University Daily Kansan Page 4 KU Places in Business Bowl KU took third place in the regi onal "business bowl" at Oklahoma State University. Wichita University captured top honors followed by Tulsa University in the meet held Saturday. Sidney Feldman, assistant professor of business, was the team sponsor and coach for the KU entry. Tea mmembers were James Bishop, Topeka; Gary Lentz, Cheney; Michael Michnick, Laramie, Wyo.; Larry Staab, Hayes, and Ronald Taff, Lawrence, all graduate students. Also taking part in the two day test were Washington University of St. Louis, Arkansas University, Oklahoma University, Kansas State University, Missouri University and host Oklahoma State University. Wichita's win means its five-man team will represent the area in the national competition in Chicago next month. All the teams were judged on their answers to problems by an electronic computer. Basically, the games were provided for the students and faculty members to become better acquainted with the latest techniques in scientific management. The students had the opportunity to weld theoretical knowledge with practical experience. SUA to Hold Drama Forum Students and faculty members are urged to submit original plays or musical scripts for the first SUA drama forum to be held sometime in November. The scripts will be submitted to Mary Lou Martin at the SUA director's office. Gordon Beck, instructor of speech and adviser to the forum committee, will help judge the manuscripts. The scripts will be read before interested students every month. The writer of the script will choose his own cast for the reading which will be similar to the readings of Broadway plays to a producer in order to get that producer to finance the play. Students attending the forum may comment on the play. Alfred Danti, visiting lecturer for the American Chemical Society, will speak here at 7:30 p.m. Thursday, in 122 Malott Hall. Chemical Society To Hear Speaker He will address the KU section of the ACS on the "Correlation of Molecular Structure and Molecular Spectra for Ultraviolet, Infrared, Far Infrared, Microwave, Raman, Mass and Nuclear Magnetic Resonance Spectroscopy." Mr. Danti is on the staff of the Chemical and Petroleum Research Laboratory of the Department of Chemistry, Carnegie Institute of Technology, Pittsburgh, Pa. He is currently assistant director in charge of spectral data for the American Petroleum Institute and Manufacturing Chemists's Assn. research projects, while carrying out spectroscopic research on problems of individual interest. This lecture is one of 11 speaking engagements on his central states tour. Try the Kansan Want Ads WHEEL ALIGNMENT BRAKE SERVICE WHEEL BALANCING FREE PICK-UP AND DELIVERY PETE'S ALIGNING SHOP 229 Flm VI 3-2250 Tuesday, Oct. 18, 1960 229 Elm Mrs. Heller to Talk At Home Ec. Club Mrs. Francis Heller will speak on "A Woman's Role in Politics as a Homemaker and a Citizen" Thursday evening for the Home Economics Club. The meeting will be held in Fraser dining room at 7 p.m. Mrs. Heller is the wife of Francis Heller, professor of political science and associate dean of the College of Liberal Arts and Sciences. The All Student Council and the All Student Council committees will hold a joint meeting at 7:30 p.m. today in the Big Eight Room of the Kansas Union. Lynn Anderson, Atwood senior and chairman of the ASC, said the purpose of the joint meeting is to explain to the committee members how and when they are supposed to report to the ASC and the work they are expected to do on their particular committee. ASC to Meet at 7:30 Today Oher ASC business will include a report by Jerry Palmer, El Dorado junior, on the National Student Association Convention which convened last August. Palmer will make recommendations to the ASC regarding NSA. A vote will be called to change the living districts' required voting from 75 per cent to 50 per cent. Anderson said. A resolution to suspend some rules in the election bill so that a referendum can be made before the election will also be brought before the ASC. Other business may include a report from the Student Athletic Board and reserve seating program. District 7 of UP To Meet Tonight A meeting of district seven of the University Party will be held in the Pine Room of the Kansas Union at 7 tonight. The purpose of the meeting is to elect representatives to the University Party general assembly. District Seven includes all unorganized unmarried students. All such students are urged to attend. I hate cynicism a great deal worse than I do the devil; unless perhaps, the two were the same thing.—Robert L. Stevenson. PARSONS JEWELRY Serving the community with quality products for 60 years VI 3-4266 725 MASS. BIG DOUBLE FEATURE Films of the IOWA STATE-KU, OKLAHOMA-KU GAMES Narrated by Top Stars KU QUARTERBACK CLUB Forum Room 7 p.m. Tuesday Free Admission and Cakes Free Admission and Cokes LUCKY STRIKE PRESENTS: Dear Dr. FROOD: DR. FROOD'S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: In college, the only privileged class is the one with unlimited cuts. Dear Dr. Frood: Here is a controversial bridge hand played at a recent college tournament. The contract was six no-trump. Some say declarer should have played the Fiskill Convention, squeezing West while end-playing East. Others, however, say a straight dummy reversal and a trump coup would bring home the contract. What would you do with a hand like this? No Trump DEAR NO TRUMP: In our club, successful play would require slapping the Jack, whistling at the Queen and quickly saying "Sir Hinkum Dinkum Fuzzy Duster" when the one-eyed King is played. Dear Dr. Frood: How can a nice girl tell whether a boy is sincere—or just a wolf—when he asks for a kiss? Nice Girl DEAR NICE: Ask to see his teeth. Dear Dr. Frood: Like every normal college man, I smoke Luckies. The other day I met this character who smoked something else. I want to know how a guy can be stupid as that and still get into college. Freshman DEAR LUCKY: Obviously your college is very easy to get into. Dear Dr. Frood: Everybody laughed when I brought my mother to the Homecoming Dance. What's so funny about that? DEAR FRESHMAN: She's probably a very funny woman. Dear Dr. Frood: I am 20 years old and I am about to marry a very nice, well-to-do man. He is 92 years old. Do you think the gap in our ages will affect our happiness? DEAR FIANCEE: Not for long. Fiancée "IF YOU DON'T SMOKE LUCKIES," SAYS FROOD, "YOU OUGHT TO HAVE YOUR HEAD EXAMINED!" And Frood ought to know. His head has been examined seventy-three times. (And phrenologists are still wondering where he got the good sense to smoke Luckies.) HANGE TO LUCKIES and get some taste for a change! A. T. Co. Product of The American Tobacco Company - "Tobacco is our middle name"