Page 4 University Daily Kansan Friday, May 1, 1959 News Chuckles By United Press International WASHINGTON—Former President Harry S. Truman, who has lectured at a number of universities in recent years, said he'd been given a new academic title during his three-lecture course at Columbia University. "The boys up at Columbia call me 'Professor Truman of the Electoral College of 1948,'" he told an audience last night. SAN FERNANDO. Calif.-Gary L. Seybert, 21, told police last night he'd had no idea those plants in his carefully cultivated garden were marijuana. "I'm a rabbit hunter," he said. "A guy gave me those seeds and told me they would attract all the rabbits I can shoot." HOLLYWOOD—Julius Caesar rescued motorist Jil Jarmyn yesterday from a horse-drawn traffic jam. Miss Jarmyn unwittingly followed camera trucks onto the set of an ancient Roman movie where a chariot race was in full gallop. John Gavin, portraying Julius Caesar, descended from the throne to lead her out. WEST HOLLYWOOD, Calif.—Robert Fawcett retired yesterday after 30 years with the Sparkletts Drinking Water Corp. DENVER—Warren A. Adams, 36-year-old postman tried to do a good turn yesterday. He picked up a baseball that got away from two high school boys playing catch. He threw it. The boys ducked. The ball smashed a plate glass window in a drug store. The Rev. Paul Davis will talk on "What Are Our Beliefs?" at the United Student Fellowship at 5 p.m. Sunday at the Plymouth Congregational Church. Religious Groups Set Meetings Congregational students will meet at 9 p.m. Wednesday in the Kansas Union to discuss and study the book "The Church, the Bible, and the United Student Movement." Number of the discussion room will be posted on the Union's bulletin board. Methodist Student Fellowship will feature a student panel discussion on "Modern Theology." On the panel for this meeting at 5 p.m. Sunday are Dick Krause, Lawrence senior; Elinor Hadley, Kansas City, Mo., junior, and John McCabe, Topeka soophomore. Morning meditations will be held 7:30-7:45 Monday through Friday at the chapel in the Methodist Student Center. A coffee hour and vespers will be held for Methodist students at 9 p.m. Tuesday. Methodist graduate students will hold their luncheon and discussion meeting at noon Thursday. The United Presbyterian students will have their Faith and Life Seminar at 8:45 a.m. Sunday at the Center. Their study-discussion subject will be "The Cursed." Sunday Evening Fellowship at 5 p.m. will feature a student panel Kansan, School Work to Be Cited Awards for scholarship, achievement and exceptional work on the Daily Kansan will be given at the annual Daily Kansan Board Dinner May 9. NBC commentator Richard Harkness, a 1928 graduate of KU, will be the speaker for the 46th annual dinner at 6 p.m. in the Kansas Union Ballroom. Students working on the Daily Kansas will be honored for work on editorials, photography, advertising and news and feature stories. Outstanding students scholastically in the news-editional and adver- Paint Fails to Shore Up Ship LONDON —(UPI)— The crew of the cable ship Alert demanded today that the 45-year-old vessel be replaced. A crewman said that as he was painting the ship in dock here, his paintbrush went through a rusted steel hull plate. Marilyn Campbell Sigma Kappa Found—A perfect Mother's Day gift—A straw bag from our collection of purses. $3.00-$5.98 In addition, winners of scholarships for the next school year will be named. using sequences of the William Allen White School of Journalism and Public Information will be cited. Sigma Delta Chi, professional journalistic fraternity will award its annual citation of achievement to the outstanding senior man, and honor the two top graduating senior men. Alpha Delta Sigma, professional advertising fraternity, will present an honorary award to a professional member and undergraduate member with outstanding achievements. The annual Henry Schott Memorial Prize will go to the junior student, who in the opinion of the journalism faculty shows the most promise for success in his chosen field. After the dinner, a coffee hour will be in the South Lounge where displays of the award-winning Daily Kansan work will be shown. LAWRENCE OPTICAL CO. 1025 Mass., VI 3-2966 discussion on "Living Your Faith on the Campus." Members of Celtic Cross will meet at noon on Tuesday and Wednesday to study and discuss a critique of new directory of worship for the United Presbyterian Church. Other religious groups' schedules include: Canterbury Association—Monday through Friday, 6:45 a.m., prayer; 7 a.m. Holy Communion, Canterbury House. Monday through Thursday, 9:30 p.m., prayer, Danforth Chapel, Tuesday, 4 p.m., and Wednesday, 8 pm., study in Christian life. Christian Science Student Association—Thursday, 7:30 p.m., Danforth Chapel. Lutheran Student Association—Sunday, 5:30, dinner meeting. Wednesday, 5-5:30 p.m., chapel services. Danforth Chapel, Friday, 3-5 p.m., coffee hour, 1314 Louisiana. Gamma Delta—Sunday, 5:30 p.m., dinner meeting. Baptist Student Union—Sunday, 9:45 a.m. and 6:45 p.m., meetings in the local churches. Monday, 5 p.m. chapel services, Danforth Chapel. Tuesday and Thursday, 12:30 p.m. chapel services, Danforth Chapel. crisp, delicious ORANGE PINEAPPLE The refreshing, "thirst-quenching" quality of oranges, blended with the crisper tropical appeal of finest pineapple, gives you a wonderful ice cream flavor-sensation that everyone loves! It 's the VARSITY VELVET "All Star" Ice Cream Feature Flavor For May Pick up a carton at your ice cream dealer today! Lawrence Sanitary ALL STAR DAIRY Milk & Ice Cream Co., Inc. 202 West 6th Phone VI 3-5511