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University Daily Kansan Tuesday, November 10, 1959
THAT'S A GOOD ONE—David Thorning,
Atchison junior (right) holds the attention of
Robert Shahan, Larned junior (left) and Joseph
Mize, Atchison junior as he recounts an episode in a late evening bull session which took place in Mize's room at the Sigma Chi fraternity house.
Sophomores pledged are Linda Fettig, Connersville, Ind., and Beverly Sheperly, Jefferson City, Mo.
Gamma Alpha Chi, women's advertising sorority, announces the pledging of 15 women.
Juniors pledged are Dorothy Boiler, Kansas City, Mo.; Joe Boyd, Newton; Carolyn Bowans, Bird City; Suzie Ellermeier, Norton; Cheryl Frazee, Kansas City, Mo.; Judy Gray, Lawrence; Martha Ormsby, Emporia; and Dorothy Trickett, Topeka.
Booze and Babes Bait Boys
Gamma Alpha Chi Pledges 15
Seniors pledged are Betty Bunggarner, Tulsa, Okla.; Margette Forrest, Manchester, Iowa; Kathy Lentz.
What do boys talk about? Booze and babes mostly.
By Ron Butler
Aitchison; Peggy McCormack, Raytown, Mo.; Sue Smith, Arkansas City.
When talking about booze, conversations center around the capacities of various individuals to consume vast quantities of bizarre mixtures, achieving new heights of drunkenness.
The officers for this year are Jo Ann Novak, Minneapolis, Minn. president; Barbara Jezek, Holyrood, vice president; June Carter, Lincoln, Neb., secretary; Marcia Moran, Kansas City, Mo., treasurer; Ruth Rieder, Raytown, Mo., reporter; and Betty Stout, LaGrange, Ill., historian. All are seniors.
Of all the plagues a lover bears,
sure rivals are the worst . . . I can
endure my own despair, but not
another's hope — William Walsh.
Conversations on this line run something like this:
"Man, did I get stoned last night! I started drinking beer in the afternoon, and by evening I was feeling
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pretty good. Then I went to this party and started in on Scotch and water. By the time the evening was over I was helping out the host by drinking up all his leftover vermouth."
UNDER THE DIRECTION OF RAY AND BETTY Formerly of the 10-40 Cafe
After this follows the description of the mammoth hangover the next morning:
Corridor officers are: Jeanette McDonald, Satanta junior; Nancy Peterson, Kansas City, Kan., sophomore; Erma Sterling, Canton junior; Virginia Church, Coffeyville senior; Carolyn Throop, Wamego sophomore; Karen Halden, Kansas City, Mo., sophomore; Beverly Smith, Kansas City, Kan., junior; Sally Scales, Hutchinson junior; Katie Eckles, Kansas City, Mo. freshman; Judi Hayward, Prairie Village junior.
"I woke up and I was absolutely blind. My mouth tasted like a Russian regiment had marched through it barefooted. My head felt like somebody had split it with a meat cleaver. I was shaking like a jackhammer operator at quitting time."
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Carolyn Coe, McPherson senior, was recently elected president of Gertrude Sellards Pearson dormitory for the 1959-60 school year.
In the same vein, hangover remedies are a popular subject:
"Personally, I prefer three aspirins dissolved in a glass of tomato juice."
Appointed officers are: Sandra McDonald, Iola junior, historian; Susanne Shaw, Wellington junior, intramural chairman; Lola Murrison, Kansas City, Mo., junior, activities chairman.
Other newly elected officers are Sandra Edson, Bethany, M. sophomore, vice president; Claudine Talbott, Wichita senior, second vice president; Nancy Copeland, St. John sophomore, secretary; Betty Bumgarner, Tulsa, Okla., senior, social chairman; Sandra Hammond, Osage City senior, AWS representative.
"On the other hand, if you've got guts, there's nothing like the hair of the dog that bit you."
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"My favorite remedy is a raw egg dissolved in a glass of milk, with a lot of Worcestershire sauce and tabasco."
And then, as always, no matter what the preceding topic may have been, the conversation turns to ..girls!
"Hey do any of you guys know Mabel Finkelstein over at the Eta house?"
"Yeah. I know her. She's a beast."
"I know her. She's a beast.
"Oh, man, say it isn't so! I've got a blind date with her Friday night."
cussion, whether it be pro or con. So, watch your p's and q's, honey, you may be next!
"Well, I feel for you, 'cause she's just plain hopeless."
"Now, seriously, is she a real beast, or just kind of a beast?"
"Yeah I know that old line. Any time a girl is fixing you up with one of her friends, and she starts telling you what a nice personality she's got, watch out. You've had it."
Any girl known by anyone in the group is eligible for this type of dis-
"Friend, next to her, Gravel Gertie would look like Marilyn Monroe."
"Well, maybe she's got a nice personality or something?"
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