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University Daily Kansan
Monday. Oct. 3. 1960
Campus Republicans Outnumber Democrats
The KU Young Republicans have a membership three times greater than their campus political opponents, according to membership estimates received from the club presidents.
While membership applications are being received daily by both clubs, the president of the Young Republicans estimated membership at 1,000 and the president of the Young Democrats estimated his at 300.
Activities Increase
As the national campaign swings into full force, both clubs increased their activities to keep in pace, with numerous activities being scheduled weekly.
The Young Republicans, after hearing Vice President Nixon and Henry Cabot Lodge speak in Kansas City last week, have scheduled an address by William Ferguson of Wellington, candidate for state attorney general on Oct. 13.
Demos Hold Drive
The Young Democrats will hold a "Dollars for Democrats" drive tomorrow night. Following a picnic at Potter Lake at 5:30, they will canvass Lawrence to collect campaign funds for the state and national party.
At last week's meeting, the club elected new officers to posts vacated by former President Larry Welch, Lawrence law student, who resigned.
Phil Brooks, Independence, Mo. senior and former treasurer, was
Official Bulletin
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Ph.D. French reading examination 9:00
to 11:00 a.m. Oct. 8. Fraser. Room 11.
ASC Appropriations Applications Pick
from the Students Office and
return by noon, Oct. 8.
All Student Organizations must submit names of presidents, addresses and phone numbers to the Dean of Students. 5:00 p.m., Oct. 7.
TODAY
Episcopal Evening Prayer. 9:30 p.m.
Danforth Chapel.
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elected president and Carol Betlack, Leoti sophomore, was elected treasurer.
Republicans Have Party
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Republicans Have Party The Republicans held a get-acquainted party for members Friday night. Membership continues to grow and Charles McIlwaine, Wichita senior and the club's president, estimates the present total to be 1,000.
"We have 600 actual members and close to 400 others from whom we haven't collected dues" he said.
Brooks said the Democrats have approximately 300 members with applications being received daily.
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Hornets Greet Cameramen On Stadium Press Box
There were a disgruntled group of national television correspondents at the KU-Syracuse football game Saturday.
One cameraman said that they were usually greeted with open arms wherever they go, but how were they greeted at KU—"with swarms of hornets."
The two key camera positions were located atop the Campanile and on top of the press box. A minor crisis resulted just before the game when the cameramen climbed to their perches only to be driven away by thousands of hornets.
The man on top of the Campanile said that the hornets were so thick there was a chance that they might hinder the picture. Bugkiller was used liberally but the end of the
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battle with the hornets was not certain as the television man said that he had several moments of KU to take back East with him.
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There will be a meeting of all Gamma Alpha Chi pledges at 4:00 Wednesday in room 210 Flint Hall.
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On Campus with Max Shulman
(Author of "I Was a Teen-age Dwarf", "The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis", etc.)
WHAT TO DO TILL THE PSYCHIATRIST COMES
Virginia and Odlyd enjoyed a romance that was as idyllic as a summer day, as placid as a millpond. Never did they fight—never, never, never!—because Virginia, who was majoring in psychology, did not believe in fighting. "Fighting," she often said, "settles nothing. The scientific way is to look calmly for the cause of the friction."
Once upon a time at the University of Virginia there was a coed named, oddly enough, Virginia University who was handsome and kindly and intelligent and ingeniously constructed and majoring in psychology. Virginia went steady with a young man on campus named, oddly enough, Oddly Enough who was supple and fair and lithe and animated and majoring in phys ed.
so whenever she and Oddly were on the verge of a quarrel, she used to whip out a series of ink blot tests and they would discover the true underlying cause of their dispute and deal with it in an enlightened, dispassionate manner. Then, the irritant removed, their romance would resume its tranquil, serene, unruffled course.
After six months of this sedate liaison, Oddly was so bored he could spit. He loved Virginia well enough, but he also believed that people in love ought to fight now and then. "It opens the pores," he said. "And besides, it's so much fun making up afterwards."
"You'll be bald before you're thirty!"
But Virginia would not be provoked into a quarrel. One night Oddly tried very hard. "Hey," he said to her, "your nose looks like a banana, and your ears look like radar antenna, and your face looks like a pan of worms."
"My goodness, we're hostile tonight!" said Virginia cheerfully and whipped 120 Rorschach cards out of her reticule. "Come," she said, "let us examine your psychic apparatus."
Oddly tried again. "You're fat and dumb and disagreeable," he said, "and you'll be bald before you're thirty."
"Hmm," said Virginia thoughtfully and lit a cigarette. "This sounds like an anxiety neurosis with totemism, anagogic trauma, and a belt in the back."
"I hate you," said Oddly. "I hate your looks and your clothes and your toenails and your relatives and the cigarettes you smoke."
"Now, hold on, buster!" cried Virginia, her eyes crackling, her color mounting, her nostrils afame. "Just keep a civil tongue in your stupid head when you talk about Mariborol Nobody's knocking that filter, that flavor, that pack or flip-top box while there's breath in my body! It's a full-flavored smoke, it's a doozy, it's a dilly, it's a gas—and anybody who says word against it gets this."
By "this" Virginia meant a series of combinations to the head and liver, which she now delivered to Oddly and turned on her heel and stormed away.
Oddly brought her down with a flying tackle. "I love you with all my heart," he said.
"And Marlboro?" said she.
"And Mariboro even more," said he.
And they kissed and plaited love knots in one another's hair and were married at Whitsuntide and smoked happily ever after.
© 1960 Max Shuimai
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