--seems to be a part of Santa Claus's good-natured character, but he would surely advise his friends to dye when it came to the renovation of seemingly old clothing. For it is a fact that, when properly dyed, even an old garment looks like new again. Let us show you how to save fifty per cent of your clothing expenses. Special For the Holidays we will make a 20 per cent discount to the Students on all TRUNKS. SUIT CASES, TRAVELING BAGS CRAVENETTE OVERCOATS, OVERCOATS, SUITS. Everything marked in plain figures. M.J.SKOFSTAD 829 MASS. ST. New University Accountant. --seems to be a part of Santa Claus's good-natured character, but he would surely advise his friends to dye when it came to the renovation of seemingly old clothing. For it is a fact that, when properly dyed, even an old garment looks like new again. Let us show you how to save fifty per cent of your clothing expenses. Earl B. Cronemeyer, of Lawrence, has been appointed University Accountant at the University of Kansas to take the place of Edward E. Brown, who has been promoted to the position of Secretary and Purchasing Agent. Mr. Cronemeyer is eminently qualified for the place, having been auditor for the Poehler Mercantile Co. for nine years. He will enter upon the duties of the office at once. "Never Say Die" We like to make over old things. Club Rates $1.50 per month Lawrence Pantatorium Phone 506. 12 W.Warren St. Star Grocery and Meat Market. CHARLES A. TETER, PROP. Staple and Fancy Groceries. Fresh and Salt Meats at prices that make permanent customers. Best market for fruit and produce. CHARLES A. TETER, PROP. Phone 176. 1337-1339 Mass. St. A New Department Colonial toilet specialties—everything required on the toilet table. Beautiful Pictures free of charge. STORIES OF NOTED PEOPLE. Wolf's Book Store 923 Massachusetts St. Professor Boodin is a personal friend and great admirer of the noted psychologist, William James. He tells how once he was forced by James to take a vacation in Europe at the latter's expense. One day, near the close of his studies at Harvard, he received a letter from James asking him to come at once to James' home in Cambridge. When he arrived James inquired after his plans for the summer and learned that he intended to do some light tutoring work. James, however, advised him to take a vacation in Europe and assured him that his expenses would cost Professor Boodin nothing. Averse, however, to accepting the magnanimity of his instructor Boodin resisted James' arguments which were continued all day. In the evening Boodin left for home still persisting that he would not go to Europe. When he arrived home he found a letter from James enclosing money for expenses to Europe and saying: "If you value my friendship take the next steamer for Europe." Boodin accepted and spent the summer in Europe. Captain Donald is somewhat of a Sherlock Holmes as well as football hero. He was walking up the hill the other day behind two twin girls who are students in the University and resemble each other so much that the ordinary observer can not distinguish between them. The following conversation took place between Donald and a friend. "Can you tell which one of those girls is which,?" asked the football captain. "No, nor I don't know anyone that can," replied his friend. "Well, now listen," said Donald, "You see those hat pins in their hats; one of them has been put in from the left, the other from the right. Now one girl is left handed, the other right handed." "Well," was all his friend said. "Now the other day," continued Donald, "I saw one of the girls throw a snowball with her left hand. At the same time the sister called to her by name. So there you have it: the girl with the hat pin from the left side is—," and he named the girls and sure enough he was correct as was afterwards learned. Harry Kemp, the student poet, is the only student at K. U. who claims to be possessed of enough genius to forget to come to his classes. When chided the other day by a professor for failure to be at class regularly he replied: The Monday after the Thanksgiving vacation Professor Haworth was visiting a friend down in Missouri having a great time, all oblivious of the fact that the vacation had ended. Explaining his absence the next day he said: "Why, the people who changed the length of the "Well certainly you don't expect me to remember to come to class every day." Buy Christmas Presents F R O M U S We'll please you. STEVENSON-HOPPER BOOK CO. Thanksgiving vacation did not only not consult me,but they even failed to notify me of the change," and he seemed to be wondering how all the students knew of the change while he remained in ignorance. NEWS NOTES. Your order for photos will receive our personal attention. Loomas studio. The Physics Journal meeting will be held in the library of Blake Hall on Wednesday at 5:00 p. m. Prof. Rice will review a new text on Wireless Telegraphy. When you go home don't forget that Wiedemann sends icecream out of town. Among the Kansas University Alumni who were elected to office at the last election were: John A. Edwards,'95, representative from Greenwood county; Chas. F. Foley,'84, representative from Rice county; Chas. L. Davidson in University in late '70, representative Sedgwick county; F. B. Wheeler,'95, representative from Crawford county; W. Y. Morgan,'85, representative from Reno county; G. L. Finley,'93, Dodge City, judge of 31st judicial district. Christmas photos at the Loomas studio, 719 Mass. St. Mr. and Mrs. Gilbert McClurg of Colorado Springs lectured Friday night on Colorado, "The Red-Colored Land." Mrs. McClurg first spoke of the explorations of the homes of the cliffdwellers. Mr. McClurg then described other points of interest in the state especially the scenery around Colorado Springs. Both lectures were illustrated by stereoptican views. Get a hot chocolate at the Palace of Sweets. 931 Mass. Don't forget the Corner Grocery when wanting good cigars, tobaccos, fruits and nuts of all kinds. Porter Fones, of Kansas City Missouri, spent Sunday with his sister Keene of the freshman class. Go to Lindsay's for fine shoe repairing. 836 Mass. St. Estella Riddle, '01, who has been teaching at. Bethany college during the past year, has gone to New York City to engage in literary work. She is writing articles for one of the Kansas City papers. Students, patronize the merchants who advertise in the Kansan. They are reliable. Are You a Shaver? A first-class Razor, fully guaranteed in every respect, for $1.00. at HOADLEY'S We call for and deliver your Clothes. O.P. LEONARD TAILOR SHOP AND PANTATORIUM Rates, $1.50 per month Tel, 5321 Red. 733 Mass, St. Livery, Boarding and Hack Stables. All Rubber Tire Rigs. Corner of New Hampshire and Berkley Both Phones 100. Spalding's Official FOOT BALL GUIDE, containing the New Rules. Price 10 cents. with full page explanatory pictures, Edited by Walter Camp. The largest Football Guide ever published. Full of Football information; reviews, forecasts, schedules, captains, records, scores, pictures of over 4,600 players. A. G. Spalding & Bros. Send your name and get a free copy of the new Spalding Fall and Winter Sports Catalogue, containing pictures and prices of all the new seasonable athletic goods. New York, Chicago, St. Louis, San Francisco, Minneapolis, Denver, Buffalo, Syraense, Pittsburg, Philadelphia, Boston, Washington, Cincinnati, Baltimore, Kansas City, New Orleans, Montreal, Can., London, Eng., Hamburg, Germany. The Lawrence Steam Laundry Co. 908 Massachusetts Street. All Work Up to Date and Guaranteed. Domestic Finish. M. B. Galloway, University Agent. Both Pnoes. 383. W J. Francisco & Sons LIVERY AND HACKING SADDLE HORSES A SPECIALTY Open Day and Night. 812-14 Vt. St. Both Phones 139 DENTIST. Room 5, Jackson Building. Phones, Bell 1515 Main; Home, 344 Dr. A. R. Kennedy HIAWATHA CAFE After the Opera or Dance go to the Hiawatha Cafe for a Lunch. Regular Meals. Cigars. LOUIS ROCKLUND DO YOUR EYES TROUBLE YOU? See J. F. BROCK 800 Mass, St. Eyes tested by best approved method and best of care taken with glasses. Bell phone 615. Prof. McRae wishes to announce that he will be at Everett Hall Friday and Saturday of each week. Friday afternoon, ladies' dancing class 3 to 5. Friday night, dancing class for beginners, 8 to 11. Saturday afternoon, social dance. 3 to 5. Saturday night, social dance. 8:30 to 12. $79 to Havana, Cuba Through Florida with stopover privileges. Meals and berths on steamer included. Though Sleeper Jacksonville, Florida Jacksonville, Florida via the Frisco. via the Frisco. Leaves Kansas City daily at 6:30 p.m. and arrives in Jacksonville at 8:50 the second morning $ \sigma . $ Harvey dining car service. Reserve births at Ticket Office, 900 Main Street. For Sale—First-class Remington typewriter. Inquire 1132 Ohio street.