Wednesday, April 20.1960 University Daily Kansan Page 'Dog Daze' Hits Student Council By Ray Miller Somebody has succeeded in "seeding" our cloud with enough confusion to cause its rapid dissipation, leaving us in an exceedingly embarrassing position. While we plummet into the fray surrounding recent actions of our noble All Student Council, we should like to make a few observations. We have seen reports from sources, working for somebody called special interest groups, alluding that the council is; 1. Against organized dogs. 2. Against organized debaters. 2. Against organized debaters. 3. Against organized foreign students. 4. Against a do-something council (whatever that is). The first point was brought to our attention by "Sarge" while in his temporary abode at the city dog pound. "Sarge" contends that the ASC was behind the roundup of his constituents, and that he cannot condone the Facist techniques used to effect their confinement. However, when "Sarge" got right down to corps he admitted LOUREN right down to cases, he admitted that he was joining the "band wagon" and lodged his protests against the council just to express his displeasure about his situation in general. "Sarge" seems to be doing what a lot of people are doing around the campus these days — growling at action taken for the good of the majority, rather than for the few. His case is almost like that of the organized debaters. Here this group of worthy persons has gone out and brought national fame to the University, and the ASC had the audacity to suggest that their budget was a wee might out of order. Teh. Teh. Undermining the morale of our great University. Shades of George's tight-budget policy. Of course, when you get right down to cases, the administration and debaters were just growling at their situation in general also. Nobody likes to have it pointed out to them that their finances are shaky. Of course the fact that student funds have been supplementing an inadequate University debate squad budget was forgotten amidst the cries of "the ASC doesn't love us anymore." We think, however, that when the tears have dried and our articulate little friends are on their way to their debate with a pat on the head and the blessings (and at long last, proper financing from the proper source) of Momma University, hurt feelings will be forgotten. Maybe, by next year, when the squad finds itself assured of the necessary funds from the parent organization, they will even thank the ASC. What really shook us to our foundations, however, was the fact that the ASC has not followed the national trend of assuring minority groups of special privileges. (The Kansan, Tuesday, April 19 - Letters to the Editor.) Here are these poor foreign students who only get to vote in their proper living and school districts like the rest of us poor people. Now it only seems right that the Council should grant these people a special vote. After all, they are our guests. Of course, if the foreign students get a special representative with voting powers, it would only be right for the "Beats" and other special interest groups on campus to get a vote. Oh. Democracy, what foolish ideas are formulated in thy name. Take it to court, boys. Ah, the beautiful prose of Mr. Yocom is still ringing in my ears (The Kansan, Tuesday, April 19 — The Isolationists.) What beauty, what forceful simplicity. "Keep the animals in booze and beer." Notice that rhythm. "Complacency." Note the use of original words and their rolling tones. (The above was a payola advertisement sponsored by "Sarge.") ASC, ARISE FROM YOUR COMPLACENCY. HEED MR. YOCOM. JOIN DOG LOVERS EVERYWHERE AND MARCH ON THE DOG POUND TO PROTEST UNFAIR DISCRIMINATION AGAINST ORGANIZED DOGS. JOIN THE BAND WAGON AND PASS A RESOLUTION. We are about to meet good old terra firma so we had best close and prepare to take our lumps. Official Bulletin Items for the Official Bulletin must be brought to the public relations office. 222 Strong, before 9:30 a.m. on the day of publication. Do not bring Bulletin material to the Daily Kansan. Notices should include the name, place, date, and date of function. UK Relays Dance. 9 p.m. Saturday. Union Ballroom. Free music by Jay Mc- Ph.D. French Reading Exam. 9-11 a.m. Craig, 10 Fraser by noon Thursday. Craig, 10 Fraser by noon Thursday. TODAY El Atenco se reune el miercoles dia 20 de abril a la 4 de la tarde en 11 Fraser. El conferenciante sera el Dr. Richard W. Patch del American Universities Field Staff, quen nos hablan con nosotros los estudiantes de espanol y lo que se interesan de hispanico estan cordialmente invitados. Se serviron refrescos. Last Lecture Series, 7:30 p.m. Jayhawker Room, Union. Speaker, L. Worth Seagondollar, associate professor of physics. Folk Dance Club. 7:30 p.m. Union Dancing and Instruction. Lutheran Gamma Delta Vespers. 5-5-20 p.m. Danforth Chapel 401 Burzur. Kurz. 6:30 a.m. 86 & A.R. Episcopal Evening Prayer. 9:30 p.m. Danforth Chapel TOMORROW Newman Club Daily Mass. 6:30 a.m. St. John's Church Episcopal Morning Prayer 6:45 a.m. In-Centre Breakfast follow- ing Canterbury House. Der Deutsche Verein trifft sich am 21, April in Zimmer 402 Fraser. Das Programm ist deutsche Schlagermelodien gesungen von Marlene Dietrich und anderen. Alle sind eingeladen. Erfrischungen. Schaake Gets in Engineers Society The KU student chapter presented $50 to the Kansas section to be applied toward the construction of the United Engineering Center building in New York which will house all offices of the four main engineering societies. Around the Campus Robert Schaake, Lawrence senior, was awarded a paid membership in the American Society of Civil Engineering for one year at the Kansas section meeting in Manhattan last night. The Kansas section annually awards a membership to the outstanding senior at KU and to the outstanding senior at Kansas State University in civil engineering. Thirteen students from KU attended the meeting. There were more than 150 members and students present. The examination is open to any student wishing to qualify for a waiver of the Speech I requirement. Speech I Exemption Exam Is Tomorrow Part I of the Speech I exemption examination will be given at 4 p.m. tomorrow in 134 Strong. Part I of the examination will cover speech theory and information. Students must register for the examination by 5 p.m.today in 116 Strong. Part II is the oral test of speech preparation and presentation. It will be given at a time convenient for those who pass Part I. Census Takers in Home Stretch Drive WASHINGTON — (UPI) — The nation's census takers are heading down the home stretch in their race to count 180 million Americans by the end of this month. The Census Bureau said 148,242-224 persons — 83 per cent of the anticipated total—were counted by midnight Saturday. A spokesman said that except for a few trouble spots the counting will be finished sometime next week. More than half of the enumerators have completed their work by counting each man, woman and child in 83,737 districts across the country. Positions Are Open On Student Directory Students interested in applying for staff positions on the student directory next year are asked to contact Gerald Andre, Honolulu, Hawaii, sophomore. The positions are sales manager, circulation manager and advertising manager. Students will also be needed to work under these managers. Andre is the business manager for the 1960-61 directory. The COLLEGE INN 1342 Tenn. Gives You MORE For Your Food Dollar TACOS 25c each, six for $1.25 Engineers to Hear Admiral SUZY Q FRIES Rear Admiral Eugene J. Peltier will be the speaker for the annual Engineering Exposition awards banquet Saturday evening, April 23, in the Kansas Union. Try Our Ranch Wagon STEAKS Awards for the best department exhibits in the "Engineering in Modern Living" displays will be announced. Admiral Peltier, a former Kansan, is chief of the Bureau of Yards and Docks and chief of Civil Engineers for the U.S. Navy in Washington, D.C. He is a native of Concordia and attended school there. He earned his B.S. degree in civil engineering at Kansas State University and was a resident engineer with the Kansas Highway Commission, for six years before going on active duty with the Navy in 1940. Variety of SANDWICHES Delicious HOMEMADE PIES A daughter of Admiral and Mrs. Peltier, Carole Josephine, is now a junior in the College of Liberal Arts and Sciences at KU. Another daughter, Marion, now Mrs. Byron E Springer of 1209 Oread, Lawrence, received her A.B. degree from KU in 1957 and once was in charge of Student Union Activities. COFFEE - 5 CENTS Apparently the only way to get rid of a dance craze is to replace it with a crazier one.-Charles Ruffing. 3 Students Win Big 8 Art Prizes Three KU students have won awards in the third annual Big Eight Conference Student Art Exhibition on display in the Music and Dramatics Arts building until May 18 Heather J. Johnson, Kansas City Mo., junior won a $250 purchase prize. Her entry was a welded steer horse. Curtis Rhodes, Kansas City Kan, sophomore, won the $125 first prize for an oil on canvas entry The first honorable mention went to William A. Henry, Parkville, Mo senior, for his wood block entry George Cohen, associate professor of art at Northwestern University was judge. Fraternity Jewelry Badges, Rings, Novelties, Sweatshirts, Mugs, Paddles, Cups, Trophies, Medals Balfour 411 W. 14th VI 3-1571 AL LAUTER Hop on Over to the Union for Parlor C, Union - 7:30