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University Daily Kansan Tuesday. April 28, 1959
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Bikes Seen as Ulcer Easers
Do you suffer unspeakable frustrations when your car is stalled in the inevitable throng of automobiles along Jayhawk Boulevard? Do you mentally wince as you shell out dollar after dollar for your car's appalling consumption of gasoline and oil? Do you long to be free from the burden of "keeping up with the Joneses" in having the latest model sports car or limousine?
Then disgruntled drivers of the campus, unite!
banish the cumbersome, finance-draining automobile and put in its place the vehicle of the future... the bicycle!
Consider the advantages of this two-wheeled chariot.
Dear to everyone's heart is the state of his pocket-book. What
could be more wonderful than having no staggering fuel bill to pay, or no transmissions, pistons, or mufflers to replace. Merely wheel your Schwinn Deluxe to a convenient air pump, (free, of course) fill up, and you're off!
No Depreciation
The initial costs of bicycling are far below those of automobile driving, too. A meager $5 will buy a good, if slightly used cycle. Invest 25 cents in a scarlet reflector, and a license tag and you're ready for action.
What's more, you don't have to be a master mechanic to keep a bicycle in workable condition. A simple tire-repairing kit plus one small can of oil will take care of squeaks and punctures.
Bicycles are not only economical and easy to maintain, but easy to park as well. No more lost hours as you drive endlessly around looking for a parking place. Simply replace the parking areas with rows of shiny bicycle racks (which take up much less room) and never again will you have to master the intricacies of parallel parking.
The Tandem Is the Answer
Those amorously inclined are undoubtedly wondering just what to do about dating. Simple! Purchase a tandem, strike up a chorus of "Daisy," and your problem is solved.
So, if you want to be free from irksome transportation problems then turn to the true vehicle of the future, the bicycle!
Campus Club News
Pi Lambda Theta
Pi Lambda Theta, honorary education sorority, has announced the initiation of 38 new members.
Initiates are Donna Ashley, Chanute; Ellen Bartley, Kansas City; Kan; Lavena Brown, Colby; Barbara Cook, Independence; Janice Cornwell, Salina; Barbara Crisswell, Kansas City, Mo.; Dorothy Drake, Webster Groves, Mo.; Margaret Brown, Kansas City, Mo.; Barbara Ellund, Summit, N. J.; Marjorie Hallman, Hudson.
Julia Herrick, Kansas City, Kans.; Hazel Hodge, Hutchinson; Sherri James, Emporia; Janet Jackson, Lawrence; Jackie Johnson, Hutchinson; Marietta Meigs, Mission; Mary Kay Myers, Lawrence; Loretta Nauman, Alton; Sandy Owens, Kansas City, Kan.
Mary Strong, Columbus, Ohio;
Nancy Suellenfort, Great Bend;
Margaret Tolle, El Dorado; Lois
VanLiew, Lawrence; Carol Weidensaul,
Shoshoni, Wyo.; Barbara Werbe,
Kansas City, Mo.; Kay Cronkite,
St. Joseph, Mo.; Lois Hays, Norton;
and Brenda Johnson, Atchison. All are juniors.
Jackie Strickler, Winfield; Paula Bartlow, Silver Lake; Carolyn Cash, Augusta; Alise Parker, Coffeyville; Rosemary Stebbins, Ellis; Sandra Harding, Lawrence, and Gayle Kinemond, Bushton. All are seniors.
Martha Cook, Maryville, Mo., Emma Owen, and Geneva Mendenhall both of Lawrence, graduate students.
Jav Janes
Jay Janes, upperclass pep club for women, has announced the initiation of 20 new members. Sharon Shaffer, Chillicothe, Mo., junior, was honor initiate.
Kay Crumly, St. Francis; Janet Douthitt, Augusta; Jean Elston, Topeka; DeAnna Hensley, Mission; Kathie Hupp, Wichita; Barbara Hutchinson, Kansas City, Mo.; Carol Weidensaul, Shoshoni, Wyo.; Dixie Widup, Parsons; Carol Sparks and Vickie Zuber, Kansas City, Mo. All are juniors.
Other initiates are Sue Corliss, Spring Hill; Candy Harley, Wichita; Judy Mott, Lawrence; Kaye Porter, Sterling, and Carol Stover, Colby, sophomores.
Denise Brown, Lawrence; Frankie Eberly, Seneca; Carole Houck, Syracuse, and Bobbie Young, Everest, all seniors.
Miss Florence Black, associate professor of mathmatics and Miss Maude Elliott, associate professor of romance languages, were made honorary members.
The new sponsors for Jay Janes are Miss Marilyn Stokstad, assistant professor of history of art, and Miss Wilma Morton, instructor of secretarial training.
--secretary; Jan Douthitt, Augusta junior, treasurer; Judy Mott, Lawrence sophomore, social chairman; Carol Weidensaul, Shoshoni, Wyo., junior, historian.
Sharon Shaffer, Chillicothe, Mo. junior, has been elected president of Jay Jones.
Other new officers for the coming year are Victoria Zuber, Kansas City, Mo., junior, vice president; Kaye Porter, Sterling sophomore,
... On The Hill ...
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Phi Kappa
Larry Dieker,
was awarded the
trophy of Phi
Thursday. The
Russell, Topeka
the trophy.
Dieker, Westphalia junior,
carded the annual Honor Man
of Phi Kappa fraternity
day. The president, Harley
Topeka junior, presented
phy.
As a member of Phi Kappa fraternity for two years, Dieker has twice served as president and is presently a member of the executive council.
Linda Michael, Kansas City, Mo; Bilie Lamkin, Kirkwood, Mo; Marilyn Rockwell, Wichita; Marilyn Miner, Merriam; Barbara Lewendusky, Leighton, Pa, and Donna Roberson, Mission. All are freshmen.
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Chaperones were Mrs. Anna McDorman and Mrs. Mildred Wogan.
Corbin-North Hall
Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity held its "Casino Party" at its chapter house last weekend.
Others on the committee are Emilie Hopkins, Kansas City, Mo.; Julia Reed, Clearwater; Judy Bock, Topeka; Darlene Trueblood, Mission; Anne Gile, Delphos.
Pi Kappa Alpha
Barbara Wingard, Independence, Kan., and Sue Morgan, Wichita, were elected co-chairman of the regulations committee for Corbin-North Hall.
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Delta Gamma
Other officers are Sally Pringle, Kansas City, Mo., secretary; Joyce Campbell, Abilene, treasurer; Diane Allen, Lawrence, social chairman; Sarah Walker, Leavenworth, and Sue Morgan, Wichita, junior panhellenic representatives.
The fathers were entertained by the Pinafore Skit.
Delta Gamma sorority held its annual fathers' weekend recently. A banquet at the Dine-A-Mite was given in their honor.
Brunch was served Sunday morning and the fathers and daughters attended church and had dinner at the Holiday Inn.
Brenda Morris, Caney freshman, has been elected president of the pledge class of Delta Gamma sorority for the spring semester.
Laurie Riley, Arlington Heights, Ill., song leader; and Diane Devine, Topека, sargeant at arms. All are freshmen.
Jean Elston, Topeka junior, publicity chairman; Mary Elda Searth, Bartlesville, Okla., sophomore, song leader; Carol Sparks, Kansas City, Mo., junior, assistant song leader; Carol Stover, Colby sophomore and Kathie Hupp, Wichita junior, Red Pepper advisors.
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June Carter, Lincoln, Neb., junior and Sue Corliss, Spring Hill sophomore, Phi Sigma Chi delegates; Prue Faulkentbury, Emporia junior, alternate delegate, and Kay Crumly, St. Francis, junior, Phi Sigma Chi corresponding secretary.
Phi Delta Phi
Don Humphreys, Ashland, second year law, has been elected magistrar of Phi Delta Phi, professional legal fraternity, for next year.
Other officers include Dan Young, second year law, exchequer; Larry Fiss, second year law, clerk, and Bob Edmonds, first year law, historian. All are of Lawrence.
Terry Fiske, Lawrence, scholarship chairman; Bill Dye, Wichita, program chairman; Willis Brown. Atwood, social chairman; Mike Grove, Lawrence and Mike Stout, Bazaar, rush chairmen, all first year law.
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Phi Delta Phi, professional legal fraternity, has announced the initiation of 19 new members.
Initiates include John Logsdon, Coffeyville; Ivan Poe, Peabody; Mike Stout, Bazaar; Chester Arterburn, Jr., Emporia; James Snyder, Jr., Leavenworth; Willis Brown, Atwood; Norman Steanson, Troy.
Tom Smith, Horton; David Buxton and Bill Dye, Wichita; Robert Collins, George Detsios, Bob Edmonds, Terry Fiske and Norman Grove, Lawrence. All are first year law students.
Gene Anderson, Belleville senior; Don Humphreys, Ashland, second year law, and Don Meeker, Leavenworth, second year law.
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April 29-30, May 1-2
8 p.m.
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Puffed sleeves, puckered at the shoulder, are best worn by tall women. That graceful flared sleeve will find shorter women its advocates.
Tall or short, puffed or flared,
the new sleeves add another bit of
femininity to the woman and
another trend to the wardrobe.
The temperature sometimes reaches 100 degress in Alaska during the summer.
The state flower of Georgia is the Cherokee Rose. Its state bird is the Brown Thrasher.
Grease Job $1
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Muffers and Tailpipes Installed Free
1 qt. oil free with oil & filter change
PAGE'S SINCLAIR SERVICE 6th & Vt.
On Campus with Max Shulman
(By the Author of "Rally Round the Flag, Boys!" and,
"Barefoot Boy with Cheek.")
THE MANY LOVES OF THORWALD DOCKSTADER
When Thorwald Dockstader—sophomore, epicure, and sportsman—first took up smoking, he did not simply choose the first brand of cigarettes that came to hand. He did what any sophomore, epicure, and sportsman would do: he sampled several brands and then picked the mildest, tastiest, pleasingest of all —Philip Morris, of corris!
Similarly, when Thorwald took up girls, he did not simply select the first one who came along. He sampled. First he took out an English literature major named Elizabeth Barrett Grisht, a wisp of a girl with luminous eyes and a soul that shimmered with a pale, unearthly beauty. Trippingly, trippingly, she walked with Thorwald upon the beach and sat with him behind a windward dune and listened to a sea shell and sighed sweetly and took out a little gold pencil and a little morocco notebook and wrote a little poem:
I will lie upon the shore.
I will be a dreamer.
I will feel the sea once more
Pounding on my femur.
Thorwald's second date was with a physical education major named Peaches Glendower, a broth of a girl with a ready smile and a size 18 neck. She took Thorwald down to the cinder track where they jogged around 50 times to open the pores. Then they played four games of squash, six sets of tennis, 36 holes of golf, nine innings of one old cat, six chuckkers of lacrosse, and a mile and a quarter of leap frog. Then they went ten rounds with eight-ounce gloves and then they had heaping bowls of bran and whey and exchanged a manly handshake and went home to their respective whirlpool baths.
"I think I'll stick with PHILIP MORRIS." he said
Thorwald's final date was with a golden-haired, creamy-browed, green-eyed, red-lipped, full-calved girl named Totsi Sigafoos. Totsi was not majoring in anything. As she often said, "Gee whillikers, what's college for anyhow—to fill your head full of icky old facts, or to discover the shining essence that is YOU?"
Totsi started the evening with Thorwald at a luxurious restaurant where she consumed her own weight in Cornish rock hen. From there they went to a de luxe movie palace where Totsi had popcorn with butter. Then she had a bag of chocolate covered raisins—also with butter. Then they went to a costly ballroom and cha-cha'd till dawn, tipping the band every eight bars. Then they went to a Chinese restaurant where Totsi, unable to decipher the large and baffling menu, found a simple way out of her dilemma: she ordered one of everything. Then Thorwald took her to the women's dorm, boosted her in the window, and went downtown to wait for the employment office to open.
While waiting, Thorwald thought over all of his girls and came to a sensible decision. "I think," he said to himself, "that I will stick with Philip Morris. I am not rich enough for girls."
$ \textcircled{c} $ 1959. Max Sbulman
Anybody is rich enough for Philip Morris—and for Philip Morris's brother cigarette, filter-tip Marlboro, the cigarette with better "makin's". The flavor's fine, the filter filters, the price is right.