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University Daily Kansan
Friday. Sept. 30, 1960
Needed: a low calorie nairdressing for fatheads—Betty Duval.
Sarge to Be on Hand To Greet Old Friends
By Kelly Smith
Attending all intramural and school activities is one of Sarge's strongpoints. This Saturday will be no exception and Sarge is planning to be on the track in plenty of time to beat the expected rush. On a cold afternoon, he would probably be seen sipping lukewarm coffee during the half, but as the season is still fallish, he will stick to his usual drink of water.
Alumni returning to their old stamping grounds this weekend will not only be able to see the ivy growing in a little closer about the library and younger looking faces, but they can renew acquaintance with the Sigma Nu's addition to tradition — SARGE.
Sarge returned this fall after an easy summer on the farm, enjoying the company of the cattle and chickens for a change. He is back in school, and may be located near one of the vendor machines, preferably the pastry, in the basement of Strong Hall during the daytime, or in the vicinity of the Sigma Nu house after 4 o'clock in the evening.
THE STAUNCH Golden Retriever was born March 30, 1948, the noble son of Oakcreek Royal Starr and Smokey Valley Honey. He joined the fraternity in 1948 and, according to John Stumbo, Topeka senior, "has been as much a part of the house as the house itself ever since."
Another weakness of Sarge's character is his love of water. He frequently takes dips in Potter Lake, and has never missed a chance to help with a car washing. However, according to his fraternity brothers, he can be more of a hindrance in this particular line of work.
Last June was the end of a rather hard spring for Sarge. He contacted a skin disease, had to be taken to the vets, and clipped. This "clipping" was somewhat embarrassing because he was left with his head curls and a tail tuff, which made him come close to resembling a lion. Now, he is following a strict protein free diet, and obEDIently consumes three cans of dog food a day.
HE WALKS to school each morning with the men attending 8 a.m. classes, and seems to have a personal preference for the women's dorms during "off" hours.
Sarge is so well liked by his fellow students that last year he had to start refusing the usual offers of donuts, sandwiches and rolls in Strong Hall basement and take a big step—he had to diet. The Sigma Nu's issued a campus plea for students to stop feeding Sarge tidbits, a small sacrifice for the campus' most beloved canine to pay.
Jewish Services Set For Danforth Chapel
The B'nai B'rith Hillel Counselorship of KU will hold religious services this weekend in Danforth Chapel.
The schedule of events is:
The schedule of events is:
Kol Nidre—7:30 p.m. today; Yom Kippur morning service—9:30 a.m.
Saturday, and final services—5 p.m.
Saturday.
A break-fast will be held at the Castle Tea Room following the final service.
Snake Problems Displayed at KU
The problems of a snake are delineated in a 40-foot-long display opened at the KU Museum of Natural History with a legacy bequeathed by a man who apparently loved reptiles.
The late Dr. Glenn C. Rinker of Hamilton, Kan., a dentist by profession and a naturalist on the side, left an assortment of life-like casts of snakes common in Kansas.
The exhibit illustrates the snake's problems and its triumphs.
If the 51 per cent of Harper's and Atlantic's readers who voted for like in 1956 actually go ahead and vote their present intentions, Kennedy will be the next president. — Albert Corelli.
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Never do today what can be put off until tomorrow. If it can be put off it isn't worth doing—E. W. Scripps.
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