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HELP WANTED
Married student interested in design and sale of business forms. Junior or senior. Part time work. Inquire at business office, 111 Flint. B. Erickson, KU 376 376
PART TIME HELP wanted. Apply in person at Gil's Burger Bar, 23rd St.
BUSINESS SERVICES
Nurses Aid wanted for 3-4 hours work in late afternoons. Experience not necessary. VI 3-8936. tt
Male student wanted for about 2 hours
Custodial work daily beginning at 7 a.m.
CaI VI.3-8956. tf
LEARN TO DANCE NOW-All the latest dances. Marion Rice Dance Studio, 908 Missouri. Phone VI 3-6833. tf
KU BARBER SHOP — 411½ W. 14th St.
Flat tops a speciality. Plenty of free parking.
Clarence. tf
DRESS-MAKING and alterations. Formals, wedding gowns, etc. Ola Smith. 939% M3. Telephone VI 3-5263. tf
MOST INTERESTING SHOP in Lawrence.
Grant's Drive-In-Pet Center, 1218 Conn.
Open weekdays. Visit www.lawrenceplants.com/Your-Self. Store Fish & Plants. Stainless steel picture window aquariums and all accessories, daily carnival of birds and cages. Everything from fish, turtles, reptiles or department needs. Phone VI 3-5221 or better still, come. Thank you. tf
PRINTED BIOLOGY STUDY NOTES: 60 pages, complete outline of lecture; comprehensive diagrams and definitions; formerly known as the Theta notes; Call VI 2-0742 anytime. Free delivery. $4.50
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Alterations and repair work. Child care during emergency calls. Call Mrs. Reed, Miss Misc. - 7531
PHYSICS 5 STUDY NOTES: Complete outline, definitions and equations, probabilities solutions. Sample test questions Free delivery Price $4.00. For your call us Fire I 2-1065.
IRONING WANTED: 50c to 65c an hour.
Phone VI 2-0192. 11-29
FOR RENT
Will do ironing, 10c an item. Phone
VI 3-3628. 11-29
3-4 Room furnished apartment. Off-street parking, private bath. Rent reduced.
Phone VI 3-9776. tf
First floor apartment with private entrance. Also apartment available on second floor. Parking. Utilities paid. Reasonable rent: Phone VI 3-9776 after 2 p.m. fm
FURNISHED APARTMENT, one and two bedroom, kitchenette, all utilities paid. $85 a week. Runcho Model, VI. miles north of Lawrence on Highway 24. 11-25
New, completely furnished apartment Living room, bedroom, bath and kitchen, all utilities paid. $75 a month for 11 months, 12th month free. Call VI 3-4755
TWO BEDROOM HOUSE, carpeted living room with fireplace. Built-in range and kitchen with double garage. Adjacent to southwest corner of campus. Phone Kf 485 or VI 3-3887.
NEW APARTMENTS — One or two bed-
rooms, located near KU. Built-in range,
over all furniture in a furniture Muss-
t to appreciate. Call Gene Wurdle
M 3-2571 or VI 3-3909. 12-2
THREE BEDROOM HOME, clean, nearly to. Twanted to or single students for as many as per month. No lease required. Inmediate possession. Moore Associates. VI 3-2571. 12-2
Available to students at reduced rates — We have brand new furnished apartments and homes with immediate possession. Why not enjoy the privacy of a home or apartment of your own? Call Moore Associates, VI 3:2571. 12-2
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ILLINOIS COLLEGE OF OPTOMETRY
announces that applications for admission to its classes beginning September 1, 1961, are now being received.
3-year course of professional study leading to the degree.
DOCTOR OF OPTOMETRY
Requirements for Entrance 2 years (60 sem. hours or equivalent qtr. hours) in specified liberal arts and sciences.
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Experienced typist — will type theses,
term papers, etc. Call Mrs. Fulcher, VI 3-
0558. tf
EXPERIENCED TYPIST - Will type term papers, theses, using electric typewriter. Reasonable rates. Call VI 3-5833. 12-8
TYPING: Experienced typist. Former secretary will type theses, term papers, reports, etc. Accurate work. New rates. Mrs. McEldowney, VI 3-8568. tf
Term papers, theses, typesed. Call Mrs. Walter Hicks, VI 2-0111. tf
Typist: former secretary; electric typewriter, experienced in student and graduate typing. Regular rates. Mrs. Betty Vequist, 1935 Barker, VI 3-2001. tf
Experienced typist — term papers, manu scripts, reports and dissertations. Promp service neat accurate work, reasonable Robert Cook, 2000 R. I., Car II 3-7485.
Experienced typist. 6 years experience in thesis and term papers. Electric typewriter, fst accurate service. Reasonable price. Mrs Barlow. 408 W. 15th. V11 t@1648.
EXPERIENCED TYPIST. Former secretary will type theses, term papers, dissertations. Reasonable rates. Prompt service. Call Mrs. Mellinger. VI 3-4409.tf
Experienced typist; will do term papers, theses, etc. Notat, accurate work, standard rates. Two blocks south of campus. 1816 Arkansas, VI 3-1780. Mrs. McMahan tf
EXPERIENCED TYPIST. Immediate attention to term papers, reports, theses, etc. Neat, accurate service at reasonable rates. Call Mrs. Charles Pattie, VI 3-8379.
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Expert typing and secretarial service.
Call Mrs. Milliken, VI 3-5920. tf
Typist with secretarial experience. Accurate, reliable. Good educational background. Special attention to term papers and reports. VI 3-4822. tf
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STUDENTS. FACULTY AND STAFF MEMBERS; Take advantage of one-half price magazines on Time, Life and Sports Illustrated magazines—both new and renewals. Processed promptly. Call VI 3-0942. tf
$10 reward for return of a new Post
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LOST
BIOLOGY STUDY NOTES: Completely revised, outline of lectures, word lists, slides and diagrams. Complete cross index. Price $3.00. For your copy call VI 2-1065.
FOR SALE
DIAMOND RING, 3/4 carat solitaire, worn worth. Worn at $450, will sell for $350.
Inquire at Kansan Business Office, ask for Betty, or call KU 376. tf
REVISED WESTERN CIVILIZATION NOTES! 100 pages. Notes are written in an extremely analytical and comprehensive fashion. Mimeographed and bound. $4.00. Free delivery. Call VI 2-0430 at 4 p.m. tf
COLD WEATHER DELIGHT - 1860 Rennau Daughton. Sharp, low mileage, radio and heater. See to believe. Must go to highest bidder. VI 2-1549 after 6 p.m.
NO MONEY DOWN. $300 loan cost only
move into a nearly new furnished
bove to be down to 7 a month Call Moor
Associates, VI 3-2571, or Bill Rise,
7966 after 5 p.m. 11-29
FENDER-TELECASTER Electronic Guitar
excellent condition. Recently refinished
only $70. Call Ron at V1 2-1315 11-30
(AUST SELL IMMEDIATELY: 1859 MGA.
Black, good condition. Phone KU 610 before 5 p.m. or VI 3-6908 after 5 p.m.
11-30
HANKSGIVING SPECIALS: New and ised mobile homes — the ideal way of living! Come to the corner of 7th and arkansas. 11-29
JIM'S CAFE 838 Mass. GOOD FOOD DAY and NIGHT
Personal Friendly Service
Phone VI 3-5307 Open 7 a.m. — 9:30 p.m.
Elm's Sinclair
W. 23rd. St.
DRIVE IN TODAY!
9th & Tenn.
AT THE FOOT OF "THE HILL"
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Monday. Nov. 28,1960
University Daily Kansan
WANTED
Will do ironing in my home. VI 3-2396.
Ph.D Candidate desires German tutor.
Call KU 677. Mon., Tues., Wed., or Fri.
between 4 and 5 p.m. I2-1
Wanted: Baby-sitter Tuesday and Thursday afternoons. Es 621 or VI 3-918<sup>18</sup>
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BEVERAGES — All kinds of six-paks, ice cold. Crushed ice in water repellent paper bags. Picnic, party supplier Ice Plant. 6th & Verrant. Phone VI 3-0350.
"STAMPS FOR YOUR HOBBY" 50 stampes free with approval. Write Neb. Spooner, Box 489, Louisville, Neb. 12-2
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"THE INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT OF NED FUTTY"
One day Ned saw Chloe on campus and was instantly smitten.
"Excuse me, miss," he said, tugging at his forelock. "Will you marry me?"
Ned Futty, on the other hand, was a man who could take intelligence or leave it alone. What he loved and admired above all things was girls. "What I love and admire above all things is girls" is the way he put it.
Chloe McFeeters was a beautiful coed who majored in psychology and worked in the I.Q. testing department of the University. She worked there because she loved and admired intelligence above all things. "I love and admire intelligence above all things" is the way she put it.
She looked at his duck-tail hairecut, his black-rimmed glasses, his two-day beard, his grimy T-shirt, his tattered jeans, his decomposing tennis shoes. "You are not unattractive," she admitted, "but for me beauty is not enough. Intelligence is what I'm looking for. Come to the I.Q. testing department with me."
"Of course, my tiger," erid Ned and giggled and smote his thigh and bit Chloe's nape and scampered goatlike after her to the I.Q. testing department.
"First, I will test your vocabulary," said Chloe.
"Be my guest," hughed Ned and licked her palm.
"What does juxtaposition mean?"
"Beats me," he confessed cheerfully and nibbled her knuckles.
"How about *infeitable*?"
"Never heard of it." guffawed Ned, plunging his face into her clavicle.
"Furtive?"
"With fur on?" said Ned doubtfullv.
"Oh, Ned Futty," said Chloe, "you are dumb. Consequently I cannot be your girl because I love and admire intelligence above all things."
He flung himself on the floor and clasped her ankles. "But I love you," he cried in anguish. "Do not send me from you or you will make the world a sunless place, full of dim and fearful shapes."
"Go," she said coldly.
Lorn and mute, he made his painful way to the door. There he stopped and lit a cigarette. Then he opened the door and started away to his gray and grisly future.
"Stay!" called Chloe.
He turned.
"Yes," he said.
"Was that," she asked, "a Marlboro you just lit?"
"Then come to me and be my love," cried Chloe joyously. "You are not dumb. You are smart! Anybody is smart to smoke Marlboro, the filter cigarette with the unfiltered taste which comes to you in soft pack or flip-top box at prices all can afford at tobacco counters, drugstores, groceries, restaurants and trampoline courts all over America. Ned, lover, give me a Marlboro and marry me."
And they smoked happily ever after.
$\textcircled{2}$ 1960 Max Shulman
And if your taste runs to unfiltered cigarettes, you're smart to try Philip Morris—from the makers of Marlboro. We especially recommend Philip Morris's new king-size Commander—long, mild, and leisurely. Have a Commander—welcome aboard!