Beatnik Travelers Report
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the voters couldn't go;
the voters couldn't go;
Polka-dotted shorts fled from
the speeding car
Down the winding road—he
didn't even know.
Khrusike and Niked-Beat tiring of the daily diet of crumpets and cups of expression, winged to the state made famous by Pore Jud, Shirley Jones and Gordon McRae...O-k-l-a-h-o-m-a, and learned that they did not have to go to Kansas for beverages. Censored, all the fun is gone. Crying in my beverage.
Oh Fun in Cuba. Bearded ones are vying for positions in front of the firing squad. Look away, Santayana. He doesn't cuss and he doesn't chew . . . he smokes Havana cigars.
In the land of oranges, sunshine, and flying fishes, rockets like the glittering life of Florida so well they don't want to leave. Astronauts, astronauts' wives, dogs, children, and parakeets are being groomed for a fling into that great unexplored continent-space.
New Lands to Conquer
In California, the mother of Beverly Adeland (of Errol Flynn fame) has been nominated for woman-of-the-year for her hard work in promoting the welfare of her daughter. Persons visiting the ranch of the "friend of presidents" are questioning the possibility of electing a woman president. She probably couldn't cook or paint well enough.
Cigarette makers are going wild. Youth, vigor, enthusiasm for the new brands; Life, Duke, Spring, Alpine, Riviera, Dude, Stud, Fall, Tree and Fireplug.
Wanted—Cranberry testers," the sign read. They are too small to thump like watermelons, so how? Cranberries are to be replaced during election year. By razzberries.
"Oh, Censored, don't fizz," murmurs Shelly Berman as he takes away business from the Popeye and spinach industry.
1959 saw another classic in American literature revealed—"Return to Peyton Place" which will make people wonder what they missed the first time they were there.
The official Kansas centennial film (one star), "The Jayhawkers," has mountains in it. Which is like trying to say that Potter Pond is a lake.
With the modernization of Kansas highways, Khrusike and Naked-Beat noted an increase in traveling expenses. No towns on the highways—thus no friends and relatives to sleep and eat with.
William Argersinger Jr., associate dean of the KU Graduate School, has been named to the Executive Committee of the Mid-American Association of State Universities.
Shades of the silent movies! Garbo hats are making friendly slouches
KU Dean Named To Committee
The organization, founded yesterday by representatives of six state universities, will cooperate on a number of high-level training programs and research projects in an effort to avoid duplication.
Also named to the committee were James H. Hilton, president of Iowa State University; Elmer Ellis, President of Missouri University; Marvin Edison, Oklahoma State University Research Administrator; Dayton McKean, Colorado University dean of the Graduate School, and John Weaver, dean of the Nebraska University Graduate School.
Drink today and drown all sorrow; you shall perhaps not do 't tomorrow.—John Fletcher.
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over the heads of American women. Charlie Chaplin's wife has returned to the United States for the birth of their seventh child.
Michigan is scrabbling in its holey pocket to pay for the state's paper airplane throwers. Which reality isn't too funny, but helps to pad this article.
Happy Birthday
A famous visitor from the Union of Soggy Sot Rascals frowned upon gam exposure in the Hollywood production of "Can-Can," was hounded by newsmen in an Iowa pigsty, and played Russian, chortle, roulette with the mayor of a Pacific city.
Charlie Brown is passing out bubble-gum cigars to announce the birth of a baby sister and Beethoven's birthday was yesterday.
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Having exhausted events in the United States, Khrusike and Niked-Beat sclathed up their sleigh for a world tour of duty. Faith and Be gone with you—Dublin has elected a new mayor—this time an Irishman. Sean O'Casey has learned that drinking and walking simply do not mix .er, rather unfortunate word, that.
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The vice-president or somebody encountered Mr. K at the Russian fish. Entertainment there included a merry-go-round, dagger-throwing, and horn-honking.
Stream has accused the President or somebody of playing golf while Rome burned.
An international romantic triangle composed of the diva, Maria Mance. Chnasy, and Mine-gimme sang, "I don't want to sail on your yacht; I don't love you any more. You'll be sorry when you hear me... Singing from the opera floor." On the opera floor?
The year has run out, giggled Niked-Eeat to Khrusike. Like, man, count-em. We don't have 80 events, but we can stand on our literary license.
As, said Khrusike, who was a strict grammar-tician, we made it—and in the bet-nik of time.
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