is os nr u re nld re 2 ed es it Jayhawkers Face Tigers Tomorrow By Dan Felger Kansas Jayhawkers, suffering from a case of mid-season basketball doldrums, will attempt to get back on the conference winning trail against ancient rival Missouri at 7:30 tomorrow night in Allen Field House. "We were sorry against Colorado, flat-out sorry," said Coach Dick Harp recently concerning the Jays' loss to the Buffs, 65-61, at Boulder. The Kansas coach maintains that his ball club has been "flat" since a doubleheader a month ago. Lots of Practice "That's got to end soon if we expect to bid for the Big Eight title this year," he said. The Kansans have been running through both offensive and defensive drills this week in preparing to meet the MU threat. Harp has been satisfied with his team's efforts, but he repeatedly has said that "practice and games are certainly different." Meanwhile, Missouri has had their troubles too. The Tigers opened their season like their namesakes by mauling such top-flight teams as Indiana, 79-76, then couldn't even manage a loud growl in the Big Eight tourney as they ended up at the bottom. Missouri broke a five-game losing skein Monday night as they upended Nebraska 69-61. The victory gave them a league mark of one win and two losses, boosting them out of the cellar and into a three-way tie for fifth. Defense Plays Big Part Defense played a big part in the Mizzou victory as the Tigers bottled up the Cornhusker's big gun, Herschel Turner, in marching to their first conference win. Tomorrow night the Tiger defense might be in for a tougher time when it tries to halt the scoring rampage of Kansas sophomore Wayne Hightower. Hightower will become the fourth cager in Kansas history to score over 300 points in his sophomore year if he can throw in 29 against the Tigers. By cashing in the magic total to-morrow night, the Philadelphia flash will better Clyde Lovellette's 15-game path to the 300 circle by one contest. Lovellette, the king of Kansas scoring derbies, scored 545 points in his soph season and a total of 1579 during his Jayhawker career. Wilt Chamberlain and Bill Bridges, the only other Kansans to score over 300 points in their sophomore year, cracked the total in their ninth and 24th games, respectively. Kansas, on the other hand, may also have their defensive problems with the Tigers, who match the Jayhawkers in height up front but show a decided advantage in size in the backcourt. Watch Out For Henke Charlie Henke, 6-7, center, has paced the Missouri offense in early conference games. Henke scored 29 in the 65-60 loss to K-State, and has rebounded well in all the Tiger's games. Last season's Missouri wheelhorse, 6-5 Al Abram, returns at forward along with 6-5 Jackie Gilbert. But the place where Coach Harp may be headed for a headache is in prescribing a way to stop the tall Mizou guards, 6-4 Ron Cox and 6-4 Ranger Record NEW YORK—(UPI)—The New York Rangers hold the National Hockey League record for consecutive non-shutout games — 117. The streak began on Nov. 2, 1940, and ended on Dec. 31, 1942. Bob Hickman, the 6-2 Kansas handcuff, can hold his own defensively against any backcourt ace in the Midwest, but Dee Ketchum will be giving away four inches to both Cox and Scott. Needs Height In order to insert more height in his line-up, Coach Harp has been toying with the idea of using 6-5 Jim Hornman to spell either Hickman or Ketchum from their defensive chores. WELCOME KU Fisher's "66" Service 23rd. & Louisiana Hrs. 6-12 VI 3-8474 Joe Scott, the scoring leader in early Tiger contests. "Jim's a sharp player who's got the moves." Harp said, "and his size might really help us out there." Harp also may start 6-1 Jerry Gardner, who sparked a sagging Kansas offense against Colorado, in place of Ketchum. Page 9 Regardless of the poor Missouri showing in the Big Eight tourney and the Tigers' 1-2 mark in the conference, Coach Harp has a healthy respect for the Jays' Saturday night foes. "Sparky (MU coach Sparky Stalcup) has a fine team that always gives Kansas a rough time—the fact that Abrams isn't their only big scorer this year shows they have better balance," he said. STOP IN TODAY Tomorrow night's game is the first home game for the Jayhawkers, who also meet Oklahoma State in Allen Field House Monday night. The Missouri game will mark the 152nd contest between the two, with Kansas holding a 101-50 edge. Missouri has not beaten KU since before the Big Eight was formed in 1958. Sure Thing LOS ANGELES> (UPI)—Sam Williams, Los Angeles Rams end who starred at Michigan State before entering the National Football League, was drafted by the Rams before he ever appeared in a varsity game in college. Kappa Alpha Theta women and Gertrude Sellards Pearson freshmen tied for first place Tuesday in the women's intramural swimming meet. Each team splashed up 40 points. GSP, Thetas Tie in Swim Carole Hauenstein, Leavenworth junior, set a new record by swimming 40-yard free-style race in 25.7 seconds. The previous record was 25.8 set in 1957 by Peggy Epps. Miss Hauenstein won the high point individual trophy by earning 18 points each in the 40 and 60-yard free styles and the 40-yard backstroke race. Since two teams tied for first place in point totals, there was no second spot winning group. Corbin Hall placed third with 25 points while Alpha Phi made 18 points for fourth place. Other teams and point totals are: Kappa Kappa Gamma, 15 points; Gamma Phi Beta, $10^{1/2}$; Sigma Kappa, 10; Alpha Omicron Pi, 9; O'Leary Hall, 7; Delta Delta Delta, $5^{1/2}$; Chi Omega, $4^{1/2}$, and Gertrude Sellards Pearson upperclassmen. $1/2$. Gertrude Sellersd Pearson freshmen won the 60-yard medley relay of the backstroke, breaststroke and one length of free style. Corbin Hall women nabbed first place in the 80-yard relay. Ida Mae Johnson, Lawrence freshman, diving; Elizabeth Bukaty, 80-yard breaststroke form; Flo E. Renard, Kansas City, Mo., freshman, 40-yard side overarm; Barbara Fields, Webster Groves, Mo., senior, 40-yard crawl form, and Jean Taylor, Prairie Village freshman, 40-yard breaststroke form. 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The dean (from the Greek *deanos*—to skewer) is characterized chiefly by sympathy, wisdom, patience, forbearance, and a fondness for honesty pleasures like barn-raisings, gruel, spelldowns, and Mariborlo Cigarette. The dean (from the German *deangemacht*—to poop a party) is fond of Mariboros for the same reason that all men of good will are fond of Mariboros—because Mariboro is an *honest* cigarette. Those better makin's are honestly better, honestly aged to the peak of perfection, honestly blended for the best of all possible flavors. The filter honestly filters Mariborlo honestly comes in two different containers—a soft pack which is honestly soft, and a flip-top box which honestly flips. You too will flip when next you try an honest Mariborlo, which, one honestly hopes, will be soon. But I digress. We were learning how a dean helps undergraduates. To illustrate, let us take a typical case from the files of Dean S... of the University of Y... (Oh, why be so mysterious? The dean's name is Sigafos and the University is Yutah.) Wise, kindly Dean Sigafoos was visited one day by a freshman named Walter Aguincourt who came to ask permission to marry one Emma Blenheim, his dormitory laundress. To the dean the marriage seemed ill-advised, for Walter was only 18 and Emma was 91. Walter agreed, but said he felt obligated to go through with it because Emma had invested her life savings in a transparent rain hood to protect her from the mist at Niagara Falls where they planned to spend their honeymoon. What use, asked Walter, would the poor woman have for a rain hood in Yutah? The wise, kindly dean pondered briefly and came up with an answer: let Walter punch holes in the back of Emma's steam iron; with steam billowing back at the old lady, she would find a rain hood very useful—possibly even essential. Whimpering with gratitude, Walter kissed the dean's Phi Beta Kappa key and hastened away to follow his advice which, it pleasures me to report, solved matters brilliantly. Today Emma is a happy woman—singing hustily, wearing her rain hood, eating soft-center chocolates, and ironing clothes—twice as happy, to be candid, than if she had married Walter. . . And Walter? He is happy too. Freed from his liaison with Emuga, he married a girl much nearer his own age—Agnes Yucca, 72. Walter is now the proud father—stepfather, to be perfectly accurate—of three fine healthy boys from Agnes's first marriage—Everett, 38; Willem, 43; and Irving, 55—and when Walter puts the boys in Eton collars and takes them for a stroll in the park on Sunday afternoons, you may be sure there is not a dry eye in Yutah. . . . And Dean Sigafoos? He too is happy—happy to spend long, tiring days in his little office, giving counsel without stint and without complaint, doing his bit to set the young, uncertain feet of his charges on the path to a brighter tomorrow. © 1960 Max Bhlualan We don't say that Marlboro is the dean of filter cigarettes, but it's sure at the head of the class. Try some—cr if you prefer mildness without filters, try popular Philip Morris from the same makers.