. 222 Oakland Ave. An equal opportunity employer. M/F/H/V CLASSROOM AID RESEARCH AID Language Acquisition Preschool (LAP) is seeking applicants for the position of Classroom Aide. Apply by August 20th to a language facilitation classroom, lesson planning and maintenance of materials, assist in meeting needs of individual children. High school students required. Application deadline: Sept. 6, 1988. Starting date: Sept. 11, 1988. Send letter of application to Betty Bunce, Language Acquisition Preschool, 210 Haworth Hall, University of Arkansas, KS 8643. 685-4940 AA/OE Employer COLLEGE STUDENTS. Our national corporation works with over 30,000 students annually and is now interviewing for position at our entry-entry schools. Internships and scholarships awarded to qualifying students. Campus Park, CA. Call us for info & interview. 345-9175 (a 8 p.m. mfp). ILLUSTRATORS - Boost your portfolio with published illustrations and drawings for the University Daily Kanan advertising staff. Experience in creating a successful fact Eric Hughes, Creative Director 844-838- Immediate opening: Flexible hours for cashier. Apply in person only. Co-op service station. Ask Kansas and Burge Ursions hire part-time employees for food service, catering, concession, and other staff positions in Kansas University personnel office. Level 3, EOE KU STUDENTS Do you have to have 2-8 hours per day to earn some extra cash* and make it happen! We can fit your schedule to ours! Apply in person at either McDonald's or 1309 W. 6th St. No phone calls please. EOE Mass Street Deli- New hiring food preparation employees. Starting pay $4.00 per hour. Also hire waitresses. Must have 11:20 a.m. p.m. available. Monday to Friday week. Please apply 11/29 Massachusetts 9-5 M. Mother's heiper with owner for car 3 & 9 year olds 13:15-1:15 M-F $2.25/rh plus snacks 749-4045 NANNIES - Go to interesting places, earn good points - Positions n/paiwidwa Templen Temple Nanny England 749-4045 **some adult to care for our baby in our home** **when sick** at 10 a.m. to 1.3 p.m. weekdays. Some light! **see your child's schedule** $4 per hour with occasional offences on job being could be considered. Call $245 229 after 6. OVERSEAS JOBS. Also cruisehips $10,000 - Listings 1 865 697 4000 EX. OJ 87438 865 697 4000 EX. OJ 87438 OVERSEAS JOBS. Also Cruisership, $10,000-$105,000 yr./e. Now Hiring! Listings! (1) 855-687-6000 Ext. Q197-9588 DATA ENTRY *cellutions for 20 long-term data enu- ment, will begin immediately;* *perfect for stdlearning.* Perfect for stdlearning at 15:00 or 5 p.m. - 9:00 Monday Friday. Anyone who needs to access the database at svm-ENVICES 21. Eth. 81. 79-6290 Dishwasher Wanted. Apply in person at Beceroy. EARN MONEY Reading books! $30,000/yr income potential. Details. (1) 855-687-6000 Ext. Y-9758 Execiting business opportunity for ambitious per- formers part/time/daily. Please call beechy 794-480 794-480 start immediately working part-time or full-time for a national marketing firm making up $80 to $125 an hour. You can be your teammates you are fun, professional, and would like to make new friends, come for a personal interview on Friday, Sep. 1 from 4:00-6:00 p.m. Meet at Kansas City. Please have any questions call Kristine. (814) 464-8948 GOVMENT SEIZED Vehicles from $100. Purchs. Mercedes, Coventry, Corvette or Surplus. Fuel only. Must be used to fill vehicle. Governess wanted immediately in our home for three children, ages 4, 6 and 10. Monday through Friday: 7:15 a.m. to 5:45 p.m. Reliable car required. 814-8844 Help Wanted Phone conversationlist wanted. Female preferred. For more information call Mr. Help Wanted. Part-time. Grayson Athletic Club. 2500 W. 6th. Education in physiology, recreation, or aerobics is helpful. For an appointment call 749-1288. Hoggie Heaven is now hiring counter helpcooks $3.40 per hour and generous food discount. Part time 15 hrs. per week. Apply in person at Hoggie Heaven 729 illow Hilltown Shopping Center. Hoagie Heaven is now hiring delivery drivers. The average hourly salary is $30.00 per hour plus 75 per delivery (paid ninety in cash). Tips and generous food dishes are available. Hoagie Heaven 825 low, Hearst Shopping 825 high. PART TIME JOBS as personal care attendants for disabled retired KU staff member in family care for mature, honest, clean, reliable persons that will help them with weekend afternoons, and/or some mornings Good job for pre-OT, PT, nursing or med, social welfare, or sce ed students or persons with like interests. Reliable call and phone. U.S. citizen reason for attending call: 844-1691-1691 at 10AM-4PM to apply. Part time or full time cleaners needed. Must be fluent in English. Call Buckingham Palace 842-360-2791. Part-time help needed for hair busy salon. Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday 2:30-6:00 and every other Saturday. Apply Joda & Friends 309 West 8th E41-0337. Part-time day/evening help: Counter help. Part-time evening help: In person only at Border Barder I528 W. 32rd PHOTOGRAPHERS - Boost your portfolio with their expertise. Do fashion, still art, and "slice of life." Explore the latest in advertising staff. Newspaper, magazine, or eye book experience. On call basis. Contact info@photographe.com. Post advertising materials on campus. . . College Distributors, 33 Bellevue Trail, Napier Post advertising materials on campus. Write: Hillary Distributors, 35 Pebble Lane, Napa Valley, Nepal. Publisher sees copy/layout artwork. Macintosh experience a must. 749-3227. Rachel cheeky. Need hard-working, flexible secretary/administrative assistant for small real estate investment office to replace her. Good character a must. 841-4144 Receptions, must be available over the hour, evenings & weeks. 15-18 lhrs, per week. Near appearance & strong communication skills. Apply Adanna Alumni Center 1266 Uread Ave. Someone to pick up and supervise 12 yr old after school. Good pay. 843-1059 STUDENT MONTHLY POSITION (20 wk/hw) Consultant/Programmer-Microcomputing Salary $525-625/mo. Required Qualifications: 1. Bachelor's degree in Comp Sci, or with microcomputers, and microcomputer applications packages. 3. Experience programming in Pascal, DASIC, or DRASE III, and 4. Good oral communication skills. 9/1/80. Full job description available. Send letter of application, a current resume with references, and a current transcript to Ruth Lawrence, University of Kansas, Lawrence, KS 66445. EO/AA. NEED EXTRA CASH Telemarketing position available NO experience required call for an interview 749-2111 EXPERIENCED TUTORS Experienced tutors needed immediately in English, math, foreign languages, business and the sciences. Pizza Delivery Drivers Day and Evenings. Flexible Schedules. $3.75 start--$4.00 after 60 days plus mileage, bonuses, & tips Must have own car & insurance. Apply in person at Pizza Shuttle 1601 W.23rd Can you make a difference in a student-athlete's academic life?? Requirements: 3.0 G.P.A. and t2 hours credit in the specialty. Wanted: Part-time delivery drivers. All shifts available. Must have own car & insurance. Hourly wage plus commission. Apply in person. Pizza Kitchen at Northwest, Kendrick Shopping Center. Wanted: Student artists with creative ideas. Submitting sample artwork. Call for interview, (816) 316-3588. Eric Corp. (913) 362-972 Mort Platt. Lawrence interviews. Two references requested *Weavers Dept. Store has a part-time position open in general maintenance and delivery. Applicants must have hours available in the morning. Ap- plicant to apply. In person, 3rd floor, Ninth and Mass. Student Support Service Dept of Intercollegiate Athletics 2nd Floor/ Allen Field House 864-3358 Apply to: Working mother needs help. Room in exchange Work around classes and or work. 842-000-7711 50 POSITIONS AVAILABLE Part-time job. Excellent schedule, available. offer $8-$40 per hour, excellent advance opportunities, and paid training. Call Darryl at 81-1290 to set up a personal interview. E.O.E. Costume Shop. Excelling position for students with sewing background. Costume experience preferred. Salary: $30/month. Come into 317 West 16th street on an application by Friday, September 17. 225 Professional Services Telemarketing Need money? We've not the solution! DO YOU WANT A VARIABLE ENTERTEL, INC FAKE ID'S, DUI's alcohol & traffic offenses, other criminal/civil matters. DONALD G. STROLE Attorney 16 East 13th 842-1133 Attorney DRIVER EDUCATION offered thru Midwest DRIVER LICENSE, license obtainable, transportation provided. WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE TO REALLY LISTEN Call or drop by Headquarters. We're here because we care. 841-2345 1419 Mass. We're always open. KU PHOTOGRAPHIC SERVICES : Ekstacheron processing within 24 hours. Complete B/W services, PASSPORT/RESUME $6.00. Art & Design Building, Room 206.844-4767 Pregnant and need help? Call Birstight at Confidential help/free pregnancy testing. PRIVATE OFFICE Obj Gbyn and Abortion Services. Overland Park, (913) 491-6878. testing Prompt contraception and abortion services in MA41-6216 1-1,000 pages. Accurate and affordable typing, wordprocessing and cassettetracing Judy Tanaka. 235 Typing Services Tutoring in Astronomy Don 843-6016. 1-1000 pages, no job too small or too large. Adaptive wordprocessing. Diana, and Huth, 1943; or Huth, 1944. R.J.'s TYPING SERVICE KS professional, affordable and accurate word processing. Call 841-6345. 841-5942 No calls after 9 p.m. Doens's Quality Typing and Word Processing. Doens's Job Title: Supervisor, resumes, applications, mailing lists. Laser printers. KRS. 3 FIPPING SERVIC Term Papers, Legal. Thesis, Etc. theWORDCORTHR- Why pay for typing when you can have wordprocessing? Legal, theses, resumes, commercial, IBM-PC, MAC, CPM. Daisyheel matrix, dot matrix, laser. Since 1983. Merchandise 305 For Sale 17" mountain bike. Excellent condition. 749-5672. 1891 CJ 4 Speed, AM/FM stereo $320.00. 81-4556 For the best in world and national news, complete business section, and extensive coverage of sports, movies, books, etc... only 25¢ per copy Mon.-Fri. by subscription. New York Times send to: N.Y. Times P.O. Box 1721 Lawrence, KS 66044 for more info call 841-5073 National Edition 196 Yamanashi FZX 700 Fazer, 6000 miles. #84-2841 ADULT VIDEOs only $19.99! Also comedy, adventure & horror at Miracle Video-910 N 2nd or 19th & Haskell! Sept. 5-Dec. 22 $19.50 Sept. 12-Dec. 22 $18.25 5 weeks-Sun. $12.50 **L.A.E.** Beautiful, dorm-room carpet. One room with 12 beds. In excellent condition. Call Now! 838-569-0402. 838-569-0402. 838-569-0402. DORM REFHIGRATOR - 3 levels/door storage/fireplace. Price negotiable. 842-3604. Dune bungy, street legal, built for off road, needs upteal, take up $1000. 814-9475. For Sale 1066 Mobile Home 125-259, furnished Phone 125-259 evenings or vive messages Frederick tricker. Price negotiable. 842-3644. Dune player w/ armor edge, parallel rule and stool $200. Dune player $125.00. Sony portable CD player $80.00. 842-3381. Dune buree street built for road fit Beds, Desks, Bookcases and lots more! Everything But Ice 936 Massachusetts. Charvel guitar, model 3A w/case, $50. Pender amplify elxes 85, $200. Both brand. Must use. Must have a piano keyboard. For Sale: 2 year membership tounkydm's Jym. CR-2 status frame size of refrigerator. B41-0041 *FREE* CPR certification. **"Again in th USHR"**, 'collector's item - Only released in the Soviet Union. Call between 5-11 For Sale: Rings, watches, camera, twin bed, hzo Bed, H2O bed, cistern M3D-20 matr print机, minb. bike, complete computer system hbm-com device, complete computer system Call. 841-2132 after 5p.m. or leave message High-End Rapelling Gear. 600* Bluewater assayline, whole or white mesh of polyurethane webbing, 6 Chondroin Martinarians; 6 Stubai steel carbines; Best of Best carbine; 1st call. Cat 131* 841-5424, Paul for Paul or Hauser. For Sale: 1987 Honda Spree scooter, 60cc, like Fiat. For Sale: 2003 Honda Scooter, 75cc, like Fiat. For Sale: 2 year membership to Junkyard V4. Je Make A Deal: 1 Sony 19" Color TV w/remo- ture. Make a purchase. Frize to sell. Call Nurse: 842-4082. METAL DESK $40, Chairs 10 and Room Partitions. Chal 837-6910 6-10 p.m. have message or evenings. Steel Wheels have message or evenings. Steel Wheels Great for apartments use as day bed. Great for apartments use as day bed. Mini fridge 749-0432 used 1 semester used furniture for sale. Couch, chairs, coffee table, end table. Best offer. Call 841-6133. New condition. Phillips power amp 300w Supercomputer tuner, 120w, Grant 273-9525. Supercomputer tuner, 120w, Grant 273-9525. Rattan softa, tropical floral print with blue background. 850-742-3937. leave message. 1982 Yamaha 650 Seca Turbo $1250/Best offer. 841-7906 SCHWINN TEMPO race/road bike. Superb condition, one has 185 mile total. 12 spd. waterproof. One has 270 mile total. 14 spd. waterproof. 340 Auto Sales Floor seats in rows 6 and 11. Better offer 755-373-721. Leave message. 1978 Honda Accord HP - AM/FM radio cassette. inside and out inside, $1.70 or best offer. 64-0033 ROLLING STONES SCHWINN CIMARON mountain bike 18 spd. Great condition. Must see! 748-6325 Great condition. Must see! 748-6325 1040 Ford Escort, $7, 600 miles, 5 speed FWD, ACD 1040 Ford Escort, $7, 600 miles, 5 speed FWD, ACD 1040 Ford Escort, $7, 600 miles, 5 speed FWD, ACD Call 823-2589 weeks & weekends model. It comes with a 30,000 mile owner's owner's condition $29,000. Excellent condi- tion. Dodge Collage. 14,000 miles. Excellent condi- tion. Dodge Collage. 14,000 miles. Excellent con- dition. 14,000 miles Excellent condition. 44,500 842-701 evenings & weekends. 73 VW Super Beetle, good motor, interior & tires 153 VW Turbo, $175.00 plus (1-842-354-125) 749-762-9 86 Honda Night Kit with matchhead helmet. EI- vent condition, 7,600 miles only; 1100 or take a roadside repair. 79 Chevette, 2 dr. standard, stereo, A/C $400.00 740-0432 Ford Fletcher - 1800, 62,000 miles. Gold. Dependable. $950.846738. Toyota Tereca, 1984, A/C/M/FM stereo, good condition. 843-1475 ULTIMATE KU FUN 1844 Honda XL30R Pro- Link. On/off road. Great condition, available in storage. Wear in storage, ridden very mature. Must see to appreciate! Ask $1490. Must sell! 794-4323 360 Miscellaneous BUY; SELL, LOAN CASH V. VCHR, Jewelry, Stereo, Musical Instrument, W 94-130; W 96-132; J Hawkw P Jewelry, O 84-154; R 79-193; T 79-195 Real Estate 405 For Rent 2 bedrooms available for 2 roommates in a bedroom house at 12th and 12h. Rent negotiable. EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act of 1968 which makes it illegal to advertise 'any preference, limitation or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, gender, occupation, or an intention, to make any such preference, limitation or discrimination.' This newspaper will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate which is in violation of the law. Our readers are hereby informed that all advertisements in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. Available now 1 bedroom apartment (941 Ken- amond Ave. 81st New York, 1218 New York, 853 13th bedroom 901 Manhattan, 1128 New York, 853 13th bedroom 901 Manhattan, 1128 New York, 853 13th Beautiful 1-bedroom apartment available September 19th, 10A, AC, gas heat, fireplace, dishwasher free cisble, patio, pool, tennis $360/mo. BKR route, queen, clean $300/mo. 842-686-6100 Studios, 1-2-3 & bedroom apartments. Many great locations, energy efficient and designed with you in mind. Call 841-1212, 841-5255, 794-0445 or 749-2415. Trailridge Mastercraft Management 842-4455 Two bedroom Townhouse - can accommodate 3 students, W/D hookup, fireplace, patio, carport, 2 pools, tennis, basketball, and laundry facilities. On KU bus route -every thirty minutes. 2500 W.6th VILLAGE SQUARE Apartments 843-7333 A quiet, relaxed atmosphere close to campa Laundry fac. & swimming pool Waterbed allowed 10-12 month losses 10-12 month leases 10% discount off 1-year lease offer exp. Sept. 30, 1989 9th & Avalon Spacius room available September near cam- sus and McMinnville; $235 plus deposit paid. 842-6709 spacius.com Sublease studio apartment. Furnished. Wheel- trash, clean cabin. Clean quiet, close to shoppe. Rental. 1100 sq ft. studio apt. close to campus. References and department required. No pets allowed. 845-907 or 907-812. Two bedroom apartment on campus. All appliance with water supply. Two low utility. Water paid. 843-492-99. Two bedroom furnished apartment, some utilities pain one block from KU, off street parking - no alarm. 3,6,9,10,12 month leases available 842-4444 Mon-Fri 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Sat 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 524 Frontier Rd. Small pets allowed 2 Laundry Facilities Special! $100 off first month a rent. Large studio $825, 826, 828; utilities paid, extra large beds! $175 - blocks from campus at 9119 and 1432 Ohio. 842-7644. FOR RENT: 3 bedroom duplex. Large rooms, walk in closets, 2 car garage, wet bar, 2 bathrooms. Bedroom space. Meadowbrook area. 1,599-623. Leave message. House: 3 - BNS. $900-1465. No pet or children. Bedrooms: 843-943 (10-non), 842-857 after 6 p.m. One bedroom apt. available Oct. 1, 10th & Mississippi, top floor, $220/mo. utilities $20-$30 month on average. Contact Laurie 845-941-1947 (Leave message). THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN 430 Roommate Wanted - Policy 2 hr, pool CA, TD, TV clean, $170/usl, qual student or mature. W 29th W 41th ~ Dillon Wolf Female roommate: downtown apt. *175/mi*, all util paid. Call Sandi 749-4155 roommate needed. Extremely close to campus. Own room. Call 843-4276 for details. HELP! Roommates needed immediately for a roommate in need to camp and downstairs. Call 843-1730 today. Female, own berm and bath. Bus route. Pool, hot inside. Wheelchair accessible. $199.00 in immediately. 749-193. Roommate wanted. Pref. F nonsmoker. Great 28 apst. almost on campus. T17+ utilities. Avail. Se 1. No leave. Contact Karla 749-1615 Wanted: Male to share 2 bedroom apartment. ROOMMATE MAYTE : Male, nonsmoker, 2814 pm, by bus route W & shopping, AC, basic card laundry, pool. $182.50 + t of about $23 util Deposit required. 842-100ens, 10:00 p.m to 6:00 p.m. Smoke needs someone to share 2 bdmrt $4.99, A/C, cable on bus. Call Stan at 841-4604. Nosimoking, responsible roommate for large unfurnished duplex. Quitist, shopping, garage, yard. Roommate wanted: Female 2 bedroom furnished applianced nice $100 + t utili Wanted: Male to share 2 bedrooms apartment; *$25.00* utilities, Nonsmoker; Christian Roommate: Female, mature, non-smoking, quiet, grad. student/professional; for nicely furnished duplex. Washer/dryer, microwave, $150 utilities. 841-9489. Words set in ALL CAPS count as 2 words 1 set in Bold Face count as 3 words Classified Information Mail-In Form 4. Debris on cancellation of pre-paid classified advertising Blind box ads-please add $4.00 service charge. Tearsheets are NOT provided for classified advertisements. Found ads are free for three days, no more than 15 words. No refunds on cancellation of pre-paid classified advertising. Billed for $4 please add $4.00 service charge. - Prepaid Order Form Ads Deadlines Just MAIL in the classified order form with the correct payment and your ad will appear when requested. Checks must accompany all classified ads mailed to the University Daily Kansan. 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