Tuesday, Feb. 16, 1960 University Daily Kansan Page 7 SHOP YOUR CLASSIFIED ADS 25 words or less: one day, 50c; three days, $1.00; five days, $1.25. Terms: cash. All adds of less than $1.00 which are not paid for in cash will be charged an additional 25c for billing. All ads must be called or brought to the University Dally Kansan Business Office in Flint Hall by 2 p.m. on the day before publication is desired. LOST LADY'S PLAIN GOLD WATCH LOST AT END OF LAST SEMESTER. Brown teather strap. Reward. Call VI 2-0172 or KU 534 or KU 316. 2-16 PAIR OF GLASSES IN VICTIMITY OF P O T E R L AKE before semester vaca- brown frames. Phone VI 3-1041122 West Campus. Bill Daniels. room 324. 2-17 PAIR OF GLASSES. BROWN FRAMES IN RED CASE sometime Saturday, Feb 6, on campus. Badly needed. Reward. Call VI 2-1992. 2-17 and The Voice of England, between 3 and 4 p.m. Thursday, Feb. 11, in the cloak room. Your College outline inside cover. Please return to Loria Lordcnation. VI 2-0066. 2-19 NOTICE FOUND WATCH. Found in Summerfield Hall Call Rick Vancil, VI 3-4811. 2-1 CONFIDENTIAL CASH LOANS, made to students and faculty members. Call Earl L. Percival, manager. Beneficial Finance Co. VI 3-8074. 833 Mass. tf WANTED MISCELLANEOUS BABY SITTING WANTED IN MY HOME Monday through Friday, 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Infants to 5 years of age. Phone VI 3- 1300 any time. 1646 Tennessee. tf BEVERAGES - All kinds of six-paks, ice cold. Crushed ice in water repellent close paper bags. Plenic, party supplies. 6th, 4th and Vermont. Phone: tf 3-0350 GRADUATE WOMAN LOOKING FOR GIRL TO SHARE 3 room apartment. Utilities paid. $27.50. Call VI 3-6294. 2-16 TRANSPORTATION TRANSPORTATION — Two or more members wanted for car pool from Kansas City, Kansas to Lawrence. Call MA 1-1377 in Kansas City. tf FOR SALE UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITER. Good condition. $55. Call KU 588 between 2-4 p.m. or FA 1-3235 after 6 p.m. in Kansas City, Kansas. 2-16 POST VERSALOG SLIDE RULE with leather carrying case. Excellent condition. $15.00. Call David Hutchinson, VI 2-0325. 2-18 GREASE JOB -- $1 BRAKE ADJ. -- 98c Mufflers and Tailpipes Installed Free 300 gallons of gasoline free 10 gallons drawn daily PAGE'S SINCLAIR SERVICE 6th & Vt. COLLEGE MOTEL FOR SALE. 1957 Volkswagen, blue with radio. Excellent condition. $1200. George Rogers. Bldg. 2, Apartment 3, Stouffer Place. 2-16 On U.S. Highways 40-59 & K-10 just off of west Lawrence Turnpike interchange on way to business district Member Best Western Motels 1703 West 6th MR. & MRS. GENE SWEENEY VI 3-0131 PRINTED BIOLOGY STUDY NOTES. 60 pages with complete outline of lecture materials and charts and drawings. Call: VI - 2-0742 after 5 p.m. for free delivery. $4.50. 2-17 Air-Conditioned, Phones, TV Free Coffee, Free Swimming BABY'S DELUXE CRIB, adjustable, springs, 205 coil mattress. Bathenette, running chair. Play Pen. All as good as Less than half price. Phone V-12- 3559. FOR RENT FURNISHED THREE ROOM APARTMENT. Private bath and hall entrance. at 1316 Ky., Apt. 2 or call VI 2-1980 before 8:30 am. or after 8:30 pm. 2-18 APARTMENT, $70 per month. THREE ROOM PRIVATE APARTMENT, $40 per month. Other apartments. See T. A. Hemphil. Phone VI 3-391 or VI 3-857. SINGLE ROOM FOR BOY. Also double room share with one other boy. V.I. 9-3442 V.I. 9-3443 2-16 THREE ROOM EFFICIENCY APARTMENT, utilities paid. Suitable for one or two adults. Call VI 3-4069. 2-16 APARTMENT FOR 4 boys. 5 rms. furnished. Good refrigerator, desks and single beds. Private bath, hot water bills paid. $25 each. G37 Ind. VI 3-2824 TWO ROOMS FOR GRADUATE WOMEN. One half block from Union. Cooking and washing privileges. Parking place for car. 1230 Oread. ONE ROOM FOR MAN graduate student. 1231 Louisiana. Call VI 3-2399. T. B. Ford. 2-18 LARGE SINGLE ROOM. Close to campus. $20. Call VI 3-6294. 2-22 ONE HALF BLOCK FROM UNION: Rooms for men. Doubles and Singles. One double with private bath. Linens can be furnished. 1301 Louisiana. Call VI 3-4092. BUSINESS SERVICES TYPING: Former secretary. Will do typing in my home. Regular rates. Mrs. McEldowney. VI 3-8568. tf TYPING These, reports, etc. Done at TAPING Fast, accurate service CVI 3-9-088 RENT A SINGER sewing machine by the Sewing Center, 3-1971 Singer Sewing Center, 927 Mass. EXPERIENCED TYPIST would like typing in my home. Reasonable rates. Call VI 3-8219. Mrs. Mamie Shipley. tf KU BARBER SHOP- 411½ W. 14th St. Flat tops a speciality. Plenty of free parking. Clarence, Wayne and Shorty. tf EXPERIENCED TYPIST Immediate attention to term papers, reports, thesis, etc. to accurate service at reasonable cost. Call Mrs. Charles Johansson 3-12876 EXPERIENCED TYPIST. electric typewriter, error free, immediate service on term papers, theses, dissertations, etc. General rates. Mrs. Tom Brady, VI 3-3428 TYPING. Theses, term papers, 5 years experience. Fast, accurate service. Reasonable rates. Will transcribe from telecamera. Barlow. Milow. I-2-1648. 408 W. 13th. DRESS MAKING and alterations for women. Formals, wedding gowns, etc. Ola Smith, 941$^{2}$ Mass. Call VI 3-5263. tf TYPING. sewing or child care in my home. Call VI 3-4373. tf WESTERN CIVILIZATION NOTES 100 pages. Notes are written in an extremely detailed, annotated and meticulously Mimeographed and bound. $4.00, Free delivery. Call VI 20-430 after 1.00 p.m. till 5:30pm. EXPERIENCED TYPIST. Former secretary, will type these, term papers, dissertations. Reasonable rates. Prompt service. Call Mrs. Mehlinger, VI 3-4409. tf BIOLOGY STUDY NOTES: Completely revised, outline of class lectures, word lists and definitions, charts and diagrams. Complete cross index. Price $2.50, free delivery. For your copy call VI 3-7535, 805 Ohio. 2-25 CALL MRS. REED, VI I-3-7551 for guaranteed alterations and repair work. **tf** NOTHING LIKE IT in Lawrence—our shop. Visit Grant's Pet Supply Center—1218 Conn. Open weekdays 8 a.m. to 6:30 p.m. Birds and animals, complete fish for all purposes. Complete lines of Exotic fish and Exotic Plants. Stainless steel aquariums, 2 to 60 gal., stands, filters, heaters, lighting, and all accessories. Everything for dogs and cats: beds, toys, leather, grooming, litter, sweaters, blankets. Donate to the pet store at Grant's Pet and Gift Shop. Phone VI 3-2921. Welcome. if FINEST FLAT-TOPS, and friendly barbers. Barber's estimating 730 Massachusetts. EXPERIENCED TYPIST will give careful attention to theses, term papers, etc. Next secure work at regular rates. Call Mrs. Betty Vegeti, VI 3-201, 1935 Barker. ftr LEARN TO DANCE NOW—All the latest in dance studio 921 Missouri, phone 3-968-881. If you are interested LUCKY STRIKE presents Dear Dr. Frood: Dr. Frood, Ph.T.T. Dear Dr. Frood: Would you please explain Einstein's theory of relativity in simple terms. Physics Major Dear Physics: Gladly. It is a theory. It is about relativity. It was thought up by a man named Einstein. ∞ ∞ ∞ Dear Dr. Frood: I wear button-down shirts, I wear grey flannel trousers, I wear fine tweed jackets, I wear British-made shoes, I wear thin striped ties. But still I have no friends. Why? Friendless Dear Friendless: Your ties must be a trifle too thin. ≈ ≈ ≈ Dear Dr. Frood: My sociology Professor says parents should be held responsible for juvenile delinquency. Do you agree? Soc. Major Dear Soc: Only if they are very young. OBFUSCATED ENGLISH PROF. FAILS TO FOOL FROOD Capable Dear Dr. Frood: Very soon the major corporations will be scouting the colleges for capable seniors. They'll be offering fabulous salaries, big titles, golden opportunities. Whom should I work for to guarantee myself a secure future and top income? Dear Capable: Dad. $ \textcircled{2} $ A. T. Co. Dear Dr. Frood: Recently I saw this slogan for Lucky Strike: "Remember how great cigarettes used to taste? Luckies still do." I wonder if the Lucky Strike people realize there is a most serious obfuscation here. The modifier is awkward. Does "great" modify "taste"? Or does "great" modify "cigarettes"? English Professor (see below) ∞ ∞ ∞ Dear English: You can answer that one yourself. Simply put a match to a Lucky Strike and puff. Dear Dr. Frood: For many months I have worked nights in the lab, developing the formula that I am convinced will make possible the perfect crime. It is a deadly poison that works externally, rather than internally. To test my formula, I have placed a large amount of the poison on this letter that you are now holding in your hands. Sorry it had to be you, old man. Wolfgang Dear Wolfgang: My secretary received your letter. Now that there is no one to care for them, I'm sending you her 14 cats. COLLEGE STUDENTS SMOKE MORE LUCKIES THAN ANY OTHER REGULAR! When it comes to choosing their regular smoke, college students head right for fine tobacco. Result: Lucky Strike tops every other regular sold. Lucky's taste beats all the rest because L.S./M.F.T.—Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. TOBACCO AND TASTE TOO FINE TO FILTER! Product of The American Tobacco Company - "Tobacco is our middle name"