Page 5 LARRY SOPER GRABS REBOUND for Tekes in 38-35 loss to Sig Alphs. By Warren Haskin The year 1959 produced many surprises in the sports world such as Ingemar Johansson's lightning-bolt right hand and the Los Angeles Dodgers who became the golden gladiators of the baseball world. But there were many uncrowned champions during the past year. One of these crowns would have to go to a Minnesota halfback, Neil Bengtson. He sat on the bench for three quarters but finally on the last play of the game, Bengtson got in for an Iowa kickoff. He received the ball, fell to the ground without being touched, and broke his arm. In the basketball world, an oddity occurred when Elgin Baylor could not report to practice with the Minneapolis Lakers because of a stint with the Army. So the team just packed up and moved their practice sessions to Fort Sam Houston, Tex... to be with him. Everything worked out fine and Baylor's now back with the Lakers. Wherever Thou Goes KU fans sat through each Jayhawker football game hoping to see one of John Hadi's long runs which excited TCU fans in the opening game of the campaign. Meanwhile, back in Connecticut, gridiron enthusiasts saw Southern Connecticut College backs run opening kickoffs for touchdowns in three consecutive games. At least KU football players did not suffer the experience of reaching for the ball and being bitten by a snake like Gil Dowd, a Stanford player. Last summer, Zeke Bella started in left field for the K. C. Athletics, but many fans noticed he did not go to his position at the top of the second. Zeke forgot to lower his head while entering the dugout and knocked himself out when he hit his head on the roof. Another baseball oddity came from Baltimore where Hoyt Wilhelm was routed from the mound by a cloud of bugs at Chicago's Comiskey Park. It took insect spray, a bonfire, and a smoke fire to get the game resumed. Veeck's Still King These are only a few of the uncrowned champs of 1959, but when 1961 arrives, there certainly will be another group that will capture the award for their performances during this new year. East Wins Hula Bowl Billy Cannon, Richie Lucas, Charlie Flowers and Ron Burton — starting backfield for a victorious East team — sparked in a decisive 34-8 licking of Bud Wilkinson's West All Stars in the 14th annual Hula Bowl. Few dare assess art; yet all are its critics.-R. L. Chambers. Mutual Fund Shares To acquire shares of United Accumulative Fund United Periodic Investment Plans offer you investment units in multiples of $2,500 with investments as low as $125 initially and $25 periodically. You invest in United Accumulative Fund Shares, a diversified, managed mutual fund with investments in over 100 American corporations. For Prospectus and descriptive literature, without obligation, fill in and return this advertisement. Waddell & Reed, Inc. Sigma Alpha Epsilon squeezed by Tau Kappa Epsilon in the last two minutes of a Fraternity interamural game Friday. With the score tied 35-35 and two minutes remaining, Joe Baxter sank a free throw to give the Sig Alphas a 36-35 lead. The Tekes with a chance to go ahead lost, the ball on a charging foul with one minute left on the clock. The attempt at the free throw was missed but Lynn Stacy tipped it in for the Sig Alphas. Tau Kappa Epsilon could not score and the Sig Alphas posted a 38-35 victory. Other games in that division saw Phi Kappa Psi down Triangle 56-29 and Beta Theta Pi running over Pi Kappa Alpha 79-17. 20 West 9th Street Principal Underwriters 40 Wall Street Kansas City 5. Mo. New York 5. N.Y. Mrs. Frederick J. Moreau, Res. 1942 Louisiana, Lawrence, Kan. Res. Phone VI 3.4588 Excitement Reigns As Sig Alphs Win In the Fraternity B division Acacia beat Phi Kappa Tau 30-16, Sigma Phi Epsilon over Delta Upsilon 30-20, and Delta Sigma Phi tromping Sigma Nu 32-19, Phi Kappa Sigma forfeited to Lambda Chi Alpha and Tau Kappa Epsilon forfeited to Kappa Apha Psi. --- Display of superior knowledge is as great a vulgarity as display of superior wealth—greater, indeed, inasmuch as knowledge should tend more definitely than wealth towards discretion and good manners.—H. E. Fowler. Monday, Jan. 11. 1960 University Daily Kansan NAME. ADDRESS Colorado is led by 6-1 senior guard Russ Lind, the only returning regular from last year's club. Lind, who has improved on his 10.1 average from last season, teams with 6-3 Glen Piper at guard, while 6-5 Wilky Gilmage and 6-6 Frank Javerick hold down the forward slots. Roger Voss, a 6-7, low-scoring, good rebounding center, completes the front line. CITY. "OFFICES COAST TO COAST" Big Eight champs. Colorado could only manage an anemic 13 of 50 from the field while K-State shot 41.4 per cent in forging their 69-27 victory Biggest losses to the Colorado squad, which was 14-10 overall last year, are the graduated Gerry Schreeder and Don Walker. The scoring parade was headed by Al Donaghue with 18. Hightower, 16 and Bridges, 14. Bridges also grabbed 17 rebounds. Coach Dick Harp's cage crew will enter Buffalo country displaying something it lacked in previous games--scoring balance. Last Saturday night the Jayhawkers turned back the Nebraska five by getting a 48-point production from the front line. Hawkers Stop NU Play Buffs Tonight Tonight the newly-found balanced scoring attack will be matched against a Colorado team that has been inconsistent in its hardcourt outings this year. Colorado played good ball in its pre-conference games, but is 0-2 in Big Eight play. By Dan Felger Kansas' Jayhawkers, fresh from a 60-47 conquest of Nebraska, go gunning for their second conference win at 9:00 CST tonight against Colorado at Boulder. Colorado defeated the Jayhawkers twice last year to pull to within seven games of the Kansans in the overall series at 23-60. The Bucks won 66-64 at Lawrence and then out-hustled the Jays 65-53 at Boulder. One of the Buff's losses came at the hands of Kansas State, defending Teach? I couldn't stand the arder and odor of youth.-R. M. Blagden Did You Know? People come from all over Kansas, all over the United States, and all over the world to have their cleaning done by ACME. They also go to K.U. 1-HOUR PERSONALIZED JET LIGHTNING SERVICE ACME 1109 MASS BACHELOR LAUNDRY & DRY CLEANERS Dial VI 3-5155 10% DISCOUNT FOR CASH AND CARRY DRY CLEANING