Page 10 University Daily Kansan Thursday, Dec. 15, 1960 INSTRUMENTS UNIQUE—Sixteenth century instruments, popular in Germany and growing in popularity in this country, are shown being played by members of Prof. K. Jorgensen's Music in Recreation class. From the left, Brenda Homman, Lawrence junior; Sue Fields and Mary Jo Smith, both Lawrence graduate students; and Janice Holt, Dodge City junior. They will play the flutophone, guitar, ukelele and auto harp for a Christmas party at Lawrence Memorial Hospital tomorrow. The instruments are also used in the students' field of study, music therapy, elementary education and music education. Twenty-three KU students have been named to the cast of the University Theatre's production of Bertolt Brecht's "Caucasian Chalk Circle." Chalk Circle 9 Cast Named Gordon Beck, instructor of speech and director of the production, said "A few roles are still uncast, although students already chosen will play as many as eight parts." There are a total of 32 roles in the drama, which has been hailed as the greatest triumph of postwar European drama. It will be presented March 8-11. Karl Garrett, Lawrence; James McMullan, Long Beach, N.Y.; Nancy Kiser, Lawrence, all seniors. Stephen Booser, Shawnee Mission; Suzanne Calvin, Lawrence; Philip B. Harris, Columbus; Nancy Rate, Halstead; Cynthia Vaughn, Kansas City, Kan., all juniors. Study Abroad Grants Made Members of the cast are: Sidney Berger, Brooklyn, N.Y.; George Bradley, Pittsburg; Ronnie Trent, Lawrence, all graduate students. Bonnie Baldwin, Mitchell, S. D.; Hoite Caston, Independence; Linda Eberly, Pittsburg; Keith Jochim, Lawrence; Terry Kovac, Wichita; Mary Ann Kretzmeier, Liberal; Theodore Earl Lawson, Medford, Ore.; Jonathan Marcus, Great Neck, N. Y.; Karen Saad, River Forest, Ill.; Tom Winston, Dallas, Tex., all sophomores. Two seniors have been awarded Rotary Foundation Fellowships for study abroad next year. James Michael Brown, Raytown, Mo., and John Peters, Baxter Springs, freshmen. L. Kay Reiter of Simpson and John R. Newcomb of Topeka are among three Kansas students to be picked for the award by Rotary International, world-wide service club organization. Fellowships have been awarded to 118 outstanding students from 25 countries, including 60 from the United States. The average amount of each award is more than $2,600. Miss Reiter plans to continue a study of comparative modern literature at the University of Poitiers, Poitiers, France. Newcomb will study design and illustration at the Royal Academy of Arts in London. French-inspired styles give cotton pajamas a high-fashion look. One pajama set combines a Chanel-type top with knee-length pantaloons, trimmed with long ruffles. Miss Reiter has held a Panhellenic Scholarship, general tuition scholarships, a Carnegie Foundation Fellowship, scholarship hall awards and private grants. Newcomb has been the recipient of the Josephine Fuller Scholarship and a Christmas Vespers Tuition Aid Scholarship. A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman. —Edward Bulwer Lytton They who are in highest places, and have the most power, have the least liberty, because they are most observed.John Tillotson A Very Merry Christmas To All of You I would like to take this opportunity to express my appreciation for the wonderful patronage of the students and faculty of KU. We are constantly striving to bring to you the very best in movie entertainment and will continue to do so in the future. HERE'S HOPING EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU HAVE THE HAPPIEST HOLIDAYS EVER WITH YOUR LOVED ONES... AND WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT YEAR! Sincerely, George Willhoite Mgr. Commonwealth Theatres AEC Renews KU Contract The Atomic Energy Commission has renewed its contract with the University of Kansas with $43,800 for a fourth year's research on "Excited States of Medium Light Elements." Dr. Ralph Krone, associate professor of physics, directs the research. Dr. Francis Prosser Jr., assistant professor of physics, is assistant director. $6,500 Grant Awarded to KU A $6,500 U.S. Public Health Service grant awarded the University of Kansas will be used to purchase a spectrophotofluorometer, an instrument for measuring fluorescence. The award is being made to Dr. Paul A. Kites, assistant professor of biochemistry. Try the Kansan Want Ads On Campus with Max Shulman Author of "I Was a Teen-eagle Dwarf", "The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis", etc.) (Well sir, Georges Sand went traipsing off to Majorca, but before she left she told her little daughter Walter that some bad men were coming to murder daddy in his bath, and she instructed Walter to shout Robespierre's name when the bad men arrived. But Walter, alas, had been sea-bathing that morning on the Riviera, and she had come home loaded with sea shells and salt water taffy, and when the bad men came to murder Robespierre, Walter, alas, was chewing a big wad of salt water taffy and could not get her mouth open in time to shout a warning. Robespierre, alas, was murdered quicker than you could shout Jacques Robespierre (or Jack Robinson as he is called in the English-speaking countries). (There is, I am pleased to report, one small note of cheer in this grisly tale. When Georges Sand got to Majoreca where Chopin was setting lyrics to his immortal "Warsaw Concerto," she was happily able to help him find a rhyme for "Warsaw," as everyone knows who has heard those haunting lyrics; The time has come to make out our Christmas shopping lists, for Christmas will be upon us quicker than you can say Jack Robinson. (Have you ever wondered, incidentally, about the origin of this interesting phrase "Quicker than you can say Jack Robinson"? Well sir, the original phrase was French—"Plus vite que de dire Jacques Robespierre." Jack Robinson is, as everyone knows, an anglicization of Jacques Robespierre who was, as everyone knows, the famous figure from the French Revolution who, as everyone knows, got murdered in his bath by Danton, Murat, Caligula, and Aaron Burr. (The reason people started saying "Quicker than you can say Jacques Robespierre (or Jack Robinson as he is called in English-speaking countries)" is quite an interesting little story. It seems that Robespierre's wife, Georges Sand, got word of the plot to murder her husband in his bath. All she had to do to save his life was call his name and warn him. But, alas, quicker than she could say Jacques Robespierre, she received a telegram from her old friend Frederic Chopin who was down in Majorca setting lyrics to his immortal "Warsaw Concerto." Chopin said he needed Georges Sand's help desperately because he could not find a rhyme for "Warsaw." Naturally, Georges Sand could not refuse such an urgent request. DECK THE HALLS In the fair town of Warsaw, Which Napoleon's horse saw. Singing cockles and mussels, alive alive of! But I digress. What? You are astonished? You had not thought of Marlboros as unusual, offbeat, different? You had regarded them as familiar, reliable smokes whose excellence varied not one jot or tittle from year to year? We were speaking of Christmas gifts. What we all strive to do at Christmas is, of course, to find unusual, offbeat, different gifts for our friends. May I suggest then a carton of Marlboro Cigarettes? True. All true. But at the same time, Marlboros are unusual, offbeat, different, because every time you try one, it's like the first time. The flavor never palls, never gets hackneyed. Each Marlboro is a fresh delight, a pristine pleasure, and if you want all your friends to clap their hands and exclaim, "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus!" you will put them at the very top of your Christmas list. © 1990 Max Shulman And for further Yuletide joy, give Marlboro's nonfiltered companion cigarette, mild, flavorful Philip Morris-in regular size or the sensational new king-size Commander. You'll be welcome aboard!