University Daily Kansan Page 5 anger- nity walk- ridge n to a guy were off wait-s and sent where ers. old a reud- boos. SCULPTURE STUDY—Dr. Alexander Badawy, visiting professor of architecture, observes Audrey Walter, Lawrence special student, in the sculpture laboratory. Dr. Badawy will present a series of lectures on pre-Hellenic art and archaeology. Visiting Professor to Give Archaeology Lecture Series "Art and Archaeology of the Fre-Hellenic World" will be the theme of a series of lectures starting Wednesday to be presented by Dr. Alexander Badawy, visiting professor of architecture. The first of six slide illustrated lectures sponsored by the Sculpture Club and the Student Union Activities Assn. will be at 7:30 p.m. in the Kansas Room of the Kansas Union. Dr. Badawy was professor of archaeology and of Egyptian and Coptic philology at the Institute of Archaeology of the University of Cairo for fifteen years before coming to the United States. He was active in field work during this period, making excavations in collaboration with expeditions from Belgium, France, Switzerland, and for the Society for Coptic Archaeology. Traveling is a hobby of Dr. Badawy. He is visiting outstanding museums of the world for a comparative study of art in its impressions of the world. Before coming to KU, Dr. Badawy was visiting professor at the Oriental Institute in Chicago. Individual topics of lectures and the dates are as follows: He is now working on an unexplored study of the connections between the art of Egypt, China, and India. He has studied archaeology is in process of growth. "Hieroglyphics of Egypt and their cultural value," Feb. 18. This lecture will deal primarily with the Egyptian writing, its design nature, and its reading. Worship in Lawrence "The Rise of Egyptian Culture," Feb. 25. "Mesopotamia, a Culture of Power," April 1. Assembly of God 13th and Mass. "Phoenician Traders and Hittite Warriors," April 15. "Egypt as a World Empire," March 4. J. J. Krimmer, Pastor Sunday School ... 9:45 Worship Time ... 11:00 Youth Vespers ... 6:45 Revival Time ... 7:45 "Crete and the Dawn of the Classical World." April 29. earliest sources of western sculpture tradition will be revealed to the Sculpture Club. Elden Teft, associate professor of design, is the adviser of the club. Through this lecture series the There will be a question and answer period following each lecture. Co-sponsors of the series are the Kansas Chapter of the American Institute of Archaeology, the Art Education Club, and the Silversmithing Club. SALE! Until February 28 STRETCH - TIGHTS Full fashioned stretch tights in 9 beautiful colors: Patio Pink, Lemon. Blue Daisy, Candy Green, Flame Red, Cork Tip. Pebble, Black. Cornflower Blue Gotham-Tites come in 3 different sizes, Petite, Average and Tall. Price: Regular $4.95 now only $3.49 Get a couple of them, and remember, the sale only lasts until February 28. TERRILL'S 803 Massachusetts Can't Ask Too Much STOKE, England—(UPI)—The Rt. Rev. Anthony Otter, Bishop of Grantham, has changed the time of his Lenten services on Wednesdays from 7 p.m. to 9:15 p.m. Too many parishioners want to watch a TV show on British family life called "The Archers" which is on at the earlier hour. THE GIRL I LEFT BEHIND ME Well sir, you can do what Rock Sigafoos did. It happens every day. A young man goes off to college leaving his home-town sweetheart with vows of eternal love, and then he finds that he has outgrown her. What, in such cases, is the honorable thing to do? When Rock left Cut and Shoot, Pa., he said to his sweetheart, a simple country lass named Tess d'Urbervilles, "My dear, though I am far away in college, I will love you always. I will never look at another girl. If I do, may my eyeballs parch and wither, may my viscera writhe like adders, may the moths get my new tweed jacket!" Then he clutched Tess to his bosom and planted a final kiss upon her fragrant young skull and went away, meaning with all his heart to be faithful. But on the very first day of college he met a coed named Fata Morgana, a girl of such sophistication, such poise, such savoir faire as Rock had never beheld. She spoke knowingly of Franz Kafka, she hummed Mozart, she smoked Marlboros, the cigarette with better "makin's". Now, Rock didn't know Franz Kafka from Pinocchio, or Mozart from James K. Polk, but Marlboros he knew full well. He knew that anyone who smoked Marlboros was modern and advanced and as studded with brains as a ham with cloves. Good sense tells you that you can't beat Marlboro's new improved filter, and you never could beat Marlboro's fine flavor. This Rock knew. So all day he followed Fata around campus and listened to her talk about Franz Kafka, and then in the evening he went back to the dormitory and found this letter from his home-town sweetheart Tess: Dear Rock. Us kids had a keen time yesterday. We went down to the pond and caught some frogs. I caught the most of anybody. Then we hitched rides on trucks and did lots of nutsy stuff like that. Well, I must close now because I got to whitewash the fence. Your friend. Tess P.S... I can do my Hula Hoop 3,000 times. Well sir, Rock thought about Tess and then he thought about Fata and then a great sadness fell upon him. Suddenly he knew he had outgrown young, innocent Tess; his heart now belonged to smart, sophisticated Fata. Rock, being above all things honorable, returned forthwith to his home town and walked up to Tess and looked her in the eye and said manfully, "I do not love you any more. I love a girl named Fata Morgana. You can hit me in the stomach with all your might if you like." "That's okay, hey," said Tess amiably. "I don't love you neither. I found a new boy." "What is his name?" asked Rock. "Franz Kafka," said Tess. "A splendid fellow," said Rock and shook Tess's hand and they have remained good friends to this day. In fact, Rock and Fata often double-date with Franz and Tess and have heaps of fun. Franz can do the Hula Hoop 6,000 times. All's well that ends well—including Philip Morris. Philip Morris ends well and begins well and is made of superb natural tobaccos by the same people who make Marlboros.