Friday, September 13, 1968
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
13
Kansan survey shows etiquette for pubs
College life presents a number of social problems for students, especially those who have just left the apron strings of home.
As a public service to freshmen the University Daily Kansan is presenting the results of an extended survey of local night spots, designed to give direction and substance to the freshman socialite.
No one likes to be out of place, like wearing a tux at a pot party or getting caught with penny loafers at the Rock Chalk. So, for those of who wish to pick the crowd and atmosphere that best suits their taste here are the social "ins" for those close-to-campus recreation areas.
How to Act at the Rock Chalk Cafe:
How to Act at the
For men:
Rock Chalk Cafe:
For men:
1. Tease your hair and don't shave.
2. Rip the filters off a pack of Winstons and twist the cigarettes so they look like joints.
3. Wear knee-high moccasins and a peace button and say "Oh, Wow!" a lot.
4. Sit on the sidewalk and swear about police brutality.
For women:
1. Wear blue jeans or granny dresses
2. Clutch your date and cry "I'm afraid, I'm afraid," like you're on a bummer.
3. Bring a box of pretzels and hand them out to all the people sitting around.
4. Wear a long fall and wire-rimmed glasses.
For men:
how to Act at the Jayhawk Cafe:
Jayhawk Cafe:
For men:
1. Wear a short-sleeved button-down dress shirt, madras shorts and a fraternity pin.
2. Wear sandals or penny loafers without socks.
3. Have a conservative haircut but grow long sideburns.
4. Buy a quart of Bud and smoke Winstons while you stand in the aisle and try to look cool.
For women:
1. Put your hair up.
2. Wear a sorority pin on culottes that ride way up when you sit down.
3. Wear sandals.
4. Talk about the new pledge class.
5. Ignore your date.
6. Sip your beer but act like you don't really enjoy it.
How to Act at the Wheel:
For men:
1. Move out of your fraternity house without permission and get fined $100, but don't pay it.
2. Wear T-shirts and blue jeans. Try to pick up a chick but don't really care whether you succeed or not.
3. Get drunk Friday afternoon.
For women:
Additions made to music faculty
The music faculty of the KU school of fine arts this summer announced the appointments of four new instructors.
Irwin Spector, on leave from the University of Illinois at Normal, was appointed visiting professor of Music history.
George R. Boberg, will be an assistant professor of percussion and assistant director of bands. Boberg earned master's degrees from the Illinois State University and the Manhatten School of Music.
Steven Smith, who studied at Baylor University, the Eastman School of music and the Mo-zarteum Academy in Salzburg, Austria, will be an instructor in piano.
Frank Neil Brown, who played professionally in the Dallas-Fort Worth area, will be an instructor of trombone.
The school had previously announced the additions of Charles K. Hoag and Franklin Mitchell to its faculty. Hoag will be an assistant instructor of music theory and Mitchell will be a visiting lecturer, teaching a course in organ design and construction
1. Go with your Kappa or Theta pledge class.
2. Sit all at one table and ignore the guys yelling wise remarks.
3. Be cool.
How to Act at the Stables:
For men:
1. Be an independent or a Sigma Nu or a Kapka Sig.
2. Dress grungy.
3. Ignore the truck drivers who make surly remarks about your hair.
4. Play pool and dangle a cigarette from your lips so you look like Paul Newman.
5. Pick up some Lawrence chick and have her back in half an hour.
For women:
1. Sit alone at the bar and try to look sexy and bored.
2. Smoke lots of cigarettes and tilt your head back when you exhale.
3. Have your own private beer mug hanging on the ceiling.
How to Act at the Gaslight: For men:
4. Wear clothes two sizes to small and lots of eye makeup.
1. Wear a paint-stained smock or else a corduroy jacket.
2. Grow a beard even if it does itch like hell.
3. Carry around a copy of James Joyce's Ulysses and look intellectual.
4. Be an economics or philosophy instructor.
5. Try to decide whether or not to join SDS.
6. Form a University within a University.
For women:
1. Try to act hippie but don't be willing to do all that nasty stuff.
2. Be liberal in choice of dates.
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