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University Daily Kansan Monday. Jan. 4,1960
Facts No One Should Know
Things the Daily Kansan might never know if an editor didn't open mail after Christmas;
That a sporting news magazine is the perfect Christmas gift for a sports fan.
That during 1959, 10 per cent of the pleasure craft in the U.S. Coast Guard second district waters were violating federal laws. Offenses ranged from playing "chicken" to not watching where boats were headed.
That more than 9 out of every 10 pregnancies end successfully.
That the Northern Cheyennes of Montana have asked the Department of the Interior to approve a Fifty Year Unallotment Program under which the tribe would save their reservation by buying it back from individual Cheyennes among whom it was divided in 1926.
That the Capezio Building in New York City
sent out red and green paper airplanes to advertise its open house.
That a sauce topping of unsulphured molasses and rum adds a new plane of appreciation to fruits and ice cream—and if you heat the rum you can set the fruit topping alfame!
That 65 per cent of approximately 180 million Americans owned life insurance policies during 1959. This is two and one-half times the number of policies held by 85 million in 1950.
That a year's work in exploring Indian cliff-dwelling ruins in Colorado's Mesa Verde National Park left some tantalizing puzzles:
"From about 600 to 1100 A.D. most Indians living in small farming villages on lower elevations moved up into large, compact communities on the mesa top. Why?"
Icebox Temperatures Hit Midwest
Dakotas and Montana.
Occasional rain was expected across the southern plains while the rest of the country looked for partly cloudy or fair skies.
The Humanities Series lecture by Jan Chiapusso, professor of piano, has been postponed indefinitely. The lecture was scheduled for Jan. 7.
Chiapusso Lecture Postponed by Illness
Prof. Chiapusso has been in Lawrence Memorial Hospital since Dec. 22, when he suffered a coronary thrombosis. The lecture will be rescheduled later in the spring if Prof. Chiapusso is able to present it. The hospital today reported him in 'good' condition.
Rockefeller Leaves Self Open for Draft
ALBANY (UPI) — Gov. Nelson A. Rockefeller, who bowed out of a head-on clash with Vice President Richard M. Nixon for the Republican Presidential nomination, today kept the door open for a possible draft.
In answering a reporter's question as to whether he would accept a draft nomination, Rockefeller replied, smilingly:
cast over the Great Lakes, the upper Ohio Valley and much of the Rockies today. The weather bureau said some snow might fall from western Kansas northward into the
"There've been a lot of drafts in this country."
Campus Police News
By United Press International
Four girls living in the Alpha Chi Omega sorority house reported to campus police Sunday that an estimated $850 in personal property was missing.
Two hi-fidelity phonographs, 100 records, a fur coat, and a clock radio were reported stolen from the sorority house.
Anita Kay Gould. Phillipsburg sophomore, reported that a fur coat valued at $200 was taken from her third floor room some time during the vacation.
A VM hi-fidelity phonograph and 100 records valued at $450 were taken from the room of Sharon Moriarty, Kansas City, Mo., senior.
Judith Rieder, Kansas City, Mo. junior, reported a $50 clock radio missing from her room.
Roberta Laughery, Bethel sophomore, reported a $150 hi-fidelity phonograph missing from her room.
The Midwest today was in the icy grip of a bitter cold wave that followed one of the worst blizzards of the season into the nation's midsection.
The mass of frigid arctic air sweeping southward from Canada pushed into the east coast from the Central plains and made the Midwest the icebox of the country.
Doubt is brother-devil to despair.
John Boyle. Orcilly
photograph missing from the loohn It is believed entrance to the house was gained through a basement window.
The mercury plunged to 28 degrees below zero at 3 a.m. (Lawrence time) at International Falls, Minn. It was 19 below at Duluth, 12 below at Rochester and 14 below at Minnesota, Minn., 11 below at Mason City, Iowa, zero at Omaha, four degrees at Madison, Wis., and Denver, Colo., and 9 at Chicago.
The cold front extended from New York state through extreme northwestern Florida. Most of the south reported temperatures in the 30s and 40s.
LUCKY STRIKE presents
Rain soaked the entire Atlantic coast with the exception of Florida yesterday, Alabama, Tennessee and the Ohio Valley also reported rain. Scattered snow flurries were fore-
Talked to Himself
SALISBURY, Comm. — (UPI) — David E. Gillette made $2,000 by talking to himself. Acting as his own attorney, he won a damage suit during which he took the witness stand and answered his own questions.
Financial planning have you hanging by a string?
A life insurance program started while you're still in college is a good way to begin. And now is the time to look into it—while you are insurable and can gain by lower premiums.
Your Provident Mutual campus representative is well qualified to discuss with you a variety of plans which can be tailored to your individual needs.
BILL LYONS
SUPERVISOR
1722 W. Ninth, VI 3-5695
PROVIDENT MUTUAL Life Insurance Company of Philadelphia
BAFFLING BLOT FAILS TO FAZE FROOD!
(see below)
Dear Dr. Frood: Every night for the past two weeks I've dreamt that I am being pursued by a beautiful girl in a Bikini who wants one of my Luckies. Just as she catches me, I wake up. How can I prevent this? Puzzled
Dear Puzzled: Go to bed a few minutes earlier.
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Dear Loveless: Take heart. Any girl who would go out with you isn't worth worrying about.
Dear Dr. Frood: I am the ugliest guy on campus. My face looks like 90 miles of bad road. When I go to a party someone always steals my date. I worry about this. Can you help me? Loveless
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Dear Dr. Frood: I think this ink blot looks just like rabbit ears. My friends say I'm nuts, What think? Bugs
Dear Bugs: It's your friends who are nuts. Those are clearly rabbit ears. And the long shape extending down is the rabbit's trunk.
Dear Dr. Frood: I have invited three girls to the dance this Saturday. How do I get out of this mess? Upta Creek
Dear Mr. Creek: Tell two of them to dance with each other until you cut in.
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Dear Dr. Frood: I have been dating one girl but I am so good-looking and so popular that I have decided to spread myself around a little more. What should I do about this girl? Dashing
Dear Dashing: Tell her the good news.
Dear Dashing: Tell her the good news
Dear Dr. Frood: My roommate always wears my clothes. What should I do?
Put Union
Dear Put Upon: Cover yourself and stay indoors.
Dr. Frood, Ph.T.T.
Dear Dr. Frood: My mother and my brother don't like my boy friend, but my father and my sister do. His father and two brothers don't like me, but his mother and his other brother do. What should I do? Miss Muddle
Dear Miss Muddle: Tell your father to talk to your mother and tell your sister to talk to your brother. Then tell your boy friend's mother to talk to his father and tell his brother to talk to his brothers. If that doesn't work, then talk to your mother and brother yourself. Maybe they know something you don't know.
COLLEGE STUDENTS SMOKE MORE LUCKIES THAN ANY OTHER REGULAR!
When it comes to choosing their regular smoke, college students head right for fine tobacco. Result: Lucky Strike tops every other regular sold. Lucky's taste beats all the rest because L.S./M.F.T.-Lucky Strike means fine tobacco.
TOBACCO AND TASTE TOO FINE TO FILTER!
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Product of The American Tobacco Company - "Tobacco is our middle name"