Wednesday, Sept. 28, 1960 University Daily Kansan Page 7 CLASSIFIED ADS For Fuller Brush Products, Call VI 3-9040 9-30 25 words or less: one day, 50c; three days, $1.00; five days, $1.25. Terms: cash. All ads of less than $1.00 which are not paid for in cash will be charged an additional 25c for billing. All ads must be called or brought to the office by 2 p.m. on the day before publication is desired. Not responsible for errors not reported before second insertion. DRESS MAKING and alterations for men and women. Formals, wedding gowns, etc. Ola Smith, 93912 Mass. Call VI 3-5263. LEARN TO DANCE NOW—All the latest classes in Studio, 99th Missouri, Phone V-3-6858. **if** you are a student at M.I.T. LOST Lost 7 month old Slamee cat wearing fabric collar. Answers to name Pandora. Reward. McCabe, 1141 Vt. Phone VI 3- 8341. NOTICE WANTED STUDENTS. FACULTY AND STAFF MEMBERS: Take advantage of one-half price rates on Time, Life and Sports Illustrated magazines—both new and renewals. Processed promptly. Call VI 5-042. tf Wanted—boy to work for room. Phone VI 3-7863. 9-29 HELP WANTED Girl student or student's wife for part time afternoon work, Mon-Fri. Prefer 11-5 hours. See Jim Large, Wagon Wheel Cate, 14th and 18th VI, 3-9603. 10-4 MALE STUDENTS to work part time in Pizza Hut. Preferably 35-40 hours per week. Apply 644 Mass. after 5:00 p.m. 9-28 FART TIME DELIVERY BOYS. Days 1856, V 3-5119. Work phone. Phone V 1856, V 3-5119. FOR RENT One vacancy for male student to share with two others. Four furnished rooms, plus bath. Utilities paid. $30 a month. 1601 Teen. VI 2-0601. 10-4 2 Bedroom modern housetrailer. Private ground. Full length attached porch. $60 per month. water paid. VI 3-8727. 10-4 2 room apartment for rent. 2 or 3 boys. Private entrance. Basement apartment for rent to one man. Phone VI 3-1966. 840 Ky. 9-30 LOOKING FOR A NICE APARTMENT? 2 minute walk from union to this extra nice, new 4-room apartment with bath, closet, fireplace, range and automatic washer. Private parking, best of neighbors, reasonable rent. Vall VI 2-8524 after 5:00. 10-4 Sleeping rooms for rent. Singles and doubles at a reasonable price. Shower, bath. TV available. See 14169 Tenn. after 3 p.m. or phone VI 3-1940. 10-4 ONE HALF BLOCK FROM UNION. Double rooms for men, quiet. See at 1301 Louisiana or call VI 3-4092. tf 3-4 Room furnished apartment. Off-street phone. Bath. Rent reduced. Phone VI CT-9776. 3 ROOM FURNISHED APARTMENT at 1816 Kentucky, available immediately. Students or couple. Contact Darius Mershei at VI 3-6898 From 9 a.m. to 9:20 p.m. MODERN BASEMENT APARTMENT Well furnished, private bath and entrance. All utilities paid—$30 per month. 1241 Tenn. V 3-14888. 9-28 Room for one male upperclassman or graduate student. In private home. Private entrance and near campus. 1635 Cambridge Rd. 9-29 ONE VACANCY FOR YOUING MAN. graduate student or upperclassman preferred. Contemporary home with swimming pool, private bath and entrance. Two meals daily for $75 a month, with 8 months lease. 2006 Mitchell Rd. 92 APARTMENT - share with a business motor. One-half block from Union. 1231 Oread. Call VI 2-1137 after 6 p.m. 9-28 Modern Apartment. 2 bedrooms, com- fortable home, kitchen, etc. VI 3-5611 after 6:30 p.m. 9-20 Large furnished mahogany panelled recreation room for two or three boys. Room has large seating area desired. Central heating, air conditioned Phone VI 3-7734 - 2417 Ohio. 10-3 House suitable for kindergarten. Between KU and Jr. High. Play space. $50 per month. For appointment phone VI 3-4919. 9-29 Room to rent. Young man. upperclass preferred. CV: VI T-6-6281. 808.Mo. 10-3 Nice clean apartment, private bath—all bills paid including phone and washing machine. $8. Hold for students didn't come back to school. Phone VI: #c1. $1. 10-23 2'room furnished apartment. Built-In-its. Side entrance, side entrance. No drinking. St. Ohio. MISCELLANEOUS BEVERAGES — All kinds of six-paks, ice cold. Crushed ice in water repellent paper bags. Plastic, party supplies. Plant, tin & Vermont. Phone VI. 0250. TRANSPORTATION SHARE RIDES from Kansas City Mo Class MWP Marc Murdock 9-29 Class MVP Marc Murdock 9-29 WANTED—Rude to Baldwin after 5 p.m. to Miss. McCail, Ext. 494 FOR SALE Would like to share rides to KU from Kansas City, Kansas, via Highway 40, MWF, leaving 9-9:30, returning after 6:00. FI 2-4109. 9-30 Trailer for sale: 155. Pwcson 45 ft. vons 131 Pwcne Call Vi 50 after E. Slenetore dictating machine complete with transferring equipment. VI 2-1648. REVISED WESTERN CIVILIZATION NOTES! 100 pages. Notes are written in an extremely analytical and comprehensive fashion. Mimeographed and bound. $4.00. Free delivery. Call VI 2-0439 at 4:00 p.m. tf 4 'BEDROOM' HOME for sale by owner. 1½ baths, finished basement, attached furniture on large land scaped in good south location $800 will carry. VI 3-8935. 9-28 BIOLOGY STUDY NOCTES: Completely revised, outline of lectures, word lists and diagrams. Complete cross index. Price $3.00. For your copy call VI 2-1065. 1057 MCA. Red roadster with new tires 3429 MCA. Red roadster with new tires Contact George Pickering, 842 Los 9-29 DITZENC DRAWING SET, full 7 in. DRIVER, Kromet, like new. 9-28 VI 0-8227 LAMBRETTA MOTOR SCOTER. Near or on weekend. IW 2-0687 after 10 or on weekend. Smith-Coona Portable typewriter. 6 months old. used only a few times. Excellent condition. Phone VI 3-5374 after 5:30 p.m. 10-2 CONCERTONE TAPE RECORDER and almo肌 with floor stand. Extra肌 cable recorder can be used on P A system. Phone VI 3-7046 or VI 3-5054. Apples, pears and fresh homemade cider at Hammond's Orchard, 8 mile southeast of Lawrence. Large fancy Red Delicious. Golden Delicious and Jonathans. 10-3 1950 Pontiac. 4-door, Radio and heater. 1960 tires. Fine condition. Phone 1-877- 1407. 10-3 Experienced typist. 6 years experience in thesis and term papers. Electric typewriter, fast accurate service. Reasonable. 148, Mrs. Barlow, 408 W. 138, VI 21-24, Mrs. Bairow, 408 W. 138, VI 21-24. TYPING Expert typing and secretarial service Calls Mrs. Milliken, VI 3-5920. tt TYPING: Experienced typist. Former secretary will type theses, term papers, reports, etc. Accurate work. New rates. Mrs. McEldowney. VI 3-8568. **tf** EXPERIENCED TYPIST. Former Secretary will type these, term papers, dissertations. Reasonable rates. Prompt service. Call Mrs. Mehlinger, VI 3-4409. tlp BUSINESS SERVICES Baby sitting in my home by week or month. Sylvia Lea, 401 Crestline 10-11 NOTHING LIKE IT in Lawrence — our shop. Visit Grant's Pet Supply Center, 1218 Conn. Open week days 8 a.m. to 6:30 p.m. Birds and animals, complete stocks of cages, stands, and accessories for all purposes. Complete lies of Exotic fish and Exotic plants. Stainless steel heaters, toilets to heaters, lighting, and all accessories Everything for dogs and cats: beds, toys, leather, grooming, litter, sweaters, blankets, etc. ... Everything in the pet field. Phone VI 3-2921. Welcome. tf Let us permaneat that treasured photo, sealed in plastic—preserved forever, ever since the first copies of card, newspaper clippings, club cards, social securit, cards, fraternity and sorority cards, and many others—take on the job of Machine Co. Estes Studio, J & N. Stump and Seal Co. Key Rexall Drugs on the Malls, Raney Hillcress Drugs, Mosser Photography Drug, Hilton Studio, Olin Photography. Cloug Lumberhousa. 9-28 496 La. Tom's 14th St. Barber Shop. One block 14th Street. All style haircuts $9-28 Fair parking. Alterations and repaint work. Child care 921 Miss., VI 3-7551. Call Mrs. Reef, ttf KU BARBER SHOP - 411's W. 14th St. KU BARBER SHOP - Plenty of free paring Clarence. JIM'S CAFE 838 Mass. GOOD FOOD DAY and NIGHT 12th & Indiana WINTER-WALKER by 10-wale corduroy with interior heating of thick orlon pile. Double buttoned for added weather proofing. Sizes 9-15 10-20 All Taupo All Brass All Green Black/White $29.95 When You're In Doubt, Try It Out—Kansan Classified Section. For the Suit-Minded A slim corduroy skirt to match. $8.98 Open Till 8:30 Thursdays - Downtown THE PLEDGE YOU SAVE MAY BE YOUR OWN Today's column is directed at those young female undergraduates who have recently pledged sororities and are worried, poor lambs, that they won't make good. Following is a list of simple instructions which, if faithfully observed, will positively guarantee that you will be a mad success as a sorority girl. First, let us take up the matter of housemothers. The housemother is your friend, your guide, your mentor. You must treat her with respect. When you wish to speak to her, address her as "Mother Sigafosa" or "Ma'am." In no circumstances must you say, "Hey, fat lady." Second, let us discuss laundry. Never hang your wash on the front porch of the sorority house. This is unsightly and shows a want of breeding. Use the Chapter Room. Third, meals. Always remember that planning and preparing meals for a houseful of healthy girls is no simple task. Your cook goes to a great deal of trouble to make your menu varied and nourishing. The least you can do is show your appreciation. Don't just devour your food; praise it. Exclaim with delight, "What delicious pork jowls!" or "What a yummy soup bone!" or "What scrumptious fish heads!" or "What clear water!" Fourth, clothing. Never forget that your appearance reflects not just on yourself but on the whole house. It was well enough before you joined a sorority to lodge around campus in your old middy blouse and gym bloomers, but now you must take great pains to dress in a manner which excites admiring comments from all who observe you. A few years ago, for example, there was a Chi Omega named Camille Ataturk at the University of Iowa who brought gobls of glory to all her sorors. Camille hit on the ingenious notion of suiting her garb to the class she was attending. For instance, to English Lit she wore a buskin and jerkin. To German she wore lederhosen and carried a stein of pilsener. To Econ she wore 120 yards of ticker tape. Her sinningest hour came one day when she dressed as a white mouse for Psych Lab. Not only her Chi Omega sisters, but the entire student body went into deep mourning when she was killed by the janitor's cat. Finally, let us take up the most important topic of all. **1** refer, of course, to dating. As we have seen, the way you dress reflects on your sorority, but the men you date reflect even more. Be absolutely certain that your date is an acceptable fellow. Don't beat about the bush; ask him point-blank, "Are you an acceptable fellow?" Unless he replies, "Yeah, hey," send him packing. But don't just take his word that he is acceptable. Inspect him closely. Are his fingernails clean? Is his black leather jacket freshly oiled? Is his ukelele in tune? Does he carry public liability insurance? And, most significant of all, does he smoke Marlboros? If he's a Marlboro man, you know he has taste and discernment, wit and wisdom, character and sapience, decency and warmth, presence and poise, talent and grit, filter and flavor, soft pack and flip-top box. You will be proud of him, your sorority will be proud of him, the makers of Marlboro will be proud of him, and I will be paid for this column. 1960 Max Shulman The makers of Marlboro, having paid for this column, would like to mention another of their fine cigarettes—mild, unfiltered Philip Morris—available in regular size or the sensational new king-size Commander. Have a Commander—welcome aboard.