Page 4 University Daily Kansan Friday. May 8, 1950 Short Stage Run For 'Long Shadow' The curtain will fall with a heavy finality after tonight's reading of "The Long Shadow," winning script in a University of Kansas-judged original play contest. The play, originally scheduled to be run Monday through tomorrow nights in the Experimental Theatre, had its Saturday performance cancelled when officials decided the audiences were not big enough. "Nobody's coming," he said. "They all have other things to do at this time of the year." Allen Crafton, professor of speech and drama, said it was too late in the year to put on a successful play at the University. Holders of tickets for tomorrow night's performance may use them tonight. If not used their purchase prices will be refunded. "The Long Shadow" was written by Miriam Roffman for a contest Gamma Phi Prowler Placed on Probation A KU senior who was fined $20 in the Lawrence City Court Tuesday morning on a charge of disturbing the peace will remain in school on probation. Laurence C. Woodruff, dean of students, said that James Phillip Kirk, Kansas City, Mo., will be placed on probation. The city's charge was made after campus police found Kirk on the fire escape of the Gamma Phi Beta sorority house early Tuesday morning. co-sponsored by the Centron Motion Picture Corp. of Lawrence and the KU department of speech and drama. Law Fun Day, the day set aside each year for the entertainment of law students, was preceded by an attack on the James M. Green statue last night. Painters Splash Red On Green Statue Persons unknown hurled containers of paint at the statue. Most of the paint landed on the sidewalk. Some red paint, however, gave a splotchy finish to the statue's bronze clothing. THE FINEST IN Custom Hi-Fidelity Components - Williamson - Viking - Metzner - Garrard MODEL G-440 * Dyna-Kit * Bell Fred E. Sutton & Co. HIGH FIDELITY CENTER HIGH FIDELITY CENTER 928 Massachusetts VI 3-8500 Weaver Our 102nd Year of Service White—Black—Beige --fashioned by the house of Coopera SANDLER OF BOSTON'S SUMMER SQUASH. $9.95 Straws in the wind...tied down to a faile string bow. On Sandler's own Squash Heel, in white, black or beige. Fit for anything and everything in a summer breeze. Weaver's Shoe Shop—Second Floor NOW OPEN Jayhawk Plunge Swimming Pool Weekdays 1-5 Weekends 11-6 (Weather Permitting) Patronize Your Kansan Advertisers WHO SAID IT FIRST? A column of incidental intelligence by Jockey brand "THE MORNING AFTER" This horrible time was first im- mortalized by George Ade in "The Sultan of Sulu." Here's the way he put it: "But, R-E-M-O-R-S-E! The water-wagon is the place for me; It is no time for mirth and laughter, The cold, gray dawn of the morning after!" "GENTLEMAN AND SCHOLAR" High praise, indeed, for any man! But did you know that the description comes from Robert Burns—who said it first about a dog? Here's the quote: "His locked, lettered, braw brass collar Showed him the gentleman and scholar." You'll find the couplet in Burns' "The Twa Dogs." "THE MORNING AFTER" "MAN BITES DOG" "MAN BITES DOG" That's everybody's definition of news, and we're all indebted to John B. Bogart, city editor of the old New York Sun (1873-90) who first said: "When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news!" Jockey Underwear What's true about expressions is also true about styles. Somebody always got there first. Take Jockey brand underwear. Jockey brand is made only by Coopers. Coopers invented Jockey underwear—and no copy can compare with Jockey brand for quality, comfort and fit. For underwear that feels better because it fits better, insist on Jockey brand—the original comfort-tailored underwear. You'll find it at better stores everywhere. Recognize it by the Jockey trade mark.