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University Daily Kansan Wednesday, March 9. 1960
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Prodigal 'Pelvis' Returns, But Students Show Apathy
Elvis Presley
The only thing Elvis seems to be producing around KU these days is arguments like this recent squabble between two upperclass students:
"Did you know that Elvis is back?"
"I don't care if he is. I really haven't missed his wiggle."
"What do you mean? He's a good singer. Don't you like his records?"
"Well, his records do make nice ash trays when you melt them. But as far as playing them on a record-player—forget it."
"I think he's a terrific performer. He's matured in the Army and he's going to make some really sharp records. You know, he can sing."
"That's the second time you've said that he's a good singer. Are you trying to promote an argument?"
"There's nothing to argue about. Elvis Presley can sing and I'm on his side."
"Listen, kid, I've got a flash for you. Elvis went home to Memphis and he's been hiding in his mansion. He's almost scared of his fans. Why, he's practically foresaken his teddy bears, too."
"You're kidding. You mean Elvis has given up his teddy bears?"
"That's right. I heard that some reporter wanted to take his picture with his collection of stuffed toys and he refused to pose."
"That's just proof that he has matured. I'm even more convinced that he's heading for a successful future."
"Guess I'm going to have to call for help to convince you. Do you want me to call a special house meeting so you can hear how the others feel?"
"This is a free country and I'm entitled to my opinion."
"All right, you can have your opinion. Just do me one favor—keep it to yourself."
"It's not like I'm going to go out and hail his return from atop Jimmy Green's statue. I just want to say that I like him."
"Okay, but you're on your own. Most of the kids feel like I do. He should have stayed in the army. We really don't care if he ever comes back. In fact, we've practically forgotten him."
"Well, wait a couple of weeks and you'll remember him."
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